This episode has me, speaking, lowkey crying, recording shit in a single take because I couldn’t really do the second one. LOL.
Hash, hasn’t it been a roller coaster? We certainly did have the ups and the downs, the ups were glorious and without your support, I wouldn’t have been able to grow out my hair. Thank you so much, beautiful humans/celestials/ghost++ who have heard me through what's almost a day’s worth of recording(or more, I haven't calculated it yet.)
Thank you for existing, it was a beautiful journey.
Here lies, In the Memory of the Goldfish.
We really miss Ploutos, the pussy who was my closest friend, the reason for joy, and an adorer of balls(his own.)
Prompt- What what what?
In this episode we talk about finding headless pictures, racism against vehicles(paperism), and falling trees. The main story today is about the Annabelle doll and "The Crying Boy" painting hauntings.
It's the last episode! Yay. See you in the first week August.
Prompt- Be you.
Hello! Welcome to the second last episode of season one, where Koi talks about rescuing sex dolls and related to a 'cancelled' journalist of sorts. The case we will talk about is the disappearance of the 5 Sodder children.
Mail your listener's validation stories at koi@madebynephics.com.
Prompt- How to make a whole episode with suspense?
A girl deciding to become a vampire after a dragon and a man who went inside a whale, which can become a scene for a good script. In the 25th Episode Koi talks about the Trans-Allegheny Lunatic asylum and the 100 dumb ways to get convicted there. Oh, we also have funeral strippers. So good luck listening to this one.
Prompt- THE UNIVERSE IS AGAINST ME THE GHOST OF THIS CULT LEADER IS HERE.
On the 24th episode Koi covers cookies which address "Sorry for shagging your husband," bans on spanks and little mummified humanoids. As the case, he discusses the cult called Love Has Won or 5DFullDisclosure who's leader Amy Carlson was found dead this year, in April.
Koi says "Mercury retrograde, oh god, save me, this episode took so much effort to get here. I am not kidding, I am annoyed."
Thank you for tuning in here!
Prompt- What's next on the world tour?
In this episode, we have (nearly) naked Florida women, A tea stirred with genitals. In Out of the Blue, Koi decides to roll out preserved heads, colonialism, and his general incompetence, for the main story, we cover the Poveglia Island in Italy and its polite little ghosts. Give it a listen, Koi is tryna fix his sleeping schedule.
In this Gathering, the readers wanted to curse Koi to death, but Koi decided to read out loud the curse such that everyone who listens to it also dies. Death supremacy.
Tune in to the Listeners' Validation Gathering Three and get your share of validation.
The next one is up on 29th June, hopefully, send in your mails at koi@madebynephics.com
Prompt- What is wrong with society and how to fish it over properly?
Dolphins are getting high! Yes, that's the highlight of the whole thing, along with a couple eating cat food because apparently, it's "lovely." Along with this Koi rants a little, like a lot, and talks about the guardians of the Scots, the Picts. The case we cover today is that La Mataviejitas or Juana Barraza, the female serial killer who murdered old women and got a song for her deeds. Listen. To. This.
Prompt- How make a lowkey not so paranormal but still a paranormal episode?
In this episode, Koi covers the case of the deaths of the hackers in Khamar Daban range in Siberia, and in out of the covered the Aokigahara or the Suicide Forest of Japan. He also talks about a girl with a very very specific type and the woman who threw her own corpse and almost got arrested.
Prompt- Your eyes are burning because of sleep deprivation, what do you do?
Okaaay, it's the case of Bain family murders from New Zealand that is haunting this episode. There wasn't anything amazingly weird in this episode, other than Koi in “deep shit.” We will talk about paralytic recoveries, slimy gooey things which one can lick, and reincarnation. It's a chill episode.
Also, the next listeners gathering is in line! May 29th, send in your stories on koi@madebynephics.com
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Prompt- How to recover from the Listeners’ Gathering?
An otter eating Koi worth 1000€, and no, we aren't smuggling part of Koi as animal food. In this episode, Koi talks about the Ammon’s haunting, or the House of 200 Demons, and goes on to talk about how the word Demon in itself is problematic and should be frowned upon. More things he decided to bring up are a teenager in a retirement house and a mom with an "onlyfans"(we stan, you go kween.)
Now, go listen to it, you better. Bye!
Prompt- Nothing.
NOTHING.
Prompt- Why are some men called “male chauvinist pigs”?
Prince Harry, the Chief Impact Officer, otherwise known to the Japanese as ‘dick,’ and an international ring of toy smugglers, and traveling vaginas, along with some serious talkies, that’s basically what populates this opulent episode. That just rhymed, we aren't sure if that bit makes any sense.
In this episode, Koi covers the Chicago Ripper Crew or the murders of 18 women by the hands/psychological manipulation of Robin Gecht.
Hold tight as we don’t have a Validation episode yet, stay tuned to see what happens. Oh! Yeah, there’s a moaning song in the ending. Enjoy.
Prompt- How many dead people do you want? -smiles-
Hey! Welcome to the more or less the most unstable episode yet, witness Koi's brain shutting down in 7 different ways as he reports about the haunted Leap Castle in Ireland. In the fishy news, he covers the 1 million counterfeit bill and a naked Canadian, following suit the semen-filled rains of Africa. Yeah, it's new, it's weirder.
Prompt- Reasons not to have kids.
Chopping testicles and family, yes, that’s basically the most favorite human pastimes, still wanna tune into the episode? Koi covers the Twilight Murders of England, where the teenage murders- Kim Edwards and Lucas Markham killed Elizabeth Edwards and Katy Edwards. In Out of the Blue, we know that Koi is a probable bugging serial killer and the fox spirits are, well, foxy.
Hop on! It’s a free rollercoaster.
Prompt- What is that which is pretty and built on the dead? The United States.
Cucumbers where they don’t belong, thieves sleeping and aging 60 years in two hours, yup, that is it. Welcome to the ‘light’ episode of In the Memory of the Goldfish, where Koi forgets to speak slowly and legibly. Today he covers the story of the infamous lake Lanier in Georgia and happens to pick up the theme from the previous Out of the Blue.
Tune in to go mad, slightly. The podcast is available everywhere to grace your ears, if you like the podcast, write a review, if you don’t like us, tell us about it. Send in your real-life incidents to koi@madebynephics.com for the second Listener’s Validation Gathering, the episode will be aired on the 29th of April 2021. K. Bye.
Prompt- Why is murder illegal?
In this episode, koi is back into BDSM, well, not him, but a Louisiana “man of the cloth” along with cotton swabs in people’s anuses. In out the blue, Koi talks about Dream Invasion and its possible relation to, wait for it, aliens. Though he’ll cover the whole thing somewhere in the distant future. For the story, he covers the rape of Mary Vincent at the hands of Lawrence Singleton.
Resources for rape survivors -
Sit back, take a mug of “I am worthy tea” and listen to Koi, validating people. Hah. Just Kidding, welcome to the first Listeners’ Validation Gatherings. In this one, Koi rewrites the reality of John/JS, the one who met the crone.
Along with this, we get to know the 5 Goldfish of the Month/Golden Goldfish and, that's a wrap. See you next on 29th April, 2021.
To be featured, send your stories as koi@madebynephics.com or reach out to koi on Instagram and Twitter at @koionair.
Prompt- What's worse, murder by an axe or using the perfume axe?
Koi ended with his two-part out of the blue in this episode and more clues on his conspiracy theory that all missing people are basically CIA mess-ups. We have a lazy walrus who is on a continental drift and people changing their names to fish, nope, it's not news about Koi. For the story, Koi covers the Villisca Axe Murders.
Prompt- How to make travel, especially nature retreats a dreadful experience?
This episode has something new, something hot and something spicy, Koi covers his first conspiracy theory, the Project Pegasus, this episode is the first of the multi-part series on time travel, teleportations, and the wonders, in the out of the blue section. Just when you thought the podcast couldn’t get any crazier, it does, we star a man who's ‘thick as a brick’ and a curious Australian serpent. For the story, Koi covers the case of the Lost Girls of Panama- Kris Kremers and Lisanne Froon.
The podcast is available everywhere to grace your ears, if you like the podcast, write a review, if you don’t like us, tell us about it. Send in your real-life incidents to koi@madebynephics.com as we are launching the Listener’s Validation episode series, the first episode will be aired on the 29th March 2021. K. Bye.
