Actress and comedian Mary Shalaby joins Will and Rusty to talk about her brief stint as a podcaster, altar serving, and why everyone thought she brought acid to prom. The gang also dives into what Gru’s been up to, Mary’s plans to marry into the Kennedy family, and the looming threat of robot world domination. Finally, they draft old wives’ tales and Disney shows that don’t exist. FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/playdatepod RUSTY’S SONGS OF THE DAY: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2e5sF4pBj2HBZDoMhymnNf?si=w38C4sjDT6i4OIXq9f_eSg FOLLOW MARY: TIKTOK https://www.tiktok.com/@real_mary_mother_of_god?_t=ZT-8vZDCI9pb5f&_r=1 IG https://www.instagram.com/mary.shalaby/ SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: ! NEW FLAVOR ! ACCELERATOR COTTON CANDY BY LIVVY DUNNE NOW AVAILABLE ON AMAZON ($10 OFF UNTIL 4/18) https://www.amazon.com/stores/page/FB06B38E-F0C2-479F-9DA5-FD4A1C852B07?channel=Playdate VISIT https://us.dollarshaveclub.com/collections/playdate-podcast AND USE PROMO CODE PLAYDATE FOR 20% OFF $20 OR MORE. THIS EPISODE IS SPONSORED BY BETTERHELP. IF YOU’RE THINKING OF STARTING THERAPY, VISIT HTTPS://WWW.BETTERHELP.COM/PD FOR 10% OFF YOUR FIRST MONTH AND GET ON YOUR WAY TO BEING YOUR BEST SELF. 00:00 Intro 04:06 Living in New York 07:28 Pool Parties 12:06 Mutual Friends 17:34 Fitted Up Babies 21:44 The Biggest Host 24:51 Driverless Cars 36:28 Roadmap 39:46 Pitch Submissions 50:18 Pitches 59:43 This Guy Rocks 01:12:46 9/11 Babies 01:21:41 Old Wives’ Tales that Don’t Exist 01:30:57 Disney Shows that Don’t Exist 01:28:00 Whose Personality are you Stealing? #AlmostFriday #FridayBeers #PlaydatePod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Will and Rusty swap airport stories for old times’ sake, share their adoration for Love on the Spectrum, and invent the Three Lunch Day. The boys also prank Lauren and reminisce about their days mowing lawns. Plus, they draft social experiments and reggae songs that don’t exist. FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/playdatepod SHOP OUR MERCH: https://almostfriday.shop/collections/playdate-pod RUSTY’S SONGS OF THE DAY: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2e5sF4pBj2HBZDoMhymnNf?si=w38C4sjDT6i4OIXq9f_eSg SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: SHOP SKIMS MENS AT https://www.skims.com/PLAYDATE AND SKIMS STORES. LAST CALL: THE AFTER-ALCOHOL PRODUCT THAT ACTUALLY WORKS. VISIT https://trylastcall.com/PLAYDATE FOR 25% OFF YOUR FIRST ORDER. 00:00 Intro 03:45 The Biggest Box You’ve Ever Seen 12:15 Willy’s Trip to Charleston 18:53 Chicken Jockey 26:39 what do you want to be when you grow up? 32:39 Barbecue Maxing 42:58 Stagecoach 47:26 Roadmap 52:18 Pitch Submissions 58:51 Pitches 01:10:26 Teach Me Something 01:15:20 This Guy Rocks 01:19:39 Drafts 01:30:42 Rose, Bud, Thorn #AlmostFriday #FridayBeers #PlaydatePod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Artist and creator Tanner Agpoon (aka Tommy Noble aka Falcon) joins the boys for another wonderful Playdate. Tanner shares on growing up in Kansas City, starting to make music at age twelve, and his current battle with the skunks living under his house. The boys also talk about the invisible string theory, Magic Mike, and the man who once lived in Rusty’s vents. Finally, they draft sayings and cocktails that don’t exist.  HELP US WIN A WEBBY! VOTE HERE: https://vote.webbyawards.com/PublicVoting?fbclid=PAZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAaZEV7Z7gvRgV0VWB69RbXh1W2WWDBi1gedrqBwX-e3IWOprRWVk5D_waK0_aem_yAjtqzxYpbUR9Vd9RQxtgQ%23%2F2025%2Fpodcasts%2Findividual-episode%2Fcomedy#/2025/podcasts/individual-episode/comedy FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/playdatepod SHOP OUR MERCH: https://almostfriday.shop/collections/playdate-pod FOLLOW TANNER: https://www.instagram.com/tommynoble111/ STREAM TANNER’S NEW EP GROWING PAINS: https://open.spotify.com/album/2UM5z7Bid8Brs2p5Uj1FQK?si=ujI1ZV6uTHCTWuES_F5y0g SHOP TANNER’S CLOTHING LINE: https://readabookla.com/ SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: ! NEW FLAVOR ! ACCELERATOR COTTON CANDY BY LIVVY DUNNE NOW AVAILABLE ON AMAZON ($10 OFF UNTIL 4/18) https://www.amazon.com/stores/page/FB06B38E-F0C2-479F-9DA5-FD4A1C852B07?channel=Playdate START YOUR NEW MORNING RITUAL & GET UP TO 43% OFF YOUR @MUDWTR WITH CODE PLAYDATE AT www.mudwtr.com/playdate! #mudwtrpod UPGRADE YOUR WARDROBE AND SAVE ON @TRUECLASSIC AT https://www.trueclassic.com/PLAYDATE #trueclassicpod 00:00 Intro 04:26 Meet Tanner 11:01 Getting into Comedy 22:48 The BEST Way to Watch a TV Series 31:42 Growing Up in Kansas 40:17 Roadmap 41:15 Pitch Submissions 54:53 Pitches 59:03 This Guy Rocks 01:05:06 Teach Me Something 01:08:47 Sayings that Don’t Exist 01:12:08 Cocktails that Don’t Exist 01:17:33 Whose Personality are you Stealing? #AlmostFriday #FridayBeers #PlaydatePod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Happy Monday, Playmates! Willy recaps AFTV’s first live show tour, Rusty reminisces about his week at wilderness camp, and Lauren is morphing into the boys. The gang also shares a touching conversation about the coolest days of their lives and dissects the mystery of the McRib. Plus, the boys serve up the best captions for your next Strava workout. FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/playdatepod LISTEN TO RUSTY’S SONGS OF THE DAY PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2e5sF4pBj2HBZDoMhymnNf?si=N2tmrcS3RsabP9ZOYIKkSg&pi=B9Za7CLVSa6Us USE BETMGM BONUS CODE PLAYDATE AND GET YOUR $1500 FIRST BET OFFER TODAY https://promo.nj.betmgm.com/en/promo/geolocator?orh=promo.betmgm.com&wm=7123555 GET 20% OFF @CHUBBIES WITH THE CODE PLAY AT https://www.chubbiesshorts.com/play #chubbiespod CONTROL BODY ODOR ANYWHERE WITH @SHOP.MANDO AND GET $5 OFF YOUR STARTER PACK (THAT’S OVER 40% OFF) WITH PROMO CODE PLAYDATE AT https://shopmando.com/ #MANDOPOD 00:00 Intro 00:25 Getting Rid of 30,000 Beers 09:13 Recapping the AFTV Tour 13:14 Do NOT Go to DeLuca’s 21:50 American Food 28:52 The Best Days of our Lives 43:20 Roadmap 51:16 Pitch Submissions 01:15:17 Pitches 01:19:45 Teach Me Something 01:26:55 This Guy Rocks 01:32:26 Drafts 01:36:03 Whose Personality are you Stealing? #AlmostFriday #FridayBeers #PlaydatePod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The gang discusses the Founding Fathers, throwing up things you’ve never eaten, and turning blue. Rusty teaches Will about a fascinating treasure hunt and pitches his idea for a hit new show, Cousin Island. Plus, the boys draft British pubs that don’t exist and share the hottest new Instagram captions of 2025. FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/playdatepod GRAB A REFRESHING TWISTED TEA TODAY https://www.twistedtea.com/ HEAD TO https://guyfox.com/playdate AND USE CODE FRIDAY FOR FREE SHIPPING & $10 OFF YOUR PURCHASE RIGHT NOW! LAST CALL: THE AFTER-ALCOHOL PRODUCT THAT ACTUALLY WORKS. VISIT https://trylastcall.com/PLAYDATE FOR 25% OFF YOUR FIRST ORDER. 00:00 Intro 00:24 Fear of Swimming 08:24 School Bathrooms 12:12 New Sketches 16:57 Temptation Island 27:01 Will Blue Himself 39:20 Roadmap 39:57 Pitch Submissions 45:42 Pitches 53:44 Teach Me Something 01:04:54 This Guy Rocks 01:10:05 British Pubs that Don’t Exist 01:12:03 Hottest IG Captions of 2025 01:15:42 Whose Personality are you Stealing? #AlmostFriday #FridayBeers #PlaydatePod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Will and Rusty talk about getting arrested for loitering, a cheese panic at the deli, Freaks and Geeks, and Omegle. Rusty also threw a temper tantrum over burgers last weekend, and Will pitches the Shampoo Splitter. Plus, the boys discuss buying Instagram followers, ostriches, and brainstorm April Fools’ pranks that don’t even exist. FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/playdatepod HEAD TO http://www.drinktriple.com/playdate TO GET 10% OFF THE ORIGINAL HIGH SELTZER USING CODE: PLAYDATE. 0% HANGOVER, 100% SOCIAL.  ACCELERATOR AVAILABLE ON AMAZON. UPGRADE YOUR ENERGY HERE https://www.amazon.com/stores/page/FB06B38E-F0C2-479F-9DA5-FD4A1C852B07?channel=Playdate TRY HUEL WITH 15% OFF + FREE GIFT FOR NEW CUSTOMERS TODAY USING CODE FRIDAY AT https://www.huel.com/PLAYDATE. FUEL YOUR BEST PERFORMANCE WITH HUEL TODAY! 00:00 Intro 04:30 Catfishing 06:31 Hamburger Frenzy 12:53 April Fools’ Planks 16:41 March Madness 23:45 Grocery Store Blowout 30:14 Roadmap 32:27 Pitch Submissions 40:47 Pitches 45:21 This Guy Rocks 49:48 Teach Me Something 55:25 April Fools’ Pranks that Don’t Exist 01:00:33 Ways to Say You’re Going to Bed 01:06:20 Whose Personality are you Stealing? #AlmostFriday #FridayBeers #PlaydatePod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The gang talks about stinky Ubers, Diet Coke consumption, and going live on Instagram after a wisdom teeth removal. Will and Rusty also recap their drink around the world experience at EPCOT, dive into the origins of the popsicle, and break down a Playmate’s pitch to make your parties 10x better (hint: it involves a really tall guy). Plus, the boys draft sayings that don’t exist, MLB opening day edition, and analyze what specific dreams mean. FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/playdatepod HEAD TO http://www.drinktriple.com/playdate TO GET 10% OFF THE ORIGINAL HIGH SELTZER AND TRIPLE DROP USING CODE: PLAYDATE. 0% HANGOVER, 100% SOCIAL.  START YOUR NEW MORNING RITUAL & GET UP TO 43% OFF YOUR @MUDWTR WITH CODE PLAYDATE AT www.mudwtr.com/playdate! #mudwtrpod USE BETMGM BONUS CODE PLAYDATE AND GET YOUR $1500 FIRST BET OFFER TODAY https://promo.nj.betmgm.com/en/promo/geolocator?orh=promo.betmgm.com&wm=7123555 UPGRADE YOUR WARDROBE AND SAVE ON @TRUECLASSIC AT https://www.trueclassic.com/PLAYDATE #trueclassicpod 00:00 Intro 00:17 Reckless Uber Drivers 11:00 Willy’s Live Show 16:16 Rollercoasters 27:20 Getting Kicked in the Nuts 36:51 Roadmap 37:36 Pitch Submissions 54:49 Pitches 58:42 Teach Me Something 01:03:42 This Guy Rocks 01:10:55 Sayings that Don’t Exist: MLB Edition 01:14:22 What your Dreams Mean 01:18:24 Whose Personality are you Stealing? #AlmostFriday #FridayBeers #PlaydatePod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Friend, actor, and comedian Luke Null joins the pod again to talk feet pics, Sue Sylvester, and the logistics of starting a zoo in your neighborhood. The boys also reminisce about the magic twisty worm, break down terminal velocity, and praise the high honor of someone saving your playlist on Spotify. Plus, they hear some of the best Playmate pitches yet and draft adult film plotlines and breakup songs that don’t exist. This episode's a hoot — enjoy, kiddos! FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/playdatepod FOLLOW LUKE: https://www.instagram.com/luke_null/ HEAD TO http://www.drinktriple.com/playdate TO GET 10% OFF THE ORIGINAL HIGH SELTZER AND TRIPLE DROP USING CODE: PLAYDATE. 0% HANGOVER, 100% SOCIAL.  CONTROL BODY ODOR ANYWHERE WITH @SHOP.MANDO AND GET $5 OFF YOUR STARTER PACK (THAT’S OVER 40% OFF) WITH PROMO CODE PLAYDATE AT https://shopmando.com/ #MANDOPOD F*%K YOUR KHAKIS AND GET THE PERFECT JEAN 15% OFF WITH THE CODE PLAYDATE15 AT www.theperfectjean.nyc/PLAYDATE15 #theperfectjeanpod PICK UP SOUTHERN COMFORT WHISKEY FOR YOUR NEXT PREGAME OR WATCH PARTY. SOCO IS EASY GOING AND DOWNRIGHT DELICIOUS. https://www.southerncomfort.com/  00:00 Intro 00:49 Welcome Back Luke 06:21 Milennial Restaurants 09:12 The Worst Person to Sit Next To on the Plane 20:58 Squirmles 26:31 Our Hotel Flooded 32:13 Luke’s Special 45:18 Polluted Waters 49:29 Buried Alive 52:53 Roadmap 58:19 Prank Call 01:04:48 Pitch Submissions 01:22:44 Pitches 01:22:45 Teach Me Something 01:45:19 This Guy Rocks 01:51:33 Drafts 02:07:57 Whose Personality are you Stealing? #AlmostFriday #FridayBeers #PlaydatePod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Comedian, writer, and actor Dan Carney joins Playdate to break down the unspoken rules of couch surfing, a run-in with the creator of the Minecraft theme song, and some thoughts on Ron DeSantis. The gang also dives into Amish culture, Quakers, and the curious prospect of owning a pet mouse. Plus, Dan pitches his revolutionary sock pocket, and the boys draft sayings and desserts that don’t exist. FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/playdatepod WATCH US PLAY BEERIO KART: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQC0Oq1Bdcs FOLLOW DAN: https://www.instagram.com/danmancarney/ WATCH RUN CLUB: https://www.youtube.com/@RunClubTheShow  HEAD TO http://www.drinktriple.com/playdate TO GET 10% OFF THE ORIGINAL HIGH SELTZER USING CODE: PLAYDATE. 0% HANGOVER, 100% SOCIAL.  TRY EVERY MAN JACK TODAY https://www.everymanjack.com/ HEAD TO https://guyfox.com/playdate AND USE CODE FRIDAY FOR FREE SHIPPING & $10 OFF YOUR PURCHASE RIGHT NOW! 00:00 Intro 03:14 Run Club 12:45 Lauren Lost Her Phone 20:26 Flipturn 25:29 Growing Up in FL 31:19 The Amish 43:27 What’s New with Dan 57:36 Roadmap 59:11 Pitch Submissions 01:13:58 Pitches 01:21:25 Teach Me Something 01:30:23 This Guy Rocks 01:38:20 Sayings that Don’t Exist 01:41:09 Desserts that Don’t Exist 01:45:21 Whose Personality are you Stealing? #AlmostFriday #FridayBeers #PlaydatePod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Comedian, actor, and writer Liam Cullagh joins Playdate again to talk about jawline workouts, getting sent to the principal’s office, kangaroos, and seeing cartoon stars. Willy (sort of) pitches a Pringles can for hats, and Rusty shares his fondest memories of causing a ruckus. Plus, the gang drafts new names for your group chat, and Liam gets carried away with new ways to say you’re high. FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/playdatepod FOLLOW LIAM: https://www.instagram.com/liamcullagh_/ SEE ALMOST FRIDAY TV LIVE: https://almostfridaytv.com/pages/live-show-tour-dates SUBSCRIBE TO AFTV: https://www.youtube.com/@AlmostFridayTV HEAD TO http://www.drinktriple.com/playdate TO GET 10% OFF THE ORIGINAL HIGH SELTZER USING CODE: PLAYDATE. 0% HANGOVER, 100% SOCIAL.  GET 20% OFF @CHUBBIES WITH THE CODE PLAY AT https://www.chubbiesshorts.com/play #chubbiespod VISIT https://us.dollarshaveclub.com/collections/playdate-podcast AND USE PROMO CODE PLAYDATE FOR 20% OFF $20 OR MORE. GRAB A REFRESHING TWISTED TEA TODAY https://www.twistedtea.com/ 00:00 Intro 01:05 Rusty’s Problem with Bikers 07:04 Mewing 11:06 Liam Saw André 3000 17:01 Middle School Football 23:20 Size Matters 33:23 Discovering Weed 42:49 Liam’s Teacher Squared Up to Him 47:39 Roadmap 49:33 Pitch Submissions 01:01:22 Pitches 01:05:17 Teach Me Something 01:11:47 This Guy Rocks 01:14:31 Names for your Group Chat 01:19:41 New Ways to Say You’re High 01:21:41 Whose Personality are you Stealing? #AlmostFriday #FridayBeers #PlaydatePod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Will goes sand crazy, Rusty’s convinced there’s a man living in his vents, and the gang breaks down Urinetown. The boys dive into their theatre days, accidentally eating weed brownies at school, Cosmic Encounter, and a raccoon sandwich. Plus, Will and Rusty draft ways to tell your friend you’re hungry and how to best cancel plans. FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/playdatepod DONATE TO OUTREACHPARAGUAY: https://www.outreachparaguay.org/donate HEAD TO http://www.drinktriple.com/playdate TO GET 10% OFF THE ORIGINAL HIGH SELTZER USING CODE: PLAYDATE. 0% HANGOVER, 100% SOCIAL.  ACCELERATOR AVAILABLE ON AMAZON. UPGRADE YOUR ENERGY HERE https://www.amazon.com/stores/page/FB06B38E-F0C2-479F-9DA5-FD4A1C852B07?channel=Playdate THIS EPISODE IS SPONSORED BY BETTERHELP. IF YOU’RE THINKING OF STARTING THERAPY, VISIT HTTPS://WWW.BETTERHELP.COM/PD FOR 10% OFF YOUR FIRST MONTH AND GET ON YOUR WAY TO BEING YOUR BEST SELF. 00:00 Intro 03:37 The Biggest Bird House Imaginable 09:35 Watermelon Gate 15:22 Forgetting your Lines 24:49 Old Orchard Beach, Maine 33:57 Our Favorite Cities 39:45 Funny Roommates 48:10 Roadmap 50:52 Pitch Submissions 55:40 Analyzing Will’s Hinge 01:15:21 Pitches 01:20:23 Teach Me Something 01:25:35 This Guy Rocks 01:31:55 Drafts 01:34:10 Whose Personality are you Stealing? #AlmostFriday #FridayBeers #PlaydatePod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The boys talk about road rage, LA locals, and iPad kids. Willy gets a new board game from a Playmate, and Rusty is fed up. Plus, the gang takes a moment to appreciate nights out that don’t end in a Taco Bell order. FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/playdatepod HEAD TO http://www.drinktriple.com/playdate TO GET 10% OFF THE ORIGINAL HIGH SELTZER USING CODE: PLAYDATE. 0% HANGOVER, 100% SOCIAL.  F*%K YOUR KHAKIS AND GET THE PERFECT JEAN 15% OFF WITH THE CODE PLAYDATE15 AT www.theperfectjean.nyc/PLAYDATE15 #theperfectjeanpod USE BETMGM BONUS CODE PLAYDATE AND GET YOUR $1500 FIRST BET OFFER TODAY https://promo.nj.betmgm.com/en/promo/geolocator?orh=promo.betmgm.com&wm=7123555 00:00 Intro 00:28 Our (Very Late) Oscars Recap 05:19 Babysitting 12:26 Baked at Work 19:02 Willy Got Razzed 23:28 Rusty’s Road Rager 29:00 Getting your Drivers License 34:48 Roadmap 37:20 Pitch Submissions 50:37 Pitches 56:48 Teach Me Something 01:01:57 This Guy Rocks 01:10:27 Video Games that Don’t Exist 01:17:13 Ways to Ask if Someone Needs Another Drink 01:21:52 Whose Personality are you Stealing? #AlmostFriday #FridayBeers #PlaydatePod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The boys discuss losing your aura, living at the office, and putting mayonnaise on a donkey. Will shares the story of getting rejected from his dream school mid-haircut and his reputation as BC’s go-to guy for poorly-rolled joints. Rusty invents a car wrap that will prevent you from ever getting another parking ticket. Plus, Will Angus is summoned to talk about the social credit system in China and hear the boys draft made-up words and nicknames that you should be using for your SO. FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/playdatepod BUY OUR BUILDING DEPARTMENT SHIRT: https://almostfriday.shop/collections/playdate-pod/products/building-dept-longsleeve HEAD TO http://www.drinktriple.com/playdate TO GET 10% OFF THE ORIGINAL HIGH SELTZER USING CODE: PLAYDATE. 0% HANGOVER, 100% SOCIAL.  START YOUR NEW MORNING RITUAL & GET UP TO 43% OFF YOUR @MUDWTR WITH CODE PLAYDATE AT www.mudwtr.com/playdate! #mudwtrpod PICK UP SOUTHERN COMFORT WHISKEY FOR YOUR NEXT PREGAME OR WATCH PARTY. SOCO IS EASY GOING AND DOWNRIGHT DELICIOUS. https://www.southerncomfort.com/  ACCELERATOR AVAILABLE ON AMAZON. UPGRADE YOUR ENERGY HERE https://www.amazon.com/stores/page/FB06B38E-F0C2-479F-9DA5-FD4A1C852B07?channel=Playdate 00:00 Intro 03:14 Cauliflower Disasters 07:21 Will Lost his Aura 13:09 Childhood Lore 17:26 Getting Pulled Over 24:29 Rusty’s First Paycheck 28:21 Deciding our Colleges 38:29 Roadmap 41:37 Pitch Submissions 48:10 Pitches 54:29 Angus is Here! 59:28 Prank Call 01:03:17 Teach Me Something 01:11:34 This Guy Rocks 01:14:58 Words that Don’t Exist 01:21:21 Nicknames for your SO 01:24:18 Whose Personality are you Stealing? #AlmostFriday #FridayBeers #PlaydatePod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Actor, writer, and comedian Chet Collins is back on the pod to talk Game Boys, Temptation Island, and doing parkour to impress a crush. Willy pitches the car that NEVER turns, Rusty recaps his 21st birthday celebration, and the gang makes a prank call involving a cul-de-sac dilemma. Plus, the boys draft soccer teams and sayings that don’t exist. FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/playdatepod FOLLOW CHET: https://www.instagram.com/chetcollins_/ SUBSCRIBE TO AFTV (NEW EPISODE EVERY THURSDAY): https://www.youtube.com/@AlmostFridayTV BUY OUR BUILDING DEPARTMENT SHIRT: https://almostfriday.shop/collections/playdate-pod/products/building-dept-longsleeve HEAD TO http://www.drinktriple.com/playdate TO GET 10% OFF THE ORIGINAL HIGH SELTZER USING CODE: PLAYDATE. 0% HANGOVER, 100% SOCIAL.  CONTROL BODY ODOR ANYWHERE WITH @SHOP.MANDO AND GET $5 OFF YOUR STARTER PACK (THAT’S OVER 40% OFF) WITH PROMO CODE PLAYDATE AT https://shopmando.com/ #MANDOPOD VISIT https://us.dollarshaveclub.com/collections/playdate-podcast AND USE PROMO CODE PLAYDATE FOR 20% OFF $20 OR MORE. GRAB A REFRESHING TWISTED TEA TODAY https://www.twistedtea.com/ 00:00 Intro 01:50 Getting Served 07:25 We Broke His Heart 12:39 Scribblenauts 18:37 Dating 25:18 Computer Hacking 31:15 Swimming with Sharks 40:53 Going Overboard 49:17 Sleeping with your Boyfriend’s Dad 53:53 MONTOYA POR FAVOR 59:52 Roadmap 01:05:44 Pitch Submissions 01:14:57 Pitches 01:20:02 This Guy Rocks 01:25:39 Teach Me Something 01:33:32 Soccer Teams that Don’t Exist 01:41:09 Sayings that Don’t Exist 01:48:51 Whose Personality are you Stealing? #AlmostFriday #FridayBeers #PlaydatePod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week, Will and Rusty discuss salami-maxing, why Impossible Burgers are so difficult, and how to revolutionize fajitas with a silencer. They also investigate the true purpose of saloon doors, Lauren breaks down her perfect Sunday, and Rusty debates trading his Jeep for a Smart car. Plus, the boys draft dance moves that don’t exist and come up with new names for jobs. FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/playdatepod BUY OUR BUILDING DEPARTMENT SHIRT: https://almostfriday.shop/collections/playdate-pod/products/building-dept-longsleeve HEAD TO http://www.drinktriple.com/playdate TO GET 10% OFF THE ORIGINAL HIGH SELTZER USING CODE: PLAYDATE. 0% HANGOVER, 100% SOCIAL.  PICK UP SOUTHERN COMFORT WHISKEY FOR YOUR NEXT PREGAME OR WATCH PARTY. SOCO IS EASY GOING AND DOWNRIGHT DELICIOUS. https://www.southerncomfort.com/  ACCELERATOR AVAILABLE ON AMAZON. UPGRADE YOUR ENERGY HERE https://www.amazon.com/stores/page/FB06B38E-F0C2-479F-9DA5-FD4A1C852B07?channel=Playdate 00:00 Intro 00:25 Birdie 08:05 Weekend Recap 13:25 Mimosa Time! 17:37 Rusty Gets Caught 23:33 Smart cars 32:01 Finspan 38:11 Wearing Band Tees 41:56 Roadmap 44:43 Pitch Submissions 59:51 Pitches 01:24:28 This Guy Rocks 01:08:34 Teach Me Something 01:13:08 Dance Moves that Don’t Exist 01:16:47 New Names for Jobs 01:18:25 Whose Personality are you Stealing? #AlmostFriday #FridayBeers #PlaydatePod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Will and Rusty discuss Segways, the origins of Zoom Schwartz Profigliano, and what could possibly compel them to throw a chair at someone. They also reminisce about childhood time-out spots, invent the speaker shirt, and debate why Willy refuses to watch chick flicks. Plus, the boys draft cool ways to say everyday things, come up with new ways to say you're drunk, and welcome Emily Binder from AFP to talk about her trip to Aussieland. FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/playdatepod BUY OUR BUILDING DEPARTMENT SHIRT: https://almostfriday.shop/collections/playdate-pod/products/building-dept-longsleeve HEAD TO http://www.drinktriple.com/playdate TO GET 10% OFF THE ORIGINAL HIGH SELTZER USING CODE: PLAYDATE. 0% HANGOVER, 100% SOCIAL.  TRY EVERY MAN JACK TODAY https://www.everymanjack.com/ GET 20% OFF @CHUBBIES WITH THE CODE PLAY AT https://www.chubbiesshorts.com/play #chubbiespod USE BETMGM BONUS CODE PLAYDATE AND GET YOUR $1500 FIRST BET OFFER TODAY https://promo.nj.betmgm.com/en/promo/geolocator?orh=promo.betmgm.com&wm=7123555 00:00 Intro 01:38 Weird Hash 07:04 Lauren’s KP 16:14 Housewarming Gifts 22:41 Concussions 29:29 Little Siblings 36:42 My Server Cheated on Me 42:57 Roadmap 44:41 Prank Call 53:49 Pitch Submissions 01:04:09 Pitches 01:13:43 Rube Goldberg Machines 01:19:07 Teach Me Something 01:24:51 This Guy Rocks 01:29:06 Drafts 01:31:45 Binder Blast 01:38:39 Whose Personality are you Stealing? #AlmostFriday #FridayBeers #PlaydatePod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week, Will and Rusty argue about the moon landing and whether or not eating too many carrots will turn you orange. They also get into March of the Penguins’ legacy, shape-shifting, and how ten-slide PowerPoints got you anything you wanted as a kid. Plus, the boys draft their best excuses for being late, ways to say you have to fart, and reasons for breaking off a relationship. FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/playdatepod BUY OUR BUILDING DEPARTMENT SHIRT: https://almostfriday.shop/collections/playdate-pod/products/building-dept-longsleeve HEAD TO http://www.drinktriple.com/playdate TO GET 10% OFF THE ORIGINAL HIGH SELTZER USING CODE: PLAYDATE. 0% HANGOVER, 100% SOCIAL.  🚨SALE🚨 ACCELERATOR ROCKET POP AVAILABLE ON AMAZON FOR $19.87 FROM 2/19 – 2/25  https://www.amazon.com/stores/page/FB06B38E-F0C2-479F-9DA5-FD4A1C852B07?channel=Playdate SHOP SKIMS MENS AT https://skims.com/playdate AND SKIMS STORES. PICK UP SOUTHERN COMFORT WHISKEY FOR YOUR NEXT PREGAME OR WATCH PARTY. SOCO IS EASY GOING AND DOWNRIGHT DELICIOUS. https://www.southerncomfort.com/  00:00 Intro 03:29 Driving a Cop Car 09:05 Pets 13:08 Club Penguin 20:35 Tucking Bird 26:58 The Bread Box 34:35 Caves & Whales 52:42 Roadmap 54:07 Pitch Submissions 01:05:27 Pitches 01:11:55 Teach Me Something 01:24:22 This Guy Rocks 01:28:27 Prank Call 01:33:50 Drafts 01:38:09 Whose Personality are you Stealing? #AlmostFriday #FridayBeers #PlaydatePod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ryan Micho of Krab Videos joins the boys for an epic playdate. They play an NBA prank on Lauren, start beef with Ted Danson, and recap Wily’s performance of Defying Gravity at a Nashville karaoke bar. Ryan also pitches the brilliant idea of solo rider lines at restaurants, Rusty claims the Loch Ness Monster is really just a whale penis, and Will recaps Dry January. Finally, they pitch band names that don’t exist and discuss the best ways to start a best man’s speech. FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/playdatepod FOLLOW RYAN: https://www.instagram.com/ryan_micho/ FOLLOW THE MICHO BROTHERS: https://www.instagram.com/krab_videos SUBSCRIBE TO THE MICHO BROTHERS: https://www.youtube.com/@krab_videos BUY OUR BUILDING DEPARTMENT SHIRT: https://almostfriday.shop/collections/playdate-pod/products/building-dept-longsleeve HEAD TO http://www.drinktriple.com/playdate TO GET 10% OFF THE ORIGINAL HIGH SELTZER USING CODE: PLAYDATE. 0% HANGOVER, 100% SOCIAL.  THIS EPISODE IS SPONSORED BY BETTERHELP. IF YOU’RE THINKING OF STARTING THERAPY, VISIT HTTPS://WWW.BETTERHELP.COM/PD FOR 10% OFF YOUR FIRST MONTH AND GET ON YOUR WAY TO BEING YOUR BEST SELF. HEAD TO https://rikispirits.com/ TO FIND OUT WHERE TO GET RIKI NEAR YOU. FOLLOW @FRIDAY.BEERS AND @RIKISPIRITS TO STAY UP TO DATE WITH UPCOMING RIKI CONTESTS AND GIVEAWAYS. 00:00 Intro 08:56 Pranking Lauren 19:15 Night Terrors 22:45 Karaoke 30:30 Heckling 37:56 Living in LA 41:34 Light Sabers 51:26 Roadmap 53:01 Pitch Submissions 01:08:42 Pitches 01:14:09 Prank Call 01:18:03 Teach Me Something 01:25:34 This Guy Rocks 01:30:49 Ways to Start a Best Man’s Speech 01:33:23 Band Names that Don’t Exist 01:35:04 Whose Personality are you Stealing? #AlmostFriday #FridayBeers #PlaydatePod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Rusty panics about a mistake he made at dinner, Will fangirls over MJ Lenderman, and Lauren relives a weed nightmare in the dining hall. The boys also talk about how songs are associated with certain memories, cool versus evil professors, powdered alcohol, and New Girl. Finally, they do one of their favorite segments—country songs that don’t exist—and think of ways to tell their friends their fly is down. FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/playdatepod SHOP OUR MERCH: https://almostfriday.shop/collections/playdate-pod/  HEAD TO http://www.drinktriple.com/playdate TO GET 10% OFF THE ORIGINAL HIGH SELTZER USING CODE: PLAYDATE. 0% HANGOVER, 100% SOCIAL.  USE BETMGM BONUS CODE PLAYDATE AND GET YOUR $1500 FIRST BET OFFER TODAY https://promo.nj.betmgm.com/en/promo/geolocator?orh=promo.betmgm.com&wm=7123555 ACCELERATOR AVAILABLE ON AMAZON. UPGRADE YOUR ENERGY HERE https://www.amazon.com/stores/page/FB06B38E-F0C2-479F-9DA5-FD4A1C852B07?channel=Playdate 00:00 Intro 00:14 Chance the Rapper 04:55 Rusty’s “Fatal” Error 10:34 Will Broke -18 15:40 Evil Teachers 23:50 Traveling Abroad 28:58 Will’s Exciting Plans! 34:26 Getting Too High 46:33 Roadmap 50:05 Pitch Submissions 01:05:39 Pitches 01:07:41 Teach Me Something 01:13:36 This Guy Rocks 01:17:35 Country Songs that Don’t Exist 01:25:34 Ways to Tell your Friend their Fly is Down 01:27:48 Whose Personality are you Stealing? #AlmostFriday #FridayBeers #PlaydatePod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Actress and writer Eilise Patton joins the boys for a fantastic playdate, covering rollercoasters, the ham family business, naming your kids LeBron or Hermione, and the dark world of honey laundering. The gang also analyzes a Playmate pitch designed to make ghosting easier and a newfound discovery that’ll get you drunk WAY faster. Finally, Eilise crushes sayings, invents rom-coms that don’t exist, and breaks down the strategy behind crafting the perfect wedding guest list. FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/playdatepod FOLLOW EILISE: https://www.instagram.com/itseilisepatton/ SHOP OUR MERCH: https://almostfriday.shop/collections/playdate-pod/  HEAD TO http://www.drinktriple.com/playdate TO GET 10% OFF THE ORIGINAL HIGH SELTZER USING CODE: PLAYDATE. 0% HANGOVER, 100% SOCIAL.  START YOUR NEW MORNING RITUAL & GET UP TO 43% OFF YOUR @MUDWTR WITH CODE PLAYDATE AT www.mudwtr.com/playdate! #mudwtrpod VISIT https://us.dollarshaveclub.com/collections/playdate-podcast AND USE PROMO CODE PLAYDATE FOR 20% OFF $20 OR MORE. GRAB A REFRESHING TWISTED TEA TODAY https://www.twistedtea.com/ 00:00 Intro 01:08 Granny Murphy’s Cincinnati Chili 05:24 The Groundlings 10:02 Super Bowl 17:15 Jonas Brothers 24:32 Eilise’s Most Bizarre Wedding Gift 29:12 Book Club 33:24 Celeb Gossip 37:10 Going through your Notes App 44:18 Online Hate 50:02 Roadmap 58:05 Pitch Submissions 01:04:06 Pitches 01:13:39 Prank Call 01:17:14 This Guy Rocks 01:24:56 Teach Me Something 01:32:27 Rom Coms that Don’t Exist 01:41:17 Sayings that Don’t Exist 01:45:25 Whose Personality are you Stealing? #AlmostFriday #FridayBeers #PlaydatePod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices