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You Might Wanna Sit Down For This
The Takeaway Table
232 episodes
1 week ago
You Might Wanna Sit Down For This is (maybe) Malaysia's most unhinged, entertaining, sometimes educational, most times funny podcast hosted by Ming Han and Ming Yue! Join us as we share our stories, thoughts and unqualified advice on pretty much everything under the sun. It's gonna be a crazy ride so you might wanna sit down for this.
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You Might Wanna Sit Down For This is (maybe) Malaysia's most unhinged, entertaining, sometimes educational, most times funny podcast hosted by Ming Han and Ming Yue! Join us as we share our stories, thoughts and unqualified advice on pretty much everything under the sun. It's gonna be a crazy ride so you might wanna sit down for this.
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You Might Wanna Sit Down For This
#235 WE MET INDONESIA’S PRINCE OF BALLADS?! Ft. Afgan

Don’t need to wipe your glasses, your eyes do not deceive you. Yes, that’s THE Afgan on the pod this week.

We’re diving deep into the lore of Indonesia’s smoothest R&B icon: from writing baby-making music and doing vocal warmups in the toilet, to his love for Japan, defining relationships, and whether he’s actually an expert on romance.

Also featuring a first look at Mingyue’s fanboy moment. Put on your kacamata, you might wanna sit down for this one.


Pre-save Afgan’s album Retrospektif out Nov 19!

https://open.spotify.com/prerelease/10tlHAa3lqLk2AA4MDus2P?si=f604942fe46b4aaf


Follow Afgan on Instagram at:

https://www.instagram.com/afgan__/


Shoutout to Gibson for this sick set!

https://www.instagram.com/gibsonguitar/


#youmightwannasitdownforthispodcast


Follow The Takeaway Table!

https://www.instagram.com/thetakeawaytable/


CHAPTERS

01:00 - It’s Afgan!

02:20 - What are yall feeding him?? Nasi Chi-Maeng??

03:20 - Afgan was a Monash guy?!?!

05:00 - Mingyue fanboying out thanks to Sezairi 

07:00 - Acting, Singing, or Dancing?

08:00 - Announcing the Japan tour?

14:20 - Do angels from heaven get nervous? 

17:00 - Pre-Show Rituals in the toilet 

23:30 - The Infamous Pocket Pose 

23:20 - Being Retrospektif  

26:00 - Keeping imperfections in the album 

29:00 - Mandated songwriting potty time  

33:10 - Baby making music butter in the toilet


34:00 - The rhythm is always going to get you

41:00 - Being the HTS final boss

42:30 - Indonesian slang vs. 2 chinese boys

47:45 - BAPAK KAU!!!

51:35 - WKWKWKWKWK 

52:30 - Explaining Mak Kau Hejau

55:25 - The Malaysia showcase in Zepp

58:00 - Reflecting on Retrospektif 

1:05:18 - Kacamata Live!

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1 week ago
1 hour 7 minutes 49 seconds

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#234 CONSPIRACY THEORIES: ALIENS, LIZARD PEOPLE, SPIES

Is believing in conspiracy theories a sign you’re open-minded… or just a little bit psychotic? 


This week, we’re debating whether Malaysian ghosts are actually aliens, if Bigfoot deserves the same respect as Pontianak, and whether the Karak Highway ghost stories were just made up to reduce traffic jams.


So grab your Drumstick Stranger Things Ice Cream as we unpack the world’s most iconic theories. You might wanna get abducted after this.


Follow The Takeaway Table!https://www.instagram.com/thetakeawaytable/ Join our Community Discord Server!https://discord.gg/thetakeawaytable


CHAPTERS

04:00 - Is there life outside the earth?

06:00 - Why do aliens hate asians

10:00 - Growing up with bestie ghosties

11:20 - Getting Abducted: are we pick-me’s?

15:00 - Birds are government spies.

17:24 - The Bermuda Triangle is Atlantis

19:24 - We have real footage of the Lochness monster 

21:00 - The moon landing was faked?

24:50 - Stonehenge was just mass comm aliens

26:47 - The lizards people are our leaders

28:15 - Starting our own conspiracies

31:50 - Our leaders gatekept AI for power??

33:30 - The Illuminati & New World Order

35:00 - Sodas are all the same recipe

36:40 - The Lochness Monster has underground tunnels

41:00 - The Hollow Earth Theory

42:00 - If you believe, are you dumb?

44:45 - They don’t want you to hear this…

47:40 - Our thoughts on Strange Things’s loose ends

49:00 - Fish raining from the sky: WHY?

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2 weeks ago
50 minutes 33 seconds

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#233 SOMEONE BROKE INTO HIS ROOM IN AUSTRALIA??

Coming all the way from AUSTRALIA! Mingyue has finally wrapped up his tour with Jenhan, and we’re here for the full debrief. Tears were shed, voices were raised, and yes… someone did break into a hotel room.


From the gigs to the chaos to the moments that definitely shouldn’t have made it out of the groupchat, this is your all-access pass to what really went down- down under.


Grab your flying sheep, mates. You might wanna sit down for this.


Check Out Jenhan’s Show: Like This, Like Dad!

https://www.cloudjoi.com/shows/4305-kuah-jenhan-like-this-like-dad


Follow Jenhan on Instagram at:

https://www.instagram.com/kuahjenhan/


CHAPTERS

00:16 - Australian Weather Report

00:50 - Hold onto your sheep through the wind

04:00 - We know punk rock.

05:40 - SHOUTOUT HANNAH FROM SINGAPORE

09:00 - The tour is over…

10:57 - 2 boys, 1 hotel room.

15:30 - Do non-planners even deserve to eat?

23:20 - Jenhan’s demure little cheese board

23:42 - Australians love salad RAW.

30:30 - Pre-travel friendship briefing

32:00 - The friend that complains about walking

36:44 - HR-ing the whole group trip

41:20 - Just wanna touch each other sometimes

49:50 - If we travel without this we’ll breakdown

48:44 - Did the groupchat survive the trip?

01:02:00 - JUST BUY YOUR TICKETS EARLY LAH.

01:10:55 - Your Accent Come From Where

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2 weeks ago
1 hour 12 minutes 22 seconds

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#232 THE TRUTH ABOUT STUDYING IN THE UK with Study UK

This week, we’re chasing that UK dream — and giving our friend Loro a crash course on studying and surviving life abroad before he flies off for his uni exchange.


From culture shocks and homesickness to Malaysian student clubs, finding community, picking up random side quests, and even meeting your favourite YouTubers — we’re unpacking what it really feels like to be a Malaysian student in the UK.


You might wanna sit down for this deep dive into the student life, identity shifts, and everything in between.


#StudyUK #BritishCouncil


Follow Study UK!

https://www.instagram.com/my_british/

https://www.facebook.com/BritishCouncilMalaysia


Find out more about Studying in the UK: 

www.study-uk.britishcouncil.org


For those UK Alumni, apply for the Study UK Alumni Awards 2026 now till 16 October 2025: 

www.study-uk.britishcouncil.org/after-your-studies/alumni-awards

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Follow Graeme on Instagram at:https://www.instagram.com/instagraeme_tj/


Follow Loro on Instagram at:https://www.instagram.com/loroshaan16/

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CHAPTERS

01:30 - Loro is ascending to higher heights 

04:00 - Hunting British YouTubers like Adele

08:55 - The Land of Christmas 

12:10 - The Loughborough Lore 

14:00 - Hay fever at the YouTube Academy 

16:58 - Lancaster the football player  

19:52 - Stealing Loro’s passport

20:40 - Staying sad and touching grass 

22:00 - FOMO while stuck in Malaysia  

26:17 - Banana in the Chinese Christian Club 

27:45 - Yee Sang the Non-Chinese indicator

28:44 - Top 50 Sidequests in the UK 

30:40 - CNY reunion dinner with PB&J

33:00 - Seasoning in the UK

34:00 - Dinning with Romanian models

39:18 - Graeme’s Greatest ReGraets

43:00 - Transporting through universes

45:45 - Being forced to look in the mirror 

49:07 - Getting adopted by random old couples

50:20 - Fear of meeting new people

51:10 - Loro’s Guide to Surviving UK

52:28 - Housemate nightmares

54:00 - Jamie Oliver’s Special Chicken 

55:14 - A Winter’s Day is Night

57:35 - Getting stuffed with Greggs 

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1 month ago
59 minutes 34 seconds

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#231 IRRATIONAL FEARS WE’RE WILLING TO FIGHT OVER ft. FakkahFuzz & Kuah Jenhan

Some fears are valid. Others? They deserve a full roast.


In this episode, we’re unpacking our most irrational fears — from everyday nonsense to the bizarre. Can we actually justify them, or are we just a bunch of wimps? And what do bald heads and cucumbers have to do with what keeps us up at night?


Follow FakkahFuzz on Instagram at:

https://www.instagram.com/fakkahfuzz/


Follow Jenhan on Instagram at:

https://www.instagram.com/kuahjenhan/


CHAPTERS

00:40 - This room got elephants 

01:25 - Factory setting FakkahFuzz 

03:30 - PSLE PTS PT3 PMR??

05:55 - Wow you’re still alive!

08:15 - Jenhan’s health screening is trump approved

13:00 - The irrational fear is your own fault 

16:40 - Maybe I’m scared of ugly people

18:30 - The Annabelle Dollhouse and Ghost Files

19:55 - Would you pay for a haunted sx doll?

21:58 - The fear of uncles and aunties 

23:30 - All fears lead to a master fear.

24:10 - Possessions in Langkawi 

25:25 - This is a performance for Alzheimer’s 

28:00 - The plane is falling from the sky 

30:46 - What if my head isn’t round enough 

32:30 - Teeth out, stuck in cement, bald and naked. 

33:42 - Fear of going to jail for no reason

36:10 - Ranking the team’s irrational fears

37:20 - The sinkhole fear

38:55 - Fear of clowns, mirrors, and being too happy 

41:30 - Fear of escalators

42:50 - Fear of pregnant women 

45:00 - Actively seeking out gaping holes

46:10 - Frogs that lay eggs off their backs

47:30 - Fear of the ocean’s unknown 

48:40 - Food with too much texture  

51:00 - FakkahFuzz’s Tour 

56:20 - Scared of urinal separation anxiety 

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2 months ago
53 minutes 27 seconds

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#230 DOES MY DOG HAVE DOWN SYNDROME? ft. Kuah Jenhan

Another life update, but make it deranged. Between health scares, multiple weddings, accidental fatherhood, and bank accounts running on fumes, you’re gonna wanna sit down for this. Follow Jenhan on Instagram at:https://www.instagram.com/kuahjenhan/#youmightwannasitdownforthispodcast __CHAPTERS00:21 - Where are our patriotic bangers 01:10 - Getting each other stuffed 02:30 - Graeme is living in humble brag 05:15 - Does Jenhan actually hate Graeme?05:55 - Inserting things into eyeballs07:00 - Snuggling open chinese arms 08:50 - SG food redemption tour 11:45 - Getting married to the stage 13:40 - Getting married thrice! 18:50 - Gaining a Daddy20:10 - Does my dog have down-syndrome? 24:20 - 8.8 Bazonka Magnitude Blood Pressure31:45 - WE’RE GOING TO JAPAN (again)! 37:00 - How to drink your bank account43:30 - Crying in the comedy club47:00 - ALLEGEDLY. ALLEGEDLY.48:00 - Allegedly octopi are building cities 51:15 - Allegedly AI is bypassing their creators52:22 - Allegedly pigeons can export jpegs 52:20 - Allegedly Mingyue is touring Australia54:46 - Allegedly badminton kills 57:00 - Not allegedly, we love you.

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2 months ago
57 minutes 54 seconds

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#229 OUR CRAZIEST SIDE HUSTLES with Ms Qiwiie & BSN

Here’s an expansion to our lore: the side hustle edition.From photobooths to full-blown “business ventures” in school - with Ms Qiwiie, we’re breaking down the wildest ways we tried to earn extra cash. Who had the most elaborate hustle? And what actually happened to all that money?

As usual, some of us bought very questionable things, so take a seat for this one.

As much as you hustle, never ever forget to save up! What can you do? Start saving as low as RM10 with BSN SSP or minimum RM3,000 to stand a chance to win RM 1 million every month. You can also enjoy up to 2.5% annual profit rate. Head to the nearest BSN branch to open an account today!

@bsnmalaysia #bsnmalaysia #bsnssp #jomjadijutawan

Follow Shi Qi on Instagram at:https://www.instagram.com/msqiwiie/

Follow Graeme on Instagram at:https://www.instagram.com/instagraeme_tj/

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CHAPTERS

00:22 - Our MOST special guest

01:45 - Behind everyone’s success is TA

02:55 - The Hustling Barometer

06:45 - Ms Qiwii’s Prequel Lore

08:12 - Taiwan boba tip fishing

10:00 - How to make millions off drop shipping

12:40 - Never pour coffee for McD aunties

15:50 - Hustling little children’s pocket money

19:00 - McChicken, Fries, NO SALT.

20:15 - The tricks of collectible trades

21:19 - Nothing shapes a hustle like hotpot

23:00 - Hustling the system like a sport

25:45 - Hustling Minghan’s savings

25:50 - Flipping phones in the UK

27:15 - THE KENDAMA guy

28:45 - Forming the dream hustle

32:00 - Becoming jobless for the hustler life

34:10 - Levelling up in side quests

37:00 - Shaping the main quest

46:20 - Chinese medicine daycare

48:00 - Cooking money in hotpot

48:50 - Feeling hehehaha with airlines

51:20 - Worst splurges

53:44 - Earning NET ZERO on a side gig

55:00 - Mingyue’s RM25K paddleboard

58:50 - Losing 12K USD on GameStop

01:01:00 - Savings we won’t gatekeep

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3 months ago
1 hour 5 minutes 6 seconds

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#228 PUSHING 40: GOUT, DOUBT AND LABUBUS ft. Hirzi & Kuah Jenhan

On this episode, Hirzi spends a full hour flaming Jenhan. And somehow, we still managed to talk about mortality.From the joys of gout to the creeping anxiety of caring for aging parents, and trading your quarter-life crisis for a mid-life one, we're diving into what it really feels like to be pushing 40.


Follow Hirzi on Instagram at:https://www.instagram.com/hirziofficialFollow Jenhan on Instagram at:https://www.instagram.com/kuahjenhan


CHAPTERS01:00 - Pushing 40 & breaking joints 01:43 - The start of Hirzi x Jenhan beef03:59 - Giving up as a 37 Year Old 06:40 - Labubus the Millennial coping mechanism 09:00 - Growing up close to WWII 11:25 - Irritating gamer boys 13:35 - Beyonce is actually Labubu16:20 - GenZ’s don’t know how to workforce 20:30 - Nobody knows how to spend adult money 23:00 - Beyonce manifested Hirzi’s life irl25:40 - Sending hate to Lego lovers 27:00 - Buying a wedding and love is love 29:54 - The BearBrick 31:20 - Thing to realise at 3542:50 - Crashing out on IG Live 44:00 - Caretaking anxiety for aging parents48:20 - Internship year in your 30s53:48 - Restaging Like This, Like Dad59:30 - SG’s Pride’s Vegas Residency 01:05:30 - The moral of the story

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4 months ago
1 hour 16 minutes 5 seconds

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#227 ASKING MY EXES IF THEY'RE PROUD OF ME ft. Kuah Jenhan

What happens when the Red Flags guy, the Sip & Spill/Covid Morning guy, the Vitagen guy, and that viral fat song comedian walk onto a podcast set?

We’re unpacking what it really means to go viral — who’s selling out, who’s holding on for dear life, and who’s slowly disappearing into the gaping chasm of irrelevancy. At what point does attention-seeking become something darker? And is it still worth it when the likes stop coming in?This is one episode you definitely wanna be sat for.


Follow Jenhan on Instagram at:https://www.instagram.com/kuahjenhan/


Follow Graeme on Instagram at:https://www.instagram.com/instagraeme_tj/


Check out Like This, Like Dad at:

https://ticketmaster.sg/activity/detail/25sg_jenhan


CHAPTERS

00:20 - Like This, Like Dad

02:10 - Fighting for your attention 

05:20 - Pretentiously defining social media 

09:00 - The woes of being slightly popular 

11:00 - The Morning Guy 

15:16 - Choose your validation

15:55 - Asking our exes to say “I’m proud” 

17:39 - Are you actually relevant or just a trend 

19:20 - The gaping chasm of irrelevancy 

22:30 - Why everyone wants a podcast

26:00 - Putting numbers to heart 

27:40 - Our fanciest tickleadges 

31:00 - Being a flower blooming crack addict

35:30 - Making IG pins our personality 

38:20 - Dead dad competitions

38:55 - There’s a ghost in the audience

41:00 - Flaring nostrils at smelly personalities 

44:00 - Attention seeking vs. Narcissism 

46:20 - The intersection between christian influencers

49:00 - The irk of religious influencers 

52:40 - Pretending we don’t want attention 

55:00 - Motivated by becoming forgotten 

57:30 - It’s the climb Graeme hasn’t peaked 

1:00:00 - Healthy unrealistic 24/7 spiralling

1:06:40 - Staying upping and still coming

1:09:18 - Find the circle and fill your hole 

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4 months ago
1 hour 11 minutes

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#226 BEING RAISED AS GUINEA PIGS

Whoop whoop — it’s a sibling episode! What was it really like growing up with the MingSibs? We’re breaking it all down (and probably oversharing way too much).

Who got pummelled the most? Why isn’t Ming Li in TheMingThing? And the question everyone’s been dying to ask — are Ming Han and Ming Yue actually related, or just banking off the same name?

It’s chaos, childhood beef, and trauma bonding — you might wanna sit down for this.


Follow Ming Li on Instagram at:https://www.instagram.com/ming_png/#youmightwannasitdownforthispodcast


CHAPTERS

01:30- Starting super dark so contrast 

02:20 - Meet the SibMings

03:20 - Would we be friends if we weren’t siblings

07:00 - Evicting vibes with pregnancy scares

10:00 - The family groupchat 

11:20 - Pommeling smackdowns and farting in faces

16:10 - Getting raised as social experiments 

21:00 - Recording the minute we shat 

24:30 - Getting whooped in a shopping mall

25:40 - Being left on the side of the road 

27:00 - Oldest, Middle, Youngest child syndrome 

30:15 - Denouncing culture by 15

33:57 - Surviving a sharp cantonese family

39:00 - A favourite child debate?

43:30 - Being an unambitious overachiever 

46:00 - Fun facts about each other

49:00 - Why isn’t Mingli in TheMingThing?

50:55 - Dealing with “famous” brothers 

53:43 - Assimilating our sister into guyhood 

56:23 - Being an influencer from birth

1:00:30 - Tomorrow is the last day on earth 

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5 months ago
1 hour 4 minutes 47 seconds

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#225 IMPULSE BUYS THAT WOULD SEND MY ACCOUNTANT INTO A COMA

Impulse buys — love them or regret them, we all have them. And this week, we’re putting our bank statements on the table and exposing our most unhinged purchases of the year so far.From breaking the bank on stationery to selling our kidneys for would-be family heirlooms, and convincing ourselves we’re definitely not just gonna use it once — you might wanna sit down for this very expensive show-and-tell.#youmightwannasitdownforthispodcast Follow The Takeaway Table!https://www.instagram.com/thetakeawaytable/ Join our Community Discord Server!https://discord.gg/thetakeawaytable


CHAPTERS

04:45 - Justifying a RM3.89K mall cop scooter

12:50 - The Anywhere 3s

14:20 - Strictly killing expensive Japanese trees

29:50 - What standup comics stand on

22:50 - Buying the Midori of new jeans

27:35 - Japanese denim maker hype

31:00 - God level RM900 stationary hauls

31:30 - We only bring dogshit water to S&S

34:30 - The Parker Pen

36:45 - Graeme’s Influencer starter pack

41:25 - The end game coffee maker

44:50 - Dropping RM13k on a coffee machine

45:25 - Mingyue & Sof’s home cafe

47:00 - End Game Items

48:24 - Strong Independent Corporate Girl Bag

52:00 - Buying a RM25K family heirloom

56:00 - Single-use happiness only buys

1:00:00 - Can’t make this one up it’s bad bad

1:07:50 - Buying a sandwich shop

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5 months ago
1 hour 13 minutes 58 seconds

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#224 CONVINCING OUR SINGLE FRIEND TO GET MARRIED THIS YEAR

This week, three married people stage a soft intervention on our proudly single friend — who’s fully ready to skip dating and check herself straight into an old folks home. We’re unpacking whether people actually wait to marry the right person, or just whoever’s conveniently there, and stirring the pot to find out if married folks secretly miss being single. And if someone hot and emotionally stable wanted to wife you up… would you still be anti-marriage?

It’s not a debate. It’s not a roast. It’s a gentle bullying session in the name of love — and if you’ve ever questioned your relationship status (or lack of one), you might wanna sit down for this.#youmightwannasitdownforthispodcast Follow The Takeaway Table!https://www.instagram.com/thetakeawaytable/ Join our Community Discord Server!https://discord.gg/thetakeawaytable―CHAPTERS

00:36 - Mingyue’s brown phlegm

01:25 - Sleep waking for a sandwich

03:00 - Meet Hampu!!

04:45 - Single and emotionally unavailable

09:30 - Is finding “The One” the end?

12:20 - END OF THE WORLD MARRIAGES

14:40 - Having no game no rizz no roster

18:18 - Do you miss being single?

20:00 - Single people are try-hards

23:00 - Marriage pacts with our friends

27:40 - Building a roster for each other

28:50 - Do hot and emotionally available men exist

30:30 - Red Flags is the reason we don’t trust love

33:00 - We’re making a green flags show

36:00 - She loves me for my allergy attacks

37:00 - Subjecting your wife as a homemaker

38:30 - Finding orphan boyfriends

39:40 - JUST DO OPEN RELATIONSHIPS

40:50 - Single by choice or no one’s choosing you?

41:40 - Forcing a dating show on the office

44:00 - Being in love vs. short-lived crush

45:50 - Not saying “I love you” back

48:50 - Dating for marriage

53:20 - Really hopings and many dreamings

56:40 - Happy single vs sad with someone

57:50 - PIMPING VIVIAN OUT!!!

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6 months ago
59 minutes 1 second

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#223 YOU PEAKED IN HIGHSCHOOL AND IT SHOWS

This week, we’re calling out everyone still holding on to their highschool glory days.


Did we peak too early? Would we actually go back? Or are we just bitter because we were the weird ones in school? From shadowing the popular kids to the curse of being hot too young — we’re airing it all out. If any of this feels a little too real… you might wanna sit down for this.

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6 months ago
1 hour 12 minutes 23 seconds

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#222 PENANG vs SABAH vs PJ ft. Wabikong Sai

In this very patriotic episode, we’re repping our home states and going head-to-head to settle once and for all: which Malaysian state reigns supreme? Is PJ just overpriced cafes and traffic? Does Sabah actually have things to do? Should Penang drivers even be allowed on the road?

Sai joins us for this very serious debate — featuring Hilux kids, fake humble PJ folks, and Penangites who think their ‘prawn mee’ is God’s gift. No state is safe.


Chapters

00:25 - We ghosted Sai for 6 years

03:25 - Why Penang people hate us

05:00 - Sai does standup????

06:12 - Which state is superior?

08:40 - Why Sabah only eat’s noodles

12:00 - There’s no pride in PJ

17:30 - Penang has name power

27:00 - Auto City is Desa Park City??

29:00 - Sai’s KL Story

31:48 - MRT x Pokemon Go launch

32:40 - PJ has main character syndrome

38:33 - PJ has nothing to offer

39:52 - Sabah do what one?

46:20 - The Superior BM Accent

50:00 - Is Mainland Fake Penang?

53:00 - Penang Princess???

55:40 - Penang drivers should be illegal

58:05 - Failing the Japan license 7 times

1:02:24 - Gardenia Shortage

1:07:00 - MUST HAVES in each state!

Follow Sai on Instagram at:

https://www.instagram.com/sai_cx/

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7 months ago
1 hour 7 minutes 23 seconds

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#221 Boomer Thoughts That Might Get Us Cancelled ft. Malaysian Comedians

This episode, Rizal, Kavin, and Prakash join us on the couch to prove just how out of touch we’ve become. From bedrotting to buying flowers at Pasar Seni, to why Gen Alpha takes 0.5x selfies and drafts each other’s breakup texts—we’re struggling to keep up. Also, the comedians spill the tea on their upcoming shows at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival!


Follow Rizal on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/rizalvangeyzel/Follow Kavin on Instagramhttps://www.instagram.com/kavinjay/Follow Prakash on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/prakashdanielcomedy/Follow The Takeaway Table!https://www.instagram.com/thetakeawaytable/ Join our Community Discord Server!https://discord.gg/thetakeawaytableCHAPTERS00:16 - The 3 Pillars of The Community 04:00 - Should interns haggle for payment?06:00 - Having Alpha Kids06:40 - Applying To Chinese School 12:37 - Things Young People Do That We Don’t Get16:47 - Taking 0.5x Pictures19:40 - Drafting breakup texts in the groupchat21:40 - Kavin doesn’t know Google Docs22:10 - Hanging gundams on your bags 25:20 - Celebrating 10 Dayseversaries29:24 - Buying Pasar Seni Flowers32:25 - Bedrotting & Brainrotting 37:10 - The Coachella of Comedy 41:27 - The WHAT Show???43:00 - How Rizal Went To Jail 44:40 - Unsolicited Advice from Kavin Jay45:40 - Lobster Boy Prakash 46:30 - Whitewashing Our Jokes50:20 - Local Comedians Going international 51:56 - Creative ways to pass flyers 55:00 - The comedy show on steroids

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7 months ago
58 minutes 23 seconds

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#220 Berhealing with Ceddy & Norreen: Finally touching grass!

We’re officially letting go of our hater pasts and entering our healing era! In this episode, we’re getting out of the city, touching some grass, and figuring out what berhealing actually means.

From our go-to ways to unwind to the things that (barely) keep us sane, we’re diving deep into how we rest, recover, and recharge.

Special thanks to MameeChef, Norreen, and Ceddy for joining us on what’s basically our mini mukbang.


#MameeChef #KenikmatanSebenar #SetiapMeenitBerhealing

Follow Norreen on Instagram at:

https://www.instagram.com/norreen143/


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CHAPTERS

00:18 - WE ARE SAT

03:40 - Berhealing and touching grass

05:34 - Norreen is taking stunt classes??

10:40 - Staying present for our pets

16:40 - Minghan’s Live Cooking Demo

17:25 - We’re kinda sick of holidays

19:50 - Mukbang intermission

23:00 - People who heal from travels are liars

24:20 - Healing is to be an old man

27:30 - Healing is playing Marvel Rivals

36:10 - Healing is lowkey road raging

39:15 - Rendang Narrations

44:30 - Missing mamak sessions as adults

52:00 - Fixing burnout through friendship

56:25 - Finding our community

58:10 - Focusing on yourself!!!

01:01:40 - Outro!

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7 months ago
1 hour 2 minutes 42 seconds

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#219 HE FARTED ON HER FACE?!

What’s one embarrassing moment you’ll never live down?


In this episode, we’re digging up our most humiliating, sleep-ruining moments—the kind that still make us cringe years later. Brace yourself for secondhand embarrassment so intense, you’ll HAVE TO stay seated for this one.

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8 months ago
51 minutes 32 seconds

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#218 Is the Malaysian dating pool cursed?

Is it bad to change yourself for your partner? Settle in cause we’re getting deep in this one. This episode, we’re diving into what it means to be “open”, finding yourself while dating, and whether how our romantic relationships have shaped us for the better... or worse.


Chapters00:21 - Sorry about our lemongs01:10 - Introducing new friends!06:15 - What it means to be “Open”11:38 - Testing the waters or being serious?20:00 - The mansplaining issue 23:00 - Dating to “find yourself” 28:00 - Are Casual Relationships Beneficial?30:30 - Our Non-negotiable33:30 - Changing for a relationship 40:45 - Relationship regrets54:35 - Is it okay to ghost? 56:50 - Making your partner your personality 01:03:00 - Our Ideal Types 1:11:28 - Why we DON’T recommend our friends

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8 months ago
1 hour 13 minutes 37 seconds

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#217 Guys turning 30. Is this the end? ft. Hindra Bose

This episode, we’re joined by our freshly debuted movie star Hindra! We dive into what’s really on a guy’s mind in his 30s—feeling forever old, debunking expectations, and revealing our guilty pleasure buys that keep the midlife crisis at bay. Catch Simple Manusan in cinemas from 20 February! CHAPTERS: 00:00 - Intro 00:30 - MOVIE STAR Hindra is back! 02:00 - About Simple Manusan 03:30 - Impress Hindra for tickets 06:00 - I don’t know about me I’m 33 08:10 - Minghan has been an uncle his whole life 10:49 - The litmus test of becoming 30 10:44 - Hindra has been 30 since 21 18:00 - Reaching NET ZERO in your 20s 19:35 - When your knees start shaking before your hips 20:30 - Things to do before you turn 30 24:30 - Travelling in your 30s 25:37 - Maybe single people are dirty 27:45 - Assumptions for your 30s 32:25 - You should settle down by now 36:45 - Why are you taking money you don’t have 38:30 - Matching our inner freaks 41:34 - Trust guys who paint Gundams 43:40 - Guy guilty pleasures 48:30 - Purchases that anger our wives 51:30 - Buying a magnesium alloy mouse 54:00 - Buying street cred 57:35 - Shopee King Graeme 1:02:35 - Would you have stayed single? 1:04:30 - Hindra got slapped 8 times 1:07:00 - Outro Follow Hindra on Instagram at: https://www.instagram.com/mamajammapuma/

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9 months ago
1 hour 8 minutes 58 seconds

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#216 OUR SPICIEST CNY HOT TAKES ft. Kuah Jenhan

Happy Chinese New Year! In this episode, we're getting rowdy with Jenhan to expose our most controversial opinions for the new year - from setting an age limit to angpaos, to renting a girlfriend for reunion dinners. You might wanna sit down for this hot take debate.


00:00 - Intro

00:20 - Explaining the wardrobe malfunction 

04:00 - Being bananas 

04:45 - CNY special menus are overhyped?

11:47 - CNY ’25 is too close to Christmas 

12:30 - Jenhan’s Beef with translations

15:09 - Festive short films are cancelled

15:23 - S-Tier to ASS Tier CNY Influencer MVs

27:40 - Unmarried people don’t deserve angpaos 

32:40 - You actually care about relatives or just want money 

34:20 - Traveling to avoid relatives 

36:46 - Lion dances at home is flexing 

38:48 - 20 minute firework shows 

40:30 - Lion dance that have LED lights 

41:20 - Stop visiting your GF/BF’s house 

42:25 - Rent a boyfriend

47:00 - Non chinese food tastes better during CNY

48:00 - Why does lemon sounds weird in cantonese 

52:35 - Outro

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9 months ago
53 minutes 50 seconds

You Might Wanna Sit Down For This
You Might Wanna Sit Down For This is (maybe) Malaysia's most unhinged, entertaining, sometimes educational, most times funny podcast hosted by Ming Han and Ming Yue! Join us as we share our stories, thoughts and unqualified advice on pretty much everything under the sun. It's gonna be a crazy ride so you might wanna sit down for this.