it’s a little late but worth the wait! jake talks getting triggered by a ted cruz sign, breaking new ground by doing the first ever (probably) standing podcast, the health horrors that await long-term sitters according to webmd, and a thiccq section of news that’s important: a brief overview of inauguration performances, garth brooks’ chaotic hair game, the trump pardon list and jilting of the tiger king, someone needs to be checking on ben affleck, gweneth paltrow’s bootleg exploding vagina candles (celebrities: they’re just like us!), and under a new segment “meanwhile, in science…” we cover pablo escobar’s lasting hippo legacy and of course, take a DEEP, DEEP dive into the exciting discovery of a “perfect” and “unique” dinosaur butthole.

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