In this episode of The Vulgar Burrito Podcast, Dave and Mike take you on a wild ride through the worst pick-up lines known to humanity. But before they even get to the main topic, they take a hilarious detour down memory lane, revisiting an old TikTok video where a creator came up with absurdly funny alternative names for the gas station chain Kum & Go.

Naturally, things spiral further out of control when they somehow land on a completely inappropriate discussion about Stephen Hawking’s theoretical experience on Epstein Island (we promise it’s as terrible and hilarious as it sounds). Finally, they drag themselves back to the original topic.

It’s chaos. It’s comedy. It’s The Vulgar Burrito Podcast. And trust us, you’re going to love every ridiculous minute of it.