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The long awaited bonus cup finale is actually here. Thanks for the support for season 2!
Lyrics for BlunderCats in case anyone gives a jobby:
Blunder cats are on the move
Blunder cats are loose
Feel the magic, feel the roar (roar)
Blunder cats are loose
Blunder blunder blunder blunder cats
Nee owww beer owww neeee owwwww!
Blunder blunder blunder blunder cats
Nee owww beer owww neeee owwwww!
Steppin outta the shadows, into the light
Blunder is here with his red grading pen
With an ear for a story and in no mood for shyte
Substitute Blunder is here again (again!)
Blunder blunder blunder blunder cats
Nee owww beer owww neeee owwwww!
Mr Teacher said fuhk no and bailed
Mr Blunder said fuhk yeah and this ship set sail!
Blunder cats are on the move
Blunder cats are loose
He's got too many children and can't get no sleep
But still hands out the A grades
Don't think he's a pushover though because...
HE LOBS UNGRADEDS LIKE THEIR HAND GRENADES!
Blunder blunder blunder blunder cats
Nee owww beer owww neeee owwwww!
Blunder blunder blunder blunder cats
Nee owww beer owww neeee owwwww!
SEASON ONE RYAN WON
SEASON TWO RYAN WON
BONUS CUP RYAN WON
SO EVERYONE ELSE SHOVE IT UP THEIR BUMMM!
Blunder cats are on the move
Blunder cats are loose
Feel the magic, feel the roar (roar)
Blunder cats are loose
*****
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What a finale! Here are the lyrics for 'A Bee Done It':
Pants came down
Knob fell out
People screamin
Runnin all about
It weren't my fault bruv ya got to believe me
I had to pull my pants down mate a bee stung my weeny (weeny)
I was transporting it back to its hive
Shoved it down my pants not gonna lie
What shocked me is it stung my bell end
Not the shaft or either of my nutsacks
Just the bell end mate it hurt like a butt slap (butt slap)
Pants came down
Knob fell out
People screamin
Runnin all about
The manager from boots called the cops
before i knew it i was surrounded
i was screamin "please have mercy my knob's took a pounding" (pounding)
They didn't care, told me to pull up my underwear
I said mate, are you having a laugh
You seen the size of my knob it looks like a giraffe
It's all swollen yeah from the bee sting
ain't you been listening bruv it's all I've been sayin
Pants came down
Knob fell out
People screamin
Runnin all about
Look, bottom line is the cops opened fire
I screamed "a bee done it, I'm not a liar!"
shot grazed my knob, shot grazed my gob
i got real scared man, started prayin to god
Cops ran out of bullets so i took my chance
boarded the ferry to calais, france
in france it's great: nudity is fine
it won't go on my record as another sex crime (sex crime)
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Pretty easy to imagine the future it turns out.
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The scoreboard gets TENSE in the penultimate episode.
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Things get very Sopranos this week.
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Getting alllll futuristic this week.
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See you in hell, candy boys!
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It's about to get James Bondy.
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Yes, we did accidently upload episode 6 last week instead of episode 5. Oops.
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With Mr Teacher now retired, in steps Mr Substitute Teacher...
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Mr Substitute Teacher tried to give us an easy one this week but we made a meal of it tbh.
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It gets emotional this week with Pixar shorts and a special announcement.
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Mr Substitute Teacher attempts to get the boys to write about his favourite subject: history.
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Absolute carnage this week as the boys struggle with the assignment.
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This is huge. This. Is. Huge. This episode contains the highest grade ever awarded on Small Fictions.
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Three beautiful stories about modern romance.
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Absolutely brilliant stuff from Alex this week.
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Oh what an episode. Mr Teacher wanted three stories about slippers and boy did he get it. Horrendous disgusting descriptions throughout.
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This season we're bringing you 2 episodes per week! On Fridays we go crazy with Substitute Teach Mr Alan Blunder. This week we serve up 3 steaming hot stories about Tolkien-esque Fantasy.
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We're back with a brand new season! In episode one we've got three brand new comedy stories for you about New Beginnings.
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