We rejoin after a long absence and a well needed break. however as always we have nonsense such as:
HIS FIRST TATTOO IS SOUP
soup in the face
yank em inside and kick their ass
you're going to mosh pit them to death?
player "i'm going to pull out some rope" DM "uh oh"
the hell with it, you get advantage, 32. okay, no advantage!
is it a deck of many thongs!?!!?!?
ah, the old yelly licky
can i pivot to not punch him?
im not used to the crack force running through me!
im going to make a reverse crack point barry! it was me barry i laced yo shit!
bejeweled buttplugs!
spider goat the size of a horse
its a fuck-you-nicorn
and much much more!