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A Book and A Bev
A Book and A Bev
88 episodes
1 day ago
An explicit podcast that involves drinking strong alcohol and discussing all things book related.
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An explicit podcast that involves drinking strong alcohol and discussing all things book related.
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A Book and A Bev
EP 83 - SARAH J MAAS THEORIES WITH A COURTOFTHORNSANDROSIE

Well we told you sneaky sausages that we would have a super special episode for the end of 2023. And whaddya know HERE IT IS.


We were cauldron blessed to have the chance to talk to Rosie (aka Acourtofthornsandrosie on TikTok and chemicalrosie_ on Insta) about a bunch of delightful and traumatic SJM canon and theory. OBVIOUSLY THIS EPISODE CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR ALL THINGS SJM. NOTHING IS SAFE. NOTHING IS OFF LIMITS.


Rosie is an absolute angel in human form and we are so grateful to wrap up 2023 with her.


This is our last episode for the year and we will see you in 2024 for HOFAS baby!

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1 year ago
44 minutes 1 second

A Book and A Bev
EP 82 - Toeing that Stank Puss (HOSAB) FT Emilysbookedup & Alittlebitbooked

Welcome to this weeks episode of the post cum come down. No, we are not in the house of Jesus. We are covering House of Sky and Breath by Sarah J Maas with the incredible Emilysbookedup and Alittlebitbooked.


We hope you are ready to suck down some grilled mermen like a golf ball through a garden hose. And if you’re not well too bad because we will play a tiny violin of jizz until it’s too uncomfortable and you need to put your toes away.


If that doesn’t make sense then we guess you better listen to the episode.


Music References:

  • Out of the Woods by Taylor Swift
  • Breakfast by Dove Cameron


Fan Art:

  • indrakiin 
  • Gabrielleragusi
  • Madschofield
  • Naarielart
  • Ajn_art 
  • Elizianna.the.one
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1 year ago
1 hour 9 minutes 47 seconds

A Book and A Bev
EP 81 - Lightning McQueen in my pussy (HOEAB) FT Alittlebitbooked & Emilysbookedup

Where have we come from? Where did we go? I don’t know but tell Jesus the bitch is back. Thats right - It’s time for House of Earth and Blood by Sarah J Maas. Join Briony, Georgia and our special guest hosts Emily and Jess (aka Emilysbookedup and Alittlebitbooked) as we put the ass in assassin or just straight in our asses. IDK. We have references to Lehabah aka the bubble gum flavour of death, Twisting dicks, an archangel on the dunny and of course Zap daddy and his toeeeeees. Join us next time as we cover HOSAB before our super secret special end of year episode before HOFAS comes out! Music Reference: - Unloveable by Delacey Fan Art: - Tangerine.eileen - Juliar.arts - Ivy_gwnedolline - Emiliesnaith_art - Rosalynnarts - Madschoefiled - Gabrielleragusi - Emilia.mildner

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1 year ago
1 hour 12 minutes 8 seconds

A Book and A Bev
EP 80 - Bouncing on the Beau Beau Stick (Hopeless) FT Tayreads and Caitsbookrecs

Well Chestnut Springs enthusiasts, it’s time. It’s time for broken Beau. It’s time for Bailey and her Baps. It’s time to get in a caravan that may or may not be a euphemism for Beau’s asshole. It’s time to read Hopeless by Elsie Silver.


It would not be a normal episode if there was not a sensational amount of references to out of pocket songs, bubble baths, snorkelling in bath water and of course - as always- more thirsting over a fictional man.


Our episodes are fortnightly for the rest of 2023 but we will back soon as we dive into another highly requested series soon!

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1 year ago
46 minutes 54 seconds

A Book and A Bev
EP 79 - WIldfire In My Pants (Wildfire) FT Tayreads & Caitsbookres

Welcome back camp counsellors. This week we are sure that the fire in our pants is a good thing as we cover Wildfire by Hannah Grace.


Your co-hosts are joined by special guests Tayreads and Caitsbookrecs as we spend the summer having a blast and fucking all over this sweet adorable summer camp.


How can we fit so much goodness into one short episode? Don’t you worry because, in the words of our MMC: we will make it fit. 


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1 year ago
43 minutes 6 seconds

A Book and A Bev
NON-EPISODE EPISODE - ITS BLOOPERS BABY

That's right, its been six months since the last time you saw behind the curtain so its time for another bloopers episode. This episode features some of our many guests hosts as well as a phenomenal broadway show by none other than Georgia's partner Aiden. We hope you will enjoy this song and dance and then come back next week as we go back to our regularly scheduled programme.

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1 year ago
37 minutes 31 seconds

A Book and A Bev
EP 78 - Send this to your therapist (Weird Crazy F*cked up Books)

This week we have a fantastically fucked up gift for you neurodivergent baddies. The OG Foursome has reunited as Ellie and Claire popped in for a quick traumatic event. 


What is that traumatic event you may ask? Well be sure to just share this episode directly with your therapist as we take a page out of Gia’s TikTok series Weird, Crazy, Fucked up books. 


We cover SIX absolutely bonkers books AKA:

  1. Taken by Canada by Colt Alcove (yes the country)
  2. Taken by the Lightning Bolt by Colt Alcove (yes the weather event)
  3. Claimed by a Coffee Mug by Shayla Storm (will never be able to have a coffee again)
  4. Back for Seconds (A Reverse Harem Feast) by JL Logosz (gobble gobble)
  5. Double Trouble by Kehlani Booth (…insisting on incest apparently)
  6. Space Raptor Butt Invasion by Chuck Tingle (self explanatory)


Be warned. There is a reason they are called WEIRD. CRAZY. FUCKED UP. But silver lining we get to watch Ellie react to this in real time. Sick.


We are taking a quick breather after this episode but will be back soon for some new releases!  

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1 year ago
41 minutes 50 seconds

A Book and A Bev
EP 77 - Death Grip On Deaths Dick (Belladonna) FT Emilysbookedup

This week we are moonwalking into the delectable gothic tale that is Belladonna by Adalyn Grace. 


We are joined by Emilysbookedup from bookstagram as we all collectively swoon over a new shadow daddy. There are references to Michael Jackson, cannibal babies and literal barns for hands.


We hope you enjoy this episode!


Music Reference:

  • You and I by PVRIS:


Fan art:

  • Dazzlingjedi 
  • janedark_7 
  • Bethgilbet_art commissions for atouchofmagicdesigns 
  • Hatchatwork 
  • Elizianna.the.one 
  • Abigail_larson 
  • Sage.and.other.herbs 
  • Luxury_banshee
  • Artoffrostandflame 
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1 year ago
43 minutes 1 second

A Book and A Bev
EP 76 - Plunge My Ass, Mr Ghost (PenPal) ft. tayreads & caitsbookrecs

Welcome back! Hide your bums and bunny rabbits, this week we’re covering PenPal by JT Geissinger. If you thought your normal hosts were unhinged, you’re going to want to truly strap in for this episode. Our two special guests tayreads & caitsbookrecs help us create a musical masterpiece with the likes of Rhianna, Hannah Montana, Labrinth and many more. Yes, there may also be references to our FMC being f*cked by a sea cucumber, plunging asses, prolapsing bunny rabbits and thumbs in bums. But if there wasn’t any obscure references, would it truly be an episode of A Book & A Bev? Music Reference: Just Pretend by Bad Omens.

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1 year ago
40 minutes 7 seconds

A Book and A Bev
EP 75 - Take Me To Bed Vamp Daddy (Six Scorched Roses) FT alittlebitbooked

This week we are bringing you two amazing things:

  1. the novella, Six Scorched Roses by Carissa Broadbent; and
  2. a special guest host from bookstagram - Jess aka alittlebitbooked


In this episode, we sink our teeth into this short and sharp novella but don’t you worry as there is still debauchery to be had. 


We have a clear distrust of all things dust and pig tails. However at the same time we are manifesting ourselves as the literal bed of vampy daddy Vale.


Be warned that  Briony has some technical issues at the beginning of this episode and glitches into the multiverse. None the less, we hope you will accept this rose (don’t ask where we were storing it) and enjoy this episode.


Music Reference:

  • Oblivion by Bastille


Fan Art:

  • castleinthesky


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1 year ago
34 minutes 5 seconds

A Book and A Bev
EP 74 - Cuming In Daddy’s House (Your Dad Will Do) ft. Tayreads


Welcome to some daddy, daughter, son fun. Today we’re covering Your Dad Will Do by the queen herself, Katee Robert. 


We go on an absolute wild journey through Pirates of the Caribbean fanfiction (ft. captain cock), eating coochie like it’s smiley fritz, coochie/girl math and then we end on Noo Noo from the Teletubbies in a slutty black dress. 


 If you don’t like daddy kinks, this episode isn’t for you. 


Thoughts & prayers. 

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1 year ago
34 minutes 59 seconds

A Book and A Bev
EP 73 - Theo Silvas Dirty Sluts (Reckless) FT Tayreads

Strap into your chaps and unleash the dirty little slut. Let’s go! This week we are wrapping up book 4 of the Chestnut Springs series with Reckless by Elsie Silver.


We have a special appearance by not only Tayreads as a guest host but also Rob Kardashian and Geoff the purple wiggle (in spirit). There is also a variety of muzzing, line dancing and the Macarena while we all collectively get pregnant from Theo Silvia’s dirty mouth.


There is also some sad news with a podcast update at the end of this episode. Stay tuned for more info. 

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1 year ago
55 minutes 38 seconds

A Book and A Bev
EP 72 - Choked Out By Jasper Cullen (Powerless)

Get ready to throw your engagement rings out the window and crawl towards your favourite podcast covering yet another Chestnut Springs novel - Powerless by Elsie Silver. There’s a lot to see tonight, we’ve got your favourite friends to lovers sweetness, Jasper Cullen filling up roast turkeys and doing the renegade to your friends family trauma. Our FMC turns into an ikea flat pack and we forget how to function like normal humans because of our sweet broken man’s filthy mouth. As always, you’re welcome x

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1 year ago
41 minutes 59 seconds

A Book and A Bev
EP 71 - Grumpy Cowboys & Screaming Semen (Heartless)

Welcome one & all to an encounter with three women going absolutely feral over one grumpy, fictional cowboy. Today we’re covering Heartless by our lord and saviour Elsie Silver. 


There may be mentions of semen slip & slides, pushing kids in pools & pizza sandwiches. Not only that but we’re making Ellie extremely uncomfortable by reading all of the extremely filthy things that our MMC says, out loud, in your ears. You’re welcome.


Hold onto your cowboy hats and chaps, you’re not ready for our filthy mouthed Daddy Cade.

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1 year ago
50 minutes 2 seconds

A Book and A Bev
EP 70 - C*nt Struck Cowboy (Flawless)

Howdy partners. In a twist that we didn’t really see coming, we are (as a collective) now buckle bunny’s and we are taking you all with us.  


That’s right. Slap my ass in some chaps and call me M’AM because this week we start the sensational Chestnut springs series with Flawless by Elsie Silver.


We learn about Briony’s cowboy related trauma, the perks of whipped cream and you get bonus content in the form of explicit dirty talk from not only the MMC but your cohosts as we jump on the back of a bull and ride it all the way home to where we are brawling over who gets what brother. Are you surprised? We would hope not at this stage. 


Music Reference:

- Playlist is in the book you sexy beasts.


Fan Art:

- NIL which makes us sad.


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1 year ago
47 minutes 34 seconds

A Book and A Bev
EP 69 - Call Me Shadow Daddy (Fourth Wing)

Get yourself a sick tan and some new adidas sneakers and let’s go to the Navarro cheer squad finals because this week your co-hosts are gasping in fantasy. It’s time for Fourth Wing by Rebecca Yarros.


We have got references to big black dragons, Joe from princess diaries, weaponised ejaculate coming from the bottom and Captain Jack Sparrow.


We also meet new member of the super-hot-fictional-men-that-we-would-let-break-our-backs club. 


NEW EPISODES WEEKLY.


Music Reference:

  • Devil I Know by Suki Waterhouse
  • The Great War by Taylor Swift


Fan Art:

  • Castleintheskky
  • Aokiart_
  • Llibiarts
  • hachandraws
  • Ajn_art
  • Blueillusionart
  • rosiethorns88
  • Emilia.mildner
  • cludi_a_ 
  • Hmmr.art
  • drsoaresrex
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2 years ago
1 hour 6 minutes 27 seconds

A Book and A Bev
EP 68 - Astrid Parker Does Pantry Porn (Astrid Parker Doesn't Fail)

HELLO AND GOOD EVENING TO ALL THE GIRLS, GAYS AND THEYS.


We are back from our mid year break and this weeks episode is on another LGBTQ rom com. AKA Astrid Parker Doesn’t Fail by Ashley Herring Blake.


 We can’t wait for you to join us as we eat pray love our way from cancer and into a platonic sister love puddle. Among other things, this episode will feature obscure references to Bob the builder, the fashion icon that is Dangerfield, Jasper Cullen and Platonic sister love puddles.


Slay.


Music Reference:

Sparks Fly by Taylor Swift (Taylors Version) (obvs)


Fan Art:

  • Beccapodos 
  • Nkwiinter
  • lenikauffman



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2 years ago
53 minutes 52 seconds

A Book and A Bev
NON-EPISODE EPISODE: Mid Year Catch Up

NON-EPISODE EPISODE: Mid Year Catch Up


Hello to all the girls, gays and they. We are rested, recuperated and ready to get up in your ear holes once more. That's right your favourite bookish sluts are back from mid year break.


In this weeks mini episode we are catching up on what we have been reading and what you can expect from us over the next six months.

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2 years ago
10 minutes 6 seconds

A Book and A Bev
EP 67 - Royal Gay Gasp (Red White and Royal Blue)

This week we are wrapping up pride month with the MM romance classic that is Red White and Royal Blue by Casey McQuiston. We have so many references to the English monarchy and American political system that you might mistake us for being civilised adults. But then Ellie gets unusual emotional and once again brings up the the Vanderpump Rules Reunion and you remember that we are fucking odd to say the least. ANYWAYS we are taking a couple of weeks off after this weeks episode but will be back soon with more nonsense. Music Reference: - Secret Love Song by Little Mix Fan Art: - C_leadraw - Kidovna - Chioink - Stardisnight - Vkelleyart

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2 years ago
52 minutes 32 seconds

A Book and A Bev
EP 66 - Ellie’s Vision Quest (The Demons Bargain)

We’re calling to our fellow Winchester girls, gays and theys, its time to delve into The Demons Bargain by Katee Robert.


Buckle in, because Georgia’s giving you sex-Ed on how to prep for demon penetration, Briony is explaining how our FMC sucks demon d**k like it’s fettuccini & Ellie is left feeling extremely uncomfortable with this monster romance, mainly for the fact that this demon has horns for eyes and clawed feet. 


Never fear though, because who can say no to a giant, shredded for Stereosonic, scary looking demon being weak when it comes to their vicious little witch and vowing death to all of her enemies??? AND LETTING US PEG THEM?!?! WE CAN’T! 


New episode is live! 

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2 years ago
33 minutes 24 seconds

A Book and A Bev
An explicit podcast that involves drinking strong alcohol and discussing all things book related.