This week, three married people stage a soft intervention on our proudly single friend — who’s fully ready to skip dating and check herself straight into an old folks home. We’re unpacking whether people actually wait to marry the right person, or just whoever’s conveniently there, and stirring the pot to find out if married folks secretly miss being single. And if someone hot and emotionally stable wanted to wife you up… would you still be anti-marriage?
It’s not a debate. It’s not a roast. It’s a gentle bullying session in the name of love — and if you’ve ever questioned your relationship status (or lack of one), you might wanna sit down for this.#youmightwannasitdownforthispodcast Follow The Takeaway Table!https://www.instagram.com/thetakeawaytable/ Join our Community Discord Server!https://discord.gg/thetakeawaytable―CHAPTERS
00:36 - Mingyue’s brown phlegm
01:25 - Sleep waking for a sandwich
03:00 - Meet Hampu!!
04:45 - Single and emotionally unavailable
09:30 - Is finding “The One” the end?
12:20 - END OF THE WORLD MARRIAGES
14:40 - Having no game no rizz no roster
18:18 - Do you miss being single?
20:00 - Single people are try-hards
23:00 - Marriage pacts with our friends
27:40 - Building a roster for each other
28:50 - Do hot and emotionally available men exist
30:30 - Red Flags is the reason we don’t trust love
33:00 - We’re making a green flags show
36:00 - She loves me for my allergy attacks
37:00 - Subjecting your wife as a homemaker
38:30 - Finding orphan boyfriends
39:40 - JUST DO OPEN RELATIONSHIPS
40:50 - Single by choice or no one’s choosing you?
41:40 - Forcing a dating show on the office
44:00 - Being in love vs. short-lived crush
45:50 - Not saying “I love you” back
48:50 - Dating for marriage
53:20 - Really hopings and many dreamings
56:40 - Happy single vs sad with someone
57:50 - PIMPING VIVIAN OUT!!!