It’s Messy Boots this week on The Loud Brown Gays and Nick & Seb are not holding back.

From the tragedy of dating straight men and the collective epidemic of daddy issues, to Lily Allen’s post-divorce chaos, Demi Lovato’s ever-changing era, and the fever dream that is MAFS UK, the lads unpack it all with zero filter and full-volume opinions.

Oh, and we have questions, darling:
Where was the energy for Black History Month UK? Why are straight men still in our business? And who told Lily Allen she could rebrand heartbreak into a pop era again?

Grab your tequila, plug in your headphones, and prepare for laughs, shade, and several unprovoked attacks on the British dating scene...