Rob and John are back answering your parenting questions—but this time, Rob’s partner Jakki joins the crew, bringing a woman’s perspective to the chaos of dad life.
From Spiderman-obsessed kids and lying toddlers to phone-distracted partners and housework arguments, no topic is off-limits. They also dive into big questions like:
– Should kids quit sport mid-season?
– How do you connect with a teenage daughter?
– Is it OK to argue in front of your kids?
– What’s the best way to apologise when you lose it?
It’s funny, raw, and real—as always.
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Lads, it’s a whole new season — and we’re not just talking footy! This week, we tackle the brave new world of raising kids in the age of AI. From ChatGPT helping with homework to Spotify DJs who know your guilty pleasures, we’re diving headfirst into the tech that's shaping our parenting playbooks.
Rob, John and special guest Jakki (the real one… we think) chat about AI’s creeping presence in our homes, schools, and even dinner plates. Are our kids getting an assist or losing their learning boots? Is homework becoming a thing of the past? And what on earth is a pen licence in 2025?
Tune in for laughs, honest dad chat, and a few tech-fuelled truth bombs. Whether you’re AI-curious or just trying to get the shopping list off the fridge and onto your phone, this one’s for you.
Back for round two, Steve jumps off the bench and straight into the thick of it with Rob and Dave in this no-holds-barred episode of Dads United. We’re talking parenting as a team sport—where being caught offside can mean your kid's talking to strangers online, and the goal is just keeping your sanity until full-time.
From teenage tech traps and online predators to navigating your role as both coach and teammate in the household, it’s all here—with a few sideline laughs and classic dad tangents along the way. Steve also gets real about life after retirement, backing your partner like a solid backline, and making sure your kids know who to pass the ball to when life gets messy.
Warning: contains strong parenting advice, questionable footy analogies, and the occasional dad joke.
The boys are back and feeling every ache and pain as Rob hits the big 5-0. This episode, we dive deep into what it's really like ageing as a dad — from dodgy knees and gym injuries to the guilt of not keeping up with the kids. We reflect on parenting past 40, the physical vs mental game of fatherhood, the fine art of injury prevention, and yes, even being mistaken for grandads. Whether you're rocking a dad bod, dodging monkey bars, or embracing elastic bands over barbells, this one's for the seasoned (and slightly sore) fathers out there.
It’s match day at home, lads! In this episode of the Dads United Podcast, we tackle the toughest opposition of all—daily routine. From morning mayhem to bedtime battles, we chat tactics, slip-ups, and golden goals in parenting. It’s a proper dad dugout discussion—grab your boots (or just a brew) and join the squad!
With election season heating up in Australia this week, the dads dive deep into the chaos, comedy, and contradictions of the campaign trail. From the disappearance of Stobie pole posters (RIP moustache-drawn candidates) to serious debates about nuclear energy, childcare funding, and the skyrocketing cost of milk, Rob, John, and Dave offer up their signature blend of insight, irreverence, and relatable dad commentary.
They break down what really matters for families — cost of living pressures, who we trust to represent us, and whether free energy will ever actually be free. It’s a raw and real discussion about voting not just for politics, but for the future our kids will grow up in. Oh, and yes — democracy sausages do get a mention.
🎧 Tune in for:
Why the dads aren't buying the nuclear energy sell
Election promises that might actually help your family
How the cost of living is punching parents in the wallet
A fair few laughs at the expense of politicians (and each other)
Perfect for any Aussie parent trying to make sense of modern politics without falling asleep at the wheel.
It’s the school & Easter holidays, and we’re knee-deep in Easter eggs, Holiday planning, and dodgy knees (cheers, Rob). Join Rob, John, and Dave as they take on the holy trinity of chaos: Easter, school holidays, and Anzac Day. Expect Dave's holiday hacks, caravan capers, and the Dads biggest dilemma in the current cost of living crisis? The definitive ruling on Best Before vs. Use By. Yes, we almost go aisle by aisle! It’s locker room banter meets dad life – with a side of mouldy cheese. So strap in for a proper laugh and a few useful tips (probably).
This week on the Dad United Podcast, we’re diving into the chaos and wonder of milestone moments, birthdays and icon ages as the kids grow up,—whether it’s your toddler mastering toilet training or your teen disappearing into the night with their L-plates and an app-based game of hide and seek (yep, that’s a thing now).
With Robs son turning 16, the dads reflect on what it means to give your kids more independence while holding onto your sanity. From teen sleepovers, to the hormonal rollercoasters of puberty, to toddlers throwing fists and tantrums just to get noticed—this one’s got it all.
We also unpack the different challenges across ages, the dynamics between siblings, and how we navigate those “I hate him / I love him” moments that somehow happen five minutes apart.
Grab your coffee (or a beer, wine for the ladies), and let’s celebrate the madness that comes with watching our kids grow up.
Tune in wherever you get your podcasts, and make sure youdon’t forget to follow and leave a review– we’d love to hear about the milestones in your world.
#DadUnitedPodcast #ParentingStruggles #MilestoneMoments #TeensAndToddlers #DadLife #ParentingRealTalk
The RBA cut rates by 0.25% — but what does that actually mean for everyday dads and their families? The boys dive into the real impact: from shrinking interest payments (maybe) to juggling tighter budgets, delayed overseas holidays, fewer pub meals, and giving up the Sunday golf game (RIP).
In classic DADS United style, Rob, John & Dave get into it — with honest banter, a few laughs, and plenty of real-life reflections on home loans, LVRs, and the price of a decent dinner out. From the brutal Adelaide housing market to private school cuts and DIY brisket nights, this one’s full of “yep, been there” moments.
We are not financial advisors, but definitely dads trying to make sense of it all.
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Welcome back to another episode of DADS United Podcast! This week, Rob, John, and Dave dive into the world of dad jokes or old school humour. We’re talking about the classic groaners and cheeky benny hill classics, the kingwood country of the past TV shows and comics that just don't wash anymore. It's the new world of cancel culture and how we have evolved over the years. But it’s not about the laughs; we’re tackling that crucial topic—what’s appropriate in today’s world?
Join us as we explore the boundaries of humor, touching on topics like religion, race, and everything in between. Plus, hold onto your hats—there's a Freudian slip followed by bit of toilet humour in this episode that has the boys losing it for about 30 seconds. You won’t want to miss that! OMG ...grow up!
And speaking of adventures, we’ve got to address the elephant in the room—Rob’s been overseas in Amsterdam! Tune to see if we uncover whether his trip was all about the tulips or just a cheeky punt.
We apologise for the delay in releasing this episode. Rob’s been navigating the canals and the time zones, but we’re back and ready to roll!
Tune in and let us know your thoughts! #DadJokes #DadsUnited #PodcastFun
Extra Time: The Q&A Knockout Round!
Alright, legends, it’s that time again our first for 2025 — Extra Time, where YOU the listeners hit us with the big questions, and we go 1-on-1 with the answers (and maybe a few dad jokes along the way). No topic is off-limits in this round, and today, we’re diving deep into some serious, hilarious, and downright tricky parenting and relationship dilemmas.
🔹 Reigniting the spark – When life, work, and parenting kill the romance, how do you bring it back?
🔹 Housework wars – Who does more, and does pushing ‘start’ on a robovac actually count?
🔹 Thinking about divorce – Should you call it quits or fight for it?
🔹 Failing at fatherhood? – The stress is real. Are you really failing, or just feeling the pressure?
🔹 When kids fly the nest – What happens when they don’t need you anymore?
🔹 Hidden credit card debt – Found your partner’s secret spending? Now what?
🔹 Stay-at-home dads – Should they get a paycheck for their full-time gig?
🔹 Soft parenting vs. old-school discipline – Are we raising a generation of marshmallows?
🔹 Keeping a social life as a parent – Can dads still have mates and beers without the guilt?
Raw, unfiltered, and straight from the DADS United locker room, this episode is packed with real talk, hard truths, and a few laughs to get you through. Buckle up—it's Extra Time! 🎙️⚽🍻
👉 Got a question for the next round? Slide into our DMs or hit us up at dadsunitedpodcast@gmail.com
The kids are back in school, and the DADS United crew is diving into the highs, lows, and downright stressful moments of the new academic year! In this episode Rob, John, and Dave tackle the big questions:
How do you handle a new teacher? – Whether it’s a fresh-faced rookie or a seasoned pro, adjusting to a new educator can be tricky. And what if your child’s teacher isn’t quite up to scratch? The boys discuss how to navigate concerns without being that parent.
Getting involved in school life – From reading newsletters (yes, actually reading them) to attending acquaintance nights, mid-year reviews, and even volunteering, we break down the best ways to stay connected to your child’s education without being a helicopter parent.
Parental guilt & sharing the load – Who’s doing the school runs? Who’s checking homework? We tackle the silent (or not-so-silent) struggle between parents on balancing responsibilities and avoiding the dreaded who’s the better parent competition.
Packed with practical advice, funny real-life experiences, and plenty of dad wisdom, this episode is a must-listen for any parent navigating the school year!
Tune in now on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts! #DadsUnited #BackToSchool #ParentingWinsAndFails
Love is in the air… or is it just panic setting in? The lads are back, and this time, they’re tackling Valentine’s Day. Is it all about MUM, or do the kids expect a bit of love too? And what about the DADS—does anyone want them to be their Valentine in today’s world?
Rob, John, and Dave break down the do’s and don’ts of the big day—should you plan something special, or is a last-minute dash to the petrol station for some sad-looking flowers an acceptable move? Do you even know her favourite flowers, or are you just hoping she likes the "best of what’s left"?
And then there’s the question no one’s asking—what’s Valentine’s Day got to do with cats and dogs? No, seriously. Stick around till the end, because Rob and Dave are still trying to figure out how that’s even a thing.
A mix of football banter, dad dilemmas, and last-minute love-saving strategies—this one’s a must-listen for every dad who’s ever had to pretend they definitely didn’t forget.
We’re kicking off 2025 with a bang (and a bit of banter) on the DADS United Podcast! As we enter our second season, we’ve lined up some hard-hitting topics, starting with a New Year’s special that’ll have you thinking beyond the pitch. First, we tackle our 2025 New Year’s resolutions—including one of Dave’s bold (and let’s be honest, unexpected) goals that sparked this week’s main discussion: intimacy.
That’s right, lads—this week, we’re getting real about one of the toughest fixtures on the family calendar: maintaining that emotional and physical connection with your partner amidst the chaos of raising kids. Whether it’s sleepless nights, relentless schedules, or simply forgetting to check in with the "team captain" at home, keeping the love alive can feel like playing with 10 men on the field.
We’ve broken down the game plan: tips, tricks, and honest reflections on how to rebuild chemistry, avoid red cards in the romance department, and bring back the spark when life has parked the bus. We know it’s not something dads chat about at the pub, but this one’s a lot more common in the family dynamic than anyone admits.
From real talk to hilarious anecdotes, this is one episode you won’t want to miss. Tune in, bring your boots, and let’s tackle intimacy like a proper team—because love for the club starts at home.
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The Dads United lads are back, kicking off the new year with a raw, unstructured 50th Episode (and definitely VAR-worthy) discussion about the holidays. From dodgy NYE fireworks displays (seriously, where do they come from?) to keeping the kids busy without losing your mind—or your pets—we’ve got it all covered.
Need tips on surviving the school break? We’ve got you! From feeding the little ones (yes, we even debate the perfect way to cook 2-minute noodles) to managing their relentless energy without resorting to bribery (okay, maybe a little bribery).
The lads also spill on what’s coming up in 2025, tackle the big return-to-the-office debate, and ask the ultimate question: why is remote work so much better when the kids are not at home? It’s a chaotic kickoff to the year—messy, funny, and pure Dad banter. Tune in for the laughs, stay for the life lessons (sort of).
This Christmas, grab a cuppa, settle in by the tree, and join the DADS United Podcast crew for our most festive Extra Time bonus episode yet! 🎅✨ Rob, John, and Dave are back with their signature banter, reflecting on listener questions from the past year. From hilarious parenting mishaps to unexpected moments of wisdom, the lads unwrap a mix of laughs, insights, and good old-fashioned dad humor.
Expect cheeky stories, playful ribbing, and, of course, those nuggets of legitimate advice that only DADS United can deliver. Whether you're juggling kids, unwrapping presents, or just looking for a light-hearted escape, this special holiday episode is the perfect way to cap off the year. 🎁👨👧👦
Tune in for the laughs, stay for the advice—because every dad deserves a little Extra Time this Christmas! 🎙️✨
It’s that time of year, and if you made it through Part 1, congratulations—you were warned about the chaos! Now, here’s Part 2 of this unpredictable holiday special from the DADS United Podcast, packed with more absurdity, babble, and outright nonsense.
Here’s what’s in store:
WARNING: This episode continues to ride the line between locker room banter and utterly unhinged. Buckle up, and embrace the madness—you were warned (again)!
It’s that time of year, and the boys have clearly overdosed on Christmas cheer! This episode is an unpredictable rollercoaster of dad banter, festive reflections, and some questionable physical feats.
Here’s what’s in store for Part 1 of this two-part holiday special:
1. Unsuccessful weight and fitness challenges – because who’s actually sticking to the plan this time of year?
2. Monkey bar madness – How many rungs can a dad conquer? And more importantly, how long can you hang on one-handed? The boys test their limits LIVE.
3. Kids' Christmas concerts – The highs, the lows, and the “can we leave yet?” moments as the year wraps up for the little ones.
4. Tradition vs. modern Christmas – What does the holiday season really mean to the lads in today’s world?
And of course, the great debate: What’s the deal with Elf on the Shelf? Does anyone really care?
WARNING: This episode is heavy on the banter and light on structure. Proceed with caution, and enjoy the chaos!
This week, it’s a two-man squad as Rob and Dave lace up for another session of Extra Time. With John benched (again!) for “home duties” – translation: the gaffer at home said no to beers and banter – the lads carry the load for the second week running.
Expect some proper footie-style banter as Rob and Dave tackle the hard-hitting questions our loyal DADS United supporters have volleyed in. From cheeky parenting dilemmas to tactical moves in the game of dad life, this episode’s got it all.
Will John ever return to the starting lineup, or is he set for permanent sub status? Tune in to find out, as the lads take the field and dish out their wisdom, one pint and one laugh at a time.
Oi, lads & ladies! This week on DADS United, Rob and Dave take to the pitch with a proper legend of the force, Stephen – a retired copper and detective with 40 years on the clock. This isn’t your usual kickabout; it’s part one of a cracking deep dive into life as a top-tier dad while patrolling the mean streets.
Stephen opens up about raising his two lads (now fully grown strikers in life) while keeping law and order. It’s a mix of the good, the bad, and the downright ugly sides of parenting – straight from the bobby’s mouth. We’re talking honest reflections on handling kids, the fine line between discipline and support, and why you shouldn’t rush to point fingers at those who’ve had a dodgy run-in with the law.
There’s plenty of extra-time banter too, including tips on spotting if your kids are hanging out with the wrong crowd, handling the offside traps of drugs and booze, and staying on the ball with your youngsters’ mates.
So lace up, grab a pint, and settle in – this is just the start of a multi-part series with those who keep the peace for us. It’s one for the dads, the fans, and anyone trying to score some parenting goals. Cheers!