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Swipe right on chaos, because this one’s a certified trainwreck. Evo, E-Dawg, and The Lord dive head-first into the red-flag jungle of modern dating — from bio catastrophes to bedroom negotiations that’d make a HR manager faint. 💋
The boys unpack what happens when your “situationship” turns into a swingers-ship, the dangers of matching with your neighbour’s wife, and how not to confuse “open minded” with “open marriage.”
It’s crude. It’s wrong. It’s everything your mum warned you about.
Legends, welcome to The Unprofessionals Podcast — where absolutely nothing is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a dead set good time... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.
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Yo, it’s The Unprofessionals, mate — Evo, E-Dawg and The Lord in the booth.
No rules. No filter. Just straight-up truth.
This week the lads hit the mic like rap royalty — spinning tales from Kalgoorlie nights to Perth street fights, burgers to brothels, and every unhinged moment in between. Expect chaos, confessions, and comedy gold as they debate toilets, drop truth bombs, and shout out the legends who make Tuesday nights worth a pint.
🎵 Dead-set legends. Wild confessions. Zero pretensions. 🎵
From peggin’ sisters to roundabout stressin’, from Froth Town dreams to MILFs on deck — nothing’s sacred and everything’s funny.
So crack a tin, kick back, and let the madness unfold.
It’s The Unprofessionals Podcast — raw, reckless, and downright glorious.
Legends, welcome to The Unprofessionals Podcast — where absolutely nothing is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a dead set good time... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.
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The lads are back and the walls are coming down — literally and metaphorically. In this unfiltered, hung-over masterpiece we storm The Castle with zero plan, maximum chaos, and enough foul language to get us permanently banned from Sunday school. Expect filthy stories, dodgy confessions, and at least one moment where someone definitely should’ve stopped talking (but didn’t).
It’s beer-soaked honesty, garage-grade wisdom, and absolutely no professionalism — just the way you like it. Lock the gates, hide the kids, and crack a tin... the kings of chaos have entered The Castle.
Legends, welcome to The Unprofessionals Podcast — where absolutely nothing is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a dead set good time... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.
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Strap the f*** in — this one’s chaos from start to finish. The Unprofessionals lock down the biggest content creators in the game and dial them straight into the madness. No filters, no rules, just pure unhinged energy. Expect laughs, arguments, and maybe a few things that’ll get us cancelled (again).
It’s loud, it’s wild, and it’s definitely not safe for work — welcome to the circus. 🎪
Legends, welcome to The Unprofessionals Podcast — where absolutely nothing is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a dead set good time... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.
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The lads are back — louder, looser, and even less qualified to have microphones in front of them. Episode 101 of The Unprofessionals Podcast is a full-blown circus of bad opinions, questionable logic, and stories that probably should’ve stayed at the pub.
Expect chaos, swearing, and moments that’ll make you say “they really left that in?” No filters, no structure, no shame — just raw, unedited stupidity at its finest.
🔞 Listener discretion advised — this one’s rude, crude, and proudly unprofessional.
Legends, welcome to The Unprofessionals Podcast — where absolutely nothing is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a dead set good time... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.
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Congratulations, you absolute degenerates—you’ve somehow survived 99 episodes of this circus and decided to show up for #100. Honestly, we don’t know what’s more impressive: our ability to keep recording or your lack of standards for entertainment.
In this episode, we celebrate by doing exactly what we’ve always done: talking too much, saying nothing of value, and probably offending someone’s nan in the process. Expect zero growth, no wisdom, and the same three clowns talking over each other like it’s an Olympic sport.
If you came here for heartfelt reflection—jog on. This is 100 episodes of proof that anyone with a microphone and no shame can call themselves “podcasters.”
So grab a beer, lower your expectations (further), and witness the triple-digit disaster.
Legends, welcome to The Unprofessionals Podcast — where absolutely nothing is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a dead set good time... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.
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We’re limping into 99 like an old Holden with three bald tyres and a dodgy alternator. The Lord’s been busy trying to get us cancelled by making jokes even your uncle with a Facebook ban would call “a bit much.” Meanwhile, the rest of us are just counting down to the big 100 like dogs waiting for scraps.
Do we have problems? Absolutely. Are we dealing with them? Absolutely not. One more episode till the century mark, and somehow we’re still on air (probably a clerical error).
Got something to say? Abuse? Praise? A cease-and-desist? Slide it into our inbox ya filthy animals—before the cancel bus finally runs us over.
Legends, welcome to The Unprofessionals Podcast — where absolutely nothing is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a dead set good time... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.
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The boys are back and the world feels like it’s tipped upside down. The shocking shooting of Charlie Kirk sparks a raw discussion: are podcasters and commentators now at risk just for speaking their minds? Is this where freedom of thought and banter leads us in 2025?
Despite the madness and heavy headlines, The Unprofessional Podcast still delivers what it does best—laughter, nonsense, and good times. The crew find the lighter side of life, roast each other as always, and remind you why tuning in every week is worth it.
Chaos outside, laughs inside. Welcome to the madness.
Legends, welcome to The Unprofessionals Podcast — where absolutely nothing is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a dead set good time... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.
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This week on The Unprofessionals Podcast, E-Dawg and The Lord officially hit rock bottom. With R U OK Day around the corner, let’s just say… they are absolutely not. The week from hell only got worse, the boys are clinging on with duct tape and bad decisions, and things may never be the same.
Meanwhile, EVO decided to take a European sabbatical—got plastered in some dodgy German pub, spoke fluent nonsense, and somehow came out looking like the most stable member of the crew. Which says it all, really.
Expect zero wisdom, questionable banter, and a full-blown car crash of an episode. Basically… peak Unprofessionals.
Legends, welcome to The Unprofessionals Podcast — where absolutely nothing is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a dead set good time... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.
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This week on The Unprofessionals Podcast, we dive headfirst into the terrifying world of being courageous… which, for us, usually means ordering extra chili on our kebabs or finally checking the bank balance after a weekend out.
We’ll talk about the difference between real courage (firefighters, astronauts, people who cut their own hair) and ourversion of courage (sending that risky text, arguing with a GPS, or pressing “Reply All” by mistake).
Expect questionable life lessons, stories that should probably never leave the group chat, and the reminder that bravery doesn’t always look heroic—it sometimes looks like someone holding back tears while asking, “Do you guys take Afterpay?”
Legends, welcome to The Unprofessionals Podcast — where absolutely nothing is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a dead set good time... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.
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With EVO finally off doing something useful (like not babysitting two adult toddlers), the big dogs are officially off the leash—and chewing through the furniture. Left unsupervised in the studio, the two self-proclaimed stars of the show take full control, and things spiral faster than a toddler with espresso. Expect unfiltered opinions, questionable advice, and the kind of hot takes that’ll get this whole podcast flagged by HR—if we had one. It’s loud, it’s messy, it’s definitely unprofessional. Just the way you like it.
Legends, welcome to The Unprofessionals Podcast — where absolutely nothing is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a dead set good time... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.
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The lads are back – loud, loose, and heading down to the cricket centre to watch the undisputed kings of indoor cricket, DEEP HEAT, take on a team of no-name flogs who probably still call their mum after every game.
The Lord and E-Dawg have rocked up, full kit on, ready to watch EVO dominate… but the bloke absolutely bottles it. Drops sitters, sprays throws, gives away runs like he’s Santa in December. The crowd turns. The team fractures. Relationships are ruined. Fines are flying. Is EVO the reason Deep Heat might have to sell the fkn team? Honestly, yeah.
The wheels fall off, the chat gets spicy, and the result comes down to the very last ball. Does Deep Heat rise… or do the flogs walk off with the dub and the dignity?
Legends, welcome to The Unprofessionals Podcast — where absolutely nothing is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a dead set good time... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.
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Strap in, you nostalgic gremlins – we’re going back to a time when your phone could kill a man, your car had less computing power than a toaster, and your Tamagotchi died more often than your dreams.
We’re talking about the unkillable Nokia 3310, the cars that looked like shoeboxes on wheels, Nintendo’s golden era before they got all motion-sensory and weird, and those digital pets that somehow caused more emotional trauma than your first breakup.
It’s a love letter to the 90s – a time when your internet screamed at you, your jeans were massive, and your parents still thought “email” was a disease.
Prepare to laugh, cringe, and question how any of us made it out of that decade without permanent neck injuries from Walkman headphones.
Legends, welcome to The Unprofessionals Podcast — where absolutely nothing is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a dead set good time... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.
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This week we’re boiling you're bits, psychoanalyzing mass murderers, and deep-throating Tim Tams like our lives depend on it. From Yoni steaming disasters (spoiler: someone definitely scorched a lip) to casually unpacking the minds of history’s most deranged killers, it’s the kind of chaotic energy your therapist warned you about. We also crown the world’s best Tim Tam and almost cry from joy… or lactose intolerance.
🔥 DISCLAIMER:
We are WILD. We are RUDE. This podcast contains foul language, inappropriate humor, medically questionable decisions, and the occasional orgasmic biscuit moment. Not for prudes, Karens, or anyone with delicate earbuds.
Listen now—before the internet cancels us (again).
Legends, welcome to The Unprofessionals Podcast — where absolutely nothing is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a dead set good time... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.
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Ever wondered which country raises the finest serial killers? Neither did we, until we accidentally Googled "top 10 serial killers by country" instead of "top 10 cereal brands" (classic mix-up). Now we're knee-deep in body counts, questionable motives, and the kind of weird facts that make you reconsider your quiet neighbor with too many garden gnomes.
In this episode, we take you on a world tour of weird murderers—from America's household horror names to lesser-known psychos from places you didn’t even know had suburbs. And yes, there's a plot. A global one. A diabolical one. That may or may not involve rice milk. We won't say how, but let's just say some of us think dairy alternatives might be the real danger. 🥛🔪
Tune in, lock your doors, and maybe check your pantry. Things get... cultured.
🩸 Warning: Contains dark humor, obscure accents, and an uncomfortable amount of enthusiasm for vintage trench coats.
Legends, welcome to The Unprofessionals Podcast — where absolutely nothing is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a dead set good time... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.
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We're limping, screaming, and swearing our way toward EPISODE 100 – and if you thought the last 89 were chaotic dumpster fires, just wait until this glorious trainwreck hits triple digits.
It’s gonna be epic. Like, “accidentally reply-all with a nude” kind of epic. Expect unfiltered nonsense, possibly illegal banter, and maybe even a few guests brave (or stupid) enough to show up.
We’re pulling out all the stops… mostly because we don’t know how to put them back in. So grab a drink, lower your expectations, and prepare your earholes for the kind of content that makes your nan weep.
Legends, welcome to The Unprofessionals Podcast — where absolutely nothing is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a dead set good time... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.
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This week, the boys dive deep into the chaotic, drug-fuelled world of Ozzy bloody Osbourne — from snorting ants to chewing bat heads and mumbling like your drunk uncle at Christmas. It’s all things rock, ridiculous, and slightly concerning.
Fuelled by the filthy legends at 8 Napkins Burgers, we test out a range of cokes — and no, not the nose-candy kind (sadly). We’re talking Grass Jelly in a can. That shit tastes like regret and freshly mowed lawn. Honestly, it’s so bad it makes staring at Lorde’s rude head for 50 minutes seem like a spa day.
And it wouldn’t be a proper sesh without some dangerously delicious beverages from the naughty crew at Hotel 190 — Whisky Lemonades flowing like tears at a Nickelback concert, and Pirate Life Crisp Lagers keeping the vibes dangerously high.
In the sport questions , things go feral as Whittling Fever returns and nearly causes a punch-on mid-recording. Someone loses the plot, someone loses a bet, and someone definitely loses brain cells.
So crack a tin, block your nose, and prepare for another episode of unfiltered chaos. It's rock, it's rude, and it's barely legal in three states.
Legends, welcome to The Unprofessionals Podcast — where absolutely nothing is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a dead set good time... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.
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The boys are back — belligerent, buzzing, and borderline banned from podcast platforms.
This week, the mad rooters crack open the legendary Brother V Brother beer from the absolute weapon lords at Hogg Culture , and get extra saucy thanks to the always-crisp, always-chaotic Pirate Life Lager provided by Hotel 190 — the only joint that actively encourages our public intoxication.
Strap in, ya drongos, because the MMMM That’s Delicious segment is spicier than your cousin at Christmas. The lads chow down on LIVER SPREAD WTF Thanks to 8 Napkins Burgers which are so juicy they legally require a bib and a wetsuit.
Then it's straight into the deep end with a rant about the absolute scamfest surrounding Commodore Man auction and a Honda CR500 mystery that makes us think we could actually win Storage Wars (or at least start one).
And if that wasn’t enough degeneracy, the lads sample what might be the greatest Japanese drink to ever hit Aussie soil — no spoilers, but you’ll want to sprint to the servo after this one. Oh, and shoutout to the poor bastard who dropped $10K on a hug from an OF model — mate, you could’ve paid us half that to never talk to you again.
Listen now, tell your mum, and maybe delete your browsing history.
Legends, welcome to The Unprofessionals Podcast — where absolutely nothing is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a dead set good time... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.
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It all started with a burger so filthy it needed eight napkins and a safe word. Then came the sausage — courtesy of EVO — limp, uninspired, and frankly, a bit of a cry for help.
The lads tried to be polite, but let’s be real: HMMM That’s Delicious turned into HMMM That’s Questionable real quick.
But just when you thought things couldn’t get any messier, dessert rolled around… and let’s just say someone got a Gobbie for Dessert. Was it consensual? Absolutely. Was it delicious? Depends who you ask.
Tune in as we chew through bad meat, worship 8 Napkins Burger like it’s holy, and wrap things up with a mouthful of chaos. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, and you’ll never look at dessert the same way again.
Legends, welcome to The Unprofessionals Podcast — where absolutely nothing is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a dead set good time... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.
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In this week’s unhinged adventure:
Pour yourself a cold one and strap in – it’s another episode of chaos, calories, and questionable life advice.
Legends, welcome to The Unprofessionals Podcast — where absolutely nothing is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a dead set good time... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.
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