Welcome one & all to an encounter with three women going absolutely feral over one grumpy, fictional cowboy. Today we’re covering Heartless by our lord and saviour Elsie Silver. 

There may be mentions of semen slip & slides, pushing kids in pools & pizza sandwiches. Not only that but we’re making Ellie extremely uncomfortable by reading all of the extremely filthy things that our MMC says, out loud, in your ears. You’re welcome.

Hold onto your cowboy hats and chaps, you’re not ready for our filthy mouthed Daddy Cade.