Sorry this is a little late, your intrepid hosts have been super out of it lately. Our sleep patterns keep getting seriously messed up because somebody keeps pranking us and setting our clocks forward! Don’t worry though, you know we wouldn’t let you go without a little spookiness even though our movie this month isn’t set on Halloween! That’s right, we are not technically looking at a Halloween movie…but it is still regarded as possibly Disney Channel’s scariest endeavor of all time. Not wanting to spoil anything, but we kind of agree. So be sure to listen to the title’s warning and Don’t Look Under The Bed!

Emma won’t stop talking about NCIS and pitches some disgusting jokes.

Luke doesn’t understand swimmers and hates kissing (for non-racial reasons).

Talking Points: Impressively Scary, The Downfall of America, Boogeyman Election Interference, Stellar Score/Sound Design, Celebrating Our Heroes, A Brief Return of DCOM News, Family Naming Conventions, The Jaws of DCOMs, The Parents’ Interesting Vibes, A Pointless Argument About Tolkien, The Disappearing Jo, Why Does This Teacher Have A Dead Bird?, Larry Houdini: The GOAT, A Logical Explanation For Everything, So Many Eggs, DCOM Olympics Coverage, Say No To AI: Save Water For Doing Bits, The Boogeyman Went To Home Depot, Imaginary Prop Comedy, Our Main Character Genuinely Seems To Be Losing Their Mind, A Nightmare In Middleburg, Why Does Everyone Know About Mass Hypnosis?, Fairy Foreshadowing, The Boogey Book, Guidance Counselors Aren’t Trained For Much, The Impossible To Pronounce Temp-Tri-Fuge, A Second And More Pointless Argument, Imaginary Friend Sexism, BOOGEY GOO, The Mother’s Bust, Somehow We Touch On 9/11 Again, The Boogey World, The Return Of Everyone’s Favorite Segment, You’ve Gotta Be Real In The Boogey World, The World’s Strongest Sock, Stuff For Little Boys vs. For Little Girls, Gender Is A Boogey Construct, How Larry Says Goodbye

Well, it’s that time once again everyone. That’s right, we’re gonna get little political on DCOMedy this month. Because we have got a spirited discussion all about The Color of Friendship, which dared to teach kids about why Apartheid was wrong. And we are definitely the perfect people to unpack that! In all seriousness, We’ve gotten used to the rare DCOM that really has something to say and doesn’t shy away from the harsh truths of its message. So we thought we knew what to expect! We did not expect all the slurs though. So…yeah. Oh, wait. Should I say content warning for racism? I mean that’s kind of the whole point so I think it kind of goes without saying. But just in case: FYI, there’s a lot of racism on display with this one.

Emma has some pronunciation issues and went to Soulcycle.

Luke is ignorant of accents and tries to whitesplain Roots.

Talking Points: Yikes…But Not Yikes?, A DCOM Period Piece, Montage Failure, The Weird History/Mystery, One Little Saltine, Our Own Foreign Exchange Experience, The Jarring Dialogue, Clippy Did Apartheid, DCOMedy Says: Apartheid Was Bad, Perfectly Casting A Racist, Dying For Flora’s Inner Monologue, Stop Being Such A Know-It-All Mahree, WEAVER BIRDS/WEAVER SISTERS, Blurs or Slurds? You Decide!, Can A Congressman Stop Apartheid?, The Many Issues With This Foreign Exchange Program, A Classic Anti-Apartheid Sewing Kit, The Brutal Airport Meeting, The Even More Brutal Meeting With The Congressman, Hudunga? Send The Chopper, The Jazz Pattern, Milkshake Metaphors, Mahree Checks Her Privilege, The Ultimate Unifying Force: Capitalism, Sinister South African Score, Mrs. Apartheid, Sunshine Band Censorship, An Unfortunate Miscommunication, School Finally Starts, A Freaky Friday Crossover, The Smallest Protest In DC History, A Weird Friendship Curveball, Sewing On A Plane, This Could Have Gone Worse!

Well, well, well, what do we have here? It’s been another year of DCOMedy, but definitely not a full year of episodes (thanks 2025 for being such a challenging year). So how should we celebrate our show being another year older? I mean Disney itself has seen fit to return to a certain gem of our childhoods, so why don’t we as well?! That’s right, to celebrate our anniversary in a new way, and to commemorate the release of Freakier Friday this year, we thought we’d take a look back on a film that in many ways is a perfect time capsule of the early 2000s. So strap in because it is Friday and it’s time for us to get freaky…non-sexually of course (except the movie is kind of weirdly sexy?).

Emma has no notes and refuses to stop singing along.

Luke questions his sister’s crushes and reflects on their childhood.

Talking Points: Our Best Jesse Pinkman Impression, Sequel Speculation, A Certified Emma Episode, Soundtrack Slappage, Jamie Lee And LiLo Killing It, A Mother/Daughter Story, The Pierce Brosnan Connection, A Closed Luke, A Family Stone Debate, The Vibes Are Wonderful, Adult Vs. Teenage Acting, The Nightgown Situation, The Strange Raunchiness That Pervades This Family Film, Freaky Thursday, 2003 vs. 2018 Adaptations, Juggling Three Phones, 2003 Fashion, Nameless Friends/Bandmates, Being A Professional High School Hottie, Jake: The Hottest Man of 2003, The Duff/Lohan Feud, The Truly Reprehensible Teacher, Shooting On Location, Missing Secretary, Pink Slip: Voice of a Generation, Neighborhood Tramps, A Believable Mother/Daughter Fight, The…Uh…”Chinese” Element, The Catering Catastrophe, A Classic LA Earthquake, The Morning After, Shopping Montage!, Stacy Hinkhouse Attempts Murder, English Class Meninism, Dance Rejections, The Power of Canceling, No Easy Way Out, If We Freaky Friday-ed, Jamie Lee Curtis’ Gut Health, Standardized Testing Blows, Sometimes People Just Turn Mean, The Boy Vs. Girl High School Experience, Having Keys To Your Own High School, Lord Volvomort, THE RYAN/TESS MESS, Mark Harmon’s Panty Dropping Monologue, Jamie Lee Curtis On Guitar, Finishing Your Speech In A Different Body, I Dream Of Jamie Lee, Chad Michael Murray’s Psychosexual Fugue State, What Would Mark Harmon Do?

Hello, everyone. I beg your pardon if the following lacks the usual frivolity and humor we try to inject into our episode descriptions. That is because we have neither at this time. You see, we are finally here to discuss the Kim Possible 2019 reboot/remake DCOM and it has sucked any positive emotions from us entirely. I will slightly spoil the end of this one for you, this is unanimously the worst film we have ever reviewed on the show. It fails not only as its own movie, but completely misses out on the things people enjoyed about the source material. If you are interested in listening to us be slowly worn down as we try and discuss it all before eventually crashing out, then by all means tune in!

Luke does wrong by his favorite villain and finally gets to vent about this movie.

Emma admits she is not a perfect feminist and discovers things about herself.

Talking Points: Nothing But Love For Kim Possible, Super-spies Were Having A Moment, Who Is This For?, Kim Possible Sucks In This, Original Creator Intent, Fashion Disasters, Way Too Much Wade, The Parents Aren’t Important, Just Be A Basic Average Girl, You Can’t Do Drakken And Shego In Live Action, The Original Cast Is Incredible, Character Silhouettes, Bad Bonnie, Why Take Away Her Cheerleading?!, The Funny Signs Return, Ron Stoppable’s Massive Dong, No One Cares About Kim Doing Soccer, Drakken’s Really Stupid Plan, Kim Possible’s Mojo Baby, Kim & Ron Don’t Feel Like BFFs, ATHENA: GOD’S GREATEST MISTAKE, Analogy Skit Work, The Next Floor Below Rock Bottom, Things That Get Stuck In Our Craw, Shoutout To Claire Sawyer: Future Lawyer, A Galaxy Quest Tangent, A Way Too Long Discussion About Christy Carlson Romano’s Unfortunate Shooting Accident, That Mole Rat Ain’t Right!, Ron’s Not Allowed To Do Anything In This Movie, Locking Kim Possible In A Box To Scream And Cry While Someone Else Does All The Cool Stuff, The Plural Of Staff Is Staves, Nana…Possible?, Athena Day, So Obviously Evil The Whole Time, Everything’s The Drama, Kim Possible Is Not The Hero Of This Movie, Missed Merch Opportunities, A Supremely Unsatisfying Ending

Well, you know what they say, there’s no Christmas like a late Christmas! What are you talking about, I’ve definitely heard people say that. Anyway, uh, we are finally celebrating the holidays with the way-too-big Duncan Family as we follow their misadventures in Good Luck Charlie, It’s Christmas! Your intrepid hosts knew very little about this show going in, other than it stars one of the best people to ever grace Disney Channel…and one of the worst. Plus we just kinda talk about theme park stuff at the end like we do sometimes now. So enjoy your extremely delay Christmas present; better late than never!

Luke is bad at reading women and puts some money on the line

Emma only wants to talk about one thing and tries to start a conspiracy podcast.

Talking Points: The Show-Based DCOM Track Record, Mendheads 4 Lyfe, Charlie Do Be Cute Tho, Teddy Isn’t The Oldest?, Why Is She Making Vlogs? The Goon Squad, Zack Snyder’s Good Luck Charlie, The Minutiae of Bringing A Child On A Plane, The Tamest Spring Break Ever, Has This Family Flown Anywhere Before?, Make Children Afraid Of Airports, Zii Would Like To Play, An Objectively Terrible Travel Decision, So Many Ways Around This, Chicken Guy, Loops Left Open, Bus Horror Stories, Locking Up Your Son-In-Law, TERRIBLE CGI, Cellphones Could Basically Solve All Their Problems, An Austin Powers Tangent, Teddy Did Kinda Ruin Christmas, An Ineffective Storm-off, Let Bridget Mendler Sing Good, Cringe Christmas Comedy, A Plowman’s Feast, We Are Required To Discuss The Boys’ Nonsense, Disney Refuses To Show Paintballing, The Movie Just Gives Up, Sexy Daughter Claus, An Unborn Baby’s Eight Picture Deal, We Will Not Stop Talking About Theme Parks, Universal’s Random Neutral Theming, An Eternal Middle Finger To JK Rowling, The Scruddlydunk, Donkey Kong’s Goin’ Bananas, Immersive Fear of Death, It’s Finally Time For The Dark Universe, We Should Actually Be Making Children Afraid Again

We’re back…kinda? Yeah, sorry. Things have been a bit of a mess behind the scenes lately, but we didn’t forget about you! To make up for our recent lack of DCOM coverage, it seemed like the perfect time to do a bonus episode! Remember when we used to do those? This time however, we’re going farther back than we’ve been before and talking about one of the classics of WTF children’s cinema: The Neverending Story! Zach (@chinchymcchilla) from Teenagers With Attitude (@TeensWithTude) will be your guide, since he was actually a child during the era this thing decided to implant itself in the minds of kids forever…whether they wanted it to or not.

Luke has some Titanic takes and has a plethora of favorite characters.

Zack revisits his childhood (because he’s old) and never forgets a pair of breasts.

Talking Points: Recording Difficulties, Just The Right Amount of Weird, Pacing Problems, Metaphors And Vagueness, The Beginning Doesn’t Matter, Movies Just Had Theme Songs Sometimes, Bastian’s Sad Little Life, The Repressed Dad’s Insane Morning Routine, Adaptation Oddities, Movie Bullies, The Most Obvious Magical Store Of All Time, This Child Has Not Read LOTR, You Don’t Want No Part Of This, This Child Is Breaking Too Many Rules, The Most Insane Attic Of All Time, Dropping You Right In, The Rock Biter Rules, The Nothing Is…Nothing?, The Night Hob Is Jacked, The Important Meeting Of Weirdos, Poorly Aged Coding/Casting, The Deepest V You’ve Ever Seen, The Child(like?) Empress, THE AURYN, What’s Going On With The Gmork, Wolf Henchman Interview, The Ultimate Creature of Darkness: Capitalism, Suddenly In The Swamp Of Sadness, Equine Screen Time, There’s No Way Around It: The Horse Drowns, Giant Turtle!, The Scream From Another World, Being Chill With The End Of The World, Staying Late At School Voluntarily, Falkor Is Kinda Mid, Animals Making Human Sounds, Princess Bride Energy, Evil Scientist Vibes, There’s A Demon In That There Book, Saving Money In Your Production Budget, The Rock Biter’s Tragic Turn, The Wolf Can Talk Apparently And Actually Explains A Lot, That’s Why It’s Called That, German Sensibilities, The Necklace Finally Does Something, The Childlike Empress Blows Our Minds, Translation Woes, The Literal Neverending Story, I Probably Would Have Tried To Resurrect My Mom But That Works Too, Traumatizing Innocent Civilians, The Insane Closing Text Crawl

Ah, it’s a tale as old as time. Boy meets girl, they decide they’d rather have each other’s lives, then their attachment to their cellphones means that magic is real and can totally swap their bodies. Hmm…actually that part is all new, and it must mean we are covering The Swap! That’s right, this year might almost be over (despite the fact that this episode is actually for November), but we’ve gotta watch these two try and get back in their bodies first. And, wouldn’t you know it, it actually ends up being way more compelling than most body-swap stories you might be familiar with. Listen in to find out how!

Emma has Wicked brain rot and retells her romantic history.

Luke is really Lasso-pilled and takes a stand on his towel usage.

Talking Points: Good Movie With A Bad Start, Fresh Ideas For An Old Premise, The Stakes Are High, A Pedantic Argument About Body-Swap Story Saturation, Listen To All Our Episodes!, They Paid Meghan Trainor For This?, Indoor Sports For The Win, A Classic Sportsplex, Textually Awful Parents, PORTER, Fashionista Glam Camp?, Badminton vs. Rhythmic Gymnastics, Please Get Rid of The Awful Wig, Crazy Dude-Coded Slang, What’s Felicia’s Story?, Helicopter Parenting, Skirt Day, Magical Totems, Girl Friend Politics, The Boy Friends Don’t Matter, A Movie For A Slightly Older Audience, Jack Has No Rizz, Inside Out 2 Parallels, Milk Moustaches, The W.O.A.T., A Cheaper By The Dozen Diversion, Possibly The Strangest Body Swap Method Ever, Jack Malloy: Unproblematic King, Masculine/Feminine Wiles, Nobody Cares About Male Anatomy, Be On Top Of Your Phones Guys, A Disney Channel Nut Shot, An Excessive Showering Tangent, The Mom Closet, Spa Day!, Brought to You By Boost Mobile, Nepo-Popularity, Getting Your Hair Styled From A Spa?, Jack Knows Girl Style, Boy Party Politics, A Truly Massive Crepe, What’s That?, A Wizards Of Waverly Place Check-In, The Patron Saint Of Our Podcast, Surviving On Protein Powder, The Craziest Photobooth Program, Meeting At The River, Boys Can Cry…But Shouldn’t In Front Of Their Entire Class, Layers Upon Layers, Ruining The Body-Swap Secrecy, Jack Is Like Really Good At Makeup, Gymnastics And Hockey Hype, Slow-Motion Successes/Failures, Overcoming Emotions, Ellie Got So Lucky, Failed Mean Girl Redemption, The Parents Actually Get Together!

Hey, so did you guys know that November is actually only thirty days long and the day that I planned on posting is actually December? Crazy. Uh, anyway…there’s no easy way to do this…time for Halloween! Yes, take a quick jump back with us as we talk some Twitches. It’s finally time for the Mowry twins to shed a little light on our dull podcast world (like the sun and the moon one could say) as we discuss just how wonderful their performances are in an otherwise kinda bonkers movie. What can ya say, these girls somehow make it all work. Go Twitches, Go Twitches, Go Twitches!

Emma is willing to kill her brother and goes too deep on the Twitches Wiki.

Lucas isn’t familiar enough with Eddy Murphy’s films and stans Lucinda’s vibe.

Talking Points: Halloween Chili, Knowing What You’re About, A Great Title With Difficulties, Critical Vagueness, Terrible (But Expected) CGI, An Obvious Harry Potter Influence, On The Nose Names, The Ups and Downs of Ileana and Karsh, The Mean Girls’ House, Camryn’s Amazing Parents, A Brief Cast Tangent, Cake In The Morning, Alex’s Life Blows, Yogurt and Candy Corn: Together At Last!, Everybody Dresses Up For Halloween, History Repeats Itself, This Isn’t How Getting Hired Works, Jumping To (Admittedly Correct) Conclusions, The Most Beautiful Woman In The World, Magical Naming Conventions, That’s A Dealbreaker Ladies, Every Time We Touch, Time Has No Meaning, Necklace Vs. Amulet, Coventry Makes No Sense, Aren’t Sight And Knowing Kinda The Same?, Classic Women: Too Busy Giving Birth To Save The World, Karsh’s Little Binoculars, The Darkness Is The Greatest Threat On Earth…To Plants, The Lost Smoke Monster, JUST TALK TO THEM, The Most Over The Top Obnoxious Guy, All The Wizards Live In Waverly, Disney Channel Catcallers, Licensed Music!, Camryn’s Hard Pass, Tia’s Time To Shine, A Not Lit Enough Party, Beth Becomes Bitchin’, Terrible ADR, Alex’s Weird Move During A Fight, The Statue Street Performer, The Craziest Background Costume We’ve Seen In Awhile, Wardrobe Malfunctions Were So Hot In 2005, Mrs. Barnes: My Woman King, There Were Some Tears On This Watch, You Guys Are A Couple?!, What. Ever. (Major.) Loser., The Gloves Stay On During Sex, Light Is Definitely The Opposite of Darkness, This Dimension Has Chicken Wings!

Thank you for your patience everyone! It’s finally time to end the Summer of Sequels…in October. Oh, wait. It’s actually November now, huh? Sorry we kinda skipped Spooky Season, but before we can catch up we still have to give a certain band of brothers their time to shine. That’s right, the Lawrence Bros. are back, and this time the whole trio’s here! Indeed, Matthew Lawrence joins his brothers for this one as they journey down under to fight off a band of modern day pirates while trying to survive on a deserted island! I promise it isn’t as cool as it sounds on paper.

Lucas won’t shut up about his research and fails at accents like always.

Dylan is too excited about these brothers and defends the TV show Lost.

Talking Points: The Boys/The Bros Are Back, More Like Jumping Shit, Poolside Corn, The Sort-of Sequel, This Crazy Thing Called The Internet, The Ultimate Villain: Tommy’s Neighbor Mark, The Roxanne Enigma, Michael Doesn’t Know How Jobs Work, Nepotism At Its Finest, The Fall of Joey Lawrence, Deserving To Be Robbed, Pirates As Skilled As Matt Damon, The World’s Fattest Wallet, Villain Names, The Audacity of Jake Hunter, “The Warden”, The World’s Greatest Cellphone, The Crocodile Hunter Vs. Crocodile Dundee, Disney Channel Tackling Native Tribes, The Mid-Ocean Credit Check, A DCOM Boat Chase, Sinking Your Own Boat, What Day Is It?, Scaring The People You’re Saving, HEATHER HITT, Jake’s Got A Lot Of Baggage, The Mark Arc, So Much Spearfishing, Unconvincing Animal Encounters, Chekov’s Flare, A Sunk Cost, A Prolonged Conversation About A Cliff, The Worst Escape Plan, Gotta Have That Life Jacket, The Pirates Get So Weird, Sleeping Mid-Kidnapping, The Ultimate Twist, Never Take A Pirate At Their Word, Ghillie Suit Memories, Who Ordered Pizza?, Everest Comes Out of Nowhere, Epic Screams, The Quickest Business Plan Ever Devised

Wow! Life is really crazy, huh? You start out thinking your big anniversary episode is just gonna be a little bit late because you had to push your recording back, and then you have a bunch of computer problems that make it take longer! Well, it may pretty much be Fall at this point, but we aren’t ready to leave Summer Camp yet. We still have to dive into the climactic finale to the Camp Rock saga at the The Final Jam. How will our favorite campers fare against their new rivals? What is going on with Shane and Mitchie’s relationship? Will the soundtrack continue to be filled with wall-to-wall bangers? Listen in and prepare to be disappointed by the answers to all of these questions…and more!

Emma stands up for her girl Peggy and reads a lot of Wikipedia on air.

Lucas knows a virtuoso any day and is shocked by his sister’s maturity.

Talking Points: Righting a Wrong, Behind The Scenes Drama, A Sequel Made ASAP, A Soundtrack Downgrade, Stylistic Changes, Are Connect 3 Brothers?, The Camp Rock Fandom Is Dying, Demi’s New Look, Camp Star Is Just Here Now, The Beloved Characters We Kinda Remember, The Tragedy of Tess Tyler, Revenge Bangs, A Disney Channel Bus Crash, A Large Amount of Breakdancing, Respect The Fedora, We Have Brain Problems, Brown Deserves Jail Time, Crazy Frog Cameo, 95% Mouth, NICK X DANA, Camp Star Sucks, This Man’s Vibes Are Awful, Camp Rock Is Not The Underdog, Instructor vs. Counselor, Kevin Crushes Comedy, Birdhouse Resolution, A Good Old Fashioned Lake Piano, Camp Rock: Brown’s Tax Shelter, The World’s Quietest Jet Ski, Man Is Mad Woman Is Busy With Job, Log Butt, CGf-I-reflies, The Infamous March, Audio Mix Issues, Who Would Watch This Event?, The Pete Best Humor In Town, Is Mitchie Shane’s Girlfriend?, The Obvious Water Fight, Frankie Jonas Cinematography Slaps, Mitchie Is In The Right, Are You Singing To Each Other?, The Movie Gives Up, Morally Shane Grey, Why Does This Need To Be A Duet Now?, This Is Super Rigged, Locked-In Audience Members, An Argument About Playground Equipment, Romantic Flag Folding, A Bittersweet Ending

Terribly sorry for our brief broadcast delay, but the time is now! Yes, after putting it off for so long, you can at last dress up in your best outfit for the red carpet and prepare yourselves for the night of nights. That’s right, we are finally returning to the DCOM Choice Awards!!! And this time it is bigger than ever, as we have movies across multiple seasons all competing against one another…a classic Battle Royale if you will. So join us as we make some difficult choices, try to justify our own bad opinions, go off on a fair number of tangents, and do our absolute best to give you the ultimate celebration of what makes all the DCOMs so exciting to talk about! Which isn’t the same as all of them being good, but you have to take what you can get in this world.

Emma worries she has brain trauma. Luke needs to explain himself.

Thank you so much to everyone who voted for these awards! If you missed the polls, be sure to follow us on X/Twitter (@dcomedypodcast) so you can have your voice heard next time!

Woah, sorry gang! We were having a little too much fun at the beach and I guess we forgot to put this episode out on time. Although you can’t really blame us, we needed some rest and relaxation after everything this movie put us through. You see, Teen Beach 2 is by no means the worst movie we have ever watched, but it is possibly the strangest? Trust us, you will struggle to comprehend almost every single thing that happens in it and be left with only a wicked headache to show for it. So if you were hoping for some simple summery vibes, then I’d recommend looking elsewhere…

Emma can’t see anything and gets called out for her prejudices.

Lucas reveals his shameful South Park past and is a Chee-Chee stan.

Talking Points: Dropping The “Movie”, Dropping The Calvin-Ball, Grease 2, Better Sequel Ideas, Soundtrack Sins, The Wasted Ensemble, Continuity Confusion, California v. Hawaii, Shalom!, Confusing Extra Costumes, Failures of Friends, The Insane Beachside Workshop, Brady’s Mom Is Here?!, A Relationship Destroyed In Under a Day, Brady Does Music?, Campiness Clashing, Lela’s Whole Deal Is A Mess, Tanner Is Also A Mess, Missed Opportunities, Segways: The Best Transportation In 2015, Nothing Is More Fun Than Watching Characters Being Bored, What Do Tanner & Lela Know?!, Fictional Characters Are Great At Math, We Will Never Stop Referencing The Bratz Movie, 1960’s Lunchrooms, Proper Nutrition For Girls, Madame Web Level ADR, They Aren’t Actors!, The Wettest Jeans, This Just Sucks, The Dance Is Today?!, Hijacking An Entire Band, Movie Over…Right?, Resolving The Stupidest Storyline Ever, Save The Movie To Save Your Relationship, There Is No Time For Singing! Breaking Your Own Rules, Putting Women On The Sidelines, THE ENDING

Sorry this one needed a couple extra days in the lab, but here is the final mix all about Spin! We may have been skeptical about this DCOM being able to land with us, but we ended up having a great time. At least we did when we weren’t forced to waste time talking about pizza drones and restaurant management. Though really, this is a story about one thing: revenge. It’s always satisfying to see a cocky British man get his comeuppance, and my god do they nail that here. It’s a story all about love, grief, creativity, family…and yes DJing. There is a lot of DJing so be prepared for that.

Luke knows an Aussie when he hears one and faces his future.

Emma really wants to play Beetlejuice music and will deport you.

Talking Points: Good Movie But Bad Title, A Celebration of Spite, One Friend Too Many, The Next Zendaya?, Is This Canada?, What Is This Pen-Kid’s Deal?, Don’t Watch This Movie Hungry, A DCOM About Child Labor, Crypto Burn, DJ Luka Cent, Dinner And A Show, THE SHERLOCK HOLMES TANGENT, Watson’s Vibe, The Rarest Combination: Nice/Popular, What Exactly Is Coding Club?, Too Much Business, Brought To You By Big Pizza, An Unfortunate Representation Choice, Blacklight Parties, They Actually Teach Us About DJing, Max Needs To Read The Room, Listen To Your Ancestors Rhea, Mommy Issues, A Very Cute Montage, Dating Your Student’s Parents, Black Horse And The Cherry Tree Remix, Feelin’ So Good You Miss Your Shift, Going To A Restaurant For Literally One Bite, Arvind Loses Us, A Same-day Baby Shower, The Festival of Color Really Pops, A (Partially) Unexpected Turn, Load-Bearing Eldest Daughter, One Of The Best Heart To Hearts In DCOM History, Why Wait To Give Her A Message From Her Dead Mom?, The Weird Video Collecting Montage, DCOMedy Correction Segment, Give The Girl A Fun DJ Name!, Male “Apologies”, We All Know The Girl Wins, Mimosas And Samosas

Sigh…here we are again. It seems as though the Zombies saga will never end, and our intrepid hosts are forever destined to continue talking about it. Even when one of them really doesn’t want to and it’s kind of, sort of, maybe, not really a DCOM! So, do what you can to prepare yourselves for our coverage on Zombies 3. There’s aliens now, and one of the main characters is basically just a screen being held up by a robot. If that level of insanity surprises you, then you are clearly new around these parts. Welcome! If it doesn’t, then you have no one to blame but yourself for actually wanting to listen to this.

Emma is not okay and did way too much independent research.

Luke will gladly let you scan his privates and can’t stand a certain twist.

Talking Points: Our Father’s Review of Zombies 3, Too Much Going On, Despite All My Rage I’m Still In An Iger-cage, Why Have This Recap?, Way Less Wolves, Aliens Are Just Here Now, Disney Tries To Do A Nonbinary Character, The Most Precious Thing In Seabrook, THE ELIZA ROBOT, Why Do The Aliens Count As Students?, Bree Actually Manages to Be Funny, The Super Special Secret Move That Barely Matters, Seabrook Runs on Fro-Yo, Aliens Are Competitive/Angry/Horny, Is This A Global Warming Thing?, The Very Unsatisfying Explanation of Addison’s Hair, Addison’s Arc Makes No Sense, A Brief Will Smith Digression, Why Is Zombie Stuff Still Gross?, Alien Mind Probes Are The Worst Way To Get Your Crush Revealed, Late Monster Applications, Why Don’t They Run Away?, The Shrimp Always Win, The Curveball Romance, A Potential Teen Beach 2 Situation, Extra-Terrestie, So Glad We Got Robot Romance Closure, Electrocuting A Girl Onscreen, Everyone Sings A Song Not About Them, The Z-Band Corporation Sucks, What Are The Coordinates To Utopia?, The Final Number Is Just For The Credits, Zombies 4 Speculation/News

Well, well, well, it appears the spooky season is upon us once again! So prepare yourselves, mortals for…huh? This episode is actually for March? And it ended up being late so it’s coming out in April and so now it is even further divorced from October? Hm. Uh, okay then. So, despite all of that, we are still gonna be talking about Girl Vs. Monster here I’m afraid. Speaking of fear, this movie’s all about it! Namely in regards to a bunch of monster hunting that definitely isn’t just Ghostbusting, and getting over your stage fright to perform in what turns out to basically be a musical? It’s a wild one, gang.

Luke stans his beloved and joins the men’s rights movement.

Emma is all about Myra and jams out with the music.

Talking Points: Terrible Titling, Actors Understanding The Assignment, Our Disney Channel Nite Exclusive Review, Some Of The Worst Worldbuilding Ever, The Confusing Cold Open, A Surprise Musical, The Back Nine, THE AWFUL CGI, The Slightly Less Awful Costuming, The Garlic Argument, The Fedora’d Cobb, Unhinged School Day Halloween Costumes, It’s The Second Banner That Gets You, Myra Dies, Ryan’s Insane Garage, Myra’s Donald Duck Injury, Do The Monsters Hurt People?, Sponsored By Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire, What Happened With Her Phone?!, The Villain Is Just A Mean Lady, The Massive Info Dump, Reformed Monster Hunting, The Worst Wig, The Villain Humor Kinda Works, The Bird Shot, It’s Always Sunny In Vancouver, What Is Deimata Doing?, Don’t Make Me Sing *Wink*, A Surprisingly Salacious Showing, Sadie Surprises, Myra Dies Again, Jelly Fingers, Freelance Monsters, Missing The Monster Mash, Have Monsters Gone Public?, The Messy Climax, Steve’s Super Strength, Half-assed Wrap-up, We Talk About Theme Parks Now?

Yes, dear listeners. I can hear you all now. “What’s this?! an episode being out at a normal time for once?! How can this be?!” Well, it’s just one of the many thing you can accomplish when you open yourself to the power of three little words: SI SE PUEDE! Not every lesson in Gotta Kick It Up rings as true as that one, but more of this film holds up than could be expected of it. While not everything is as strong as it should be, it definitely could be seen as being more than the some of its parts. So, what are you waiting for? Hop in a car, being driven by essentially a stranger without telling your loved ones, and enjoy! This movie makes that seem totally okay to do, so you’ll be fine.

Emma does some hambone and worries about these girls’ safety.

Luke has a new energy for this one and largely regrets it by the end.

Talking Points: No Cheerleading Here Surprisingly, Not a Lot of America, HOW OLD ARE THESE GIRLS?!, Poor Marisol, A School Store Unlike Any Other, Stand And Deliver Light, A Single Mom Who Works Too Hard, The Dot-Com Bubble, How Easy Is It To Become A Teacher?, The West Wing Embargo Continues, High School Drama Club Stories, The Tragedy of Chuy, The Dance Team Sucks, Super Minor Rules Being Dealbreakers, This Gym Scene Is A Trainwreck, Has Shop Class Ever Existed?, Some Confusing Audition Choices, The Previous Coach’s Sudden Disappearance, It’s Hard Making Dance Look Good Or Bad, What Did She Teach You All?, Disney Would Never Let Them Do This…Right?, Shawshank And Sweet Potatoes, The Easiest Problem To Solve, The Most Biased Judge, Julliard Must Have Really Sucked, This Fight Is Totally Out of Nowhere, A Very Long Story About Our Dad Almost Dying, This Car Wash Slaps, She Should Have Taken Another “Internet Job”, Why/How Did You All Lose Your Pom-Poms?!, Super Abrupt Ending, We Just Kind Of Chat For Awhile  

I know, I know, it’s been quite a while fam. But….we are so freaking back! We might be a little rusty, and not super clear about how any of this stuff usually works, but luckily we aren’t taking the stage alone. That’s right, it’s extremely fortuitous for us that everyone’s favorite girl group happen to be staging their grand comeback as well. You guessed it, The Cheetah Girls are here and we are going to SPAIN! Come along as we strut down the streets of Barcelona, meet the locals, and cause a riot with the most chaotic and frenetic concert ever performed. Oh, and rhyme a lot of Spanish words with “Cheetah”.

Luke battles through illness and missed out on some crazy extras.

Emma sings most of the soundtrack and disrespects a mall.

Talking Points: We’re Back! A DCOMmenator’s Story, Travelling With The Cheetahs, Barcelona Slaps, Is This A Dream?, Are The Cheetahs All Smart, THE QUEEN RETURNS, Juanita’s Gotta Get That Ring, All Green Flags For Luc, The Personification of Fate, Not A Lot Of Fat On This Cheetah, Postcards From The Cheetahs, The Heart of Barcelona, What Is Going On In “Strut”?, Buenos Dias Las Amigas Cheetahs Senoritas, The Hispanic Bong Joon-ho, A Dancing Count, The Most Low-Res Footage Ever Put To Disney+, Kenny Flexes The Choreo, Skinnying The Cat, Marisol’s JeanS/Jorts, Cheetah-Induced Hypnosis, The Weird Ocean Party, Things Need To Happen Now, Galleria’s Exit Strategy, A Dramatic Run To The Train Station, The Cheetahs’ True Enemy: The Costume Designer, The Worst Marriage Proposal On Film, The Enigma of A Club Owner, Spanish Singing Sabotage, Gotta Respect Angel’s Dramatic Timing, So Many Questions About The Weird DJ/Musician Act, The Musical Performance Of The Century, The Disappointing Alternate Ending

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Just wanted to put out a quick update for you in case you missed the announcement in our last episode or are just waiting on our anniversary episode. So take a few minutes to listen in for that info...and also an exciting new announcement!

Thank you so much for listening to us all these years, and we look forward to being able to get back to our usual nonsense as soon as we believe it best to be doing so. You all rule!

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Sorry about the schedule slippage, but we’ve got just the home remedy. It’s the perfect mixture of a season finale and a the return of a longtime guest! That’s right, Dyllan has returned to help us wrap up our season by chatting all about Buffalo Dreams. A film none of us really wanted to touch, but here we are. So why don’t you journey along with us to weigh-in on the vicious land feud between some white mountain bikers and the Native Americans whose land these “dirtheads” continually trespass on. Luckily, I think that if history any indication, this thing will work out with no issues on either side.

Luke shares the younger sibling experience and pays for a character’s actions.

Emma can’t stand Scout’s muteness and shares her weight loss secrets.  

Dyllan meets his old nemesis once again.

Talking Points: Zigging/Zagging, What Is This Even About?, The Titular Buffalo Dream, As Always: We Know Nothing, Navajo Sign Language, Executive Mandated Mountain Biking, The Horned Up Parents, You Never Leave The Army, Adrienne Bailon Jumpscare, Get Your Son A Nicer Bike!, Why Does Josh Need a Bike So Bad?, Insane Scene 1 of 3, Did They Really Try Every Song?, Buffalo Safety Tips, Child Labor, DCOM Politics, The Secret Buffalo Poacher, Dropping Plots Like Hot Pockets, As Racist As Disney Channel Can Get Away With, Kyle And The Dirt Bike Boys, The Most Sensual Bath A Child Has Ever Taken, This Child Is Waaay To Shirtless, The Most Obscure Joke Ever, A Pretty Dope Potluck, Do These Characters Even Know Each Other?, Moon’s Understatement Of The Century, Josh Keeps Ruining His Parents’ Vibe, Making Mountain Biking Boring, Teenage Environmental Terrorism, DCOM Drinking And Driving, Emergency Graffiti Supplies, Chucking These Kids In The Woods, Disney Channel Says: Give Children Knives, Schrodinger’s Chekov’s Cave, Being Mad At Surviving, Definitely Not Visions, The Nature Retreat Changes Nothing, Braceface Henchman’s Big Day, Navajo Steroids, Death Mountain, THE ATTEMPTED MURDER, Josh’s Coma, The Iconic Basketball Coaching Lesbian Doctor, Pawn Shop Mirages, Are Buffalo Or Humans The Villain Here?, Setting Adrienne Free

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Ready yourselves listeners. For as long as anyone can remember, a war has been raging between the settlements of East and West Appleton. Now, the final chapter in this war is fast approaching. The battlefield? A bowling alley. It’s soldiers? A bunch of absolute lunatics who are obsessed with the 1950s. Normally I’d say it is cooler than it sounds on paper, but not so much with this one. We were really excited to dig into Alley Cat’s Strike! since so many seem to remember it quite fondly, but it ended up being a bit of a gutterball in our opinion….

Emma brings back her signature segment and relives her past.

Lucas feels like he’s on crazy pills and finds his ideal afterlife.

Talking Points: A Classic…Stinker?, The Deadly Apple Drinking Game, Our Strange Heroes, Team Todd All Day, East And West: The Ultimate Rivalry, FREEZE FRAMES: THE ULTIMATE VILLAIN, A Wild Kaley Cuoco Appears (With Her Original Nose), Unnecessary Friends, Thrift King Alex, The Worst Diner I’ve Ever Seen, Big Wisconsin Energy, The Most Ridiculous Competition, No Beef Necessary, Everybody Loves Sweet Lou, Terrible ADR, Debbie Desperado, Whipsaw McGraw, The Ultimate Prank, Why Does Everyone Doubt The Bowling Team?, The Real Alley Cat Strike, Crazy Bowling Animations, The Jazz Pattern, Upping The Ante, Behind The Scenes Trivia, An Absolutely Sick Non-Alcoholic Teen Party, Bowling Computer Simulations, Guppy Troup, Poor Bubba, The Ivan Drago School Of Bowling, No Way That School Is Getting Finished In Time, Terrible Fake Bowling, A Confusing Ploy, Sucked In By The Swing, What Exactly Is “Real” Bowling?, Singing For Your Supper, Cool Cats/Hot Dogs, Doing Local Radio Ads, Betrayal With No Fallout, The Shades Stay On, Disappointing T-shirts, Unnecessary Tarps, Anti-Climactic Conflict Resolution, “Tragic” Backstories, Bowling on Crutches, The Worst Entrance Ever, Pulling One’s Ball, The Absolutely Baffling Final Competition, Unleashing The Chaos Gremlin