Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! This is it folks! The final episode of Season 5! It all comes down to this. The forces of...the crew, vs the forces of...Father? Not really a good and evil thing here so much. They’re both kinda crap really.
The crew rallies behind their newest allies, the Tenebras as they enact a plan they think will be able to neutralize Father’s biggest strength: a really big laser that blows up planets. The crew isn’t really great at making friends so I’m not sure who else could even come to their aid at this point.
What defense will they use to counter the laser? Who fights alongside the crew, who fights alongside Father? How will the battle be determined? You will win, and who will fall? Most importantly, who is going to save the crew from their own stupidity? Tune in and find out!
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Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The show has gone to the most deranged and disgusting place in history...inside Yokkish’s mind! Actually, it seems pretty empty inside aside from all that chiming noise, versions of the crew, and some random building.
Inside, they know Father is waiting. They must face off in order to expel him from Yokkish’s mind. I’m sure Yokkish, and three figments of his imagination will have no issue against an all knowing, all seeing, planetary god being who has the power to blow up planets.
How will they hold their own against Father? What are the rules to a mind fight? Can they even remove Father without killing Yokkish? How fucked up and perverted is the internal representation of Perkins? Tune in and find out!
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Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The deal is struck and the plan is in motion. Yokkish and Todd have already begun construction of a tower to draw the fire of Father. Meanwhile, Rowan is on a Not’n’avi ship and preparing to take it over.
On the ship, you would think the Not’n’avi would be prepared for anything...but maybe they just didn’t make a contingency for a random person hopping aboard on their home planet.That being said, Rowan, and Clipsworth will do their darndest to use all the tools at their disposal to take over the ship.
How will Rowan defeat all of the Not’n’avi? Will the tower be completed before she gets done? What happens if Father double crosses the crew? What is the crew going to do with the now converted Yokkish? Tune in and find out!
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Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Yokkish has made a deal with Father. In exchange for giving him the chance to destroy the Not’n’avi homeworld, he must be a loyal servant to Father. When the mission is over, it will be Yokkish’s task to bring new worlds into the fold, or bring them destruction if they refuse.
The rest of the crew however, does not seem particularly enthused at this prospect. Not that they know all the details, but they know something is up with Yokkish, and they don’t like it. The crew has now crashed onto the Not’n’avi homeworld and must complete their mission.
Yokkish and Todd have set out to construct the tower to focus Father’s energy. Perkins is trying to get the ship back up and running. Meanwhile Rowan has decided to try and infiltrate a Not’n’avi ship after upgrading her mech suit. How does she modify it? How are Todd and Yokkish going to move these giant crates? How is this technologically advanced race apparently so blind? At what DPN does your donkey burn? Tune in and find out!
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Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The crew have come to the planet Father, home of the Pequar. While this planet has been known to be a source of a bunch of hippies, apparently planet killing technology also exists here. The crew is going to figure out where it is, and of course steal it!
Yokkish has decided to take it upon himself to enter into the Father tube. However, it seems that Father is actually a sentient planet. Father also seems to be responsible for the birth of...well...everything. I’m not sure how much of this is to be believed...but he certainly believes it.
What does Father want with Yokkish? How will Yokkish convince Father to help them destroy the Not’n’avi? Why have the Pequar been destroying planets? How has Perkins not exploded into a fireball being so close to this planet? Tune in and find out!
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Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Waking up from an induced sleep the crew finds themselves in the middle of quite the pickle! First off, they didn’t want to be put under against their will, but they don’t really have time to think about it. The Not’n’avi are attacking!
With a mostly upgraded ship and some nifty new suits the crew has to shoot their way out. The Tenebris energy wall is no longer a viable defense as the enemy has figured out how to worm their way through the hole. With their new found stuff, the question now becomes, where to next?
Does Rowan’s suit stop her shifting abilities? Where is her exo suit? What’s going to happen to the Tenebris? How have the Not’n’avi been tracking them this whole time? Tune in and find out!
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Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Much to the sadness of the crew, they won’t actually be replaying all of Season 1 of Botched: A D&D Podcast. In fact, the simulation ended just before Yokkish could experience the joys of Elvish Medicine.
Meanwhile the Tenebris have been outfitting the ship with some technology that will allow them to pass through the energy field unharmed. There is probably one slight detail that the crew forgot about. That they were hired by the Not’n’avi to disable that energy wall.
How will they explain this to the Not’n’avi? Do they have a back up plan? Where in the universe is safe from the space Nazis? Tune in and find out!
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Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Wait, they’re still playing through season 1? Geez, well at least this time around there’s a reason for some of the stuff going on. Why do so many goblins keep spawning? Computer program!
The strangest thing about this episode, is how eerily similar some things went in this one as the counterpoint back at the beginning. We did not fake the rolls (regardless of what Australia says), I suppose sometimes the dice gods just like the story the way they like it.
Hold up, so if they’re replaying through season 1. What happens when they get to the door in the goblin cave? If someone is in need of medical aid, who will provide it? Will any limbs be taken? Tune in and find out!
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Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Hey everyone, remember season 1? No? Well we will help with that because the party has decided they really want to stay on the holodeck for a while.
You’ll notice that it sounds oddly familiar...like the group is playing back through a game they’ve already played. That being said, here we are again in good ol Angfadstatd. Except this time things are a little bit more meta.
How different will this play through be? How much more into the music will they get? How does love work? How much vomit will there be? Tune in and find out!
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Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Oh I’m sorry, not enough frog facts? Well guess what, we got more. If you’re not amused, neither is the dark matter drive.
Once the crew manages to get out of their little predicament, they make it to the Tenebras homeworld, only to find things are not what they anticipated.
With this new knowledge, the crew now has to make some decisions on what to do next.
What did they learn? How did they get out of the space between spaces? Why are the Tenebras the way they are? Why has no one ever used a holodeck for D&D before? Tune in and find out!
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Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! They just got this ship back, and they JUST outfitted it with a doohicky so they could be the first people to successfully pilot into a wormhole. 1 flight and they’ve already broken it. Seriously?
Now they are stuck in a space between dimensions. A place that time forgot I guess. However, they’re still able to move around, so maybe their ship isn’t all the way broken. Not only that but there’s a Tenebras ship frozen in front of them.
What do the Tenebras look like? Are they cyborgs? How will they get onto the other ship without being frozen too? How many odd facts do you know about poisonous frogs? Tune in and find out!
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Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Holy moly! It’s been a looooong time since the crew was piloting that old C.O.P. ship. However, in order to get into the wormhole, they will need to go and retrieve it. Home sweet home.
However, before the crew gets to their task, they of course want to ask a lot of questions to the ass-face guy. On top of that, Yokkish has some changes he wants to make in his life. Whether or not they’re for the better is up to interpretation.
What is Yokkish changing? What is inside the wormhole? How do wormholes even work? How does reading work? Tune in and find out!
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Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Back on the ship and not a moment to spare! Sal Vager has just taken off and is about to go into hyperdrive.
The crew have to make some split second decisions in order to stop him. Sal has the data that he downloaded from the base. Which is because he got there first. Because the crew decided to do some weird asteroid stuff and took forever. All that is to say, Sal sucks and he needs to get his comeuppance!
Will the crew catch Sal Vager? What exactly is on that thumb stick of information? What would Yokkish and Todd do with Sal if they ever caught him? What does a Glutean mouth look like? Tune in and find out!
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Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The great slug has fallen. The crew turned him into goo, and of course Todd kept some. Now they have to race to the server room before Sal Vager gets the data!
However, before they get there, they’ll find out that this station has a few other tricks up its sleeve. A lab and a server room are all that stand in their way. Doesn’t sound too hard, but nothing is as it seems.
What does this lab do? How does the server room stay cool? What if Todd could get revenge on his first big loss? What happens if the main computer is shut off? Tune in and find out!
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Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Bendelflurr is back! Not only that, but it seems he has figured out how to use those powers he got from Ursyla a while back. No longer just a mere Sluggogian, but now he wields untold elemental power.
The crew will have to use all their intelligence (what little they have) to take on this old foe. Sure they could run away, but where’s the fun in that? Little does the party know, how incredibly close they were to getting TKO’d if they had handled that fight any differently.
What does Bendelflurr have in store for them? How will the crew attempt to take down such a powerful foe? Mirror mirror on the wall, who’s the biggest douche of them all? Tune in and find out!
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Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The newly minted crew has made their presence known on the space station. Their newest companion, Rowan, seems to fit in just fine with the psychopathic actions of the others. People have this nasty tendency to pop like meat balloons when they show up.
They still have a long way to go before they get to the main computer, and they are far behind their competition. Speaking of competition, an old foe is lying in wait for them. Not only that, but this old foe is a lot stronger than the last time they met.
Who is this old foe? What’s an exo-suit? Why does the DM consistently change his approach to ruin any strategy the party comes up with? Tune in and find out!
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Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! What’s this?!? A new host has entered the game! Welcome to the show Jenna Garrett! The crew has finally arrived at the space station. Sure, they got there in one piece, but maybe if they had some balls, they would have gotten there sooner. Instead, two of their most hated rivals have beaten them there. Inside the station, things aren’t much better. On top of the goons from Sal Vager and Bendelflurr, there are also murder bots, hazardous corridors and deadly vents! Not fair! It is in these hallways they acquire a new ally, from the roster of one of their enemies. This wisecracking Pleaseon has better things to do than deal with these chuckleheads, but she decides to help them anyways. Who is this mysterious person? What dangers await in this station? What happens when a radioactive hammer is slammed down in the middle of someone’s spine? Tune in and find out!
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Editor: Dennis
Producer: Phil and Dennis
Executive Producers: James Thatcher, He Who Is Steve, Zach Anderson, Ray Hall, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Shannon Tucker, Big Jon, Bmel, Clay, Daniel H, Disgruntled Furniture, Notordirf
Publisher: Phil and Dennis
Art by Emily Swan
Music by Gozer
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Well, at least Yokkish isn’t a murder monster anymore. Well, he is, but now he is a metallic one that doesn’t feel the need to consume the flesh of the living...all the time. The crew continues their way to Todd’s original destination, in order to take that mystery job. Once they finally reach their destination, it has a bit of a multi level marketing feel to it. The presenter is a real asshole too. Like literally, he’s a Glutean, he has an ass for a face. Once accepted its a race to the finish against the other people on the same job. However, their job involves a space station hell bent on making sure no one ever gets inside. What is their mission? Who is this asshole? What is the deal with the ship? Why won’t the machine just hit send? Tune in and find out!
Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons.
If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to play with you for a completely different experience!
A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, prints and more!
Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.com
Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan
Art by Emily Swan
Music by Gozer
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Yokkish has been subdued finally. A newcomer has arrived to save the day. However, it turns out that it’s really Todd, who very conveniently just happened to be in the area. Todd has his own ship and sets to work to try and fix Yokkish. Since Todd has been in his own personal hell of being stuck in an explorer bot, he has learned how to cure wendigoism! Normally it’s next to impossible, but luckily, Yokkish was already a monster before that! Once that whole situation has been taken care of, it’s time to get Todd a new body. Where is Todd getting this body? How will they cure Yokkish? Where are they going next? Tune in and find out!
Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons.
If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to play with you for a completely different experience!
A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, prints and more!
Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.com
Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan
Art by Emily Swan
Music by Gozer
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Now that the crew has decided to play their own little game of Alien Isolation, but with a whole group against a Yokkish, things are escalating. First Yokkish was picking off people one or two at a time, but the group made a bunker. So Yokkish turned off gravity. There aren’t a whole lot of more options as Yokkish continues his onslaught. Unfortunately for the survivors, their leaders consist mainly of Zoop Zoop and Perkins. Not exactly the brave and the bold. If the crew can just get Yokkish by surprise, maybe, just maybe, they could kill him. How do you make an anti-gravity bong? What happens when you release acid in a zero g environment? Will Yokkish kill everyone? What is Perkins doing with that litter? Tune in and find out!
Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons.
If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to play with you for a completely different experience!
A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, prints and more!
Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.com