Gather, shifty listeners, for the great transmogrification! In this episode hosts Animagic Johnson and Werewolfgang Puck check modern physics at the door as they lead us through a world of shifting shapes. Sit back, relax into your chrysalis, and prepare to be transformed!
Where would we get the energy and mass to transform into an elephant? And where would it all go when we morph back into our true form? Do shapeshifters retain their human identity? And what do jellyfish have to do with it all? Tune in as we visit our favorite shapeshifters in mythology, cinema, nature, and even quantum physics to answer these questions and more!
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Hosts: Animagic Johnson and Werewolfgang Puck
Producer: Shiftester Stallone
Music: The Metamorphilharmonic Orchestra
Get that melon ready and tune your ears! In this episode hosts Mary LoKate and Earshley Olsen reunite to screech their way through a world in which humans echolocate at peak decibels. Join our hosts as they crank up the volume on echolocation and explore a world in which humans have to scream as loud as jet engines to see.
Can humans echolocate? Can dolphins really see through their teeth? And would men’s stretchy vocal chords make them near-sighted? In our wonder world where sight depends on your ability to hear yourself through the noise, what does that mean for modern lives amok with technology and crowded city-scapes? And how loud would you have to scream to see the stars? Set your frequency to our wavelength as the Wonder Women sound their way through these questions and much more.
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Rise and shine, sleepy heads! In this episode hosts Eleanor Dozevelt and Katnap Everdeen take a trip to the Land of Nod to learn all about the world of sleep, and dream up a whole new world without it. While they uncover the science of sleep, they’ll put common myths to bed and reveal some truly nightmarish sleep history.
Can you sneeze while you snooze? Are lions the laziest of them all? And why did all 1960s experiments involve electrocution? In a world of sleepless nights - would humans have a jedi mastery of meditation, or would we all stumble through life like grumpy teens? And who even are the teens these days?Tune in as the Wonder Women answer these questions and so much more.
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Hosts: Eleanor Dozevelt and Katnap Everdeen
Producer: Obi-Wan Keno-sleep
Music: Billie Shut-Eyelish
Calling all Big Earthers! Buckle up and settle in, because this spaceship earth just got a whole lot bigger! So much bigger, in fact, that this wonder requires the powers of three hosts - Bigrock Globama, Melissa McEarthy, and special guest Pickola Tesla from Pick Me! Podcast. Does double the earth mean double the fun? Tune in to find out!
Listen in as The Wonder Women & Co. give you the low-down on why our earth is the way that it is, and then wonder up a world to make it all BIGGER! But at what cost? Is a big ass earth the key to world peace, or would it just be a fiery hellscape? If you’ve ever wanted your earth to be bigger, your gravity to be gravity-er, and your body to be less like a body and more like a puddle - then this is the episode you’ve been waiting for!
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Hosts: Bigrock Globama and Melissa McEarthy
Guest Hosts: Pickola Tesla from Pick Me! Podcast
Producer: Kurt Orbain
Music: Brittney Spheres
Back-up vocals: Big Earth, Wind, and Fire; Notorious B.I.G. Earth; Ariana Grande Earth
G’day sheilas and blokes! In this very special season 2 premiere, The Wonder Women join forces with REAL Australians from Journey to Wherever podcast to add fuel to the greatest debate of our time - flat earth conspiracy theories. Is it all gold and rainbows on the under-side, or should we be preparing for an epic battle with the under-terrestrials? Tune in for the latest and greatest thinking on flat earth and decide for yourself!
In a world with no down under, space is a layered sponge cake, gravity is angled, the moon and sun rotate on a mobile, and the anti-black hole holds our life in balance. And that’s just scratching the flat surface of it. This wonder goes so deep we needed 4 hosts to crack it. Join Planeterry Crews, Olivia Newton’s Law-John, Dan to Earth, and Ivan-a Believe as they ask the hard questions - like what happens on the edges? What about lunar eclipses? And did Santa’s job just get a whole lot harder?
Does our wonder fall flat, or might we just be the next guest speakers at a flat earth convention? Be our co-conspirators by leaving a review and sharing with your network! If you want more great content, follow us on Twitter, Facebook, or Instagram @WonderWomenCast. Check out our website www.thewonderwomenpodcast.com, and our friends from Journey to Wherever at https://journeytowherever.com.
And the winner is...! The Wonder Women season is a wrap with the celebration of The Wonder Women’s Wondawards First Annual Nobel Academy Global Podscars Prize Awards, where we honor winners great and small from The Wonder Women season, and air some never before heard Wonder Women behind the scenes footage!
Join us on the red carpet to honor and celebrate The Wonder Women cast, and look back on some of our very favorite episodes of the 2020 season. It’s an evening you won’t want to miss! Who will take the top prize of the night? You’ll never guess...
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Get nippy with it! Nippi Minaj and Boob Ross make an unlikely pair in this season’s final wonder, leading us through a titillating world where nipples are as long as fingers! From human evolution to modern history, learn all about nipples as our hosts wonder about life where these little bits are a lot bigger!
Are nipples responsible for shaping the human mouth? Is Queen Victoria the reason we need to free the nipple? And who holds the world record for strongest nipples? Tune in for more nipple trivia than you could ever need, and hear the word nipple more times than you thought possible!
Nipnops, dompoms, chest raisins - expand your nipple vocabulary while wondering along. From dressing them up with jewels to using them to hold a cup of tea, finger-length nipples reveal a whole new world of possibilities!
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Hosts: Nippi Minaj and Boob Ross
Producer: Nippolas Cage
Music: Nippleback
Backup vocals: Nip Slipknot, Boob Dylan
Careful - your temperature is showing! See the world with new eyes as The Wonder Women explore life in infrared. Learn all about how infrared works and how our lives would change in this bite-sized wonder!
In a world where you could never fart discreetly again, how would temperature-vision change our perceptions of beauty and art? Could we hide our true feelings when temperatures are rising? Listen in as The Wonder Women reveal the answers.
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Save the whales! Save the bees! Save the ants?? Are these little-loved pests more than they seem? Do they deserve more love from us humans? In this week’s wonderlette, we learn all about these tiny tunnelers (all quadrillion of them) - and speculate a world where they didn’t exist!
Ants as organic computers? What about as emergency stitches? Do you hate the movie Antz as much as the Wonder Women do? Settle in for a whole lot of learning, and little bit of wondering - and leave with a newfound appreciation for these little friends.
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Things just keep getting weirder! Dive in with Hannibal Rectum and Beyonce Bowels as they imagine life with external intestines. Learn all about how these precious poo tubes work, why they’re on the inside in the first place, and explore the possibilities for why we would ever need to make our intestines public facing!
Hard or soft? Fleshy or armor-plated? A tool of self-defense or just a tripping hazard? Choose your own intestinal adventure! Would backed up intestines be the talk of workplace gossip, or would they open up a whole new world for fashion and accessories? And would we still need mouths and butts? These are the deep and dark questions our hosts must answer!
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Hosts: Hannibal Rectum and Beyonce Bowels
Producer: Professor Anus Dumbledore
Crew: Quintestine Tarantino, Jessica Bile, Colon Firth, Gutta Thunberg, Gut Fieri, Bradley Pooper, Anus Williams
Music: Intestine-y’s Child
Backup vocals: Billy Bileish, Woody Gutfree
It’s time to get spooky! Angelina Ghoulie and SkeleTony Soprano guest host The Wonder Witches in this very special Halloween wonder, conjuring up a world where people have death soul mates! When you’re destined to kill or be killed - how will you survive? OoOoOoOoOoO
What happens when you can only die by the hands of one person in the whole world? If you kill them and they don’t kill you, do you live forever? Is this the zombie origin story? Would government matchmaking labs help find your death mate? Would serial killers be revered? Have we gone off the deep end? Doesn’t matter - it’s a HalloWonder!
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What if you lost all your dead skin at once? Well shed your skin and join The Wonder Women for this skinsational wonderlette! Glimpse a world where people dramatically slough off skin husks each month, and imagine the possibilities for all those empty skin suits!
Would public molting be taboo, or could the itch to shed your skin become a new dance craze? Would molting be every introvert’s favorite excuse to stay home, or would corporations find a way to force molting and control their workforce? Grab some chocolate molt balls and settle in, because this wonderlette does get weirder!
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Get cultured on all things fermentation this week with hosts Barack Misobama and Kimchi Jong Un. Prepare yourself for shock and awe as you learn how much of your life you really owe to fermentation, and imagine a much darker world without it!
This week we explore a far less gassy world, where Jesus turns water into juice, global empires are overtaken by scurvy, and cheese is no more. If you’ve ever imagined having long intestines, extra large lungs, and wet poo - then this may be just the wonder for you!
Ever wondered what cheese and your muscles have in common? Or what made the pilgrims land at Plymouth Rock? Was fermentation the key to humans leaving the trees? We drop all sorts of etha-knowledge on the science and history of fermentation in this week’s wonder!
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Hosts: Kimchi Jong Un and Barack Misobama
Producer: Dwight D. Eisensauerkraut
Music: The Yeastie Boys
Cast/crew: Curd Cobain, Cheesus, Yogurta Thunberg, Drew Beerymoore, Fermit the Frog, Kambucha Newton, Kimchi Possible, Halle Beery, Dolly Farton, Kefir Sutherland, Austin Sours
Back-up vocals: Grateful Bread, Soju Boy, The Tempehtations
Here comes the sun! Ever wonder what would happen if humans could do like plants do and eat the sun? The Wonder Women get photosynthetic in this wonderlette as we explore a world where humans took a different turn down the evolutionary path.
Would humans be green? Would we flit around like hummingbirds? Would our sweat taste sweet instead of salty? Listen in as The Wonder Women attempt to harness the power of the sun!
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Dinner is served! Tune in as Amelia Eatheart and Mother Chorizo cook up a world where eating humans is trending. They serve up the science and not-so-distant history of cannibalism, with a very generous portion of dark humor in this delicious wonder.
When did cannibalism become taboo? Did modern religion kill cannibalism, or does taking communion keep the cannibal flame alive? In a world where people eat boogers and placentas, where do we draw the cannibal line? And remember that guy on bath salts?
We share some of the greatest modern cannibal stories while wondering whether we would consume the power of the rich and famous, or commercialize human consumption purely for nutrition. While wondering up a world where we dine upon our own, we’ll let you in on the secret to the best parts to eat and avoid, and have you rethink your world view on funerals, cemeteries, and the last will and testament.
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Hosts: Amelia Eatheart and Mother Chorizo
Producer: Sir Loin
Crew: Abra Cadaver, Moaning Mortal, Mary Tyler Mort, Mr. T-Bone, Tim Curry, Donner Kebab, Hamburger Lecter, Tom Crudite
Music: The Spiced Girls
Backup Vocals: Tasteful Dead, Medium Rare Floyd, Cannibal Collective, Canned Feet, Britney Skewers, The Flambeed Lips, New Kids in the Wok, Boyz II Meat, Meatloaf
This mini episode is a real nailbiter! Claw through all your fingernail phobias with The Wonder Women while they nail this visually disturbing wonderlette. Learn the truth about why we have fingernails to begin with, and discover just how different our world would be without them.
Did you know fingernails give us grip strength? Ever wonder what ancient humans used to paint their fingernails? Are fingers without nails just fleshy tubes? Listen in as The Wonder Women get down into the nail beds and drop knailedge on this truly wild wonderlette.
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Stay away boys - The Wonder Women have cooties this week! Cootie Catcher in the Rye and Dame Cootie Dench bring you back to recess as they dig into this pervasive children’s social lore. Learn the origin of the cootie, the different ways this so-called game has been used to teach and harm over the years, and explore how the cootie shot would work in real life!
Catcher and the Dame get into the trenches to learn the real life origins of this game and explore Cootie-lore around the world - from cootie catchers, to a wives’ parlor game, to Hasbro. What are cootie symptoms? Would cootie colonies be a thing? Are we the product of a cootie-coup? Also did someone actually name their kid ‘Cooter’?! Whether you call it ‘circle circle, dot dot’ or the ‘uku shot’ - you’ll want to re-up your cootie booster for this one!
Are cooties an insidious tool of the patriarchy to enforce damaging gender roles, a useful tool to teach small kids big, scary ideas, or an innocent way to cross the heteronormative gender divide? The truth is up to you.
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Hosts: Cootie Catcher in the Rye, Dame Cootie Dench
Producer: Cootie Patootie
Music: Cootie and the Blowfish
Crew: Kootie Couric, George Cootie, Cootie Garland
Back-up vocals: Kootie Perry, Death Cab for Cootie
The concept for this week’s wonderlette is udder-ly terrific! Learn how milk and chocolate are formed, and speculate with us on the circumstances that could give rise to cows producing chocolate milk. In this rather far fetched wonderlette, The Wonder Women explore photosynthetic cows, chocolate cow meat, and futuristic udder biotechnology - tune in to decide if we are mad cow geniuses or just crazy cow-spiracy theorists!
Do you fancy yourself a milk sommelier? Would chocolate milk direct from the cow be the caviar of dairy, or are we just uncovering an ancient craft that lost its value years ago? And if “ca-cow” beans came from cows, would ca-cow patties be the new brownie? These twisted questions and so much more!
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The Clone Ranger and Fertiliza Minnelli team up to explore one of our weirdest wonders yet! What if two sexual partners could only ever make one genetic combination for a child? When the wonder is almost too complicated to explain, you know it’s good. Existential spirals abound as we dust off the old nature vs. nurture debate and rethink the genetic building blocks of our world.
In this episode we’ll let you in on the difference between a twin and a clone, and dish out some hard truths to those people who dream of cloning themselves. We’ll cast promiscuity and polyamory in a whole new light, and If your worst nightmare is having the same child over and over and over again, well, things are about to get pretty ugly.
What would happen to the family unit? Would we be forced to take on more sexual partners, or would genetic family dynasties take hold? Would clone siblings need to attend support groups, and would designer babies become the norm? And who knows what happened to those clone monkeys in China?
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Cast/Crew:
Hosts: The Clone Ranger and Fertiliza Minnelli
Producer: George Cloney
Crew: Geronoclone, Gene Wilder, Marilyn Embryo, Moaning Fertile, Mahatma Gamete, Boba Fetus
Music: Embryo-Yo Ma
Back-up Vocals: Baby Gaga, Post Maclone
The Wonder Women unleash pure chaos in this week’s wonderlette, and bring fantasy fiction to life as we explore a world where individuals of the same species could be any size, big or small, with absolutely no rhyme or reason. Be grateful to be just the size you are as we revive Gulliver’s Travels, Clifford the Big Red Doc, and other fantastical fantasies and try and make them fit into society as we know it.
From tiny martian animal colonies, to human dog fur colonies, to a reinvention of the classic Gaia theory and maybe even a bit of predicting the future, there’s no limit to the size of our wonders this week. You’ll never be more grateful for gravity and basic biology after hearing the freaky nature of a world where size really doesn’t matter.
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