Works Every Time

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Works Every Time

97 episodes

1 week ago

The WET Podcast: Monday's with Justin Essenmacher, Markus Olind, & Phillip Garcia (prod. JJ)

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The WET Podcast: Monday's with Justin Essenmacher, Markus Olind, & Phillip Garcia (prod. JJ)

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Works Every Time

How Texas Chainsaw Massacre Represents American Culture

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2) We don't hate women

2c) Don't say c*nt

3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive

4) Be funny

5) Have fun (respectfully)

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0:00 - This week on WET...

0:44 - Get drippin

2:48 - What are we gonna be for Halloween?

8:14 - Austin podcasters discuss beef tallow

9:13 - Ed Gein and the Texas Chainsaw Massacre

11:54 - Ed Gein's IQ

14:51 - Why Ed Gein loved skin so much

18:31 - Ed Gein's star sign

19:34 - How Ed Gein inspired Texas Chainsaw Massacre

21:34 - What the TCM movies say about culture at the time

26:20 - Leatherface is a 90s icon

28:54 - Post 9/11 horror movies were wild

31:46 - How Bin Laden culturally effected horror movies

33:20 - DEI Leatherface

37:52 - How Ed Gein got so messed up

40:52 - Ed Gein's first (human) kill

43:41 - Leave every grave site better than you found it

45:48 - Was Ed Gein's mom hot?

47:43 - How Ed Gein got caught

54:47 - A town committed insurance fraud together

57:24 - Ed Gein echos through time

1:00:02 - Justin loves chainsaws

1:04:37 - Markus doing the bare minimum

1:07:27 - Malice in the Palace

1:09:55 - Phil's gang affiliation

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1 week ago

1 hour 18 minutes 48 seconds

Works Every Time

Drill Baby, Drill, Zyn Baby, Zyn

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THE WET COMMANDMENTS

1) No Austin comedy

2) We don't hate women

2c) Don't say c*nt

3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive

4) Be funny

5) Have fun (respectfully)

_________________________

0:00 - This week on WET...

0:44 - Help make the world a wetter place

2:18 - Something spooky happened to Phil at the club

7:03 - Ghosts LOVE curtains

13:59 - Sports: Scripted or Rigged?

16:22 - Markus' worst sports weekend of all time

19:20 - You know what? Chicken.

21:31 - Get out of my country (club)!

23:11 - 2 Jager Bombs and a Heineken

24:27 - Codeine in Flint Michigan

27:21 - Manscaped and Velo please sponsor us

29:03 - Scary movie logic

32:18 - Markus just watched Terminator

35:44 - Threatening Vinny Chase to be on the pod

38:04 - Markus is so Turtle

39:24 - When Justin went to Hollywood

41:07 - Republican Phil

44:30 - You can legally break the law when the government's shut down

46:06 - ChatJPT

47:44 - Life is hard but also boring

50:08 - Phillatouille

51:11 - McDonalds Monopoly is so back

54:29 - Drill baby, drill, Zyn baby, Zyn

55:42 - Why didn't we get the Riyadh invite?

1:04:36 - Justin bullied a man from the stage

1:10:27 - Markus requested a panic room at the haunted house

1:16:32 - Adrian Grenier please come on the pod

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2 weeks ago

1 hour 19 minutes 4 seconds

Works Every Time

Are Ghosts Real? (feat. Dedrick Flynn)

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THE WET COMMANDMENTS

1) No Austin comedy

2) We don't hate women

2c) Don't say c*nt

3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive

4) Be funny

5) Have fun (respectfully)

_________________________

0:00 - This week on WET...

0:33 - Making the world a wetter place

1:45 - How to open your 5th eye

4:59 - Platypus are aliens, crocodiles are dragons. gators are puppies

9:30 - That dragon in Shrek was sexy and you know it

12:34 - Fired from Chili's for feeding cats

14:25 - Think of animals politically

17:28 - Mermaids and Yetis

20:35 - Are ghosts real

24:45 - If they're tipping you can serve a minor

28:49 - Going cold turkey on black people

31:05 - How white people name their pets

32:07 - Girls that dip

35:51 - Kids these days don't know that hitting is real

38:45 - When you don't know your moms name

43:58 - People who go by their middle names

50:15 - When a black person misses you

52:13 - Don't be depressed, be a man

1:02:13 - Dedrick speaks autism

1:07:38 - Women are like cats

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3 weeks ago

1 hour 13 minutes 7 seconds

Works Every Time

Funniest Person in Austin Defends the Comedy Scene (feat. JJ Curry)

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2) We don't hate women

2c) Don't say c*nt

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4) Be funny

5) Have fun (respectfully)

_________________________

0:00 - This week on WET...

0:38 - JJ Curry's second interview of the day

1:37 - Pre-Intro

2:37 - JJ Curry: Funniest Person in Austin

4:17 - Making the world a wetter place

6:04 - High Socks, Low Morals

7:42 - Is that where they made Georgia?

11:39 - Keep the enemy guessing

13:25 - JJ was paralyzed for 2 months

19:38 - How JJ won Funniest Person in Austin

23:02 - Chef Curry

24:39 - What'd you buy with your stimulus checks?

26:56 - Luther Vandr0ss didn't kill any Jews

31:44 - Kid Rock banned from performing in California

32:42 - Shakespeare invented fart

35:00 - Armpit hair, yay or nay?

36:28 - Avoid the middle of the grocery store (shout out Noah)

38:39 - We could have changed the result of Sam Houston vs UT

42:07 - Markus hit his happiness quota for the year

43:27 - The Austin Comedy Strikeout Challenge (video coming soon)

56:05 - Shout out Richard Garcia

58:17 - JJ tested high on his assgrab

1:02:36 - Phil's horrible back tattoos

1:03:47 - White people liking their family is sus

1:06:28 - German child learns about WWII

1:10:04 - Defending the Austin comedy scene

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4 weeks ago

1 hour 19 minutes 8 seconds

Works Every Time

WET Live from the Sunset Strip Comedy Club (feat. Dedrick Flynn)

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THE WET COMMANDMENTS

1) No Austin comedy

2) We don't hate women

2c) Don't say c*nt

3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive

4) Be funny

5) Have fun (respectfully)

_________________________

0:00 - This week on WET...

0:33 - Getting high at work

1:38 - Midwest road rage

4:19 - We all pay for sex somehow

6:07 - Movies in different accents

7:36 - Mexican Spy Kids

9:18 - Asking people what their kinks are

11:21 - Justin's got hives

14:13 - Goodwill for doctors

17:06 - Huntsville TX is the gayest town in America

18:19 - The most bs college degree

20:19 - Justin's bowling career

22:11 - How to get money fast

24:32 - Dedrick bullies Justin for his shoes

28:07 - Dedrick shoulda never told Markus about black twitter

29:35 - Black people's favorite whites

32:23 - Dedrick was an entrepreneurial child

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1 month ago

37 minutes 41 seconds

Works Every Time

Racoons Are Aliens (feat. Dedrick Flynn)

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FOLLOW DEDRICK:

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THE WET COMMANDMENTS

1) No Austin comedy

2) We don't hate women

2c) Don't say c*nt

3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive

4) Be funny

5) Have fun (respectfully)

_________________________

0:00 - This week on WET...

1:35 - Ads

4:38 - Dedrick really wanted to be here

5:38 - Smelling like work

7:22 - Club Applebee's is a real thing

9:15 - Cutting lawns in Georgia for AF1's

12:16 - Snow is dangerous

15:00 - Texas doesn't understand how snow works

17:51 - Angry at work

19:57 - It's rough for Michigan teams right now

23:45 - Where there's money, there is hockey

27:20 - Non-slip Spanish

29:28 - Shout out the Honda Odyssey

34:11 - How to get out of tickets in the South

39:58 - Never blow

45:23 - Dedrick pulled himself over

51:52 - "You buy a Ford if you wanna cuss a lot"

58:41 - Racoons are aliens

1:01:22 - There's a dragon frozen in the Arctic

1:10:29 - Everyone who sucks are lizards

1:15:34 - Kia is the 2 for 25 of cars

1:23:43 - Shower bloopers

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1 month ago

1 hour 26 minutes 11 seconds

Works Every Time

Every Movie But It's In Boston

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THE WET COMMANDMENTS

1) No Austin comedy

2) We don't hate women

2c) Don't say c*nt

3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive

4) Be funny

5) Have fun (respectfully)

_________________________

0:00 - This week on WET...

0:42 - Markus' viral xtweet

2:57 - ads

6:18 - john reep is a pdf file

9:16 - The thing about hairdressers

9:59 - Come meet us 9/20

12:10 - Closing your eyes while driving

13:45 - Final Destination 6: The Last Destination

16:20 - Justin wants to do episode 100 naked

16:58 - Trailers are better than the movie

20:54 - British people talk funny innit

23:41 - I like my butt on the back

26:23 - Promo code 9/11 for $2 off

28:51 - Every movie but it's in Boston

36:35 - Our votes are for sale

38:32 - More movies in Boston

41:39 - Laughing at accents

43:47 - Why poop is the perfect joke

47:07 - Piss mic theories

48:43 - Definitly going somewhere with this

52:15 - The elephant in the room

54:43 - Markus has a coupon

56:36 - If we got Human Centipeded

1:02:12 - Being sober sucks, just be an alcoholic

1:04:56 - What's cheese to a lion?

1:05:38 - Where's the coupon to Markus!?!

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1 month ago

1 hour 16 minutes 24 seconds

Works Every Time

Fighting Dinosaurs in Vietnam With Ari Gold

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THE WET COMMANDMENTS

1) No Austin comedy

2) We don't hate women

2c) Don't say c*nt

3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive

4) Be funny

5) Have fun (respectfully)

_________________________

0:00 - This week on WET...

0:58 - The top

5:32 - God I hope we're still friends

9:03 - Going Thru It w/ Justin Essenmacher

13:25 - Being mean to your daughter's boyfriend

15:47 - Third marriage is the charm

19:13 - Trickle down economics at the comedy club

21:06 - Primitive War is a good movie

25:29 - Jerry Jones is the problem

28:50 - Sports merch is horrible now

33:46 - Sports suck, start gambling

35:12 - Those who can't do

37:13 - The WET Boys join ICE

38:09 - Sprechen sie podcast?

40:16 - If you see Markus, give him a hug

45:11 - We got issues

47:06 - Phil's mom calls in

48:02 - Speaking German is easy

52:29 - Justin got roasted by a stranger at work

56:44 - We need adult scholarships

1:00:05 - We'd be great substitute teachers

1:01:54 - Learn to Serve at a Comedy Club

1:05:08 - Jesus was a stoner

1:09:32 - The Amish cheat now

1:14:49 - Phil fixes Justin's hives

1:16:24 - Markus' phat pork butt

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2 months ago

1 hour 25 minutes 6 seconds

Works Every Time

Peer Pressured Into Being Gay (feat. Colton Jones)

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THE WET COMMANDMENTS

1) No Austin comedy

2) We don't hate women

2c) Don't say c*nt

3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive

4) Be funny

5) Have fun (respectfully)

_________________________

0:00 - This week on WET...

0:46 - I Liked My Lunch Today

3:40 - I Cracked This Open

7:07 - Justin's a Liar

9:02 - Char-zard, Squirt-le

9:44 - Folding

10:44 - Colton is the edgiest woke comic in Austin

12:21 - Colton went to a women's college

15:08 - B*tches be witches these days

17:36 - Not All Women

19:47 - Colton was peer pressured into being gay (and it killed his pet rabbit)

25:25 - Better About Me

27:00 - I Kissed a Dude (and Didnt Really Like It)

28:39 - Doing comedy at BWW and Hooters

32:30 - Cheapest shout out in the game

36:12 - Black people are racist

40:25 - I'm Bringin Woke Back

45:09 - Don't disrespect the haka

47:28 - Pissing on your balls is a right of passage

50:52 - Does your mom have big boobs?

51:40 - 21st birthday stories

54:41 - Black out stories

57:01 - Nostalgia weed

1:00:57 - Biggest loser documentary is crazy

1:05:22 - America is a circus

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2 months ago

1 hour 16 minutes 2 seconds

Works Every Time

The Austin Podcaster Experience (feat. Joey Smith)

This is episode 87 of the WET Podcast.

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_________________________

0:00 - NEW MERCH OUT NOW

2:05 - Austin podcasters do ice bath and sauna

11:09 - Joey is a prolific scammer

14:08 - How to scam T-Mobile

18:14 - Justin doesn't get defensive

22:20 - Stop ordering things that need things added

26:45 - Drawing legendary penises in Shertz Texas

29:53 - Getting ISS as a kid

32:15 - We're all sovereign citizens at heart

33:37 - Are Waymos better than human drivers?

37:01 - Go birds

41:11 - Our mustaches are fake?!

44:50 - Homeless lady infiltrated the comedy club

49:13 - 2000 subs and we'll try tranq on the pod!

53:24 - Trump and Putin 1v1 rust

56:24 - Joey's demands trump pardon YNW Melly

58:59 - How to get out of jury duty

1:01:57 - Jordan Peele tried to buy the script for weapons

1:04:13 - Childhood vandalism and crazy school bus drivers

1:08:50 - Ubering your kids to school

1:12:53 - Super Bowl predictions

1:27:06 - Secret message for Markus

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2 months ago

1 hour 28 minutes 7 seconds

Works Every Time

Hecklers Storm the Stage and Yell Slurs

This is episode 86 of the WET Podcast.

MERCH

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2) We don't hate women

2c) Don't say c*nt

3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive

4) Be funny

5) Have fun (respectfully)

_________________________

0:00 - ChatGPT wrote this intro

1:41 - Phil quit golf

7:12 - Car talk

13:29 - Justin teaches us yoga

20:43 - Markus is going thru it (it is tissues)

25:59 - Alycast: What is wet?

28:37 - Hecklers hijacked our live show

34:29 - Red Lobster ruined Justin's life

36:54 - Canadians aren't nice when they get drunk

39:59 - We shouldn't have graduated college

44:27 - ChatGPT will be doctors, lawyers, and p*rnstars

49:16 - Heckler storms the stage

58:46 - Colt's yo-yo encore

1:00:52 - "Lesbians aren't real" - Colton Jones

1:05:15 - Finding lesbian love at Apple Bees

1:10:49 - Irish Goodbye vs German Goodbye

1:16:04 - Thanks to everyone who came to the show!

1:17:05 - How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Markus butthole

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2 months ago

1 hour 23 minutes 12 seconds

Works Every Time

If Hooters Had a Church

This is episode 85 of the WET Podcast.

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2c) Don't say c*nt

3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive

4) Be funny

5) Have fun (respectfully)

_________________________

0:00 - We have merch!

0:53 - We're in a car

3:45 - Why are we in a car?

7:07 - Satisfying Kia moment

8:35 - Colt the sound guy

10:55 - How to always be happy

13:10 - Driving in Texas sucks

15:07 - You ever write sad sh*t down?

18:51 - Giving back to the community

23:06 - How to travel without a passport

27:45 - Waluigi Mangione kills CEO of Chuck E. Cheese

29:39 - Do we live in a simulation?

31:58 - Cracker Barrel claims to have the best pancakes

33:47 - Michigan is beautiful, we swear

35:12 - Justin got the whole clock on his face rn

38:14 - South park compares trump to Saddam

39:46 - If Hooters had a Church

47:49 - Leaking industry secrets

53:25 - Super hero movies and Jurassic Park p*rn

56:30 - Colt is a pro yo-yo artist

1:07:19 - Our heads are too big

1:12:48 - If we were cops

1:16:37 - We missed Buc-ee's

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3 months ago

1 hour 17 minutes 22 seconds

Works Every Time

Football Season Can't Come Fast Enough

This is episode 84 of the WET Podcast.

LIVE PODCAST

Ft Worth, Hyenas, 7/26

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_________________________

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3 months ago

1 hour 20 minutes 47 seconds

Works Every Time

The Tardy Boys and The Curse of the Horse Girl

This is episode 83 of the WET Podcast.

LIVE PODCAST

Ft Worth, Hyenas, 7/26

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4) Be funny

5) Have fun (respectfully)

_________________________

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3 months ago

1 hour 18 minutes 28 seconds

Works Every Time

The Real Meaning of HR

This is episode 82 of the WET Podcast.

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5) Have fun (respectfully)

_________________________

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3 months ago

1 hour 20 minutes 8 seconds

Works Every Time

The Arkansas Pepsi Challenge (feat. Mason Smith)

This is episode 81 of the WET Podcast.

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_________________________

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4 months ago

1 hour 35 minutes 46 seconds

Works Every Time

Why You Never Fly Frontier

This is episode 80 of the WET Podcast.

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_________________________

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4 months ago

1 hour 10 minutes 52 seconds

Works Every Time

How to Please a Woman (feat. Monford Davis)

This is episode 79 of the WET Podcast.

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_________________________

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4 months ago

1 hour 34 minutes 52 seconds

Works Every Time

Love at First Lasagna (feat. Monford Davis)

This is episode 78 of the WET Podcast.

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_________________________

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4 months ago

1 hour 9 minutes 53 seconds

Works Every Time

Drinking Lone Star & Complaining About the Government

This is episode 77 of the WET Podcast.

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THE WET COMMANDMENTS

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4) Be funny

5) Have fun (respectfully)

_________________________

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5 months ago

1 hour 3 minutes 11 seconds