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Not long ago deep in the Appalachian wilds, a group of misfits joined forces to play dungeon’s and dragons. Inspired by boredom and equipped with loose morals and a questionable understanding of the rules, our heroes travel forth to explore strange new lands. Gather up your dice, your manuals, and your livers and join us on a quest to make absolute fools of ourselves. This is botched a DND podcast
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Not long ago deep in the Appalachian wilds, a group of misfits joined forces to play dungeon’s and dragons. Inspired by boredom and equipped with loose morals and a questionable understanding of the rules, our heroes travel forth to explore strange new lands. Gather up your dice, your manuals, and your livers and join us on a quest to make absolute fools of ourselves. This is botched a DND podcast
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A Pocketful of Perkins
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1 hour 3 minutes 23 seconds
3 years ago
A Pocketful of Perkins

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Now that the crew has decided to play their own little game of Alien Isolation, but with a whole group against a Yokkish, things are escalating. First Yokkish was picking off people one or two at a time, but the group made a bunker. So Yokkish turned off gravity. There aren’t a whole lot of more options as Yokkish continues his onslaught. Unfortunately for the survivors, their leaders consist mainly of Zoop Zoop and Perkins. Not exactly the brave and the bold. If the crew can just get Yokkish by surprise, maybe, just maybe, they could kill him. How do you make an anti-gravity bong? What happens when you release acid in a zero g environment? Will Yokkish kill everyone? What is Perkins doing with that litter? Tune in and find out!

Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons.

If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to play with you for a completely different experience!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, prints and more!

Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.com

Botched Archives
Not long ago deep in the Appalachian wilds, a group of misfits joined forces to play dungeon’s and dragons. Inspired by boredom and equipped with loose morals and a questionable understanding of the rules, our heroes travel forth to explore strange new lands. Gather up your dice, your manuals, and your livers and join us on a quest to make absolute fools of ourselves. This is botched a DND podcast