For some reason the MP3 Uploaded was a series of jungle cats in heat, the correct audio for episode 40 should be up now!
Happy New Year everybody! Thank you for listening.
All the show notes were reset, and I'm too tired to rewrite it all, but enjoy anywhere, youtube version should be up in 24h.
We recorded this episode a couple weeks back, and don't mention it this episode at all. Love you.
In Today's Episode (Video available on youtube.com/@HAHAKILLMEPODCAST):
-Justin's news gets even gooder
-Epstein talk naturally leads into Sam Bankman-Fried NOT making an appearance on today's episode, but Sal does try to participate in the FTX/Crypto Convo like the big boy he is. We then go into who has been affected by the recent crypto crash.
-Uncomfortable Jobs
-Sal realizes live he's wasted his time using bing.
-Succession isn't Billions, San Diego may have a new secret billionaire.
-We've all noticed "smart talk" face in people, and we need to call it out on site from now on.
-And this wouldn't be an HHKM episode if there weren't videogame talk at some point throughout the episode.
-Justin claims to finally want to spend money on games, supporting Dwarf Fortress, Binding of Isaac, and a few other game's he's once pirated, and enjoyed.
-It is recommended by Justin, and his friends to not get arrested in North Korea, or Saudi Arabia, because not even the "A-embassy" can help you.
-Vintage Pro-tips on how to ship drugs 20 years ago.
THANK YOU FOR LISTENING TO OUR RAMBLES!
*apologies for late start to video*
*APOLOGIES FOR BUTT HAPPENINGS*
*EXPLICIT*
The Universe conspires to give Justin a break.
Sal goes to 6 Flags for the first time, and goes through a haunting.
Sal dreamsa sci-fi premise he will only remember at a later time when editing this episode.
Justin gets "admonished" in court, and Sal will explain a thing for the title will make sense later
Hints at Sal's comedic origins as we discover the improv group that started him on this dark path. And why it's his only hope for getting (90s era) "it."
The guys reminisce about their first blowjays (feel free to not write in about your story).
Birthday fucks, are they guaranteed, and do they count as a gift?
Steamdeck-emulator talk, and a bit more knife-twisting on Battlefail 2042.
We realize this may accidentally be an all tech ep, we learn to love it. Resident Evil 8 introduced a VR mode where a vampire MILF chases you down for tickles, right?
Someone made Salvador watch Dahmer, and find out if it changed him (spoiler: no.)
Which trophies are worth keeping?
Scorn finally came out, and turned out to be...
Justin molds Sal into a better pirate.
Yup, definitely a techy episode.
Kicking off with nVidia gaming talk, this episode was recorded shortly after the 4000 series GPU reveal, and as always we gawk at the numbers, and the potential. Does double the power draw = double the fun? Do they got DLSSing lips?
We find out more about Don's origin, and how he got a glass eye. Spoiler, he had it coming. Also, does one only bully the father's half of the kids?
Sal's old work pals reconnect for a bit: "Weed like to grow up"+ Vax Facting.
"how any fact can be made scary"
Sal met a child killer, and how his dad competed in the Dad-league hide and seek championships.
My notes say "baby gifts," so I'm writing "baby gifts."
Apologies for the munching in the beginning that was the result of me trying to cram too many things in at once. Shouldn't last too long. We also had a few audio hiccups, and I had to censor a thing or two because it was probably the honorable thing to do... uuuggghhh!
Justin's Saga continues, and leaves us all a bit bewildered just a short time after a fleeting victory. Yet we persist! Tip: "Lawyer up. Just do it." - Nike
Peppered in with a little bit of video game talk, and some more venting from Sal. And of course, the ever annoying/welcome runthrough of a few premises.
Sal left a place because he's sensitive, or his friend is rude, maybe both!
In this episode: Nervous shidding, or something better?
Sal meets Don.
The long-sight preceding parenting.
Inviting friends to work.
Not every uncle is family!
In this episode:
Therapy boners, and religious upbringings: How friends taught us about sex before our parents even had a chance to. The rush of a sneaky Metal Gear Jerkoff, and anyone else remember AIM?
Dog Vets, and Cat AIDS
Justin goes to (night?) court, and it gives him and his kids just a lil baby anxiety. And Sal learns the enemy of his enemy, is his aunt.
Squand was a thing, and GAK has an easy recipe to replicate (elmers, water, borax, food coloring), and Nickelodeon's resident weirdo...
Peppered in some Don't Worry Darling Gossip, and dished on King Charles' gross sausage fingers. Also, what in the Last of Us, are mushroom nails?
Sal drops his local greasy spoon of choice, and Justin absolutely fucks up a ghost.
Googling around idiots, and the court supports my cohort!
Heya friends, and long time listeners, if you've been following Justin's post-family saga, you may appreciate where Justin's head is at by the end of the episode. Felt good listening to the edit, because I was worried for the kids, and also that I was pushing my buddy too hard.
...but don't worry about a too-heavy episode, because we of course go tangential, and end up talking about nerdy stuff.
Thank you for listening, and be well!
Congratulations to Christian and Abby Juan on their nuptuals!
Medical books, & high arched feet, Biden Back to School Bucks, and Louis See. Cock.
Restaurant Spanish
It's fore sure weekly still :D
New episodes drop every Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, OR Sunday, unless otherwise stated. Justin, and Sal are super insecure, and will read any, and all constructive criticism. Hateful comments will be read aloud once, and then ritualistically set a blaze.
Good New! We're just a dude sometimes, you know? Also, Sal had some covid, so we ate through our pre-recorded episodes, pretend this one came out Monday, and we're koshe. We go into why some free-thinkers are loud dummies, and how to act normal! Then, why not take some time to appreciate friends who are willing to look us in the eye, and be honest even when we may not be ready, or willing, for that information. Be well, and thank you for listening. Tell your friends about us, and your enemies!
Justin and Salvador discuss filling voids caused by general malaise, and bombing to an empty room. Then, there are always the topic of *checks notes* withholding love from your children because you are... mad at them? Justin realizes he is in a substantially more functional relationship than in the past, and has a bit of a challenge adjusting accordingly...
Sandwiched (or breaded) by a few discussions on stand-up, and the ethics therein, the fellas get into what it means to hack a bit because our baby boy Justin wasn't too clear.
Shout out to Coffee Meets Bagel!
#StandUP #Comedy #Health #TalkTherapy
I have to run out the door, but want to release the episode on time for once, so just listen, okay?
-love, Sal.
Lock your doors when you do your chores!
Steam Decks, childhood Black Face, a former roommate's butt-pussy scar, and how to train your children, all in this week's thrilling episode of HaHa Kill Me!
