Welcome to the Therapy Crouch! The smash hit podcast from Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch. Join us on our weekly episodes where we will be exploring the trials and tribulations experienced by us, and you the listener, as we navigate our way through complex relationships.
Enter into our safe space where nothing is off limits and expect some tears, tantrums and plenty of laughs along the way.
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Welcome to the Therapy Crouch! The smash hit podcast from Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch. Join us on our weekly episodes where we will be exploring the trials and tribulations experienced by us, and you the listener, as we navigate our way through complex relationships.
Enter into our safe space where nothing is off limits and expect some tears, tantrums and plenty of laughs along the way.
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On this week’s Ask Me Anything episode of The Therapy Crouch, the gang are taking in the last of the Portuguese sun before home time - as Abbey and Peter take on your funniest and most relatable listener questions.
From a poor listener whose “handyman husband” has turned the house into a DIY disaster zone, to another who’s convinced the Crouches have restored her faith in marriage, it’s another chaotic yet heartwarming week on the pod.
Pete wades into the debate of why Scotland are “so shite at football,” while Abbey campaigns to abolish homework once and for all. The pair also reveal their proudest life moments — with Abbey getting emotional about motherhood and Pete somehow bringing it back to the World Cup.
Plus, there’s chat on couple fashion faux pas, a dramatic bird update from the villa, and plenty of laughs about champagne-fuelled parenting.
Still on holiday, still bickering, still brilliant — it’s another unfiltered episode of The Therapy Crouch.
00:00 – The pair kick off the AMA episode in Portugal
00:01:10 – Holiday reflections
00:01:49 – Petition to “abolish all homework forever.”
00:03:20 – The bird in the drainpipe
00:04:10 – Listener message: “You make me excited to be married”
00:06:09 – Why are Scotland so shite at football?
00:11:10 – “Have you always been tidy?”
00:12:37 – Abbey opens up about motherhood
00:14:46 – A listener writes in about how the Crouches’ advice saved their relationship.
00:15:10 – Couple fashion debate
00:17:26 – “The Handyman Era”
00:19:10 – The importance of being upfront in relationships
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On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, the gang are still living their best lives in sunny Portugal — but it’s not all cocktails and calm seas. Abbey spirals into her biggest dilemma yet: how on earth to plan her 40th birthday when every idea feels wrong? Between kitchen renovations, skipped parties, and Peter’s “whatever I do will be wrong” defeatism, tensions are high (and hilarious).
Ross chimes in with holiday dreams and more chaos ensues as they unpack why every marriage argument somehow ends with builders, bags, or birthday parties. Listeners write in with tales of Fitbit-fuelled competition, friendship ghosting, and family heartbreak — including one letter that has Abbey on the verge of tears.
Of course, there’s laughter too — from Peter’s golf obsession and dream bench, to Abbey’s life-changing fashion advice that proves every mum can still feel sensational. It’s classic Therapy Crouch: a mix of sunshine, sarcasm, and surprisingly emotional honesty from podcasters abroad.
00:22 – Back in sunny Portugal and feeling smug about it.
01:08 – The surprise reveal: the kids think they’re flying home… but they’re off to Universal Orlando!
02:38 – Flashback to Abbey’s secret pregnancy at Thorpe Park — and why Pete ended up as the bag holder.
04:10 – Abbey’s Weekly Whinge: the never-ending 40th birthday indecision and kitchen chaos.
05:24 – Peter admits, “Whatever I do will be wrong” — a brutally honest husband moment.
06:25 – Abbey declares, “You’re not invited to my 40th!” and jokes she wants an upgrade.
08:12 – The Kardashian kitchen dream and Pete’s sarcastic budget breakdown.
10:32 – Home life meltdown: Abbey rants about builders, skips, and endless renovation stress.
13:10 – The acorn apocalypse: squirrels, gardeners, and a ridiculous countryside conspiracy.
15:00 – The “high maintenance” debate turns into a surprisingly heartfelt love declaration.
16:45 – Abbey calls out Pete for his smartwatch laziness — then a listener’s Fitbit rivalry takes centre stage.
19:25 – A listener vents about organizing a group gift — and creating a “spreadsheet of resentment.”
21:20 – Pete reveals the bizarre golf tradition of buying everyone drinks when you get a hole-in-one.
23:46 – “The Bench Legacy”: Pete’s dream of having his name immortalised on the golf course.
26:10 – Abbey and Pete discuss fashion fails and why confidence beats trends every time.
35:20 – Abbey gives a pep talk to a listener stuck in a wardrobe rut — “Tell yourself you’re sensational!”
39:18 – Listener dilemma: discovering a friend has been replying to messages using ChatGPT.
45:00 – A touching letter from a stepmum losing connection with her grown-up stepkids — Abbey gets emotional.
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On this week’s The Therapy Crouch, it’s an Ask Me Anything special — and things get juicy fast. Abbey and Peter dive headfirst into your burning relationship dilemmas and personal confessions. From how to tell the difference between playful teasing and emotional sabotage, to tackling the awkward art of dirty talk, no topic is off-limits.
Abbey opens up about the trauma of post-pregnancy hair loss and how she got her confidence — and her locks — back, while Pete gives a surprisingly wholesome take on Christmas food tastings, banister indecision, and why opposites really do attract.
It’s equal parts hilarious, honest, and heartfelt — the perfect pre-holiday dose of Therapy Crouch chaos.
(Note: this episode was recorded before Pete & Abbey’s trip to Portugal!)
00:00 – Abbey’s cookie chaos & festive food tasting at M&S
00:03:20 – Abbey’s Christmas shopping panic and banister meltdown
00:04:20 – Listener dilemma: When banter crosses the line
00:06:25 – Hilarious “miniature donkey” moment
00:10:10 – The Batman chin debate & couple impressions
00:10:18 – Listener dilemma: Postpartum hair loss & Abbey’s honest experience
00:14:39 – The “Dirty Talk GCSE Drama Exam” confession
00:17:09 – Dirty talk attempt gone wrong
00:20:10 – The “soft launching” dilemma—Is he hiding me?
00:23:29 – Do opposites really attract? Abbey & Peter’s candid take
00:25:05 – Relationship values vs. personality clashes
00:26:09 – Final reflections: finding balance and saying goodnight
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On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are soaking up the sun as the gang records from Portugal. Between tales of hangovers, gym disasters, and brutal Hyrox sessions, Abbey’s quick wit and Peter’s self-deprecating humour are in full flow.
From the chaos of Brits abroad to parenting dilemmas, decathlon obsessions, and an emotional listener email about body confidence, it’s the perfect mix of laughs, reflection, and holiday chaos.
Expect brutally honest advice on pushy parenting, hilarious household spats about bins and ladders, and the usual marital mayhem that makes The Therapy Crouch the most relatable therapy session on the internet.
00:00:25 – Abbey and Pete welcome listeners from sunny Portugal
00:01:43 – Abbey reveals how their “no drinking” plan spectacularly fell apart on night one.
00:02:18 – Pete boasts about smashing his Hyrox workout — before pulling his calf moments later.
00:05:01 – Pete limping out of the gym “like Saving Private Ryan.”
00:07:24 – Pete gives Abbey his “Weekly Shine” for their stress-free airport run.
00:10:17 – “It’s Brits abroad — we can’t help ourselves.”
00:13:17 – Pete’s obsession with Decathlon, calling it “heaven for adults.”
00:18:43 – Emotional listener email: a young boy nicknamed “Peter Crouch” learns to embrace his height.
00:25:07 – The great “Air Fryer Obsession”
00:27:09 – A listener’s boyfriend leaves one sip of milk in the fridge
00:31:00 – Abbey dreams of ditching society to live in a cottage with 12 dogs.
00:42:00 – Agony Abs turns deep: a listener torn between two relationships sparks heated advice from all three.
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On this week’s Halloween Ask Me Anything episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter embrace spooky season with a cauldron full of listener dilemmas. From neighbourhood turf wars over Halloween decorations and the “right” kind of sweets to parents debating whether trick-or-treating counts as “modern begging,” no question is too ghostly or gory.
Abbey shares an emotional story about signs from the afterlife, while Peter reflects on mischief nights, Ibiza party memories, and an eternal battle with teacakes. Together, they tackle debates on sexy zombie costumes, haunted neighbours, and how to survive Halloween as parents (and as a couple).
Expect laughs, nostalgia, chaos, and the occasional existential chat about spirits — the ghostly kind and the fizzy pink kind.
00:00 – Abbey and Peter open the Halloween special
01:00 – Mischief Night explained: egging, toilet paper, chaos
02:30 – Ibiza neighbour drama and Peter’s “rave at night, zen by day” rant
04:10 – Would you go all-out or tone down Halloween for grumpy neighbours?
08:00 – The infamous “worm in Pasha” story
09:15 – Abbey’s emotional story about her late doctor and eerily timed message
12:20 – The “Trick-or-Treating is Begging” debate
14:00 – Abbey and Pete’s scariest parenting memories
16:00 – Why community street parties are secretly brilliant
20:00 – The “Sexy Zombie Cheerleader” dilemma
25:00 – Should you let your 12-year-old go trick-or-treating alone?
27:30 – Abbey’s Dracula hot chocolate moment and the outro
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On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back from their whirlwind Ibiza escape — and it’s fair to say the trip had it all. From torrential rain and landslides that left them stranded in their villa, to Abbey calling a waiter an “egghead” and tactical napping gone wrong, it’s an Ibiza debrief like no other.
The gang also dive into listener emails about newborns, hormonal mood swings, and the world’s most inconsiderate boyfriend who thought a McDonald’s counted as a birthday dinner. There’s Halloween chaos in the Crouch household, Peter’s emotional dad moment at his son’s cross-country race, and Abbey admitting she can’t deal with talkative neighbours — or random kids in soft play.
By the end, the pair get surprisingly sentimental as Peter confesses the trip made him “appreciate home, family, and routine” — before losing it over unblown leaves.
00:00 – 02:30 Power cut panic before recording & the useless generator saga.
02:30 – 04:45 Ibiza recap begins — raw sardines, tactical naps & missing the big night.
04:45 – 06:15 FOMO on the flight home and listener messages about new babies.
08:00 – 09:45 Peter’s emotional dad moment watching Johnny’s cross-country race.
10:35 – 12:45 Abbey introduces “Snaps” — the telepathic party game that baffles everyone.
14:05 – 16:10 Abbey calls a rude waiter an “egghead” — and has no regrets.
17:00 – 18:45 Ibiza drama: landslides, stranded villas, and champagne in pyjamas.
19:00 – 25:00 Halloween mania — kids’ costumes, Tim Burton’s epic party, and Abbey’s cat outfit.
27:15 – 31:10 Nightmares, claustrophobia, and existential talk about ghosts, energy, and death.
33:00 – 34:00 Abbey’s “no margaritas” revelation.
35:00 – 39:00 Listener email: “Shark Week” mood swings & Peter’s survival advice for hormonal partners.
42:30 – 45:45 Listener dilemma — the boyfriend who owes money, forgets birthdays, and serves McDonald’s for dinner.
47:00 – 52:00 Chat about talkative neighbours, ignoring kids in soft play, and Abbey’s “hide if you see them” tactic.
52:00 – END Final reflections: Ibiza made them appreciate home, family, and routine — plus Abbey’s fury at uncollected leaves.
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On this week’s Ask Me Anything episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter and Abbey Crouch tackle your juiciest listener dilemmas—from dodgy mates stealing business ideas to kids with sailor mouths and parents with playground egos.
Peter confesses his selective husband hearing, Abbey vents about domestic chaos, and the pair debate whether a friend who never pays her share can be reformed. Expect hilarious tangents about cantaloupes, awkward neighbour encounters, chimney revenge plots, and the ever-competitive world of school mums.
As always, it’s equal parts relatable, ridiculous, and real-life therapy—Crouch-style.
00:00 – Pete can’t pronounce “cantaloupe” and chaos ensues
00:52 – A listener calls out Peter’s “selective hearing” in marriage
03:57 – The banister argument—Peter’s DIY meltdown
07:29 – When your 4-year-old drops the F-bomb
10:28 – Abbey and Peter’s take on kids swearing and modern pop lyrics
11:22 – “My friend stole my business idea!” – The baking betrayal
13:33 – Peter’s wild golf club chimney revenge story
15:07 – The tight mate who never pays up
17:18 – “Mum Wars” – Schoolyard competitiveness and pressure
20:13 – Abbey’s philosophy on parenting and happiness
22:23 – The coworker who narrates her entire day aloud
24:26 – Peter’s final meltdown and closing laughs
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On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are joined by indie rock legend Miles Kane, fresh off announcing his new album Sunlight and Shadows.
From tales of wild North London nights with Arctic Monkeys to lessons learned from Paul Weller, Miles opens up about his 20-year career, his creative rebirth in Nashville, and why he’s finally embracing calm over chaos.
The trio get nostalgic reminiscing about red leather trousers, chaotic kids’ birthday parties, and the eternal north vs south debate. In Agony Abs, Abbey, Pete, and Miles tackle listeners’ dilemmas — from neighbours posting poo through letterboxes to partners making shocking Amex mistakes.
It’s therapy, chaos, and rock’n’roll in one hilarious, heartwarming session.
00:00 – Abbey’s “weekly whine” about kids’ impossible homework
04:30 – “Grow up!”: Road rage stories and unexpected confrontations
07:45 – The infamous “Duke of Edinburgh” and “camping wankers” moment
14:00 – Reminiscing with Miles Kane: how he met Peter on Graham Norton
18:00 – The start of Miles’ music career and early days with The Rascals
22:20 – Touring with Arctic Monkeys and becoming lifelong friends
24:40 – Recording in Nashville and learning to stop self-sabotage
26:10 – “No more two-faced twats”: Miles on finding peace in his 30s
31:00 – Advice from Paul Weller that changed Miles’ career
33:40 – Miles on today’s music scene and why bands are struggling
36:00 – Red leather pants, personal style, and creative confidence
47:00 – Agony Abs: Neighbour wars, birthday chaos & Amex drama
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On this week’s Ask Me Anything edition of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter tackle yet another chaotic mix of listener confessions, steamy dilemmas, and hilarious real-life stories. From fantasy celebrity lists gone wrong (including one very muscular postman), to relationship confessions about hotel getaways and the death of romance after kids, nothing is off-limits.
Ross reveals his holiday prep chaos ahead of his trip to Barbados, Peter explains the weirdest ad campaigns he’s ever done (including straddling a snooker table with Abbey in lingerie), and the pair get brutally honest about body confidence, low libido, and whether fantasy lists are harmless fun or total red flags
It’s equal parts therapy session, comedy hour, and marital debate — with the usual dose of Crouch–Clancy chaos.
00:00 – Intro chaos
02:20 – The stingray incident that left Abbey scarred for life
04:36 – Listener dilemma: The fantasy celebrity list gone wrong
07:40 – Are fantasy lists dangerous?
08:17 – Hotel room confessions — “packing half the bedroom!”
10:00 – Golf terminology guessing game disaster
14:00 – Homeopathic remedies & Abbey’s wellness obsession
16:20 – The weirdest ad jobs they’ve ever done
19:00 – Peter’s surreal BBC One moment with Wayne Rooney
21:10 – Confidence vs nerves — Abbey’s honesty on anxiety
22:00 – Soup wars: Mushroom vs Broccoli showdown
24:10 – Listener dilemma: Losing confidence after having kids
26:00 – Abbey’s take on post-baby body confidence & intimacy
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On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are joined by pop icon Rick Astley, whose legendary 1987 hit “Never Gonna Give You Up” made him one of the most recognizable voices in music history. The trio dive deep into Rick’s incredible career—from making tea at the studios of Stock Aitken Waterman to becoming a global superstar and internet meme decades later.
Rick opens up about the early days of fame, the pressures of the pop world, his shock retirement at 27, and the unexpected comeback that reignited his career. Expect laughs, confessions, and heartfelt reflections as they discuss everything from performing with Blossoms at Glastonbury to meeting Elton John and Paul McCartney.
It’s a nostalgic, hilarious, and surprisingly moving chat that proves legends really never give you up.
00:00:00 — Opening banter & NFL recap
00:05:25 — “Not listening” / banister anecdote
00:11:09 — Heartfelt listener message (love & step-mom reveal)
00:15:10 — Rick Astley joins the podcast
00:17:00 — Rick on recent gigs & the YouTube celebration
00:19:20 — Karaoke/duet fiasco story
00:21:40 — On being a musician: instruments, drums, studio life
00:27:30 — Origin of “Never Gonna Give You Up”
00:31:57 — How life changed after the hit
00:43:50 — Why he quit at 27 — the long break
00:54:55 — Foo Fighters / Dave Grohl moment
01:05:29 — Reflection & closing
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On this week’s Ask Me Anything episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back on the sofa tackling your juiciest listener dilemmas. From midlife crises and changing bodies in marriage to fighting over playlists and separate dinners, nothing is off-limits.
The pair reflect on marriage, juggling career ambitions, body confidence, and friendship groups, while keeping things as funny and unfiltered as ever. Expect heartfelt advice, cheeky confessions, and plenty of laughs as they get real about the highs and lows of long-term love.
00:00 – Intro: Abbey and Peter kick off the AMA with laughs
00:54 – First listener dilemma: career ambition vs contentment in marriage
03:40 – Abbey and Pete debate contentment vs striving for more
05:33 – Success defined: promotions vs family time
08:45 – A raw question about weight changes in marriage
11:13 – Body confidence, beauty standards, and menopause talk
12:31 – A listener’s husband hits a midlife crisis
15:21 – Abbey’s story about Erin Brockovich’s Hells Angel neighbour
18:19 – Should couples laugh at each other in public?
21:06 – Fighting over playlists: pop vs heavy metal
23:34 – Food battles: vegan vs carnivore couple
26:08 – Friendship circles after marriage and feeling left out
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On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are joined by the legendary father-son duo Larry and George Lamb. Larry, beloved for his iconic role as Mick Shipman in Gavin & Stacey, and George, a broadcaster turned passionate farmer and businessman, bring stories full of humour, heart, and honesty.
From behind-the-scenes memories of Gavin & Stacey to George’s mission to transform farming with Wildfarmed, the pair open up about their family bond, work, and lessons learned along the way.
Expect tales of fame, hangovers, goats in the desert, and even Larry’s reignited passion for poetry. In true Therapy Crouch fashion, there are laughs, chaos, and surprisingly deep moments you won’t want to miss.
00:29 – Abbey & Peter kick things off with Ross’s return
04:14 – Weekend hangovers and family shenanigans
08:13 – Abbey reveals horse rescue plans
09:27 – Funniest “your mum” insults in Spanish
13:12 – “Fake Fanta” and laughing fits
16:24 – Guests Larry & George Lamb introduced
18:32 – Dishwasher stacking wars and chaos
30:03 – George on meeting Groove Armada & the farming journey
36:26 – Farming struggles, nature, and lost connections
38:00 – Larry talks about Gavin & Stacey’s return
42:11 – The “Dream Weavers”: James Corden & Ruth Jones’ genius
43:57 – Larry recalls the roughest meal he ever ate abroad
47:36 – George on claustrophobia, travel, and saying “yes” to everything
50:12 – Larry shares his love for solitude, beaches, and driftwood fires
01:05:00 – Larry on poetry, family, and legacy
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On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s bedtime bickering and festival fantasies galore as Abbey and Peter dive into the hilarious highs and lows of married life.
From fighting for space in bed with cats and kids to planning the ultimate birthday celebration (spoiler: it may involve donkeys). We hear from listeners grappling with snoring spouses, mobile phone addiction, and awkward bedtime routines. There’s also a delightfully weird “Would You Rather” that forces Pete to choose between showering with his aunt or snogging his cousin. Classic Therapy Crouch chaos.
Whether it’s household chores turning into scoreboard wars, debates over how late is too late for dinner, or trying to survive your partner’s tractor YouTube addiction. If you’ve ever argued over pillows or tried to plan the “perfect” surprise that backfires, this one’s for you.
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Peter and Abbey return with another hilarious and brutally honest episode of The Therapy Crouch. In this autumn special, the couple dive into the chaos of everyday British life, covering everything from pumpkin spiced lattes, cuffing season, home remedies, and the cost of cosy living.
Abbey opens up about her love of soup season, bone broth, and vitamins, while Peter reflects on chaotic weekends, unexpected house guests, and why he’ll never clap for a pilot.
If you’ve ever laughed at the quirks of British culture, argued about umbrellas, or found yourself stuck between cosy vibes and chaos, this episode will feel painfully relatable. Expect big laughs, nostalgic throwbacks, and no filter from one of the UK’s most-loved couples.
00:00 – Welcome to The Therapy Crouch
05:00 – Golf, Beers, and Box Sets
10:37 – Listener Story: Tantric Sex Nightmare
12:07 – Clapping on Planes Debate
17:35 – Autumn Vibes & Cosy Living
21:18 – Soup Season & Bone Broth Obsession
25:27 – The Truth About Cuffing Season
32:03 – Listener Dilemma: Dating a Mum of Two
38:55 – Listener Dilemma: Partying With the Boys
42:29 – Closing Laughs & Next Week’s Promise
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On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter and Abbey dive headfirst into a stream of chaotic anecdotes, seasonal gripes, and painfully relatable British problems sourced straight from Reddit.
From festive meltdowns over £30 advent calendars to public transport germ warfare, the duo unpack it all with their trademark banter and no-holds-barred honesty. Abbey discusses crumpet logistics, while Peter reflects on outrageous public toilets, nostalgic piracy, and QR code culture.
Packed with bizarre encounters, candid parenting confessions, and laugh-out-loud moments, this episode showcases the Crouch household at its most chaotic and most lovable.
00:00 – Crumpet Chaos and HydraFacials
01:10 – Pre-Christmas Parenting Meltdown
02:45 – The Advent Calendar Disaster
04:15 – Facials, Fridges, and Forget Christmas Gifts
05:30 – Horse Riding vs Competition Anxiety
06:20 – Reddit Rants Begin
07:15 – Big Coat Gamble Season
08:45 – Crumpet Dribble & Bearded Hygiene
10:00 – Toilet Trauma Across the UK
11:45 – Strange Friends in Stations
13:00 – Unhinged Dating Shows & Island Obsession
14:15 – QR Code Culture Has Gone Too Far
15:40 – Road Rage & Driving Disasters
17:00 – Grandparents Day Is... a Thing Now?
18:30 – British Rage, Beeping, and Silent Mistakes
20:00 – Wrap Up: Bone Broth & Vitamin D
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On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter dive headfirst into some of the wildest Instagram threads you’ve heard. With outrageous weekly whines about VR porn addictions and kids who won’t relax with the infamous “Shabba”. Expect fiery debates over Scousers vs. Wools and plant of laugh-out-loud moments.
Things take a more heartfelt turn when they read a moving listener message about how the podcast has genuinely helped someone through a dark time—reminding us all of the power of laughter and connection.
The pair also weigh in on relationship psychology tips from Instagram, parenting debates, and even the dangers of topless selfies popping up mid-work. In the Agony Abs, listeners write in with dilemmas ranging from messy friendship hook-ups to dropping hints for proposals, giving Abbey and Pete plenty to get stuck into with their no-nonsense advice.
00:00 – Outrageous cheating confessions and VR porn horror stories
00:20 – Abbey and Pete banter about fitness setbacks and wanky caviar crumpets
04:24 – Abbey reads a moving listener message about mental health and survival
07:29 – The couple discuss the importance of checking in on loved ones
09:41 – Scousers vs. Wools: the postcode war heats up
13:40 – The “Shabba” parenting nightmare—when kids take things too far
14:26 – VR porn headset thrusting story sparks disbelief
17:06 – Abbey and Pete react to Instagram ‘relationship psychology’ tips
22:08 – The massage vs. masturbation debate takes a hilarious turn
28:02 – Do women really sleep worse next to men?
38:25 – Awkward friendship hookup threatens to ruin everything
42:01 – A listener begs for proposal tips and ring-shopping advice
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On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter and Abbey open the floor with some cracking Reddit threads in a no-holds-barred Ask Me Anything - where our Ross is BACK (remotely, of course.) From hilarious parenting fails and awkward school WhatsApp groups to nostalgic playground games, heated debates about biscuits, Pringles, and roast dinners, no topic is off-limits.
Peter recalls being banned from the playground for conker wars, while Abbey admits to some unforgettable social blunders. The pair also dive into everyday British frustrations, like parcels gone missing, train etiquette, and the dreaded early Christmas aisle.
With their signature mix of honesty, banter, and oversharing, this AMA proves that nothing is too silly—or too serious—for the Therapy Crouch couch.
00:00 – Intro
00:01:21 – “Sexy secretary” banter and new looks.
00:03:53 – Diving into British Reddit problems.
00:06:39 – The courier who ignored clear instructions.
00:08:10 – Abbey vs the dreaded school WhatsApp group.
00:12:10 – The great British heating debate.
00:14:45 – Vanishing Garibaldi biscuits and Pringle drama.
00:16:42 – The Maldives Pringles disaster.
00:20:30 – Peter banned from the playground for conkers.
00:24:06 – “Ball on the wall” physics lesson gone wrong.
00:27:14 – The worst pregnancy mix-up Abbey’s ever made.
00:35:35 – No one offers a dad with kids a seat on the train.
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On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back with an Agony Abs Special, where listeners send in their juiciest dilemmas and relationship woes for the pair to solve.
With our beloved Ross under the weather, Sam steps in as substitute co-host, bringing fresh energy (and questionable jokes). From partners refusing to lift a finger around the house, to families torn between moving to the other side of the world, to the heartbreak of cheating boyfriends and whether it’s ever okay to marry three times, nothing is off-limits.
Expect plenty of laughs, heartfelt advice, and even a squirrel invasion horror story that left an entire house destroyed. Plus, Abbey and Pete debate hypothetical moves abroad, relive their own hilarious medical mishaps, and round off with another game of football name pronunciations that leaves Abbey completely baffled.
Drop your well wishes to Ross in the comments!
00:00 – Intro
00:34 – Ross is ill, Sam steps in as co-host
01:34 – Weekly whine: Abbey’s endless phone chats vs Pete’s listening skills
05:03 – Listener dilemma: Doing no chores & avoiding family
09:33 – Listener asks Pete about his sinus surgery
12:17 – A Hawaiian holiday “Shabba” photo moment
15:09 – Squirrel invasion destroys a family home
17:17 – Listener dilemma: Should we move to Australia?
23:01 – Listener dilemma: Boyfriend cheats, she’s left homeless at uni
27:01 – Listener’s husband books dental surgery right before her birthday party
31:08 – Abbey recalls Pete’s groin surgery disaster during childbirth
33:18 – Listener dilemma: Is it embarrassing to marry a third time?
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On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back for another Ask Me Anything where no question is too awkward. From listeners’ most embarrassing school moments (including tissue mishaps and running disasters) to heated debates on whether you’d rather give up sex or booze, nothing is off-limits. The pair share candid stories about commando days, cat pee chaos, and workplace romances gone wrong.
There’s also a sneaky challenge running throughout the episode as Pete and producer Ross try to name as many animals as possible without Abbey catching on. Add in big relationship topics like couples therapy, never-ending household arguments, and the hilarious realities of marriage, and you’ve got an episode packed with brutal honesty, belly laughs, and total chaos.
00:00 – Intro
00:25 – We’re playing a little game today…
00:53 – Abbey and Pete on sports, kids, and tennis rivalries
04:53 – Most embarrassing school memories revealed (tissue boobs, commando, wetting it on track)
10:05 – Abbey’s school tights trick and going commando
10:22 – The cat pee nightmare: curtains, carpets, and chaos
13:00 – Listener dilemma: Shamu the whale in the bath
15:20 – Should EVERY couple try therapy—even happy ones?
19:07 – The animal-naming game goes off the rails
19:34 – Back to school: which subjects would Pete & Abbey smash or fail?
26:07 – The boss crush question—promotion or passion?
30:20 – Would you rather give up booze or sex?
31:59 – Couples arguing about the same things forever—how to cope
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On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch dive into the chaos and comedy of back-to-school season.
From bedtime routines, uniform shopping, and chaotic school runs to WhatsApp mum groups, playground politics, and the dreaded parents’ evenings, Abbey and Peter share the highs, lows, and hilarious mishaps of family life.
They also reflect on media headlines about their relationship, debate whether men should be “good” at bowling, and tackle your Agony Abs dilemmas—including the challenges of a 16-year age gap relationship and whether perfectionism is ruining family hosting.
With plenty of laughs, heartfelt confessions, and back-to-school wisdom, this episode has it all.
00:02:00 – Parents secretly relieved kids are back at school
00:03:10 – Media headlines about Abbey & Peter’s “marriage troubles”
00:06:30 – Abbey’s “Weekly Whine” about TV takeovers
00:10:20 – Abbey’s dream to be cast in a Scouse drama
00:15:30 – Bowling icks and Peter’s footballer bowling memories
00:21:00 – Peter’s new catchphrase: “That’s just what I do”
00:23:00 – Listener Scott on “being comfortable” in marriage
00:28:30 – Abbey’s back-to-school prep obsession
00:32:00 – School run glam vs. pyjama drop-offs
00:40:00 – Playground politics and parents falling out
00:44:00 – Abbey’s words of encouragement for back-to-school families
00:51:00 – Agony Abs: dating a partner 16 years younger
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