Aquaphors of water undergroud creating a great and dark sea that has never seen the light of day, mysterious beings and long lost items dweel in the deep parts of the planet as our adventures continue with falling stalactites and eating too much squid. dont forgwt to check out Bard Soup and Cri 1 & Dun.
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This wake-up brings our players to silence as death has knocked on every door but theirs, a Bone Beast stalks them as its fellow puppets are marionetted by a master unseen but heard throughout by the childlike laughter in the rubbing of his wooden limbs. follow along and email youwannadowhatpodcast@gmail.com
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"like watching toast fight crackers..."
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Shelengal gets impaled and left in a magically induced coma as the disturbing sounds of a little girls laughter can be heard throughout the underdark, Miconids hide and PsylociliBob hangs out with Magic Mushroom Mike, Fatal Fungi Frank, and Butt Boy "buttstuff" bob (who likes stuffing butts). The DM winces and the story goes on. check out Dichotomy games and dont forget to subscribe!
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innkeepers crept out and odd drinks ordered, but theres no use crying over spilt jizz buckets. The party makes its way to Helengal's home to find hearthreak and kink waiting for him, Tears shed and lovers lost in tonight's game, email youwannadowhatpodcast@gmail.com
A dash of Hot Sauce adds flavour with The Hot Sauce Man joining the YWDW team in a Karen-filled SPA!, Listen as these Karens make employees lives a livong hell whilst giving the DM a run for his sanity, listen as corndogs in space meets demanding for managers then discrediting them immediately. check out The Hot Sauce Man in instagram for tasty additions to your meals.
The players talk of rubbing themselves in butter as part of their bedtime routine, burning a bridge as they cross it. then talk.
Ing about stabbing with "Greg from accounting". Following this they decide to throw a bucket of jizz on a god and then decide to sell gamer dwarf bathwater. this and more!
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When the liminal time and space lifts, the first thing is asking a joke where to go. No, I'm not kidding, then comes the dismay at wet noises and tentacles, but of course
"I'm not going to judge a man for how much meat he leaves on the ground, only what's in his mouth"
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Chronomancy was always feared...until these players bought it a drink. listen as more shenanigans with loot drops like you've never heard and a drunken woman with ill intentions, listen later to Dichotomy Games on https://www.twitch.tv/ixiontheunlucky
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DICHOTOMY GAMES joins us as more odd things happen, such as; scaring shark people with sudden erections, bad poetry battles, pantsing someone and then an axe to the skull, and more!, email us anytime at youwannadowhatpodcast@gmail.com
The magic returns as they immediately ask
"can i eldritch blast the floor?" but of course they want more, like "a pack of lips? bring that sister down here!" and then "i dont like being insulted by books and thats not even a book, damn laughing paper! " when they find out how guards keep people in creatively "they stole the stairs!?!?! cant have shit around here (other player) is this jersey? "
DM "it's always good to have a free hand for profanities"
ans traveling in style with "i gotta see this, what? my goat? on this salary? IN THIS ECONOMY?"
they then want to buy "a shark coochie board"
*while taking out multiple pairs of glasses*
"i just put a new pair on top of the old pair"
HOW DO YOU BREAK THE 4TH WALL WHEN THERE ARE NO WALLS!?!?!
tradin' juice
im married to this emu
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We rejoin after a long absence and a well needed break. however as always we have nonsense such as:
HIS FIRST TATTOO IS SOUP
soup in the face
yank em inside and kick their ass
you're going to mosh pit them to death?
player "i'm going to pull out some rope" DM "uh oh"
the hell with it, you get advantage, 32. okay, no advantage!
is it a deck of many thongs!?!!?!?
ah, the old yelly licky
can i pivot to not punch him?
im not used to the crack force running through me!
im going to make a reverse crack point barry! it was me barry i laced yo shit!
bejeweled buttplugs!
spider goat the size of a horse
its a fuck-you-nicorn
and much much more!
how close is he to the gobbler?
what if he has a bad fart? is the intent to do damage?
YOU GOT A WISH ON WISH? AND WHAT BARDIC INSPIRATION ON TEMU!??!
and all through the the house not a creature was stirring, except your dumb ass
are we giving luc,k to a god?....why not? wish the god luck....
i dont want to wander around gods nipple
The game begins with ''its time to club some baby seals! , oh wait, "its baby seal clubbing time" that's the exact quote'' and when regular tactics wont work... "IM GOING TO FEED IT TACO BELL, ....does the monster have a butthole? NOT ANYMORE!...alas, worse to come when The devourer of Divinity is on the dead Gods crotch the players remind you of his name being "you mean tentacles McGee?" and in a way only The Cadet can pull of he Rolled a 5 to remember the name (Luxara) with a "i rolled a 5 to remember the woman's name who i knocked up." which brought us all the way around to "Pregnant Princess Ladybird (aka Wilford Brimley?)" and email us anytime at youwannadowhatpodcast@gmail.com and find us on youtube!
