This week on Trashy Terror, we tried to review Rob Zombie’s Halloween II… but honestly, it broke us. Somewhere between Laurie Strode’s trauma dreamscape, Dr. Loomis’s ego trip, and that white horse subplot, we realized the real horror wasn’t on screen, it was our decision to press play.
Grab your candy corn. It’s time to talk Halloween II...kind of.
This week we’re trudging through Rob Zombie’s Halloween (2007), because apparently what the original slasher classic really needed was a dirtier house, angrier people, and 45 minutes of backstory on Michael Myers’ childhood hamster. Join us as we try to make sense of this heavy-metal fever dream, debate whether anyone in Haddonfield owns soap, and ask the real question: is it trash or is it treasure? Grab your candy corn and your coping mechanisms... it’s gonna be a long night.
This week, we’re revving up the chainsaw and heading back to rural Texas for the 2003 remake of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre . Join us as we hack through jump scares, early-2000s grunge aesthetics, and enough sweat to fill a gas can. Expect laughter, screams, and some serious judgement of questionable decisions.
This week, we’re heading back to Camp Crystal Lake! Join us as we hack into the Friday the 13th remake (2009) to ask the hard-hitting question: Why is everyone running toward the woods?
Grab your sleeping bag and your sense of irony — it’s time for blood, bad decisions, and a few laughs that might just get you killed first.
This week, we’re clawing our way into the world of bad dreams with Nightmare on Elm Street the remake! Was it a terrifying reimagining… or just Freddy Krueger in desperate need of a nap? Join us as we slash through the jump scares, roast the creepy one-liners, and debate whether this nightmare was worth waking up for. Spoiler: coffee and sarcasm are required to survive.
This week on Trashy Terror, we’re cracking open the creepy glass case to talk all things Annabelle, Matt Rife's new niece!
Join us as we dive into haunted backstories, questionable parenting decisions, and why horror movies always think a creepy toy is a great idea. Expect chills, laughs, and at least one discussion about how fast we’d yeet that doll out the nearest window.
Creepy questions? Gory news? Grisly laughs? We’ve got it all! This week on Trashy Terror, we’re cracking open the coffin to answer your twisted horror questions, summon the latest spine-chilling news, and tempt fate itself with a deep dive into Final Destination. Death may be inevitable… but so is Rachel and Mere's obsession with horror.
Take a plunge into terror with a laugh on the side! 🎙️ Our latest episode dives deep into Night Swim (2024), the horror flick that makes your backyard pool scarier than a shark cage. Join us as we wade through jump scares, questionable motives, and a surprising lack of lizard demons.
This Week on Trashy Terror : A Spooky Switch-Up!
We're taking a break from our usual blood-soaked banter to bring you something a little different—but just as unhinged. It’s Q&A time, baby! That’s right: we're answering your burning horror movie questions with all the insight, sass, and sarcasm you’ve come to fear (and love).
From “What horror movie still scares you” to “Which villain would you want to have a freaky Friday switch with?", nothing’s off-limits, and everything’s a little ridiculous.
So grab your popcorn (and maybe a crucifix), because this week’s episode is full of laughs, screams, and totally unqualified opinions.
Horror’s trashiest podcast just got a little trash-talkier.
In this episode of Trashy Terror, we take a flashlight and a whole lotta sarcasm into the shadowy world of Darkness Falls (2003), the movie that asked, "What if the Tooth Fairy was really into murder?" Join us as we unpack the jump scares, questionable plot choices, and aggressively early-2000s vibes. It's horror, it's comedy, it's molar-iously bad... and we loved it. Sleep with the lights on and press play!
This week on Trashy Terror, we’re cracking open the cursed house of horrors that is Thirteen Ghosts (2001). Join us as we roast Tony Shalhoub’s worst real estate decision and try not to swoon over Matthew Lillard's spit-scream. Whether you're here for the jump scares or you have a desire to label every room in your house with Latin incantations, this episode is a hauntingly good time.
This week on Trashy Terror, we're checking under the bed and deep-cleaning our childhood trauma with 2005’s Boogeyman!
Is it a supernatural force? Is it unresolved grief? Or is it just bad mid-2000s CGI? Join us as we dive headfirst into this horror flick that asks, “What if trauma... but with jump scares?” Expect laughs, screams, and a surprising amount of yelling at closets. This is one nightmare you won’t want to sleep on.
This week on Trashy Terror we dive headfirst into teenage angst, satanic contracts, and an impressive lack of actual haunting with our review of The Haunting of Molly Hartley (2008). Is it a chilling supernatural thriller or just Gossip Girl with demon clauses? Join us as we dissect the melodrama, question the jump scares (or lack thereof), and try to figure out how this film got made.
This week on Trashy Terror, we're flipping the cards and our sanity as we dive into Tarot (2024) — the supernatural slasher that asks, "What if your death was in the cards... and kind of hilarious?" Join us for killer predictions, spooky nonsense, and more laughs than screams as we review, roast, and maybe summon something we shouldn’t have.
Tune in — your fate depends on it!
This week on Trashy Terror, we snap into Shutter (2008), the ghost story that asks, "What if your creepy ex showed up... in every photo?" Join us as we develop the plot (and a few migraines), dissect spectral selfies, and question why no one just stops taking pictures.
Welcome to Trashy Terror! This week we mash the controllers and scream into the void as we review Stay Alive (2006), the horror movie that dares to ask, "What if a PlayStation 2 game could actually kill you?" Join us as we mock the plot holes, roast mid-2000s lifestyle choices, and wonder how Frankie Muniz ended up here. Press start… if you dare.
This week on Trashy Terror, we let it go to voicemail as we review One Missed Call (2008), the film that proves ghostly prank calls were not just a 2000s fad. Join us as we unpack cursed ringtones, CGI mouth trauma, and the mystery of why anyone answered their phone in the first place. Spoiler: the real horror might be the script.
