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E13: All Ussal Crabs Go To Heaven
This episode was recorded on Nausicaä's Bluetooth mic, like a dumbass. Sorry for how she sounds.
Episode recorded in May 2023, last of the backlog episodes
Episode 7: The Mata Nui Online Game, but the AI Is Self-Aware
(episode recorded in May 2023, as the incredibly topical British monarchy jokes will show)
Breakroom 95 Theses
Charles’ Coronation
Regular Hessian vs. Canadian Revolutionary
Taipu and Nausicaä Experience the Beauty of Le-Koro
Blue Mask Gender Thesis
it is with heavy heart that I must announce: we did not do an “of course you have a blue mask and pronouns” joke, but we should’ve.
Kongu Backstory
Gukko Piloting
Dinotopia Reminisces
the skybax rider game has later been confirmed to be a dream
Lewa’s Calm Me Down From Possession Kink
Taipu’s Transgender Allegory
Spraying Kids With The Podcast Hose
Tren Krom Mind Break
The Toa Mata Hold An Intervention
Nac Mac Feegle Gender vs. Matoran Gender/Tiffany Aching’s Bionicles
Nokama’s Vtuber Gimmick
Makuta and the Franklin Expedition
we have now both since watched the terror
Do Bionicles Cook?
The Ultimate Question
Bionicle Amaat
We Learn About the Great Spirit
Incredible Crab Violence
Maryland v. Maritimes
Canceled For Crab Crimes
Kinnie Nui
Moushley and Stuart Little
Revachol-Metru
Tantalizing Glimpses of Bionicle Cuisine
The Jeb Bush of Mata Nui
Crab-Based Horrors Within Our Comprehension
Trans-Supportive Whenua
Kapura Autism Powers
The Chronicler’s (Autistic) Company
THE TOA ARE HERE
Disquisition on Bionicle Yuri v. Yaoi
Every Matoran And Also Nausicaä Is Gay For Gali
Live Reporting From The MNOG Trenches, 1:51:00 to 2:01:30
Thigh Gaps, But Not In The Way You Think
Bionicle Philosophy
Makuta Is Medium-Aware
ET IN ARCADIA VRISKA
We Both Get Really Emotional About The End Of MNOG
Not April Fools, we are actually back. for real. (The episode was recorded April 2023)
Topics of discussion
Emma’s Pronouns
Political Cave Paintings
Bohrok 9 and Toa Sisko
Spades Flirting
Nausicaä’s Nuva Cube
Bohrok Reparative Justice
The Bohrok-Kal Know The Roman Alphabet
Of Course You Have Nuva Armor and Pronouns
Humanstuck Kopaka/Kopaka Initiative/Kopaka Big Naturals
Bionicle Eggs
Game Udders
*Palpatine voice* I love video games.
Makuta: A Scary Rock
Tahu’s Footprints On The Beach
Nausicaä’s Underground Experiences
Po-Koro Souvenirs
Onu-Matoran iPad
Bionicle Power Bash Chicken Strips
Mata Nui Economics Returns
Crab Polish
The Bottoms of Po-Koro
Bed Hardness Discourse
Po-Koro Deals With COVID
Waiting For Pohatu; AKA, Naus Gets Lost In A Video Game
God’s Skin
Ta-Koro Jazzercise
The Takuafication of Harry Dubois
Early Film of Pohatu
Takua’s Horoscope
Naus Enjoys A Mine
The Hit The Bricks Pohatu
In this episode, the Bohrok do a lot of mundane domestic tasks
We bring up a certain Anishinaabe spirit, the name of which is taboo and which has been heavily appropriated and spread around pop culture around 00:07:20 briefly (it's obvious in context what it is); we went with bleeping it out but are open to other solutions/suggestions.
In today's episode, the bohrok arc starts, and things begin to get weird Disclaimers: unreality from 0:28:45 to 0:32:00, brief discussions of suicidal ideation and voluntary hospitalization around 0:51:00, some discussion of empathy vs. ACAB from 1:30:30 to 1:34:00.
In today's episode, we talk a lot about combiner models, and make a lot of twitter jokes that were topical when this was recorded in November 2022
(The absolutely wild Kaita "building Instructions")
Disclaimers: at 0:33:15, we briefly use the term "word salad"; we became aware after recording that this is a term used in the diagnosis of schizophrenia and not necessarily something to throw around casually. We also discuss drugs around 1:49:00.
-Toa Nudity Taboo
-The Talking Studio Heads Killers
-Heavily Armed MILF
-We Go Insane About Fusion As Intimacy
-Jeff Bezos Loses His Solid Gold Hau
-Stan Kelly’s Patreon
-Amoral Masks
-Crab Fight
-Overanalyzing The Toa Kaita
-Wet Rahkshi Art
-Kaita Face Fingers
-The Mysterious Kaita Text
-Ancient Nigerian Warrior v. Street Samurai
-Toa of Ginger Ale
-An Extended Discussion Of A:TLA Metaphysics
-Oil Slick Gali
-Meatballs Of Unimaginable Historical Value
-Jungian Shadow Selves
-Young Emma Discovers Tropes
-Pohatu’s Anxiety Gets Textually Confirmed
-Pohatu Has To Babysit The Kopaklings
-Naus Talks About Her Disco Elysium Fanfic
-Andy McDonald Rides For Bionicle
-Baffling Turaga Ads
-Bionicle Dick Headcanons
-Bionicle Prom
-Treespeak TikTok Dialect
-Bionicle Power Bash
-Status Of Twitter, For The Historical Record
-Dresden Codak Digression
-Erik(a) Mo(e)n(a)
-Miru Boots
-The Last We Shall Ever Tell
-Turaga Scrying Pools
-Slutty Riker
-Ad Spot For Caves of Qud
-- Canada-Nui and Oregon-Wahi
-- Anglish
-- Historical Warriors: Maori vs. Normans
-- Filipino Bionicle
-- Podcasting Mechs
-- Friend of the Podcast Ad Spot
-- MeUndies Prevent You From Going Into A Coma
-- Do Bionicles Eat?
-- Taxonomy Exercises
-- Tentacular Vibe
-- Verse-Jumping Into The Berenstein Timeline
-- Exploding Fruit
-- Bionicle Mouthparts
-- An Extended Dunk On Doug TenNapel
-- The Metaphysics of Bionicle Coral
-- Tahu's Genuinely Upsetting Amnesia
-- Black Rod
-- Dume Tweets Covfefe
-- Blue Check Twitter Libs of Metru Nui
-- Do Bionicles Dream?
-- Doronai Nui Implants A Word Into Nausicaä's Brain
-- By The Great Spirit Mata Nui, I Just Want To Dig
-- Lewa The Podcaster
-- Matoran Writing
-- Do Bionicles Piss?
-- Whenua Sets Reasonable Expectations
-- Gali's Hubris
-- The Lucky Sand Tarakava
-- Pohatu's A Great Guy
-- Kopaka Isn't
-- Bionicle Anime Schoolgirls
-- Pohatu and Kopaka's Meetcute
-- Do Bionicles Have Love Triangles?
-- Kopaka Is Batman
-- Reverse Empath
-- Tahu's Cool Flip
-- Makuta's Tiny Mask Kit
-- Problem-Solving
-- Do Bionicles Breath?
-- Do Bionicles Have Ears?
-- Twitter Can't Leave Me For Chelsea Manning
-- Strong Bad's Lathe Of Heaven
-- Marvel Quips
-- Bionicles Don't Go To The Department Store
-- Onua: 0_0