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Fixers, Inc.
Fixers, Inc.
127 episodes
3 days ago
We make problems Go away Also, there‘s blood everywhere Also, I‘d like to get off Also, we’re not a podcast for dogs Also, protect Mother Earth; shoot for the moon A comedy podcast that leaves no question unanswered and no problem unfixered
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We make problems Go away Also, there‘s blood everywhere Also, I‘d like to get off Also, we’re not a podcast for dogs Also, protect Mother Earth; shoot for the moon A comedy podcast that leaves no question unanswered and no problem unfixered
Show more...
Improv
Comedy
Episodes (20/127)
Fixers, Inc.
Hi, we're still alive! Some updates and a Dinosaurigami track for good measure

You thought we forgot, didn't you? Nope. We just probably won't be making any more Fixers episodes. We hope to have some creative projects to share in the future, but in the meantime we're working to make sure the Fixers Archives stay active. We must not let them silence our great works! Er....good works. Okay-ish works.... look we recorded some stuff, and maybe someone will want to hear it in the future. You never know.

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2 years ago
6 minutes 26 seconds

Fixers, Inc.
It Made Sense In Binary - AI-generated News In Brief
Some sad news to bring you down and some stupid silly news to cheer you back up
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3 years ago
8 minutes 56 seconds

Fixers, Inc.
Episode 107 - And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadstick
Somehow, in spite of an almost double-length D&D session, we come up about 15 minutes shy of an hour on this one. Rest assured, good listener, it is for the best. Besides, think of all the neat activities you could do with that time instead!  Episode ingredients: Look At Your Friends And Make A Sex Noise, Monster World Is Opposite, DeLorean Grey, Next Week Tonight, The 10,000 Sedans of Bartholomew Cubbins, 8.5 Minute D&D, and Budget Art Heist Send your questions & problems to fixerspodcast@gmail.com Twitter - twitter.com/FixersInc Instagram - instagram.com/fixersinc The Evil One - facebook.com/fixersincorporated Support us on Patreon - www.patreon.com/fixerspodcast
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3 years ago
46 minutes 3 seconds

Fixers, Inc.
Episode 106 - My Butt Smokes
We are masters of navigating those tricky moral grey areas. A game show about bum fights? Definitely bad. Murdering our boss with very expensive bullets? Good!   Episode ingredients: Every Day Is Nap Day, I See You Everywhere, A Couple of Failures, I Like My Crumble Beach, (Introducing) Ruin This For Me - Vinyl Records, Flo’s Fate, Get Off My Elevator - F*** Mary Kill, and McCallister .45   Send your questions & problems to fixerspodcast@gmail.com   Twitter - twitter.com/FixersInc   Instagram - instagram.com/fixersinc   The Bad One - facebook.com/fixersincorporated   Support us on Patreon - www.patreon.com/fixerspodcast
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3 years ago
59 minutes 37 seconds

Fixers, Inc.
Episode 105 & Three Quarters - One-sided Interview
While Dave’s been traveling for work, we thought we’d share a little experimental recording that Chris and our perennial friend Ryan made: two halves of an interview recorded separately and then spliced together. Ben found it so dreadfully dull and unfunny that he practically begged them to let him publish it.
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3 years ago
13 minutes 42 seconds

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Episode 105 & A Half - It’s Jeff Boop!
Join your three all-time favorite podcasters, Goose, Iceman, and Daywalker (or perhaps Haymaker?), as they bring you a regular ol’ episode of this podcast that’s just like all the others that came before it.
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3 years ago
43 minutes 7 seconds

Fixers, Inc.
Episode 105 - Cemetery Pez Dispenser
Ever wonder just how deep cemeteries go? How loud you can get before the cops show up? How many abduction-related scavenger hunts you can organize via the local newspaper? Well, after you hear this… I’ll be honest, you’ll still be wondering. Also, I wanna give credit where it’s due: Dave got to the titular joke first, and we just kinda missed it. You did good, Dave! Real good.     Episode ingredients: Our Secret Desires, Sexually Provocative Falafel Cart, A Very Loud Elephant Covered In Boomboxes Turned All The Way Up, Get Off My Elevator - The Weekly Child Find, and DiRenaldo’s Deep Garage For Car Boys
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3 years ago
1 hour 42 seconds

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Every Day Of The Week, A Pair Of Jellies - A Quick Fix With Special Guest Nichole
Another weird week means we end up posting something weird! In this case, Ben and special guest Nichole talk about what to do if your footwear is killing bees, tips on how to get all the way through a book (can you imagine?!), and which book-based films surpass their source material.
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3 years ago
25 minutes 17 seconds

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Episode 104 - The Earthy, Caffeine-infused Coffee Drink
In addition to maybe our shortest introductory banter to date, we debut a new segment that is... well, I’m afraid it’s bad news. As in, actual news stories that are objectively bad. Yeah, I said it. Come at me, CNN!  Episode ingredients: Try Talking To Crows, Get Off My Elevator, List Assist, Bottom Ramen, I’m Afraid It’s Bad News, I Don’t Like The Tweet, and Hell Toupee  Send your questions/problems to fixerspodcast@gmail.com Twitter - twitter.com/FixersInc Instagram - instagram.com/fixersinc The Bad One - facebook.com/fixersincorporated Support us on Patreon - www.patreon.com/fixerspodcast
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3 years ago
57 minutes

Fixers, Inc.
Episode 103 - Exclusively Cougars, Gators, and Iguanas
We know Ben said this one would be titled “Bequeathal-gram” but we’re calling an audible. Besides, it’s official Fixers policy not to allow puppets to name our episodes. Especially when they act like little jerks the way that Burnt did. Or Bert... Whatever. The one that laughs like Ernie.   Episode ingredients: Summoning Mimosas, Modern-Day Freakazoid, All Nature Movie Are Fake (sic), The Wooo Context, 5 Minute D&D, Cremation Slushie, and Brought To You By   Send your questions/problems to fixerspodcast@gmail.com   Twitter - twitter.com/FixersInc   Instagram - instagram.com/fixersinc   The Bad One - facebook.com/fixersincorporated   Support us on Patreon - www.patreon.com/fixerspodcast
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3 years ago
57 minutes 46 seconds

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Dinosaurigami Presents ”Ghostly Apparition”
Wait, has that clock been ticking in the background this whole time?!   We hope to be back with a new one next week. See you soon!
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3 years ago
6 minutes 29 seconds

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Episode 102 - Have The Boot Ready
We’ve been living a lie, and it’s time to come clean: we’ve actually been performing these episodes live every time you hit the play button. We’ve also been writing one another’s lines, so it’s not really improvised but it is somehow both live and scripted... The nice thing about this is that we can always use one another as scapegoats for the terrible things we say.   Episode ingredients: Okes and Apes, The Dip, Get Off My Elevator, Lossy Transporter Clone, Car Man San Diego, Famous Quotes and Why They’re Wrong, and 2/3rds of Ben Franklin Key-on-Kite Party   Send your questions/problems to fixerspodcast@gmail.com   Twitter - twitter.com/FixersInc   Instagram - instagram.com/fixersinc   The Bad One - facebook.com/fixersincorporated   Support us on Patreon - www.patreon.com/fixerspodcast
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3 years ago
52 minutes 49 seconds

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Episode 101 - #themodernjib
Ben brags about his sick skateboarding skills. Chris devises a foolproof money-making scheme. Dave invents a new…sport? You can decide for yourself. It sounds like a lot of fun, though. I can't wait to catch my first fisherman! Episode ingredients: Thankless Killing, Invoices For Nothing, The Next Icarus, When Spider-Boys Become Spider-Men, Brought To You By, Big Book Of Sins, The First Collective Tweet, and Maximum Dog Dare Send your questions/problems to fixerspodcast@gmail.com Twitter - twitter.com/FixersInc Instagram - instagram.com/fixersinc The Bad One - facebook.com/fixersincorporated Support us on Patreon - www.patreon.com/fixerspodcast
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3 years ago
55 minutes 47 seconds

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Episode 100 - Burger President
Saddle up, y’all! We’re cowboys this time. Or rather, there are some cowboys. Briefly. Then they meet the fate that most fictional folks do when they spend any amount of time around the Fixers. Except Earl, he’s fine as long as he's not allergic to rattlesnakes.  Episode ingredients: My Name Is Earl... Prariedog, Nerf Sand, Can Someone Please Argue Now?, Simon Clops’ Magic Eye, The Clarence Trebuchet Persona, Zombie Hippie Cowboy, and Jaw Harps Are Dangerous Send your questions/problems to fixerspodcast@gmail.com Twitter - twitter.com/FixersInc Instagram - instagram.com/fixersinc The Bad One - facebook.com/fixersincorporated Patreon - www.patreon.com/fixerspodcast
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3 years ago
1 hour 10 minutes 31 seconds

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Pure Fixers, Volume 1 (Part 2)
You know how sometimes you don't have anything new to make for dinner, and so you throw together a bunch of leftovers? Sometimes it turns out delicious! This is exactly that, but with audio clips.    We do apologize that this compilation is utterly lacking in Enya or the X-Files theme. Weirdly, I think it does have Kenny G in there somewhere...
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3 years ago
1 hour 6 minutes 16 seconds

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Episode 99 - I Have A Time Debt
We are thrilled to have our buddy Quinn back with us, especially because he seems to be the good luck charm we needed. Our 5 Minute D&D drought is finally over! Twice!   Episode ingredients: Sweeping Up The Loose Threads, The Long Island Iced Tea Approach To Good Stink, The Return of 5 Minute D&D!, Those Lying Liars, 5 More Minutes of D&D!!, and The Bay of Schmear   Send your questions/problems to fixerspodcast@gmail.com   Twitter - twitter.com/FixersInc   Instagram - instagram.com/fixersinc   The Bad One - facebook.com/fixersincorporated   Patreon - www.patreon.com/fixerspodcast
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3 years ago
59 minutes 5 seconds

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Episode 98 - Platonic Acknowledgment Triangle
If you detect any sleepy/nonsensical energy that found its way into this episode, it was totally deliberate and not because we spent an hour watching Chris play Vampire Survivors before we started recording.    Episode ingredients: Welcome To Camp Looksalittlelow, The Nebulous Zone Of Vague Alienation, Can Someone Please Argue Now, Badmouthing Kroger For 5 Minutes, A Rock’s Purpose, and Full Automatic Giggle   Send your questions/problems to fixerspodcast@gmail.com   Twitter - twitter.com/FixersInc   Instagram - www.instagram.com/fixersinc   Patreon - www.patreon.com/fixerspodcast
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3 years ago
59 minutes 27 seconds

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Episode 97 - Death of a Pasta Monster
We’re late! We had to reschedule recording twice last week, and that’s why we’re dropping this episode on a weird day. Sorry about that. To make up for it, we’ve invented at least three new swear words which we freely release to the public domain. I think that pretty much balances the scales, don’t you? Episode ingredients: That’s a Blonus, The Reverse Shirt, (introducing) Famous Quotes and Why They’re Wrong, Stinky Baby Fish Gift, The Pasta Monster, and Right In The Chimborazo    Check out our new Patreon page, and consider supporting the podcast - www.patreon.com/fixerspodcast   Send your questions/problems to fixerspodcast@gmail.com!   Twitter @FixersInc Instagram @fixersinc
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3 years ago
1 hour 6 minutes 52 seconds

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Episode 96 - Watch Out For Truckasaurus
This installment is mostly about nasty cubes. It’s a little bit about Werther’s Original candies, but mostly... uh yeah, mostly nasty cubes. If that’s not your speed, then I’d suggest sitting this one out.   Episode ingredients: Angry Old Men, My Name Is Litigation Exempt, Introducing “Homework”, The Snack Cube, Remember The Way Of Club And Spear, The Wishing Cube Is Nasty, and Some Planet   Send your questions/problems to fixerspodcast@gmail.com!   Twitter @FixersInc Instagram @fixersinc
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3 years ago
1 hour 5 minutes 32 seconds

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Pure Fixers, Volume1
We weren't able to record together last week, but I needed something to edit to make the voices in my head stop (just kidding lol... or am I?). So, here are some of our finest moments from the first 20 or so episodes.    Incidentally, if you've been wanting to share our podcast with a friend, this might serve as a good jumping-on point for them. A real buffet of our early buffoonery. A buffooneret, if you will.    Send your questions/problems/complaints/credit card info (just kidding lol... or am I?) to fixerspodcast@gmail.com! Hit us up on Twitter @FixersInc We're also on Instagram, however that works
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3 years ago
1 hour 4 minutes 12 seconds

Fixers, Inc.
We make problems Go away Also, there‘s blood everywhere Also, I‘d like to get off Also, we’re not a podcast for dogs Also, protect Mother Earth; shoot for the moon A comedy podcast that leaves no question unanswered and no problem unfixered