Dave and Mike sit down with the legendary Stefan Johnson — aka Snack Daddy — for an episode packed with laughter, spice, and surprises. With a table full of Korean snacks in front of them, they ask Stefan the hard-hitting questions in between bites: Just how bad was the One Chip Challenge? Would he rather star in the MCU, host his own show, or become a WWE ring-side hype machine? The last choice? That’s a mystery you’ll have to listen to uncover. One thing’s for sure: this episode is a flavor-packed riot you don’t want to miss!
In this episode of The Vulgar Burrito Podcast, Dave and Mike take you on a wild ride through the worst pick-up lines known to humanity. But before they even get to the main topic, they take a hilarious detour down memory lane, revisiting an old TikTok video where a creator came up with absurdly funny alternative names for the gas station chain Kum & Go.
Naturally, things spiral further out of control when they somehow land on a completely inappropriate discussion about Stephen Hawking’s theoretical experience on Epstein Island (we promise it’s as terrible and hilarious as it sounds). Finally, they drag themselves back to the original topic.
It’s chaos. It’s comedy. It’s The Vulgar Burrito Podcast. And trust us, you’re going to love every ridiculous minute of it.
In this episode of The Vulgar Burrito Podcast, Dave dives into a list of real, bizarre facts that sound completely made up—but aren’t. From Lara Croft’s iconic breast size being a programmer’s happy accident to the disturbing truth about baby koalas’ first meals (spoiler: it’s poop), we break down the weirdest facts with our signature brand of dumbassery. Also, did you know Uranus was almost called George? Well, now you do—and you can’t un-know it. Join us for a deep dive into the hilariously absurd world of real-life WTF moments!
What do you get when a kid gets banned from Nintendo, a grown man gets left alone at a Barbie party, and two dudes accidentally go on a seafood date? An episode full of cringe, laughs, and uncomfortable stares. Mike recounts how his youngest son hilariously violated the Nintendo Online code of conduct, Dave recalls how his wife ditched him at a Barbie party, leaving him looking like the neighborhood’s new questionable figure, and together, they relive the ultimate awkward moment—a Red Lobster dinner where the waiter thought they were a couple. Tune in for our latest serving of unfiltered nonsense!
Mike brings a list of ridiculous ways to say "we're having sex", and Dave counters with a list of equally absurd nicknames for the female private part. What starts as a simple word exchange quickly spirals into a comedy free-fall of absurd metaphors, mispronunciations, and brand-new phrases no one asked for...but everyone will remember.
Ever wondered how a song about love turned into a song about stealing meat? Dave and Mike tackle the funniest misheard lyrics in popular music history, adding their uniquely vulgar twist to every tune. From "Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree" to "Blinded by the Light", nothing is sacred, and no lyric is safe. Get ready to laugh out loud and never hear your favorite songs the same way again.
In this hilariously outrageous episode of The Vulgar Burrito Podcast, Dave and Mike tackle another adult version of the classic game ‘Would You Rather?, just like they did in episode 12. While we can’t even hint at the absurd and vulgar scenarios they debate, we promise the duo’s comedic spin makes this one a must-listen for fans of their off-the-wall humor. Brace yourselves—this is ‘Adult Would You Rather’!
In this episode, Dave and Mike dive deep into the shocking and absurd sexual behaviors of the animal kingdom. From bonobo males dueling with their privates to bed bugs turning mating into a horror film, and their jaw-dropping realization that the sea otter—the adorable poster child of cute animals—might be nature’s most violent lover, no creature is safe from the comedic microscope. Get ready for laughs, gasps, and a whole new perspective on why animals don’t need a Tinder app.
In this episode of The Vulgar Burrito Podcast, Mike gets candid about his vasectomy experience. Taking you on a hilarious journey from the pre-op shave, to the panic of delivering a “sample” on demand. It’s a laugh-out-loud tale of surgical precision and comedic chaos that only Dave and Mike can deliver!
In this hilariously NSFW episode of The Vulgar Burrito Podcast, Dave and Mike embark on a linguistic adventure to uncover the words and phrases people shout in the heat of passion from around the world. From awkwardly romantic French whispers to German declarations that sound more like battle cries, the guys hilariously butcher translations, make ridiculous assumptions, and add their vulgar spin to the already funny-sounding phrases. Who knew the world spoke the language of love so… uniquely?
In this hilariously filthy episode of The Vulgar Burrito Podcast, Dave uncovers a legendary list of names people have come up with for the simple yet universally understood act of taking a poop. From “download a brownload” to “heaving a havanna,” the duo dives deep into the absurdity of human creativity. Mike and Dave don’t stop there—they add their own ridiculous spins, laugh uncontrollably, and even attempt to rank their favorites. It’s a side-splitting journey into bathroom humor that you didn’t know you needed. Grab some TP and tune in!
In this episode, Dave and Mike take their comedy to the next level by using an AI program to create original songs. But here’s the catch: the descriptions they fed the AI were hilariously vulgar, wildly inappropriate, and absolutely absurd. From raunchy love ballads to cringe-worthy dance tracks, the results are both musical masterpieces and comedic disasters. Tune in to find out what happens when you give a robot a dirty mind—and a recording studio!
In this hilariously uncensored episode of The Vulgar Burrito Podcast, Dave and Mike explore the creative, bizarre, and downright ridiculous nicknames for a man’s private parts. From the polished elegance of ancient times to nicknames all around the globe. They don’t hold back in giving their own commentary, adding to the hilarity as they discover what other cultures call their crown jewels, while also attempting to pronounce some of the strangest international nicknames. True to form, Dave and Mike infuse the list with their signature vulgar humor and irreverent takes, making this one of their most outrageous episodes yet.
In this episode, Mike opens up about one of his most embarrassing moments—a night that started with Frosty's for the family, but ended with hilarity after an accidental encounter with a Wendy’s window. Tune in to hear his side-splitting retelling of the crash, his unexpected actions afterward, and the reaction from the people inside the fast food giant! Where's the Beef? More like...where's the BRAKE!!!!
In this outrageous episode of The Vulgar Burrito Podcast, Dave and Mike dive into the world of bizarre and unusual fetishes, uncovering just how strange human interests can get. No fetish is off-limits as they explore some of the wildest ones out there. With their trademark humor, they give their hilarious takes on each one, imagining how they’d handle these unique preferences and the funny situations that might come with them. Tune in for an episode that’s as eye-opening as it is sidesplittingly funny!
Get ready for laughs in this brand-new episode of The Vulgar Burrito Podcast as Dave and Mike dive into a NSFW game of “Adult Would You Rather!” The questions are wild, the answers are outrageous, and absolutely nothing is off-limits as your two favorite hosts tackle some of the most hilariously awkward choices imaginable. Buckle up and expect unfiltered humor, ridiculous scenarios, and the unique, no-holds-barred take only Dave and Mike can deliver!
Ever wondered where those old-timey sayings we all use come from? In this episode, we dive into the origins of phrases like “two peas in a pod”—but with a twist. Before revealing the real meanings, we take our best (and most hilariously vulgar) stabs at figuring them out. Our wild guesses spiral into the kind of adult humor you’ve come to expect from us, so get ready for some seriously twisted interpretations!
In this blast-from-the-past episode of The Vulgar Burrito Podcast, Dave and Mike dive into the rad decade of the 90s! The guys each count down their top three favorite things from their 90s childhood, and share the best of what made the 90s totally awesome. Then, they pick one show, one thing, and one food they’d resurrect if they could. It’s a trip back to a time, with the usual hilariously uncensored twists only The Vulgar Burrito Podcast can deliver!
In this episode of The Vulgar Burrito Podcast, we dive into the hilarious internet trend of typing in our birthdays along with 'Florida Man' and reading the ridiculous, often unbelievable headlines that pop up. From bizarre arrests to outlandish behavior, Florida Man never disappoints. Get ready for some side-splitting laughter as we explore the wildest birthday headlines and put our signature comedic spin on the madness. You won't believe what we found!
In this episode of The Vulgar Burrito Podcast, Dave and Mike hilariously explore the world of superpowers! Dave chooses invisibility, imagining all the ways he could sneak around unnoticed (but not always for the noblest reasons), while Mike picks teleportation, aiming to travel the world instantly! As usual, they put their adult comedy spin on it, proving that not every superhero uses their powers for the greater good!