Sorry that you can hear both of us clicking on our goddamn mice throughout this. Discussion topics:

• Alcohol LARPing
• Airplane Podcasting
• Bionicle In Louisiana
• We Address The Acadian Expulsion
• Why Vahki Have Bone In It
• The Existential Horror of Being a Teenager
• The Time Tunnel
• The Matoran Walk Into A Trap
• Turaga Frederick of Prussia-Koro
• Figuring Out What To Do With Adulthood
• WHAT DO YOU DO IN YOUR HOUSE
• Archimedes’ Conundrum
• Matoran Board Games
• “I’m Not Going To Shoot You For A Newbery Medal”
• Nuparu Bioengineering
• Offscreen Toxic Yuri
• The Metru Nui Social Ladder
• The Klingon Scientist Problem
• Rahkshi Recontextualization
• The Teenage Loneliness Tunnels
• Beth of the Author
• Trans-inclusive sports misogynist
• Teenager’s First Betrayal
• The Demon Zoo
• Mark Twain v. William of Baskerville
• Illusions Guy Matau
• Planning to Outwit Shapeshifters, Fair Folk, and Walruses
• Or All the Seas with Oysters
• The Sea Was Wet as Wet Could Be
• Elementary Translation
• Metru Nui Public Transit
• Nuju, Peacemaker By Grump
• A Surprise Girl That Will Help Us Later
• The Sub-Urbanites