Ever wonder just how deep cemeteries go? How loud you can get before the cops show up? How many abduction-related scavenger hunts you can organize via the local newspaper? Well, after you hear this… I’ll be honest, you’ll still be wondering. Also, I wanna give credit where it’s due: Dave got to the titular joke first, and we just kinda missed it. You did good, Dave! Real good.     Episode ingredients: Our Secret Desires, Sexually Provocative Falafel Cart, A Very Loud Elephant Covered In Boomboxes Turned All The Way Up, Get Off My Elevator - The Weekly Child Find, and DiRenaldo’s Deep Garage For Car Boys