This week we’re trudging through Rob Zombie’s Halloween (2007), because apparently what the original slasher classic really needed was a dirtier house, angrier people, and 45 minutes of backstory on Michael Myers’ childhood hamster. Join us as we try to make sense of this heavy-metal fever dream, debate whether anyone in Haddonfield owns soap, and ask the real question: is it trash or is it treasure? Grab your candy corn and your coping mechanisms... it’s gonna be a long night.