This week, the boys dive deep into the chaotic, drug-fuelled world of Ozzy bloody Osbourne — from snorting ants to chewing bat heads and mumbling like your drunk uncle at Christmas. It’s all things rock, ridiculous, and slightly concerning.

Fuelled by the filthy legends at 8 Napkins Burgers, we test out a range of cokes — and no, not the nose-candy kind (sadly). We’re talking Grass Jelly in a can. That shit tastes like regret and freshly mowed lawn. Honestly, it’s so bad it makes staring at Lorde’s rude head for 50 minutes seem like a spa day.

And it wouldn’t be a proper sesh without some dangerously delicious beverages from the naughty crew at Hotel 190 — Whisky Lemonades flowing like tears at a Nickelback concert, and Pirate Life Crisp Lagers keeping the vibes dangerously high.

In the sport questions , things go feral as Whittling Fever returns and nearly causes a punch-on mid-recording. Someone loses the plot, someone loses a bet, and someone definitely loses brain cells.

So crack a tin, block your nose, and prepare for another episode of unfiltered chaos. It's rock, it's rude, and it's barely legal in three states.

Legends, welcome to The Unprofessionals Podcast — where absolutely nothing is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a dead set good time... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.

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