Sorry this is a little late, your intrepid hosts have been super out of it lately. Our sleep patterns keep getting seriously messed up because somebody keeps pranking us and setting our clocks forward! Don’t worry though, you know we wouldn’t let you go without a little spookiness even though our movie this month isn’t set on Halloween! That’s right, we are not technically looking at a Halloween movie…but it is still regarded as possibly Disney Channel’s scariest endeavor of all time. Not wanting to spoil anything, but we kind of agree. So be sure to listen to the title’s warning and Don’t Look Under The Bed!

Emma won’t stop talking about NCIS and pitches some disgusting jokes.

Luke doesn’t understand swimmers and hates kissing (for non-racial reasons).

Talking Points: Impressively Scary, The Downfall of America, Boogeyman Election Interference, Stellar Score/Sound Design, Celebrating Our Heroes, A Brief Return of DCOM News, Family Naming Conventions, The Jaws of DCOMs, The Parents’ Interesting Vibes, A Pointless Argument About Tolkien, The Disappearing Jo, Why Does This Teacher Have A Dead Bird?, Larry Houdini: The GOAT, A Logical Explanation For Everything, So Many Eggs, DCOM Olympics Coverage, Say No To AI: Save Water For Doing Bits, The Boogeyman Went To Home Depot, Imaginary Prop Comedy, Our Main Character Genuinely Seems To Be Losing Their Mind, A Nightmare In Middleburg, Why Does Everyone Know About Mass Hypnosis?, Fairy Foreshadowing, The Boogey Book, Guidance Counselors Aren’t Trained For Much, The Impossible To Pronounce Temp-Tri-Fuge, A Second And More Pointless Argument, Imaginary Friend Sexism, BOOGEY GOO, The Mother’s Bust, Somehow We Touch On 9/11 Again, The Boogey World, The Return Of Everyone’s Favorite Segment, You’ve Gotta Be Real In The Boogey World, The World’s Strongest Sock, Stuff For Little Boys vs. For Little Girls, Gender Is A Boogey Construct, How Larry Says Goodbye