Welcome to the Therapy Crouch! The smash hit podcast from Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch. Join us on our weekly episodes where we will be exploring the trials and tribulations experienced by us, and you the listener, as we navigate our way through complex relationships.
Enter into our safe space where nothing is off limits and expect some tears, tantrums and plenty of laughs along the way.
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Welcome to the Therapy Crouch! The smash hit podcast from Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch. Join us on our weekly episodes where we will be exploring the trials and tribulations experienced by us, and you the listener, as we navigate our way through complex relationships.
Enter into our safe space where nothing is off limits and expect some tears, tantrums and plenty of laughs along the way.
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back from their whirlwind Ibiza escape — and it’s fair to say the trip had it all. From torrential rain and landslides that left them stranded in their villa, to Abbey calling a waiter an “egghead” and tactical napping gone wrong, it’s an Ibiza debrief like no other.
The gang also dive into listener emails about newborns, hormonal mood swings, and the world’s most inconsiderate boyfriend who thought a McDonald’s counted as a birthday dinner. There’s Halloween chaos in the Crouch household, Peter’s emotional dad moment at his son’s cross-country race, and Abbey admitting she can’t deal with talkative neighbours — or random kids in soft play.
By the end, the pair get surprisingly sentimental as Peter confesses the trip made him “appreciate home, family, and routine” — before losing it over unblown leaves.
00:00 – 02:30 Power cut panic before recording & the useless generator saga.
02:30 – 04:45 Ibiza recap begins — raw sardines, tactical naps & missing the big night.
04:45 – 06:15 FOMO on the flight home and listener messages about new babies.
08:00 – 09:45 Peter’s emotional dad moment watching Johnny’s cross-country race.
10:35 – 12:45 Abbey introduces “Snaps” — the telepathic party game that baffles everyone.
14:05 – 16:10 Abbey calls a rude waiter an “egghead” — and has no regrets.
17:00 – 18:45 Ibiza drama: landslides, stranded villas, and champagne in pyjamas.
19:00 – 25:00 Halloween mania — kids’ costumes, Tim Burton’s epic party, and Abbey’s cat outfit.
27:15 – 31:10 Nightmares, claustrophobia, and existential talk about ghosts, energy, and death.
33:00 – 34:00 Abbey’s “no margaritas” revelation.
35:00 – 39:00 Listener email: “Shark Week” mood swings & Peter’s survival advice for hormonal partners.
42:30 – 45:45 Listener dilemma — the boyfriend who owes money, forgets birthdays, and serves McDonald’s for dinner.
47:00 – 52:00 Chat about talkative neighbours, ignoring kids in soft play, and Abbey’s “hide if you see them” tactic.
52:00 – END Final reflections: Ibiza made them appreciate home, family, and routine — plus Abbey’s fury at uncollected leaves.
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