Prompt- What's worse, murder by an axe or using the perfume axe?

Koi ended with his two-part out of the blue in this episode and more clues on his conspiracy theory that all missing people are basically CIA mess-ups. We have a lazy walrus who is on a continental drift and people changing their names to fish, nope, it's not news about Koi. For the story, Koi covers the Villisca Axe Murders.