
This is episode 87 of the WET Podcast.
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THE WET COMMANDMENTS
1) No Austin comedy
2) We don't hate women
2c) Don't say c*nt
3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive
4) Be funny
5) Have fun (respectfully)
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0:00 - NEW MERCH OUT NOW
2:05 - Austin podcasters do ice bath and sauna
11:09 - Joey is a prolific scammer
14:08 - How to scam T-Mobile
18:14 - Justin doesn't get defensive
22:20 - Stop ordering things that need things added
26:45 - Drawing legendary penises in Shertz Texas
29:53 - Getting ISS as a kid
32:15 - We're all sovereign citizens at heart
33:37 - Are Waymos better than human drivers?
37:01 - Go birds
41:11 - Our mustaches are fake?!
44:50 - Homeless lady infiltrated the comedy club
49:13 - 2000 subs and we'll try tranq on the pod!
53:24 - Trump and Putin 1v1 rust
56:24 - Joey's demands trump pardon YNW Melly
58:59 - How to get out of jury duty
1:01:57 - Jordan Peele tried to buy the script for weapons
1:04:13 - Childhood vandalism and crazy school bus drivers
1:08:50 - Ubering your kids to school
1:12:53 - Super Bowl predictions
1:27:06 - Secret message for Markus
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