What a finale! Here are the lyrics for 'A Bee Done It':

Pants came down

Knob fell out

People screamin

Runnin all about

It weren't my fault bruv ya got to believe me

I had to pull my pants down mate a bee stung my weeny (weeny)

I was transporting it back to its hive

Shoved it down my pants not gonna lie

What shocked me is it stung my bell end

Not the shaft or either of my nutsacks

Just the bell end mate it hurt like a butt slap (butt slap)

Pants came down

Knob fell out

People screamin

Runnin all about

The manager from boots called the cops

before i knew it i was surrounded

i was screamin "please have mercy my knob's took a pounding" (pounding)

They didn't care, told me to pull up my underwear

I said mate, are you having a laugh

You seen the size of my knob it looks like a giraffe

It's all swollen yeah from the bee sting

ain't you been listening bruv it's all I've been sayin

Pants came down

Knob fell out

People screamin

Runnin all about

Look, bottom line is the cops opened fire

I screamed "a bee done it, I'm not a liar!"

shot grazed my knob, shot grazed my gob

i got real scared man, started prayin to god

Cops ran out of bullets so i took my chance

boarded the ferry to calais, france

in france it's great: nudity is fine

it won't go on my record as another sex crime (sex crime)

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