In this episode:

Therapy boners, and religious upbringings: How friends taught us about sex before our parents even had a chance to. The rush of a sneaky Metal Gear Jerkoff, and anyone else remember AIM?

Dog Vets, and Cat AIDS

Justin goes to (night?) court, and it gives him and his kids just a lil baby anxiety. And Sal learns the enemy of his enemy, is his aunt.

Squand was a thing, and GAK has an easy recipe to replicate (elmers, water, borax, food coloring), and Nickelodeon's resident weirdo...

Peppered in some Don't Worry Darling Gossip, and dished on King Charles' gross sausage fingers. Also, what in the Last of Us, are mushroom nails?

Sal drops his local greasy spoon of choice, and Justin absolutely fucks up a ghost. 

Googling around idiots, and the court supports my cohort!