This week, we discuss the 2017 comedy ROUGH NIGHT, which came and went for reasons unknown. What is comedy? What is art? Can a movie still be a comedy if nobody is laughing? Check out this week's show to find out.
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This week, we delve into the endless run of Disney Channel original movies, or DCOMs as they're called, starting with 2006's WENDY WU: HOMECOMING WARRIOR. It's a terrible kung fu movie for kids that has aged like cheese.
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This week, we discuss the much-maligned finale of David Gordon Green's divisive trilogy, 2022's HALLOWEEN ENDS. Why did Green decide to largely sideline Michael Myers from his, to date, last movie?
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This week, we dig into one of the most hated slasher films of all time, 1993's JASON GOES TO HELL: THE FINAL FRIDAY. It's the ninth entry in a franchise, and even the most dedicated Jason Voorhees fans despise this one. What sets it apart from 11 other, admittedly not great, movies?
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This week, we open the floodgates on one of modern pop culture's biggest phenoms: 2008's TWILIGHT, a film that ruined vampires for an entire generation and jumpstarted the careers of Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart.
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This week, we discuss the underwhelming 2023 horror legacy sequel THE EXORCIST: BELIEVER, which was so hated by fans that David Gordon Green's planned sequels were immediately cancelled and another reboot is now planned.
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This week, we look into the admittedly terrible and weird 2003 family comedy THE CAT IN THE HAT, a film that Mike Myers starred in against his will and ensured we would never see another live-action Dr. Seuss film again.
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This week, we dig into the recent surge of newly-public domain character horror flicks with the 2023 critical disaster WINNIE THE POOH: BLOOD AND HONEY. It's ridiculous, it's nonsensical, and it doesn't care how much it hurts your childhood.
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This week, we take on a true oddball in every sense of the word, 2009's GENTLEMEN BRONCOS, a film about the bizarre nature of fiction writing and how easy it can be to get plagiarized.
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This week, we bob and weave as we talk the 1990 letdown ROCKY V. It killed the franchise for 16 years, but it has its own streetwise charm that can't be denied. Hear our thoughts on a film that even Sylvester Stallone himself has disavowed.
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This week, we discuss the dangers of Scientology and the fall of John Travolta with the 2000 disaster BATTLEFIELD EARTH, one of the worst movies of all time.
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This week, we dissect the very real and very tragic murder of the DeFeo Family that's horrifically dramatized in the 1982 sequel AMITYVILLE II: THE POSSESSION.
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Things get awkward this week as we tackle the 1982 horrifically racist kids movie THE TOY, starring Richard Pryor and Jackie Gleason. What a misguided, wildly uncomfortable movie.
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This week, we discuss a terrible kids action movie from 2003, AGENT CODY BANKS. How does a film this lukewarm get made? Why are Ian McShane, Keith David, Darrell Hammond, and Arnold Vosloo in this movie? Remember being a kid in the 2000s? Answers to all this and more.
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This week, we discuss a mutual favorite that is admittedly a subjectively bad movie, but fun as hell: 2004's VAN HELSING, a film that attempted to unify Universal's classic monsters into a shared universe a decade before their failed Dark Universe. Hot vampire hunters, ridiculous over the top Dracula, and a lot of lost money.
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This week, we discuss a really, really, ridiculously good-looking sequel that was decimated by critics back in 2016, ZOOLANDER 2. Does it violate our golden rule of comedy? Is it worth all the critical disdain? Let's find out together.
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In 1978, Ralph Bakshi developed a moderately successful adaptation of J.R.R. Tolkien's THE LORD OF THE RINGS. Say what you want about the film, but it inspired more than its fair share of future dreamers, including, of all people, future filmmaker Peter Jackson.
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What exactly makes a film a hit? Is it box office? Is it critical acclaim? Is it a rabid fan base? Who knows? We certainly consider 1991's HOOK a hit, but many critics don't. It's been condemned as Spielberg's worst film. We love it to death.
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How does a guaranteed billion-dollar hit underperform and drag three of DC Comics' most beloved icons down with it? Let's find out together as we dig into the bloated 2016 mess BATMAN V SUPERMAN: DAWN OF JUSTICE.
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Live-action cartoons rarely work, and 1999's INSPECTOR GADGET is among the most reviled. How does Matthew Broderick beat out a lineup of Hollywood's most likable actors to play a kiddie RoboCop with zero charisma? Listen and find out!
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