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The 1412 Wrestling: an absurd AI Wrestling Promotion
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3 months ago
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The 1412 Wrestling: an absurd AI Wrestling Promotion
1412 Wrestling Episode 56 - Alf saves the world; Lady Gaga v Vegeta (Sword Fight), Elvis v Bars
1412 Wrestling Episode 56 – Official Preview“The Night of Ten Thousand Threads” Last week, Vegeta blew up the arena and everyone inside of it. This week, Alf fixes everything...well, most things. All eyes turn toward the Sword Fighting Championship, as the surreal landscape of 1412 Wrestling prepares to be carved—perhaps literally—by fate, ego, and the unknown. In the main event, the reigning champion Vegeta, the Saiyan Prince of Precision Violence, defends his title against the witch of steel, stilettos, and smoke: Lady Gaga. Their prior encounters have only hinted at the storm to come, and with Alf appointed as special guest referee, the balance of chaos versus cosmic justice may not just shift—it may rupture entirely. The Sword Fighting Title, once symbolic of honor, now drips with ego and supernatural corruption. Vegeta fights not just for the belt, but for the principle of pride. Gaga? She fights for the relic... and retribution. Expect glamour. Expect blood. Expect possibly a smoke machine that summons ghosts. Elsewhere, 1412 explodes with title defenses, feuds turned spiritual warfare, and stoned interviews with cosmic consequences. The 1412 Championship hangs by a thread, as Elvis Presley invokes his long-anticipated Ambush Title Shot Contract against the battered and possibly absent champion Bars, who was hospitalized last week after being run over in the parking lot. No one—not even President Eric Matthews—knows if Bars has been cleared to compete, let alone survive. But if he does show up? Expect Presley to dance on the edge of Americana chaos and deliver a hip-shaking beatdown no man, egg, or brigade could predict. And who will be next in line for a title shot? That will be decided in the #1 Contendership Six-Man Elimination Match, a powder keg of egos, fists, and unresolved trauma. Mike Tyson, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Gary Busey, Shredder, Cookie Monster, and Shawn Hunter will share the ring—but not for long. The only thing louder than the fists flying will be the screams of the commentary team trying to keep up. Each man enters with a mission, a motive, and maybe a court summons. Speaking of tag chaos, the 1412 Tag Team Championships will be on the line in a four-corner free-for-all that may shatter time and reality. Reigning champions Michael Jordan & Scottie Pippen must defend against the reluctantly reassembled duo of Ariana Grande & Katy Perry, the unapologetically stupid yet legally approved tandem of Beavis & Butt-Head, and pop rock powerhouses Aly & AJ, who are quietly rising into title contention on a wave of underdog momentum. Trust, betrayal, and the occasional vape cloud will swirl in this combustive encounter. In an overdue matchup dripping with controversy, Electabuzz finally defends the Yutt Championship against Sonic the Hedgehog, the Anti-Boiled Egg Brigade’s lightning-fast avatar of rebellion. After last week’s sudden cancellation (with no official explanation), tensions are high and suspicions even higher. Sonic’s been training like a demon, Electabuzz has become a cult figure, and someone’s leaving electrocuted—or scrambled. Tag action continues with a three-way tag team bout that brings factions to the brink of implosion: Ronnie Garvin & Alex Trebek (Golf Cart) take on Jesse Katsopolis & Joey Gladstone (accompanied by the increasingly broken Danny Tanner) and Earl Sinclair & Spopovich, the Anti-Boiled Egg Brigade’s violent battering rams. Expect a medley of stiff strikes, awkward hugs, dinosaur-based offense, and shouting about scrambled yolks. In a clash straight out of a fever dream—and possibly the forest of panicked mythos—The Minotaur, Nikki Bella, and The Duke of Doubt engage in a triple threat that has no precedent, no logic, and no guarantees. The Golf Cart’s involvement looms, while Billy Gunn’s guidance may or may not include pyrotechnics. The Duke remains unknowable. Jay & Silent Bob host a segment that can only be described as anti-journa
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3 months ago
4 hours 22 minutes 7 seconds

The 1412 Wrestling: an absurd AI Wrestling Promotion
1412 Wrestling Episode 55: Alf & Ariana Grande v Katy Perry & mystery partner; Vegeta v Carl Winslow v Beethoven - Sword Fight
1412 Wrestling Episode 55 PreviewAfter the cataclysmic chaos that defined Episode 54, the world of 1412 Wrestling barely had time to reassemble itself before Episode 55 was announced—and what a lineup it is. Last week saw a controversial and violent Tag Team Championship defense, the unraveling of Rachel Green’s loyalty to the Foot Clan, and the shocking emergence of Ross Geller as its new heart. Meanwhile, Vegeta recently shocked the universe by taking the Sword Fighting Championship from Katy Perry with plenty of supernatural help, and Alf continued using the Ancient Relic in absurd, reality-breaking ways. As factions collide, stakes rise, and magical forces creep into the ring, this week’s episode promises more smoke, more steel, and more existential screaming than ever before. Let’s break it all down. Sword Fighting Championship Match:Vegeta (c) vs Carl Winslow vs Ludwig van BeethovenVegeta may be royalty in the Saiyan sense, but now he’s got classical competition. Ludwig van Beethoven makes his 1412 debut, armed with a blade and a deafening scowl. Joining them is none other than Carl Winslow, returning from suspension and still steaming from the last time his authority was disrespected. Three men. Three swords. One championship. And a high probability of someone getting sliced during a crescendo. Hitmonchan & Hitmonlee vs Bill & TedThe Pokémon duo are in the midst of their pursuit of the tag titles, but this week they face Bill & Ted, who bring not only the power of rock but a time-traveling entourage of historical chaos. From Station to Genghis Khan, expect interference, banana peels, and the possible invention of jazzercising karate. Tag Team Championships:Michael Jackson & E.T. (c) vs Scottie Pippen & Michael JordanTwo icons from Earth and one from outer space defend gold against Chicago royalty. Michael Jackson and E.T. have been unorthodox but effective, with assistive reffing from Andy Warhol of all people. But Pippen and Jordan are back from a slam-dunk hiatus and want their titles back… even if it means moonwalking over alien bones. Triple Threat:Cory Matthews vs Strong Bad vs Emeril LagasseIt’s one-third teenage heartthrob, one-third masked internet warlord, and one-third culinary menace. Cory’s been on a bizarre winning streak fueled by chaos and confusion. Strong Bad is convinced the system is rigged by email elites. Emeril wants to kick it up a notch—by hitting people with cookware. Expect explosions, nonsense, and a heavy helping of paprika. Jason Marsden vs Jason VoorheesIt’s Jason vs Jason in a match that no one fully understands. Marsden, voice actor and now wrestling enigma, faces the machete-swinging Voorhees. There will be screaming. Most of it from the production crew. Hardcore Champion Segment:The Angry Video Game Nerd reviews The X-Files for PS1The AVGN sits down with a CRT and an original PlayStation copy of The X-Files: The Game and promises “a review so brutally honest it’ll be classified by the government.” Will he destroy the disc? Will Mulder make a run-in? Will he even survive the menu screen? Who knows. Special Challenge:L.A. Beast attempts to eat 175 powdered donuts in 20 minutesThere are no rules. No referees. Just L.A. Beast, a mountain of sugar, and a ticking clock. He’s done it before. Can he do it again… or will he flatline at donut #88? Bebop & Rocksteady vs Happy Gilmore & Bob BarkerWhat began as a golf feud has turned into an interdimensional street brawl. Happy is still swinging his putter with attitude, and Bob Barker has never forgiven the Foot Clan for not spaying or neutering their monsters. This is personal. And potentially televised by The Price Is Right. Fatal Four-Way:Yamcha vs Shredder vs Michael Myers vs Topanga LawrenceAn unstable mix of karate, evil, quiet stalking, and self-care affirmations. Topanga continues to amaze with her lethal blend of yoga and destruction. Shredder has vowed vengeance for his recent embarrassment. Yamcha
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4 months ago
3 hours 45 minutes 59 seconds

The 1412 Wrestling: an absurd AI Wrestling Promotion
1412 Wrestling Episode 54: Bars v a Moose; Vegeta v Shredder Sword Fight; John Locke v Gary Busey
1412 Wrestling – Episode 54 Official Preview Brace yourself. There’s no such thing as normal anymore. Coming off a week where the presidency changed hands via a flaming wrestling ring and Eric Matthews inexplicably took control of the entire federation—with only an Egyptian Mummy to enforce his will—Episode 54 of 1412 Wrestling is shaping up to be an unmissable descent into bizarre, beautiful bedlam. With new championships being born, old grudges reignited, tag teams reuniting and combusting in real time, and a roster packed with the strangest assemblage of talent known to man, myth, or mayonnaise, this episode looks to rewrite the rules once again… or throw them into a volcano. Let’s preview what’s on the card—assuming these matches don’t detonate before they begin. The Debut of the Wizard of Fries vs. Bart Gunn In one of the strangest signings in wrestling history, new President Eric Matthews has declared that 1412 will now include the enigmatic and reality-bending Wizard of Fries, a cryptic monarch from deep within the Burger King mythos. He makes his in-ring debut against Bart Gunn, the eternally tough and often unlucky representative of The Golf Cart, who will not be alone—he’ll be backed by a veritable army of maniacs, legends, beasts, scholars, drunkards, and possibly Ancient Sumerians. Expect chainsaws. Expect deep-fried wisdom. Expect your arteries to harden just watching. Stable Championships: The Giant Tree Drinking Lean (c) vs. Count Chocula, Frankenberry, Boo Berry, Yummy Mummy, Frute Brute What happens when a possibly sentient tree that’s hooked on lean defends gold against five mascots of sugar, childhood, and mild horror? You get something that is simultaneously horrifying, hilarious, and possibly illegal in several jurisdictions. Will the supernatural cereal gang finally add gold to their haunted pantry? Or will the Giant Tree splatter them like marshmallow milk? John Locke vs. Gary Busey This may look like a singles match, but it’s really an existential crisis disguised as combat. On one side: John Locke, philosophical warrior, visionary, and island whisperer. On the other: Gary Busey, unfiltered chaos engine, prophet of the moon, and the Golf Cart’s most unstable enforcer. There’s no way to predict how this ends—but there’s a 100% chance it gets weird. Hardcore Championship: Angry Video Game Nerd (c) vs. L.A. Beast A rematch that smells like old cartridge dust and powdered donuts. After their war last week, the Nerd defends the Hardcore Title against L.A. Beast, whose appetite for destruction—and gross food—may finally bring him redemption. But with the Hardcore Division a volatile hellscape, expect the match to mutate live on television. The belt may be on the line, but so are dignity, teeth, and any sense of sportsmanship. Tag Team Championships: Michael Jackson & E.T. (c) vs. Aly & AJ Two pop duos collide for the gold in what promises to be equal parts moonwalk, glow-finger, and bubblegum vengeance. Aly & AJ have proven themselves as more than pop princesses—they’re here to fight. But MJ & E.T. have the chemistry of interplanetary royalty, and more synchronized moves than most dance troupes. It’s not just a title match—it’s a culture clash from across the galaxies. Kevin Nash, Scott Hall, X-Pac vs. Goldar, King Sphinx, Rito Revolto (w/ Rita Repulsa) The Outsiders return with a vengeance, and they’re out for monster blood. But Rita Repulsa has summoned the forces of evil once again, and they’ve brought titanic bad energy to the ring. With both factions oozing arrogance, experience, and cosmic funk, this one could crack the Earth’s crust. Expect big boots, teleportation beams, and one-liners that leave you reeling. Fatal Four-Way: Peter Venkman vs. 50 Cent vs. Happy Gilmore vs. Sunshine What do a ghostbuster, a rapper, a hockey brawler, and a Japanese wrestling superhero have in common? They’re about to brawl for reasons no one fully understands. But there’s gold and glory in the
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4 months ago
3 hours 34 minutes 4 seconds

The 1412 Wrestling: an absurd AI Wrestling Promotion
1412 Wrestling Episode 53 - Bars' revenge, a new 1412 President, Mileena v Norm
1412 Wrestling - Episode 53 Preview   The most unpredictable show in the galaxy returns with Episode 53, and after the absolute chaos of last week’s 1412 Championship fallout, zoo incidents, locker room fireballs, and presidential meltdowns… not even a Magic 8-Ball could predict what’s about to unfold.   We kick things off with a seismic shakeup at the top of the 1412 food chain. After declaring himself unfit to lead—and blaming his daughter Michelle’s matchmaking—President Danny Tanner has officially announced his resignation, setting the stage for tonight’s historic 1412 Presidency Elimination Match. Who will step up and seize the throne? Will it be a familiar face like Freddy Krueger, Kevin Nash, or Earthworm Jim? Could the conniving former GM Rita Repulsa cast her final spell? Or perhaps it’s time for Eric Matthews to reclaim the spotlight—or for Gary Busey (yes, that Gary Busey) to confuse us all into submission. And with Stone Cold Steve Austin as special guest referee, you can expect at least three stunners, two broken clipboards, and one presidential beer bath.   But before we crown a new Commander-in-Beef, gold is on the line all night.   The 1412 Championship hangs in the balance in a tag team bout where the fall determines the champion. Reigning kingpin Chris Pratt joins forces with the homicidally unpredictable New Jack, taking on Bars—the anti-egg anarchist—and the ever-unplaceable Akeem the African Dream. With tensions boiling since last week’s confrontation, the title picture is murkier than ever… and don’t forget, Akeem and New Jack’s personal issues may erupt into something far bloodier than strategy.   The Divas Championship gets a shakeup with a triple threat showcase: current champ Lola Bunny defends against vampire-slayer supreme Buffy Summers and debuting challenger Jesse of Team Rocket, who arrives flanked by James and Meowth in a puff of glitter and scripted rhyme. With Team Rocket’s track record of chaos, and Buffy’s refusal to take cartoon rabbits or anime villains lightly, this could be the most bizarre Divas match in company history—and that’s saying something.   Meanwhile, the Hardcore Championship brings us a nostalgia-fueled brawl as L.A. Beast defends against a newly rabid Angry Video Game Nerd. One has a stomach lined with 1990s discontinued snacks, the other has a closet full of broken consoles and real hate for Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde. Expect chewed-up cartridges, shattered Nintendos, and possibly a surprise run-in from a haunted Tiger Electronics handheld.   The Sword Fighting Championship will feature a grudge match that’s been brewing hotter than a dragon’s espresso: Vegeta vs Katy Perry. With Ariana Grande and Alf still lurking with the ancient relic, and Katy screaming about witches and betrayal, this match could shatter more than just swords. Is Katy focused enough to fight? Or will this end with another magical mishap?   And if you thought that was the ceiling… just wait.   Yutt Championship action begins with a Hockey Fight triple threat: The Goon, Happy Gilmore, and Electabuzz square off in a brutal brawl of fists, sticks, and slapshots. Happy’s mouth has already written several checks his fists may or may not be able to cash, and the electric-type Pokémon seems way too comfortable wearing skates.   Elsewhere on the card:   Norm Peterson returns to action to face off with the brutal and mysterious Mileena in a match nobody asked for but now everyone needs.   The infamous Refrigerator Break-In Match sees Aly & AJ battle Tia & Tamara Mowry in a race to bash their way into a locked cage using refrigerators and claim a golden microphone. If that sounds like a fever dream—it is.   The Foot Clan's Ross Geller teams with Bebop and Rocksteady, cornered by Beavis and Butt-Head, to battle the boy meets crew of Cory Matthews, Shawn Hunter, and Topanga Lawrence. Expect at least one academic ethics debate and several chairs thrown.   In a stacked Ambush Title Shot Ladder Match
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5 months ago
3 hours 6 minutes 4 seconds

The 1412 Wrestling: an absurd AI Wrestling Promotion
1412 Wrestling Episode 52: AVGN/Austin/Nash/Gaffler/Conner, Pratt vs Bars in a Cell
Preview: 1412 Wrestling – Episode 52 “Chaos in Every Corner, Destiny at Every Turn” Episode 52 of 1412 Wrestling arrives like a runaway cement truck fueled by ancient relics, soda-fueled grudges, forbidden spellcraft, and unresolved plumbing invoices. As always, the arena has no idea what it's in for. With more combustible personalities than a police evidence locker full of Roman candles, this episode marks a critical turning point in the power structure of 1412. Alliances are strained, champions are hunted, and reality itself seems to bend under the pressure of Danny Tanner’s notoriously unstable booking patterns. In the night’s main event, the most volatile match imaginable closes the show: a Five-Way Elimination bout for the coveted 1412 Championship, with The Angry Video Game Nerd defending his title against the most dangerous cross-section of chaos imaginable. Kevin Nash, money-drunk from his past abuse of the Ancient Relic, returns with Scott Hall and X-Pac by his side. Stone Cold Steve Austin, still fuming after last week’s betrayal and loss, is locked in on regaining the top prize. Bob Gaffler, backed by the Pavers, may have the lowest morals but the most unpredictable rage. And then there’s Dan Conner, haunted by chants of “You nailed Pete!” and ready to silence everyone with his fists. Five men. One title. Elimination rules. No guarantees anyone makes it out unscathed—or unpaved. But before that powder keg explodes, the night opens with another grudge match soaked in drama and blood: Bars defends his Ambush Title Shot contract against Chris Pratt inside Hell in a Cell, with the Anti-Boiled Egg Brigade banned from ringside. The rivalry between Bars and Pratt has gone from absurd to personal, with Bars blaming Pratt for everything from cinematic mediocrity to the existence of chocolate ice cream. With the Ambush Shot hanging in the balance, and the Brigade forcibly neutralized, this one might get even uglier than a boiled egg at room temperature. Things don’t get any calmer in the realm of broken glass and expired food. The Hardcore Championship is on the line in a four-way catastrophe as L.A. Beast—known for devouring dangerous things and throwing up on opponents—defends against Mewtwo, Jay (accompanied by Silent Bob), and the utterly unpredictable Paula Abdul. With Beast riding high off his last victory and Mewtwo harboring dark energy, Jay & Silent Bob providing chaos, and Abdul bringing style and speed, this match promises to resemble a demolition derby in a vending machine. Speaking of bizarre collisions: Bobby Heenan returns to ringside with his newest enigma—the random old guy, replacing his former client, the dangerous Random Kid. But the opponent is no easy target: the proud Saiyan prince Vegeta makes his return to 1412, likely with zero tolerance for geriatrics or gimmicks. It’s the Heenan Family vs Saiyan honor, and someone’s getting humbled fast. Meanwhile, trios warfare erupts as Gary Busey, The Minotaur, and The Iron Sheik represent the ever-unhinged Golf Cart faction against a nostalgic but fragile trio: Cory Matthews, Shawn Hunter, and Topanga Lawrence. With tensions high and the Sheik armed with a beer bottle and limitless hatred, will Cory finally tag in, or just let his friends get slaughtered? From beer bottles to bandages, another wild contest looms as Mike Tyson returns—accompanied by his flock of 100 pigeons—for a four-way fight against Spopovich of the Anti-Boiled Egg Brigade, Jason Voorhees, and the mysterious Egyptian Mummy, with Eric Matthews at its side. This match is less about strategy and more about surviving long enough to remember your name. Then it’s time to plant some roots in the title scene—literally. The Stable Championships are on the line as reigning champion The Giant Tree Drinking Lean defends its odd yet dominant title reign against the reunited Mean Street Posse (Rodney, Joey Abs, and Pete Gas). It’s nature vs nurture… assuming you count gas station brawls in
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6 months ago
3 hours 43 minutes 28 seconds

The 1412 Wrestling: an absurd AI Wrestling Promotion
1412 Wrestling Episode 51: Austin v AVGN v Pepsi Man, 40+ Team Gauntlet
Preview: 1412 Wrestling – Episode 51 “The Boil Simmered Over”   President Danny Tanner somehow managed to book the most baffling, overcrowded, and emotionally unstable episode of 1412 Wrestling to date. Tensions are high, factions are colliding, and ancient forces may or may not be at play as this unpredictable rollercoaster unfolds across dozens of segments. Here's a look at the matches announced for the night—with no spoilers:   Opening Chaos – Tag Team #1 Contenders Gauntlet Match The night begins with an absolutely massive multi-team gauntlet featuring over 40 of the most bizarre and legendary pairings in 1412 history. From sitcom duos to cosmic warriors, from cereal mascots to time travelers, everyone’s got the same goal: earn a future shot at the Tag Team Titles. Surprises, brawls, and unlikely alliances are guaranteed.   Title Unification Match – Yokozuna vs Electabuzz The Competitive Eating Champion squares off with the Laser Gun Surfing Battle Champion in a high-stakes unification bout. Only one will leave with both titles, and the other might not leave at all.   Trios Grudge Match – Tia & Tamara and Ross Geller vs Aly & AJ and Doug Wilson What began as reality TV beef has mutated into full-scale psychological warfare. Ross Geller continues his descent into villainy, while Aly & AJ fight to keep it together alongside a gardening wildcard.   Ancient Relic Match – Alf (c) vs Ariana Grande Alf puts the power of the ancient relic on the line against Ariana Grande in a match that could shake the very metaphysical foundations of 1412 Wrestling. No magic allowed—but that’s never stopped anyone before.   Grudge Match – New Jack vs Akeem the African Dream Fueled by rage, betrayal, and deeply personal food-based insults, these two powerhouses collide in a brawl that’s anything but scientific.   Triple Threat Mayhem – Goldar vs 50 Cent vs Bill Nye An unexplained match between a galactic warlord, a rap mogul, and a science educator. Nobody knows why this was booked, but it promises to be weird.   Sword Fighting Championship – Katy Perry (c) vs Terry Funk vs Skeeter Valentine vs Gary Busey Four competitors. One glowing sword. Backed by the unhinged presence of the Golf Cart stable, this elimination match might be the most dangerous sword fight yet. Expect blood, ballads, and possibly Biffle.   Wildcard Singles Match – Cookie Monster vs Bobby Heenan’s New Surprise Client The Monster craves cookies. But who’s the new client Heenan’s bringing to the ring? Rumors range from a retired legend to a literal garden gnome. You’ll have to tune in to find out.   Six-Way Elimination Match – Felix the Cat vs Cuts Man vs Matt Cardona vs Elvis Presley vs The Moose vs The Scalding Hot Cup of Coffee A returning mix of forgotten faces, angry fauna, caffeinated horror, and Elvis himself. The only certainty: eliminations will be earned the hard way.   Tag Team Championships – The Wet Bandits (c) vs Scott Hall & Kevin Nash The newly crowned tag champs put the belts on the line against a returning Outsiders duo, but their attention may still be fixated on their missing mystical couch. Could the relic be involved?   Spinach Artichoke Dip on a Pole Match – Bars (c) vs Daffy Duck The Ambush Title Shot Contract is up for grabs—whoever eats the entire bowl of spinach artichoke dip wins. Yes, really. Expect green-fueled carnage, philosophical rants, and personal vendettas.   Main Event – 1412 Championship Triple Threat Stone Cold Steve Austin (c) vs Angry Video Game Nerd vs Pepsi Man Three icons. One title. A silent soda machine. A profane gamer. And the Rattlesnake. History will be made—if reality doesn’t fracture first.   —   Catch all the madness in Episode 51—where friendships die, the ring becomes a culinary battlefield, and one champion may not survive the fallout.     Tag Teams in the Gauntlet:  Jay & Silent Bob Bill & Ted Pete & Pete Jackie Chan & Spopovich (of the Anti-Boiled Egg Brigade, accompanied by Cli
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7 months ago
4 hours 6 minutes 40 seconds

The 1412 Wrestling: an absurd AI Wrestling Promotion
1412 Wrestling Episode 50: Scott Hall/Kevin Nash/X-Pac v Steve Austin/Mike Tyson/Freddy Krueger
1412 Wrestling — Episode 50 Preview The milestone fiftieth episode of 1412 Wrestling is upon us, and after the absolute insanity of recent weeks, all bets are off. With Earthworm Jim bankrupted and booted from power, Alf now possesses the ancient relic and vows to fix the company. What’s on tap for Episode 50? Confirmed for Episode 50: Ross Geller vs Shawn HunterAfter being thrown into piping hot lasagna by Ross, Joey and Chandler remain hospitalized. Shawn has taken offense to Ross’s nerdy ego trip, while Ross has declared war on his former friends. Divas Championship 6-Way MatchAndroid 18 defends against Madonna, Nikki Bella, Kimmy Gibbler, Katharine Isabelle, and Lola Bunny (representing the Anti-Boiled Egg Brigade). Expect chaos, carnage, and possibly a werewolf. Tag Team Championships: Aly & AJ vs The Wet BanditsHarry and Marv want their mystical couch back—and the gold. Aly & AJ are determined to keep both out of their greasy mitts. Will this match end clean or with another bizarre act of betrayal? Hardcore Championship: Four-Way EliminationL.A. Beast defends against Disco Inferno, Artie the Strongest Man in the World, and The Minotaur. Expect snacks, flames, and ancient Sumerians with chainsaws. Survivor Series Match: Jay & Silent Bob, Bill & Ted, Ariana Grande vs The Mighty Morphin Power RangersThis dream-team nonsense becomes reality with Danny Tanner as special referee. Can the pop culture misfits survive the morphin mayhem? Stable Championship Match: Steiner’s Army vs The Giant Tree Drinking Lean (by himself)Yes, the Giant Tree is getting a title shot. Yes, he’s still drinking lean. Competitive Eating Championship: Powdered Donut ChallengeCocaine Bear defends against Yokozuna, Donkeylips, Carl Winslow, Heffer Wolfe, and IP Relay Operator 3211. 5 minutes. One winner. Endless powder. Sword Fighting Championship: Fox Mulder vs Katy PerryAfter last week’s chaos, Katy Perry challenges for the sword. Will her mysterious vibes and catchy pop tunes prevail over the skeptical Mulder? Laser Gun Surfing Battle Championship: Bobby Budnick vs ElectabuzzGet your surfboards and laser guns ready. Mr. Feeny has had enough of this match type, but it's back anyway. Deathmatch: Bars vs New Jack vs Elvis Presley vs MichaelangeloBars defends his Ambush Title Shot Contract in what may be the most dangerous contest of the night. Expect violence, controversy, and possibly another anti-boiled egg tirade. Debate: Dan Conner vs Jim RennieModerated by Abraham Lincoln, with topics including drywall integrity, Limp Bizkit discourse, and inappropriate Paver allegations. What could go wrong? Main Event: Six-Man TagKevin Nash, Scott Hall, and X-Pac vs Stone Cold Steve Austin, Mike Tyson, and Freddy Krueger, with Alf as the special guest referee and the ancient relic in his furry hands. The fate of 1412 Wrestling may rest in this match—and in whatever wishes Alf makes next. Can Alf keep the relic out of enemy hands? Will Austin ever stop Stunnering authority figures? And will the Pavers finally admit what really happened between Dan and Pete? Tune in to Episode 50 of 1412 Wrestling—a celebration of chaos, absurdity, and the most unpredictable wrestling on the planet.
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7 months ago
2 hours 22 minutes 57 seconds

The 1412 Wrestling: an absurd AI Wrestling Promotion
1412 Wrestling Episode 49: The Nash Regime!?
1412 Wrestling Episode 49: The Nash Regime!? After the absolute chaos that erupted in last week's main event, tensions are higher than ever in the world of 1412 Wrestling. Questions loom about the fate of the Ancient Relic, the leadership of the company, and the health and sanity of just about everyone on the roster. Will someone finally bring order to the madness? Will the fighting factions find resolution or only dig deeper into war? Episode 49 promises monumental returns, shocking alliances, out-of-control stipulations, and the kind of unexpected left turns only 1412 Wrestling can deliver. Expect the unexplainable, brace for the unthinkable, and prepare for a night where anything—and absolutely everything—can happen. And remember: no one is safe… not even the audience.
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7 months ago
2 hours 32 minutes 19 seconds

The 1412 Wrestling: an absurd AI Wrestling Promotion
1412 Wrestling Episode 48: Austin/Savage v Bars/Sonic v Matthews/Mummy v Electabuzz/Magmar
1412 Wrestling - Episode 48 PreviewEverything's spiraling. After one of the most chaotic runs of shows in company history, 1412 Wrestling Episode 48 promises to raise the insanity to new heights with a lineup that’s equal parts absurd and explosive. In the main event, it’s a volatile Four-Way Tag Team Match featuring 1412 Champion “Stone Cold” Steve Austin, who must team with the unpredictable “Macho Man” Randy Savage, the very man who holds the Ambush Title Shot contract and could cash in on him at any time. Their uneasy alliance collides with the unorthodox team of Eric Matthews and the Egyptian Mummy, the relentless Anti-Boiled Egg Brigade's Bars and Sonic the Hedgehog, and the fiery elemental combo of Electabuzz and Magmar. With grudges, eggs, and combustible chemistry across the board, this bout could implode before it even begins. Speaking of tension, L.A. Beast returns from injury to defend the Hardcore Championship against Mileena, whose methods are far from conventional. But Beast’s return may come with more than a match. The trios division gets weird as Cory Matthews, Shawn Hunter, and Topanga Lawrence step into the ring against Ickis, Krumm, and Oblina in a battle of 90s high school angst vs. raw monster chaos. Can Shawn stay focused? Will Cory crumble under the pressure? Can Topanga out-think literal sewer creatures? In a truly bizarre pairing, Muhammad Ali is forced to team with Elmer Fudd against Mike Tyson and TMNT's own Sergeant Bananas in a Wildcard Tag Team Match. With Tyson still accompanied by an estimated 100 pigeons and fresh off recent clashes with Ali, Austin, and even Soda Popinski, expect a powder keg. The Golf Cart stable, still somehow holding the Stable Championships, defends against a mystery team. With their ragtag entourage of Gary Busey, Cliffy Central, Alex Trebek, and a literal Minotaur, can they make it to the bell intact? In one of the most baffling rivalries yet, the random kid managed by Bobby Heenan faces off with a now-evil Santa Claus, accompanied by the twisted On Point Kings (Strong Bad, Strong Mad, and The Cheat). Everyone involved is a heel. Expect blood, betrayal, and desecration of holiday spirit. Another Triple Threat features three men from wildly different worlds: Shredder, still trying to hold the crumbling Foot Clan together, faces former president Freddy Krueger, who lost his job when Earthworm Jim cashed in an Ambush Title Shot on the presidency (yes, that happened), and Abraham Lincoln, who has no business being this good at wrestling. In the tag team division, Madonna and the Angry Video Game Nerd form an unlikely alliance to take on Phoebe Buffay & Pepsi Man, and Jesse Katsopolis & Joey Gladstone. The AVGN vs. Pepsi Man feud has only grown more heated since the betrayal at Tapefest, and if it spills over again, someone might end up buried in holiday specials and soda cans. Tag Team Champions Michael Jordan & Scottie Pippen finally return to defend their titles against former champions Aly & AJ in a Tables Match. Jordan and Pippen are still nursing injuries from Kevin Nash’s ambush weeks ago, and with Nash constantly stirring the pot, their grip on the gold may be slipping. Elsewhere, Mulder and Scully have launched a full investigation into President Earthworm Jim, whose recent executive decisions have raised serious concerns about fraud, sanity, and cosmic origin. Also: the long-simmering Lanford Street Fight between Dan Conner and Paver boss Bob Gaffler finally goes down. The Pavers have long accused Dan of “nailing Pete,” a charge Dan denies. Plus: a Triple Threat Tag Team Match where the crowd may be the real winner… or loser. The Wet Bandits, Roger Klotz & Harley Keiner, and Hulk Hogan (by himself) face off in a match where no one is likable and everyone has something to prove—or sell. And of course, Ariana Grande returns, still clutching the wish-granting Ancient Relic that recently made Lady Gaga disappear, and sent Alf to hell . T
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7 months ago
2 hours 56 minutes 36 seconds

The 1412 Wrestling: an absurd AI Wrestling Promotion
1412 Wrestling Episode 47: Austin v Tribbiani v Bing v Lola
This week's episode of 1412 Wrestling promises to deliver unforgettable action, shocking confrontations, and a continuation of the chaos that has gripped the roster in recent weeks. As the fallout from last week’s brutal injuries lingers, the commentary team will kick off the show with a somber recap of the damage inflicted: Monica Gellar remains sidelined with a broken back, Raphael is recovering from a severe concussion, and the Tag Team Champions Michael Jordan and Scottie Pippen, along with Hardcore Champion L.A. Beast, are out due to Kevin Nash's relentless attacks. Meanwhile, the enigmatic disappearance of Fearsome Flush looms ominously. With a battered roster and tempers flaring, the stakes have never been higher.   The evening’s action starts with a grudge match that’s as bizarre as it is heated: Roseanne takes on the random knife-wielding kid managed by Bobby Heenan. With Bobby suspended in a shark cage to ensure no interference, Roseanne has promised to discipline the kid in a way only she can, while the child has offered nothing but insults and chaos. Expect this one to be equal parts comedic and brutal.   Macho Man Randy Savage is set to defend his Ambush Title Shot against the cunning Clarissa Darling. Clarissa, known for her ability to strategize and adapt, is looking to pull off a major upset. Meanwhile, Savage has his sights set on the 1412 Championship, but distractions from unexpected quarters could derail his plans.   The heated rivalry between Dan Conner and Flashy Frank will explode in a Pavers' Rules Match. With the ring surrounded by construction tools, this brutal contest is sure to push both men to their limits. Flashy Frank has accused Dan of scandalous behavior, while Dan remains steadfast in denying the Pavers’ wild claims. Refereed by Paver Tom Wilkie, this one is guaranteed to leave a lasting impression.   In one of the night’s most chaotic bouts, Bars will clash with the Inventor of Boiled Eggs and Hardcore Holly in a triple threat match. The ringside chaos promises to be as wild as the action in the ring, with both competitors joined by their over-the-top entourages, from the Anti-Boiled Egg Brigade to the Golf Cart crew. Expect alliances to be tested and egos to collide in this unpredictable showdown.   Tag team supremacy is on the line in a massive multi-team match featuring The Wet Bandits, The Pavers, Pete & Pete, Michaelangelo and Donatello (with Leonardo), Tokka & Rahzar (with Shredder), and Lady Gaga & Ariana Grande. With Gaga and Grande still basking in the dark power of the relic they used to banish Alf to hell last week, their impact on the match could be enormous. However, with tensions boiling over between the teams, this promises to be a chaotic masterpiece.   The ever-dangerous New Jack will face off against Count Chocula in a clash of polar opposites. New Jack’s raw aggression and vulgarity contrast sharply with Count Chocula’s sugary charm, but don’t let the cereal mascot’s playful persona fool you—this one could turn violent fast.   In a 4-Way Brawl 4 All Elimination match, Mike Tyson, Muhammad Ali, Soda Popinski, and Bart Gunn will square off in a brutal contest where eliminations can only occur via knockout. Tyson will be accompanied by his infamous pigeons, while Gunn’s Golf Cart allies will surely look to tip the scales in his favor. With legends like Ali and wild cards like Popinski in the mix, this match could turn into an all-out war.   Finally, the main event will see Steve Austin defend his 1412 Championship in a fatal four-way against Lola Bunny, Joey Tribbiani, and Chandler Bing. With Shredder backing Chandler, Leonardo in Joey’s corner, and Lola’s massive Anti-Boiled Egg Brigade at ringside, Austin will have to dig deep to retain his title. Known for thriving in chaos, Austin will likely bring his signature intensity, but with so many variables in play, this match is truly anyone’s game.   From shocking twists to unrelenting action, this episo
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9 months ago
2 hours 21 minutes 19 seconds

The 1412 Wrestling: an absurd AI Wrestling Promotion
1412 Wrestling Episode 46: The Austin Era Begins!
Preview: A Night of Chaos and Championship Glory! Fresh off the heels of Tapefest, the latest episode of 1412 Wrestling promises to be a jaw-dropping, laugh-out-loud, and adrenaline-fueled spectacle. As the show opens, fans will relive the seismic events from the Pay-Per-View, where Earthworm Jim shockingly ascended to the 1412 Presidency by cashing in his Ambush Title Shot on Freddy Krueger. Relive the unforgettable moments, including Leonardo claiming the Laser Gun Surfing Battle Championship, the random kid’s shocking leg stabbing of the Pavers, and Stone Cold Steve Austin becoming the new 1412 Champion, ushering in a new era. The Austin Era kicks off in explosive fashion as Disturbed takes the stage for a live performance of Glass Shatters to honor the Texas Rattlesnake. And as Austin himself takes the mic, you can bet he’ll have plenty to say about his championship reign and his message for the locker room. Championships on the Line!The action heats up as Android 18 defends her Divas Championship against the fearless Lara Croft, while Fox Mulder puts his Sword Fighting Championship on the line against none other than Genghis Khan. Can these champions hold their ground, or will new challengers rise to seize the gold? Unpredictable Matchups!In a truly bizarre spectacle, Mariah Carey and Santa Claus team up to take on Mike Tyson's army of 100 pigeons and Scott Steiner's ferocious rabid tigers. And in a chaotic three-way clash, Bob Gaffler of the Pavers collides with John Locke and NBA legend Larry Bird. Expect tempers to flare and alliances to shatter! Tag Team Turmoil!Joey Tribbiani and Donatello face the dastardly duo of Chandler Bing and Baxter Stockman in a tag team clash that threatens to escalate into an all-out war between the TMNT and the Foot Clan. With Shredder and his cronies lurking at ringside, the odds seem stacked against Joey and Donatello. Grudges and Betrayals!Freddy Krueger, stripped of his presidency, steps into the ring against Greg Biffle, who is backed by an entourage of chaos-loving misfits. Meanwhile, Alf has a bone to pick with Lady Gaga and Ariana Grande after their theft of his ancient relic at Tapefest. Dan Conner will address the Pavers and the "Pete" rumors. Comedy, Carnage, and Consoles!Strong Bad answers a fan’s email in his trademark sarcastic style, while the Angry Video Game Nerd battles Pepsiman in a wild "Console War" brawl. And don’t miss the 1412 Hardcore Championship bout, where L.A. Beast defends his title against the terrifying Fearsome Flush from the Real Ghostbusters universe. Presidential Power Plays!New 1412 President Earthworm Jim promises to shake up the landscape of the promotion. With surprises in store, who will benefit—and who will suffer—under his bizarre leadership? With an action-packed card, unexpected alliances, and more chaos than ever before, this episode of 1412 Wrestling is one you cannot miss. Buckle up, because anything can—and will—happen!
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9 months ago
2 hours 28 minutes 29 seconds

The 1412 Wrestling: an absurd AI Wrestling Promotion
1412 Wrestling Episode 45: Tapefest PPV - Austin v Buu
1412 Wrestling Presents: Tapefest PPV – A Preview of Pure Chaos   Prepare yourself for the most unpredictable night in 1412 Wrestling history as Tapefest takes over the surreal and neon-drenched city of Moonside! Hosted by the iconic heroes of Earthbound—Ness, Paula, Jeff, and Poo—this event promises an unforgettable mix of outrageous action, unexpected twists, and larger-than-life showdowns. The night kicks off with a high-energy performance from the Runaway Five to set the tone for what’s sure to be a legendary event.   Survivor Series Elimination Match – A Hot Opener   Tapefest wastes no time getting intense as Katharine Isabelle, Demi Lovato, Joyce Wrigley, Alex Mack, and Kelly Kapowski square off against Nikki Bella, Madonna, Dua Lipa, Danielle Harris, and Angelica Pickles. Expect fireworks in this clash of generations, egos, and styles.   A Four-Way Clash of Chaos   In a bout with high stakes and higher tempers, Vegeta, Yamcha, Michael Myers, and Disco Inferno collide in a wild match with Bulma as the special referee. With pride, grudges, and perhaps a little horror all in the mix, this match will be anything but ordinary.   Red Ninja vs. Kelly Bundy   A battle of stealth versus sass pits Red Ninja against the cunning Kelly Bundy. Will raw ninja skills overcome Bundy’s unpredictability, or will her wit steal the show?   Competitive Eating Championship – Pizza and Pandemonium   It’s a three-way pizza-eating contest for the Competitive Eating Championship as Cocaine Bear defends against former champion Joey Tribbiani (accompanied by the TMNT) and Chandler Bing (backed by the Foot Clan). Post-match antics are guaranteed, with Cocaine Bear rumored to have something truly wild planned.   Musical Icons and Wrestling Royalty Collide   Jeff Jarrett and Honky Tonk Man, with their managers Karen Jarrett and Jimmy Hart, face off against the king himself, Elvis Presley, and his tag partner Jesse Katsopolis. Expect music, mayhem, and Memphis-style madness!   Laser Gun Surfing Battle Championship   Shredder, alongside his sinister allies, defends the Laser Gun Surfing Battle Championship against Leonardo and the TMNT. Intergalactic stakes and an army of allies make this match one for the ages.   Sword Fighting Championship   Fox Mulder defends his Sword Fighting Championship against the ancient and formidable Egyptian Mummy, with Commissioner Eric Matthews overseeing the chaos.   Six-Man Tag Team Mayhem   The Pavers (Bob Gaffler, Flashy Frank, and Sexy Hank) take on Kurrgan, Jim Rennie, and Michael Bolton in what promises to be a brutal and bizarre encounter.   Divas Championship   The reigning champion Android 18 defends her title against the legendary Betty White, whose wisdom and wit may just surprise everyone.   Stable Championships   The Flintstones put their titles on the line against the powerhouse team of the Golf Cart, featuring a wild entourage that includes chainsaw-wielding ancient Sumerians.   John Locke vs. Electabuzz   The enigmatic John Locke steps into the ring against Electabuzz in a clash of philosophical resolve versus raw electric energy.   Abraham Lincoln vs. Rolento   The former president brings his signature wrestling chops to a match against Rolento, in what’s sure to be a fight for the ages.   Muhammad Ali vs. The Moose   The greatest boxer of all time faces the most unexpected opponent yet—a moose. Pure absurdity awaits!   Tag Team Madness   Strong Mad & The Cheat, accompanied by Santa Claus, take on The Angry Video Game Nerd & Pepsiman in a bout that promises to be as chaotic as it is bizarre.   Dumpster Match for the Tag Team Championships   In one of the most anticipated bouts of the night, six teams—including Michael Jordan & Scottie Pippen, Goldar & King Sphinx, Pete & Pete, Demolition, Cory Matthews & Shawn Hunter, and Dan Marino & Ace Ventura—battle it out in an over-the-top Dumpster Match to determine tag team supremacy.   Hardcore Elimination Scramble Match  
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9 months ago
3 hours 13 minutes 6 seconds

The 1412 Wrestling: an absurd AI Wrestling Promotion
1412 Wrestling Episode 44: Austin/Jesse v Buu/Steiner
Prepare yourself for another night of unparalleled chaos, unexpected alliances, and jaw-dropping moments as 1412 Wrestling returns for its 44th episode! The stakes have never been higher as the fallout from recent rivalries spills into tonight's action-packed card.   In a thrilling opener, Muhammad Ali steps into the ring to prove why he’s still “The Greatest” against an opponent brimming with confidence in Demi Lovato. Will Ali’s fists do the talking, or will his challenger shock the world?   The Anti-Boiled Egg Brigade is never far from controversy, and tonight, Spopovich represents the faction in a unique "Dinosaur Bones Are Legal" match against a fired-up Ross Geller, who has backup from Monica and Rachel. With the Brigade lurking at ringside, anything could happen.   The Sword Fighting Championship is on the line as Tyrannosatan defends against the unlikeliest of challengers, Fox Mulder. Can Mulder solve this prehistoric mystery, or will Tyrannosatan’s reign of terror continue?   In the Divas division, Android 18 faces her toughest challenge yet in a triple threat match against the deadly Mileena and the iconic Kylie Minogue, who’s channeling her Street Fighter roots. With gold on the line, expect fast-paced action and fierce competition.   Last week, we saw the Anti-Boiled Egg Brigade burn Austin's truck over chocolate ice cream. How will Austin decide to seek his revenge? We also saw the Pavers debut last week laying waste to both Dan Conner and Steve Austin. Will the Pavers make another impact this week?   The main event promises absolute carnage as Majin Buu and Scott Steiner, flanked by Steiner’s rabid tigers, take on Stone Cold Steve Austin and Jesse Katsopolis. With personal vendettas driving all four competitors, this match is sure to leave the arena in ruins.   Plus, a high-stakes Six-Way Ladder Match offers a guaranteed Ambush Title Shot, a backstage party threatens to derail the night, and unexpected confrontations are sure to ignite new rivalries. What will happen when tensions boil over and surprises come from every corner?   With champions standing tall, challengers lurking, and chaos guaranteed, 1412 Wrestling Episode 44 promises to deliver unforgettable moments. Tune in to witness the madness unfold!    
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9 months ago
1 hour 37 minutes 4 seconds

The 1412 Wrestling: an absurd AI Wrestling Promotion
1412 Wrestling Episode 43: Buu/Busey/Sheik v Austin/Rodman/Hogan
Prepare for another wild night of unpredictability, chaos, and over-the-top action as 1412 Wrestling brings you Episode 43! This week’s lineup is packed with thrilling matches, bizarre confrontations, and intense rivalries that promise to keep you glued to your seat. Here's a sneak peek at some of the must-see action:   Stone Cold Steve Austin is Back in Action! The Texas Rattlesnake steps into the ring against a formidable opponent in Soda Popinski, in what promises to be a hard-hitting brawl. With his sights set firmly on the 1412 Championship, can Stone Cold build momentum, or will chaos get the better of him?   The Divas Championship is on the Line! Reigning champion Android 18 faces a fierce challenge from a former titleholder. Expect a fast-paced, high-stakes battle that could shift the balance of power in the Divas division.   A Bizarre #1 Contender's Match for the Competitive Eating Championship! Get ready for a spectacle as Cocaine Bear goes head-to-head with the smooth-talking Mac Tonight in an epic eating contest. Reigning champion Heffer Wolfe will be at the commentary desk, keeping a close eye on his next challenger.   An Explosive Main Event Six-Man Tag Match! Legends collide as Hulk Hogan, Stone Cold Steve Austin, and Dennis Rodman team up to take on the unpredictable trio of Majin Buu, Gary Busey, and Iron Sheik. With rivalries boiling over and tempers flaring, this match promises to end the night with a bang.   Tag Team Mayhem! Fan-favorites The Tick and Kevin McAllister join forces to take on the dangerous duo of Bebop & Rocksteady, with Shredder lurking at ringside. Can this unlikely pair outwit and overpower their ruthless opponents?     With unexpected twists, outrageous antics, and plenty of surprises in store, Episode 43 is shaping up to be a can't-miss event. Don’t miss all the action as the most unpredictable wrestling show on the planet delivers another unforgettable night!    
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10 months ago
1 hour 38 minutes 26 seconds

The 1412 Wrestling: an absurd AI Wrestling Promotion
1412 Wrestling Episode 42: Austin v Locke v Minotaur v Bars!
In Episode 42 of 1412 Wrestling, chaos reigns supreme as rivalries reach new heights and unexpected alliances form. The show kicks off with a surprising musical performance, setting the tone for an action-packed night. Tag Team Championships are on the line, and the competition is fierce as Gary Busey and Iron Sheik challenge the dominant duo of Michael Jordan and Scottie Pippen. The 1412 Divas Championship sees Android 18 take on Katharine Isabelle in a match that promises high stakes and even higher drama.   Throughout the night, backstage confrontations and outrageous segments keep the tension high, with shocking twists and turns that will leave fans on the edge of their seats. The main event features a chaotic #1 Contender’s Match, where Stone Cold Steve Austin, John Locke, Bars, and the Minotaur battle it out for a shot at Majin Buu’s 1412 Championship. With stables interfering left and right, anything can happen as these four competitors clash in an unforgettable showdown. Don’t miss the explosive aftermath, as alliances crumble and new feuds ignite, setting the stage for even more mayhem in 1412 Wrestling.
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10 months ago
1 hour 36 minutes 45 seconds

The 1412 Wrestling: an absurd AI Wrestling Promotion
1412 Wrestling Episode 41: Buu/Steiner/Spawn
In this week's episode of 1412 Wrestling, chaos reigns supreme as Majin Buu defends his 1412 Championship in a brutal triple threat main event against Scott Steiner and Nuclear Spawn. The night kicks off with a high-energy performance from Paula Abdul, setting the stage for a series of wild and unpredictable matches, including a Bar Room Brawl at Cheers, a foot race through Area 51, and a Madden 96 showdown between Tyrannosatan and The Sentient Dumpster. Tensions escalate as rivalries intensify, alliances shift, and unexpected surprises leave the audience on the edge of their seats. Don’t miss the madness that unfolds in Episode 41 of 1412 Wrestling!
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1 year ago
1 hour 59 minutes 7 seconds

The 1412 Wrestling: an absurd AI Wrestling Promotion
1412 Wrestling Episode 40: Austin v Buu
In the highly anticipated 40th episode of 1412 Wrestling, the action is more intense and unpredictable than ever. The night kicks off with a jaw-dropping performance by 50 Cent, setting the stage for a lineup of explosive matches and unexpected confrontations. Majin Buu defends his 1412 Championship against Stone Cold Steve Austin in a main event that promises to shake the very foundations of the 1412 Arena.   Throughout the episode, rivalries reach their boiling point as Scott Steiner clashes with Weed Killer, and Katharine Isabelle puts her Divas Championship on the line against Kimmy Gibbler. The night also features high-stakes tag team action with Scottie Pippen and Michael Jordan defending their titles, and a chaotic four-way battle where anything can happen. Plus, Bars takes his hatred of boiled eggs to a whole new level, while the Golf Cart crew and other unpredictable characters add to the mayhem.   With intense matches, shocking twists, and appearances from some of 1412 Wrestling's most eccentric and beloved stars, this episode is one you won’t want to miss. Tune in to witness the madness, mayhem, and non-stop action that only 1412 Wrestling can deliver!
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1 year ago
1 hour 46 minutes 51 seconds

The 1412 Wrestling: an absurd AI Wrestling Promotion
1412 Wrestling Episode 39: Bars v Austin
Get ready for an action-packed night at the 1412 Wrestling Arena as Episode 39 kicks off with a high-energy live performance from Aerosmith, setting the stage for an unforgettable evening. The night promises intense matchups, including Elmer Fudd declaring it’s “Hedgehog Season” as he takes on Sonic the Hedgehog, and a heated rivalry match between Joey Tribbiani and Chandler Bing that could change the dynamics of the TMNT forever.  The Tag Team Championships will be on the line as Michael Jordan and Scottie Pippen defend their titles against Bebe Rexha and Jackie Chan, accompanied by the full force of the Anti-Boiled Egg Brigade. The Divas Championship will see Katharine Isabelle, Lady Gaga, Pink Ranger, and DJ Tanner battling it out in a high-stakes contest.  Don’t miss the showdown between the Angry Video Game Nerd and Pepsi Man, or Elvis Presley taking on Jeff Jarrett in a grudge match. The Anti-Boiled Egg Brigade’s hatred of frosted cookies will be front and center as Cookie Monster seeks revenge against Cliff O'Malley. The night culminates in a thrilling main event where Stone Cold Steve Austin faces Bars with President Freddy Krueger as the special referee, and the winner gets a shot at Majin Buu's 1412 Championship. With Majin Buu joining the commentary team, expect fireworks and an explosive aftermath. Tune in for all this and more, including a backstage interview with the sentient dumpster and a pre-taped segment featuring a day in the life of Scott Steiner. Don’t miss Episode 39 of 1412 Wrestling for non-stop excitement and drama!
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1 year ago
1 hour 22 minutes 43 seconds

The 1412 Wrestling: an absurd AI Wrestling Promotion
1412 Wrestling Episode 38: Austin/Bars v Buu/Tyson
1412 Wrestling Episode 38 - Mayhem at Englishtown Flea Market   This week, 1412 Wrestling brings the chaos to the Englishtown Flea Market for an unforgettable night of action-packed matches and dramatic confrontations.    The evening kicks off with a truly outrageous performance by Jem & The Holograms, setting the tone for a night of high-octane entertainment. The commentary team, joined by ring announcer Daphne Blake, previews a stacked card featuring intense rivalries and unexpected twists.   In one of the night’s highly anticipated matches, The Real Ghostbusters face off against their nemesis, Vigo the Carpathian, in a 4-on-1 handicap match. Following his brutal backstage attack last week, Lord Zedd steps into the ring against Buzz Lightyear, who’s out for revenge.   Zombie Mike Tyson faces a unique challenge in a 3-on-1 handicap match against the Random Kid managed by Bobby Heenan, the Angry Video Game Nerd, and a moose. In a thrilling multi-man bout, Norm Peterson, John 4:20, Mewtwo, and Zack Morris compete in a four-way match, with plenty of outside interference expected.   The 1412 Competitive Eating Championship is on the line in a fried chicken eating contest featuring Cocaine Bear, Heffer Wolfe, and L.A. Beast. A heated debate between Mr. Feeny and the sentient dumpster promises intellectual fireworks, with plenty of interruptions from other 1412 Wrestling personalities.   In tag team action, Paula Abdul and Jason Voorhees defend their titles in a no disqualifications elimination match against multiple teams, including Aly & AJ, Bulk & Skull, Beavis & Butt-Head, and the legendary duo of Michael Jordan & Scottie Pippen. The Sword Fighting Championship is also up for grabs as The Tick defends against Gary Busey, who’s backed by the unruly Golf Cart stable.   Sonic the Hedgehog takes on wrestling journalist Dave Meltzer in a fast-paced match, with Elmer Fudd making a surprise appearance. The 1412 Stable Championship is contested between the reigning champions, Raphael, Donatello, Michelangelo, and Joey Tribbiani, and the cool yet villainous On Point Kings.   A star-studded six-man tag match sees Scott Steiner, Jim Cornette, and Jesse “The Body” Ventura clash with Vince Russo, Carl Winslow, and Steve Urkel. The night also features a massive 6 vs 6 elimination match between The Foot Clan and the Tanner Family, promising high drama and intense action.   In the main event, 1412 Champion Majin Buu teams up with Electabuzz to take on Stone Cold Steve Austin and Bars, accompanied by the entire Anti-Boiled Egg Brigade. With constant interference and combustible rivalries, this match is sure to end the night with a bang.   Don’t miss a moment of the mayhem at Englishtown Flea Market as 1412 Wrestling delivers another explosive episode filled with unforgettable moments and thrilling action. Tune in to see your favorite wrestlers go to war in the most outrageous setting yet!
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1 year ago
1 hour 50 minutes 16 seconds

The 1412 Wrestling: an absurd AI Wrestling Promotion
1412 Wrestling Episode 37: Buu v Austin v 18 v Tyson v Steiner v Vegeta
Preview of 1412 Wrestling Episode 37: Mayhem at Nickelodeon Studios Prepare for a night of electrifying action and unexpected twists as 1412 Wrestling invades Nickelodeon Studios for an unforgettable event! Episode 37, "Mayhem at Nickelodeon Studios," promises to deliver high-octane matches and jaw-dropping moments that will leave fans on the edge of their seats. The night kicks off with a pulse-pounding performance by As I Lay Dying, setting the tone for an evening packed with intense rivalries and high-stakes battles. The commentary team of Mr. Feeny, Jim Ross, Elvira, and Pauly Shore are ready to guide you through each thrilling match and storyline development. Witness the comedic yet competitive clash between Steve Urkel and Jesse "The Body" Ventura, followed by an unpredictable backstage segment featuring The Golf Cart crew led by Gary Busey. The 1412 Tag Team Championship match sees the Mega Powers face off against the reigning champions, Paula Abdul and Jason Voorhees, in a bout filled with drama and determination. Electabuzz takes on John Locke in a fast-paced encounter, while Ghostface and Dane Cook bring a mix of horror and humor to their match. The Anti Boiled Egg Brigade goes head-to-head with the Tanner Family in a brutal Steel Cage Match, pushing both teams to their limits. Stone Cold Steve Austin delivers a fiery backstage interview, setting the stage for the main event, while Lady Gaga and Ariana Grande take on Jay & Silent Bob in a spellbinding tag team encounter. Chaos reigns in a backstage brawl involving unexpected participants, and the night culminates in a six-way elimination match for the 1412 Championship. With Majin Buu defending his title against some of the toughest competitors in 1412 Wrestling, this main event is sure to be explosive. Tune in for all the action, surprises, and unforgettable moments that make 1412 Wrestling the wildest show on television!
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1 year ago
1 hour 46 minutes 7 seconds

The 1412 Wrestling: an absurd AI Wrestling Promotion
Welcome to the 1412 Wrestling, an absurd AI pro wrestling promotion