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a hot ‘n’ ready episode, just for you! jake talks having “ocpt,” his trip to arkansas, the sacred concept of “y’allidarity,” some absolute madness from his hometown of springtown, a madman principal from dallas, a christian nightmare death metal christ karen, why carly rae jepsen is a messenger for the antichrist, and we check in on the mormons.
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jake gets right back into it after a long hiatus, explaining “summer jake,” why johnny dip and amber turd should both be gulagged, a legal embattlement with the city of d*llas, the absurdity of the uvalde responses by the demons who run texas, why under no circumstances should teachers be armed, why you shouldn’t drink battery acid (psa), or support this canadian church that crucifies iron man, jack sparrow, and more to spread the gospel.
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we’re back and better than ever folks! jake delivers a jam-packed episode about going back to teaching, refutes the practice of teachers policing bathroom breaks, the personal joy he gleans from freaking out teenagers, the Paris Texas dress code loophole, some wild school board hearings (racism “teaching kids to be gay,” Orange County worried about them dam communist, and a woman who’s worried about the CDC turning schools into camps), the cursed crate challenge, and introduces a new segment: public freakout court! the defendants: why to not wear a russia shirt in the ukraine, a very lost trumpy boy, and a masterclass in how to handle a karen.
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we’re back! after an exclusive t-pain musical number, jake regales us with a tale of hippies, rednecks, wildlife, rapids, and a beautiful concert experience. did some real white people shit in the woods and (barely) lived to tell about it. then i deliver that hot-off-the-press news that’s important: a monkeypox outbreak, 10,000 wooden penises, the anti-sex bed hoax, a goose freakout, a facebook murder confession, shark “negative encounters,” and a 28 million dollar scheduling conflict. thanks for listening!
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hey my dudes dallas’ number one independent podcast is back and better than ever. jake talks about his new home, recalls the time he passed out in a tattoo shop, reviews some christian nightmares (god hates video games, a stupid pastor shirt, flying jesus, pat robertson’s flamin’ hot take on CRT, modest is hottest), brings some blessings from tiktok (D.L. T3rd, OBTWill, harold enjoying father’s day, the hyep guy, just a guy with a new beard, the texas law about dildos, an extra-toothed freakout) and speaks on perhaps the news that’s most important: free britney.
weeeeee're back babies, happy horsefeathers friday! after shamelessly getting your attention, jake rambles about moving, senior pranks, tales from driving uber, a lady fighting a bear bare-handed, new laws aimed at teachers (and why they won't work), amazon doing more amazon shit (and getting ready to ship you weed), peppa pig being banned in australia, and some of our favorite tiktoks: Hehe texting clarification, the michael jordan of moonshine, my tik tok friend carl wilson, creepy Christiantok, and a grammy-worthy cover of "deja vu" by epicgaminggrandma.
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happy horsefeathers saturday! jake talks a little bit of teacher appreciation shenanigans, hesitancy to make summer plans, the first tardy to be given post-covid, the superiority of joggers over all other pants, the abject absurdity of "criminal minds," how he's wayyy hotter than the guy who's trying to steal his wife, things are (unexpectedly!) getting wild at kid rock's big ass honky tonk & rock 'n' roll steakhouse, the demons that run louisiana are acting like demons, lawmakers acting like children, and the mummified mother god (rip).
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this episode has it all, folks. jake talks how his RAT BASTARD of a neighbor is trying to steal his wife, what to do when a bobcat attacks, freakin' snobs judging people for their dietary choices, a nyc mayoral candidate teaches us how to run a tight ship with our kids, the plight of the very good (if misunderstood) boi major biden, and wishing david hogg well in his life post-pillow fight with mike pillow.
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what up we're back after a brief hiatus with some rip roarin' content folks. after describing his current look as "approachable charles manson," jake rambles about post-covid airports, fat iguanas, conspiratorially inclined taxi drivers, a "gust of wind" that blew a giant ship off course, another set of reasons why we should saw florida off the continent and let it drift into the sea, RIP jessica walter aka lucille bluth, amazon's attempts to subjugate the human race, and a palate-cleansing story about some chill af rhinos.
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we’re back my duuuuuuuuuuudes and jake is talking all sorts of nonsense about kid-punching youth pastors, the absurd implication that our students are in an way “behind,” how he’ll probably be fine if he gets the ‘rona, how everyone loves telling their wisdom teeth story (then tells his wisdom teeth story), encourages strangers to come cough in his mouth, and gets into some news that’s important: twitter adding a paid feature (plus a sneak peak of potential paid tweets from jake), you should definitely ask some questions when your dog walker gets shot, the ill-advised attempt to automate k-9 units, and how the potato head controversy is just a ploy to sell your children more plastic.
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a classic episode of your favorite podcast! jake is cooped up with his family on a “snow” day and sits down to talk how terrible texans are at driving in adverse conditions, recounts being walked in on in the bathroom at work (along with all of the ethical questions that come with such misfortune), lays a framework for his budding fitness imfluencing career after reading an email from an interested (if grossly misinformed) new influencing platform, shows you this video of the world's least chill professor, talks the suberbowl and that weeknd fella, implores you to join the rallying cry of #freebritney, and explains one of many reasons why craig ferguson was the best late night host and the ones that are left kinda suck.
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an action-packed, extra long episode! jake talks his recent misadventures in donating to goodwill (never again), the satisfaction that comes with seeing rich people cry, the physical impossibility of trying to make sense of the stock market, some techniques and reminders for prepping, cooking, plating, and serving the rich for your next dinner party, and a spicy news that’s important including: a call-in from our horsefeathers gaming correspondent Shay to give insight into the newest cyberpunk scandal (leave keanu alone!), why you shouldn’t leave your octogenarian, racist aunt in charge of your cemetery, revisiting the loudest/longest blink, creepy congressman wants to look at your kids' junk, and meanwhile, in science: anal swabs!
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it’s a little late but worth the wait! jake talks getting triggered by a ted cruz sign, breaking new ground by doing the first ever (probably) standing podcast, the health horrors that await long-term sitters according to webmd, and a thiccq section of news that’s important: a brief overview of inauguration performances, garth brooks’ chaotic hair game, the trump pardon list and jilting of the tiger king, someone needs to be checking on ben affleck, gweneth paltrow’s bootleg exploding vagina candles (celebrities: they’re just like us!), and under a new segment “meanwhile, in science…” we cover pablo escobar’s lasting hippo legacy and of course, take a DEEP, DEEP dive into the exciting discovery of a “perfect” and “unique” dinosaur butthole.
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it’s our greatest episode yet! jake’s flying solo as he rambles about Texas “snow,” leaving skateboarding kids alone, the totally clear and not at all confusing rollout of the vaccine, the dicey campaign to make America read again, and some news that’s important: the international scandal surrounding joe the pigeon, more talk of aliens searching (in vain) for intelligent life, and something to make conspiracy theorists worldwide shit their britches.
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well push me down and mace me, it’s a new episode! jake rants with marshall about the fiasco at the capital. this ep has it all: people losing their jobs, in-studio screams, revolutionary karens, both amen AND a woman, this fuckin’ guy, influencer baby (or baybi) beefs, and so much more!
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for this very special first episode of 2021, we're joined by our first guest co-host, the lovely MRS. horsefeathers herself, lauren! recorded live from our marital bed! SCANdalous! we reflect on the year and talk putting pressure on the holidays, dodging unrealistic expectations, surviving vs. thriving, people trying to expose a white woman who's trying to be spanish but is, in fact, kinda spanish, and we include a close reading of 2009's biggest cultural achievement: "boom boom pow" by the black eyed peas.
thanks for listening! here's to surviving another year.
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episode 25! like the 25th! like christmas! it's a miracle! jake's alone again as he works out the possibility that the holidays aren’t so cheerful for some folks, driving in adverse conditions, cursed work holiday traditions (including the cursed “pajama day” and zoom work parties), whether lord of the rings is a christmas movie, and some news that important: the LIFE CHANGING stimulus check coming to a grateful proletariat, a mall santa who needs a damn reality check, and we lend vocal support to young trevor, a fella who just wants to have awesome nails.
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welcome back sweet marshall! we spend some time catching up, talking raising puppies and pigs, the busted macy’s thanksgiving day parade, making our kids watch “big mouth” instead of having the talk, dinosaur boners, marshall’s trip to the penis museum, and then we get into some news that’s important: the cursed marriage of florida needs and oklahoma ingenuity, come godforsaken idea called “vaccination tourism,” the hungarian right making some political missteps, and bob dylan sells out “selling out.” we end with an impassioned plea for the executives at spotify to kindly eat bags full of glass until they pay artists fairly. enjoy!
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hey dudes did you survive thanksgiving?? we're talking little joys of dog ownership, reaching out to our international listeners, giving you what you really came here for: fitness advice, getting yelled at by coaches, we ask the burning question: can you catch a cold form being cold? seeing dog farts, keeping your droplets to yourself, longing for the before times, mountain lions infiltrating dallas, santa's innate immunity, and much more!
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