Will and Rusty talk about being a maintenance man with no tools, the best type of Uber driver, and Bahama Mamas. The gang also takes accountability for their interrupting problem and breaks down Rusty’s business pitch to make moving ten times easier. Plus, the boys draft Phineas and Ferb plots that don’t exist and ways to tell your boss you’re quitting. FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/playdatepod SHOP NEW MERCH HERE: https://playdatepod.shop/ RUSTY’S SONGS OF THE DAY: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2e5sF4pBj2HBZDoMhymnNf?si=w38C4sjDT6i4OIXq9f_eSg SUBMIT YOUR BUSINESS PITCH HERE: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdPHd7Ps9TaX-TOozyLhDpr9Y7pFNMP9PX7cHuLxap1R78GWg/viewform?usp=header SUBMIT YOUR AITA STORY HERE: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdQElfqdQutn3dzl5HcZfey6YWhbVd-n6XE7FkpfosWZyYhyA/viewform?usp=sf_link SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: GRAB A REFRESHING TWISTED TEA TODAY https://www.twistedtea.com/ UPGRADE YOUR WARDROBE AND SAVE ON @TRUECLASSIC AT https://www.trueclassic.com/PLAYDATE #trueclassicpod GET A 7-DAY FREE TRIAL + 50% OFF YOUR FIRST MONTH WITH CODE PLAYDATE. JUST DOWNLOAD THE HOF APP ON iOS OR ANDROID, ENTER CODE PLAYDATE, AND YOU’RE ALL SET. #ad 00:00 Intro 04:01 Brain Rot 12:24 Voyeurism 19:02 Ceramics F*ckfest 23:26 Weird Text 28:46 Shows We’re Into 36:30 Trivia 43:15 Roadmap/Pitch Submissions 51:56 Pitches 57:40 Teach Me Something 57:48 This Guy Rocks 01:07:05 Phineas and Ferb Plots that Don’t Exist 01:09:14 Ways to Tell Your Boss You’re Quitting #AlmostFriday #FridayBeers #PlaydatePod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The gang recaps Memorial Day weekend, Rusty spills on his new man crush, and Willy reveals getting put on blast at dinner. They also discuss evil shoes, E.T.’s Star Wars cameo, and how to make your barbershop experience exponentially better. Finally, they draft The Office plots that don’t exist, ways to ask someone to hang out, and debate which Beatle would be the best hang. FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/playdatepod SHOP NEW MERCH HERE: https://playdatepod.shop/ RUSTY’S SONGS OF THE DAY: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2e5sF4pBj2HBZDoMhymnNf?si=w38C4sjDT6i4OIXq9f_eSg SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: LAST CALL: THE AFTER-ALCOHOL PRODUCT THAT ACTUALLY WORKS. VISIT https://trylastcall.com/PLAYDATE FOR 25% OFF YOUR FIRST ORDER. VISIT https://us.dollarshaveclub.com/collections/playdate-podcast AND USE PROMO CODE PLAYDATE FOR 20% OFF $20 OR MORE. 00:00 Intro 01:16 MDW Recap 07:12 Will’s Stalker 17:23 Cutting Line 2:28 New Friends 30:34 I’m the Captain Now 40:08 Roadmap 48:40 Pitch Submissions 57:07 Pitches 01:01:48 Teach Me Something 01:05:12 This Guy Rocks 01:10:39 The Office Plots that Don’t Exist 01:13:38 Ways to Ask Someone to Hangout #AlmostFriday #FridayBeers #PlaydatePod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Willy talks about running his first half marathon and Ubering two hours to see MJ Lenderman, while Rusty admits to crop-dusting on a plane. The gang also dives into the origins of “hello,” a bird that can stay airborne for up to 10 months, and lessons from the Hookup Hero on why you shouldn’t fear wild parties. Plus, the boys draft ways to slide into DMs and beach games that don’t exist. FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/playdatepod SHOP NEW MERCH HERE: https://playdatepod.shop/ RUSTY’S SONGS OF THE DAY: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2e5sF4pBj2HBZDoMhymnNf?si=w38C4sjDT6i4OIXq9f_eSg SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:  🇺🇸  MEMORIAL DAY ACCELERATOR SALE : $4 OFF ALL FLAVORS WITH CODE 4BUCKSOFF. OFFER VALID ON AMAZON FROM 5/20 - 5/27 https://www.amazon.com/stores/page/FB06B38E-F0C2-479F-9DA5-FD4A1C852B07?channel=Playdate GET 20% OFF @CHUBBIES WITH THE CODE PLAY AT https://www.chubbiesshorts.com/play #chubbiespod TAKE ADVANTAGE OF RIDGE’S ONCE-A-YEAR MEMORIAL DAY SALE AND GET UP TO 40% OFF RIGHT NOW BY GOING TO https://www.Ridge.com/PLAYDATE #ridgepod 00:00 Intro 00:59 North Carolina Recap 06:32 The Pope 10:41 There’s a guy in my vents 13:44 Star Wars 19:27 Will’s Big Race! 32:22 Uber drivers are trying to kill me 38:11 TV Nightmares 53:01 Roadmap 56:08 Pitch Submissions 01:02:44 Pitches 01:06:53 Teach Me Something 01:10:29 This Guy Rocks 01:12:55 Ways to Slide into Someone’s DMs 01:15:05 Beach Games that Don’t Exist #AlmostFriday #FridayBeers #PlaydatePod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Comedian and writer Brandon Wardell joins the pod to talk Sausage McGriddles, coexist stickers, and Bikini Bottom. The gang also covers blacking out at minor league baseball games, eating 20 pounds of eggplant to catch a buzz, and Brandon’s business pitch: Mamava Pods After Dark. Plus, they invent old-timey baseball names and draft sayings that don’t exist. FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/playdatepod SHOP NEW MERCH HERE: https://almostfriday.shop/collections/playdate-pod RUSTY’S SONGS OF THE DAY: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2e5sF4pBj2HBZDoMhymnNf?si=w38C4sjDT6i4OIXq9f_eSg FOLLOW BRANDON: https://www.instagram.com/bswardell LISTEN TO THE BRANDON JAMEL SHOW: https://open.spotify.com/show/2K1DrD9rpiDHKXJBdInlCF?si=cc7a35f6d25a4b1e SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: VISIT https://us.dollarshaveclub.com/collections/playdate-podcast AND USE PROMO CODE PLAYDATE FOR 20% OFF $20 OR MORE. LIGHTSTRIKE - THE FIRST HARD BEVERAGE BUILT FOR THE LONG GAME. VISIT https://www.drinklightstrike.com TODAY.  SHOP SKIMS MENS AT https://www.skims.com/PLAYDATE AND SKIMS STORES. 00:00 Intro 07:22 Meet Brandon 12:06 Believe Science 15:58 Why is the president always married? 24:53 Who put that in the butter? 30:54 ITYSL 37:03 The Fall of X 46:00 Military Bases 53:51 Privatizing Twitter Likes 58:59 Roadmap/Pitch Submissions 01:17:19 Pitches 01:26:49 This Guy Rocks 01:37:59 Teach Me Something 01:43:48 Drafts #AlmostFriday #FridayBeers #PlaydatePod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The gang’s back together! Lauren recaps her trip to Spain, Will dives into his flash drive era, and Rusty gets nostalgic about the anti-gravity bong. Plus, the boys break down eating six hot dogs before 8am, dystopian thots, and Pamplona’s Running of the Bulls. To wrap it up, they draft marathon signs and make up Curb Your Enthusiasm plots that absolutely should exist. FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/playdatepod SHOP NEW MERCH HERE: https://almostfriday.shop/collections/playdate-pod RUSTY’S SONGS OF THE DAY: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2e5sF4pBj2HBZDoMhymnNf?si=w38C4sjDT6i4OIXq9f_eSg SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: GRAB A REFRESHING TWISTED TEA TODAY https://www.twistedtea.com/ CONTROL BODY ODOR ANYWHERE WITH @SHOP.MANDO AND GET $5 OFF YOUR STARTER PACK (THAT’S OVER 40% OFF) WITH PROMO CODE PLAYDATE AT https://shopmando.com/ #MANDOPOD USE BETMGM BONUS CODE PLAYDATE AND GET YOUR $1500 FIRST BET OFFER TODAY https://promo.nj.betmgm.com/en/promo/geolocator?orh=promo.betmgm.com&wm=7123555 00:00 Intro 03:18 España 15:54 Flash Drives 23:54 Edward 40 Hands 32:49 Catching Lauren Up 44:06 Sex Scenes on a Plane 51:00 Relationships 55:51 Roadmap 01:01:32 Pitch Submissions 01:16:34 Pitches 01:22:19 Teach Me Something 01:28:42 This Guy Rocks 01:35:19 Marathon Signs that Don’t Exist 01:37:45 Curb Your Enthusiasm Plots that Don’t Exist #AlmostFriday #FridayBeers #PlaydatePod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Will affirms his love for Juan Soto, Rusty delivers a history lesson on the papal conclave, and the boys debate club vs. cream soda. They also investigate getting pee shy, the allure of cold showers, and calling your landlord “mom.” Finally, they draft ways to say you're hungover—and phrases to use when ending things with someone. FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/playdatepod SHOP GOD IS A PLAYMATE TEE: https://almostfriday.shop/collections/playdate-pod/products/god-is-a-playmate-tee RUSTY’S SONGS OF THE DAY: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2e5sF4pBj2HBZDoMhymnNf?si=w38C4sjDT6i4OIXq9f_eSg SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: LAST CALL: THE AFTER-ALCOHOL PRODUCT THAT ACTUALLY WORKS. VISIT https://trylastcall.com/PLAYDATE FOR 25% OFF YOUR FIRST ORDER. THIS EPISODE IS SPONSORED BY BETTERHELP. IF YOU’RE THINKING OF STARTING THERAPY, VISIT HTTPS://WWW.BETTERHELP.COM/PD FOR 10% OFF YOUR FIRST MONTH AND GET ON YOUR WAY TO BEING YOUR BEST SELF. START YOUR NEW MORNING RITUAL & GET UP TO 43% OFF YOUR @MUDWTR WITH CODE PLAYDATE AT www.mudwtr.com/playdate! #mudwtrpod 00:00 Intro 00:50 Mets Game 07:49 Drinking Soap 14:27 Andrew Hit His Barista 21:38 The Delta Nacho Bar 26:30 New Pope Just Dropped 33:04 Stadium Bathrooms 42:02 Roadmap 45:38 Pitch Submissions 54:41 Pitches 57:43 Teach Me Something 01:02:22 This Guy Rocks 01:09:21 Ways to Say You’re Hungover 01:10:10 Ways to Break Up #AlmostFriday #FridayBeers #PlaydatePod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Will and Rusty are back to share crazy boss stories, explain how they ruined AFTV, and detail how one fart altered the Scenic Piss Instagram page. The boys also get Binder Blasted and hear from Lauren herself all the way from Spain. Plus, they draft Lana Del Rey songs and ways to say you’re spoken for. FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/playdatepodSHOP OUR MERCH: https://almostfriday.shop/collections/playdate-podRUSTY’S SONGS OF THE DAY: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2e5sF4pBj2HBZDoMhymnNf?si=w38C4sjDT6i4OIXq9f_eSg SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: HUEL: Get Huel today with this exclusive offer for New Customers of 15% OFF + a FREE Gift with code PLAYDATE at https://huel.com/PLAYDATE (Minimum $75 purchase). ACCELERATOR: Try Accelerator today via amazon https://www.amazon.com/stores/page/FB06B38E-F0C2-479F-9DA5-FD4A1C852B07?channel=Playdate DOLLAR SHAVE CLUB: Visit their site right now for 20% off $20 or more, and get your products delivered right to your door. Visit http://dollarshaveclub.com/playdate and use promo code PLAYDATE for 20% off $20 or more. LIGHTSTRIKE: An excellent source of 5% alcohol. Head to https://www.drinklightstrike.com/ to find Lightstrike near you! 00:00 Intro3:43 Crazy Bosses6:32 Rice Pilaf 29:10 Binder Blast10:54 I Ruined AFTV20:02 ChatGPT21:34 Ubers Can’t Crash28:18 Getting No Ass at Stagecoach31:39 Getting Into Fidgeting34:36 Fart Heard Round The World40:21 We’re Getting Married This Year47:45 Quitting Our Job49:38 Roadmap52:20 Pitches1:09:35 Teach Me Something1:13:50 This Guy Rocks1:16:47 Ways To Say You’re Spoken For1:17:58 Lana Del Rey Songs That Don’t Exist1:20:13 Rusty’s Song of the Day Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Stand up comedian and host of Disgraceful, Grace O’Malley, joins Will and Rusty to talk about bombing in stand up comedy, how many counties are in New Jersey, and causing coworkers to relapse. They also break down how they got kicked out of a bar in Boston and how Willy ended up covered in eggs. Plus, they draft Boston suburbs that don’t exist and sayings that don’t exist. FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/playdatepodSHOP OUR MERCH: https://almostfriday.shop/collections/playdate-podRUSTY’S SONGS OF THE DAY: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2e5sF4pBj2HBZDoMhymnNf?si=w38C4sjDT6i4OIXq9f_eSg FOLLOW GRACE O’MALLEY: https://www.instagram.com/gracekomalley/ https://www.tiktok.com/@gracekomalley?lang=enWATCH DISGRACEFUL: https://www.youtube.com/@DisgracefulTheShow https://open.spotify.com/show/3iACHRrIx5nAesaK6jDiCd?si=3c1cd139bf94490aGO SEE GRACE ON TOUR: https://laylo.com/laylo-gomalley/m/ggetthemtix?fbclid=PAZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAaY3MyekXZH4FzPkOKMx34oxvyrrVzKVcsNLB1s_GaT7HUuU9oOxVOz-ZJc_aem_qHLEVSvj9Ie9Iak7DhLq6A 00:00 Intro00:34 Grace’s Voice Memo to Rusty2:16 Rusty’s Roommate3:56 Bombing in Stand Up11:02 Top 20 Pod14:12 Aye I’m From Jersey15:15 Grace Lost A Guest17:28 Causing My Coworkers to Relapse19:00 Playdate’s #1 Fan21:20 Will Has a Story27:07 Roadmap28:59 Getting Kicked Out of the Bar33:23 Other Grace O’Malleys35:36 Pitches54:17 Will’s Sex Story1:02:06 Good Hang Name or Bad Hang Name1:02:58 Teach Me Something1:09:00 This Guy Rocks1:16:02 Boston Suburbs That Don’t Exist1:18:10 Sayings That Don’t Exist1:21:03 Rusty’s Song of the Day #AlmostFriday #FridayBeers #PlaydatePod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Will and Rusty are back to invent a billion dollar helicopter, discuss being asexual in their childhood, and talk about their hot neighbors. The boys also prank Lauren and reminisce about their days learning Spanish. Plus, they draft Discovery Channel shows and party tricks that don’t exist. FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/playdatepod SHOP OUR MERCH: https://almostfriday.shop/collections/playdate-pod RUSTY’S SONGS OF THE DAY: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2e5sF4pBj2HBZDoMhymnNf?si=w38C4sjDT6i4OIXq9f_eSg SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: HOF BETS: Get a 7-Day Free Trial + 50% Off your first month with code PLAYDATE. Just download the HOF app on iOS or Android, enter code PLAYDATE, and you’re all set. LIGHTSTRIKE: An excellent source of 5% alcohol. Head to https://www.drinklightstrike.com/ to find Lightstrike near you! CHUBBIES: Your new wardrobe awaits! Get 20% off @chubbies with the code PLAY at https://www.chubbiesshorts.com/PLAY #chubbiespod 00:00 Intro 1:06 Billion Dollar Helicopter 2:36 Survivor 11:37 Banging My Girlfriend 13:40 I’m A Bandana Guy Now 15:17 MAGCON 20:13 I’m Asexual? 21:10 We’re in a Textbook 38:21 Hot Neighbors 43:37 Roadmap/Pitch Submissions 46:50 Pitches 59:13 Prank 1:02:35 This Guy Rocks 1:05:28 Teach Me Something 1:10:37 Discovery Channel Shows That Don’t Exist 1:17:22 Party Tricks That Don’t Exist 1:19:05 Rusty’s Song of the Day #AlmostFriday #FridayBeers #PlaydatePod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

AFTV member and good friend Billy Langdon joins us as we chat about the intense hikes in Willy's future and his beef with Chet. And is Rusty in the wrong for a stunt he pulled on his sister at the airport? FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/playdatepod SHOP OUR MERCH: https://almostfriday.shop/collections/playdate-pod RUSTY’S SONGS OF THE DAY: https://open.spotify.com/album/5lI3NmJRBOm8ubvLaLlYLE?si=9LNf8o07TVS38NXq0l3vjw SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: USE BETMGM BONUS CODE PLAYDATE AND GET YOUR $1500 FIRST BET OFFER TODAY https://promo.nj.betmgm.com/en/promo/geolocator?orh=promo.betmgm.com&wm=7123555 00:00 Intro 1:14 - Number One 11:26 - Orlando Plane Caught On Fire 20:38 - Willy’s Viral Hike 40:43 - Is Rusty in the Wrong 44:39 - Roadmap 55:14 - Pitch Submissions 1:12:19 - Pitches 1:22:34 - Teach Me Something 1:29:32 - This Guy Rocks 1:35:35 - Pool Dives That Don't Exist 1:42:03 - First Date Ideas That Don’t Exist 1:47:08 - Rustys song of the day #AlmostFriday #FridayBeers #PlaydatePod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

To celebrate 100 beautiful episodes, Will, Rusty, and Lauren reflect on their fondest Playdate memories, share their favorite things about each other, and explain why 7–14 people is the perfect size for a group hang. They also talk high school firsts, tall babies, and revive the Permitting Division of the Building Department for an epic squirrel prank call. Plus, AFTV’s Liam Cullagh and Billy Langdon join to draft sayings, rom-coms, slang words, and country songs that don’t exist. FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/playdatepod RUSTY’S SONGS OF THE DAY: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2e5sF4pBj2HBZDoMhymnNf?si=w38C4sjDT6i4OIXq9f_eSg FOLLOW BILLY: https://www.instagram.com/stilllwell/ FOLLOW LIAM: https://www.instagram.com/liamcullagh_/ SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: ACCELERATOR AVAILABLE ON AMAZON. UPGRADE YOUR ENERGY HERE https://www.amazon.com/stores/page/FB06B38E-F0C2-479F-9DA5-FD4A1C852B07?channel=Playdate GRAB A REFRESHING TWISTED TEA TODAY https://www.twistedtea.com/ VISIT https://us.dollarshaveclub.com/collections/playdate-podcast AND USE PROMO CODE PLAYDATE FOR 20% OFF $20 OR MORE. LAST CALL: THE AFTER-ALCOHOL PRODUCT THAT ACTUALLY WORKS. VISIT https://trylastcall.com/PLAYDATE FOR 25% OFF YOUR FIRST ORDER. 00:00 Intro 07:14 Why Airplanes are Sexy 19:10 Reflection 32:15 Adulting 42:30 Looking Forward 50:35 Moldy Suits 01:00:32 Ferris Bueller’s Day Off 01:11:54 Our Favorite Things About Each Other 01:18:52 Roadmap 01:20:14 Pitch Submissions 01:33:25 Pitches 01:38:49 Prank Calls 01:52:40 This Guy Rocks 01:56:40 Teach Me Something 02:04:14 Drafts #AlmostFriday #FridayBeers #PlaydatePod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Video creator, comedian, and nectar host, Nut, joins Will and Rusty to talk about facing vulnerability, funerals for squirrels, and who would win in a fight against 100 Barbara Corcorans. They also dissect Will’s goal of getting married by the end of 2025, the logistics of traveling by Floo powder, and the enigma that is X Æ A-12. Plus, they read wild pitches from the Playmates and draft pickup lines and dating shows that don’t exist. FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/playdatepod RUSTY’S SONGS OF THE DAY: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2e5sF4pBj2HBZDoMhymnNf?si=w38C4sjDT6i4OIXq9f_eSg FOLLOW NUT: https://www.instagram.com/nutstar/ WATCH NUT ON NECTAR: https://www.youtube.com/@lovecommanectar/ SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: USE BETMGM BONUS CODE PLAYDATE AND GET YOUR $1500 FIRST BET OFFER TODAY https://promo.nj.betmgm.com/en/promo/geolocator?orh=promo.betmgm.com&wm=7123555 CONTROL BODY ODOR ANYWHERE WITH @SHOP.MANDO AND GET $5 OFF YOUR STARTER PACK (THAT’S OVER 40% OFF) WITH PROMO CODE PLAYDATE AT https://shopmando.com/ #MANDOPOD 00:00 Intro 04:37 Washers & Dryers 10:37 What Nut’s Listening To 13:30 nectarhouse 20:56 Dating 29:26 Roadmap 36:15 Pitch Submissions 51:36 Pitches 01:16:02 Teach Me Something 01:21:59 This Guy Rocks 01:27:15 Pickup Lines that Don’t Exist 01:30:13 Dating Shows that Don’t Exist 01:33:46 Rusty’s Song of the Week #AlmostFriday #FridayBeers #PlaydatePod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Will and Rusty talk about hanging out with Mike Teavee, getting cut off in a drive-thru, and jacked guys—plus the irreparable damage TikTok is doing to their brains. Lauren gets interrogated about her weekend, and the gang breaks down Willy’s dream where he pisses in a trash can. Finally, the boys draft bible verses that don’t exist—and their favorite things to do in the spring. FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/playdatepod RUSTY’S SONGS OF THE DAY: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2e5sF4pBj2HBZDoMhymnNf?si=w38C4sjDT6i4OIXq9f_eSg SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: TRY HUEL WITH 15% OFF + FREE GIFT FOR NEW CUSTOMERS TODAY USING CODE FRIDAY AT https://www.huel.com/PLAYDATE. FUEL YOUR BEST PERFORMANCE WITH HUEL TODAY! GRAB A REFRESHING TWISTED TEA TODAY https://www.twistedtea.com/. 00:00 Intro 06:49 Trust Funds 14:30 Lauren’s Weekend 26:03 Rusty’s Night Routine 32:23 Sh*tting in the Uber 36:05 How to Flirt at a Bar 49:53 Kony 2012 55:40 Roadmap 57:08 Pitch Submissions 01:06:13 Pitches 01:15:07 Teach Me Something 01:20:40 This Guy Rocks 01:25:36 Bible Verses that Don’t Exist 01:31:15 Things to do in the Spring 01:36:46 Rusty’s Song of the Day #AlmostFriday #FridayBeers #PlaydatePod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Actress and comedian Mary Shalaby joins Will and Rusty to talk about her brief stint as a podcaster, altar serving, and why everyone thought she brought acid to prom. The gang also dives into what Gru’s been up to, Mary’s plans to marry into the Kennedy family, and the looming threat of robot world domination. Finally, they draft old wives’ tales and Disney shows that don’t exist. FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/playdatepod RUSTY’S SONGS OF THE DAY: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2e5sF4pBj2HBZDoMhymnNf?si=w38C4sjDT6i4OIXq9f_eSg FOLLOW MARY: TIKTOK https://www.tiktok.com/@real_mary_mother_of_god?_t=ZT-8vZDCI9pb5f&_r=1 IG https://www.instagram.com/mary.shalaby/ SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: ! NEW FLAVOR ! ACCELERATOR COTTON CANDY BY LIVVY DUNNE NOW AVAILABLE ON AMAZON ($10 OFF UNTIL 4/18) https://www.amazon.com/stores/page/FB06B38E-F0C2-479F-9DA5-FD4A1C852B07?channel=Playdate VISIT https://us.dollarshaveclub.com/collections/playdate-podcast AND USE PROMO CODE PLAYDATE FOR 20% OFF $20 OR MORE. THIS EPISODE IS SPONSORED BY BETTERHELP. IF YOU’RE THINKING OF STARTING THERAPY, VISIT HTTPS://WWW.BETTERHELP.COM/PD FOR 10% OFF YOUR FIRST MONTH AND GET ON YOUR WAY TO BEING YOUR BEST SELF. 00:00 Intro 04:06 Living in New York 07:28 Pool Parties 12:06 Mutual Friends 17:34 Fitted Up Babies 21:44 The Biggest Host 24:51 Driverless Cars 36:28 Roadmap 39:46 Pitch Submissions 50:18 Pitches 59:43 This Guy Rocks 01:12:46 9/11 Babies 01:21:41 Old Wives’ Tales that Don’t Exist 01:30:57 Disney Shows that Don’t Exist 01:28:00 Whose Personality are you Stealing? #AlmostFriday #FridayBeers #PlaydatePod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Will and Rusty swap airport stories for old times’ sake, share their adoration for Love on the Spectrum, and invent the Three Lunch Day. The boys also prank Lauren and reminisce about their days mowing lawns. Plus, they draft social experiments and reggae songs that don’t exist. FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/playdatepod SHOP OUR MERCH: https://almostfriday.shop/collections/playdate-pod RUSTY’S SONGS OF THE DAY: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2e5sF4pBj2HBZDoMhymnNf?si=w38C4sjDT6i4OIXq9f_eSg SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: SHOP SKIMS MENS AT https://www.skims.com/PLAYDATE AND SKIMS STORES. LAST CALL: THE AFTER-ALCOHOL PRODUCT THAT ACTUALLY WORKS. VISIT https://trylastcall.com/PLAYDATE FOR 25% OFF YOUR FIRST ORDER. 00:00 Intro 03:45 The Biggest Box You’ve Ever Seen 12:15 Willy’s Trip to Charleston 18:53 Chicken Jockey 26:39 what do you want to be when you grow up? 32:39 Barbecue Maxing 42:58 Stagecoach 47:26 Roadmap 52:18 Pitch Submissions 58:51 Pitches 01:10:26 Teach Me Something 01:15:20 This Guy Rocks 01:19:39 Drafts 01:30:42 Rose, Bud, Thorn #AlmostFriday #FridayBeers #PlaydatePod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Artist and creator Tanner Agpoon (aka Tommy Noble aka Falcon) joins the boys for another wonderful Playdate. Tanner shares on growing up in Kansas City, starting to make music at age twelve, and his current battle with the skunks living under his house. The boys also talk about the invisible string theory, Magic Mike, and the man who once lived in Rusty’s vents. Finally, they draft sayings and cocktails that don’t exist.  HELP US WIN A WEBBY! VOTE HERE: https://vote.webbyawards.com/PublicVoting?fbclid=PAZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAaZEV7Z7gvRgV0VWB69RbXh1W2WWDBi1gedrqBwX-e3IWOprRWVk5D_waK0_aem_yAjtqzxYpbUR9Vd9RQxtgQ%23%2F2025%2Fpodcasts%2Findividual-episode%2Fcomedy#/2025/podcasts/individual-episode/comedy FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/playdatepod SHOP OUR MERCH: https://almostfriday.shop/collections/playdate-pod FOLLOW TANNER: https://www.instagram.com/tommynoble111/ STREAM TANNER’S NEW EP GROWING PAINS: https://open.spotify.com/album/2UM5z7Bid8Brs2p5Uj1FQK?si=ujI1ZV6uTHCTWuES_F5y0g SHOP TANNER’S CLOTHING LINE: https://readabookla.com/ SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: ! NEW FLAVOR ! ACCELERATOR COTTON CANDY BY LIVVY DUNNE NOW AVAILABLE ON AMAZON ($10 OFF UNTIL 4/18) https://www.amazon.com/stores/page/FB06B38E-F0C2-479F-9DA5-FD4A1C852B07?channel=Playdate START YOUR NEW MORNING RITUAL & GET UP TO 43% OFF YOUR @MUDWTR WITH CODE PLAYDATE AT www.mudwtr.com/playdate! #mudwtrpod UPGRADE YOUR WARDROBE AND SAVE ON @TRUECLASSIC AT https://www.trueclassic.com/PLAYDATE #trueclassicpod 00:00 Intro 04:26 Meet Tanner 11:01 Getting into Comedy 22:48 The BEST Way to Watch a TV Series 31:42 Growing Up in Kansas 40:17 Roadmap 41:15 Pitch Submissions 54:53 Pitches 59:03 This Guy Rocks 01:05:06 Teach Me Something 01:08:47 Sayings that Don’t Exist 01:12:08 Cocktails that Don’t Exist 01:17:33 Whose Personality are you Stealing? #AlmostFriday #FridayBeers #PlaydatePod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Happy Monday, Playmates! Willy recaps AFTV’s first live show tour, Rusty reminisces about his week at wilderness camp, and Lauren is morphing into the boys. The gang also shares a touching conversation about the coolest days of their lives and dissects the mystery of the McRib. Plus, the boys serve up the best captions for your next Strava workout. FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/playdatepod LISTEN TO RUSTY’S SONGS OF THE DAY PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2e5sF4pBj2HBZDoMhymnNf?si=N2tmrcS3RsabP9ZOYIKkSg&pi=B9Za7CLVSa6Us USE BETMGM BONUS CODE PLAYDATE AND GET YOUR $1500 FIRST BET OFFER TODAY https://promo.nj.betmgm.com/en/promo/geolocator?orh=promo.betmgm.com&wm=7123555 GET 20% OFF @CHUBBIES WITH THE CODE PLAY AT https://www.chubbiesshorts.com/play #chubbiespod CONTROL BODY ODOR ANYWHERE WITH @SHOP.MANDO AND GET $5 OFF YOUR STARTER PACK (THAT’S OVER 40% OFF) WITH PROMO CODE PLAYDATE AT https://shopmando.com/ #MANDOPOD 00:00 Intro 00:25 Getting Rid of 30,000 Beers 09:13 Recapping the AFTV Tour 13:14 Do NOT Go to DeLuca’s 21:50 American Food 28:52 The Best Days of our Lives 43:20 Roadmap 51:16 Pitch Submissions 01:15:17 Pitches 01:19:45 Teach Me Something 01:26:55 This Guy Rocks 01:32:26 Drafts 01:36:03 Whose Personality are you Stealing? #AlmostFriday #FridayBeers #PlaydatePod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The gang discusses the Founding Fathers, throwing up things you’ve never eaten, and turning blue. Rusty teaches Will about a fascinating treasure hunt and pitches his idea for a hit new show, Cousin Island. Plus, the boys draft British pubs that don’t exist and share the hottest new Instagram captions of 2025. FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/playdatepod GRAB A REFRESHING TWISTED TEA TODAY https://www.twistedtea.com/ HEAD TO https://guyfox.com/playdate AND USE CODE FRIDAY FOR FREE SHIPPING & $10 OFF YOUR PURCHASE RIGHT NOW! LAST CALL: THE AFTER-ALCOHOL PRODUCT THAT ACTUALLY WORKS. VISIT https://trylastcall.com/PLAYDATE FOR 25% OFF YOUR FIRST ORDER. 00:00 Intro 00:24 Fear of Swimming 08:24 School Bathrooms 12:12 New Sketches 16:57 Temptation Island 27:01 Will Blue Himself 39:20 Roadmap 39:57 Pitch Submissions 45:42 Pitches 53:44 Teach Me Something 01:04:54 This Guy Rocks 01:10:05 British Pubs that Don’t Exist 01:12:03 Hottest IG Captions of 2025 01:15:42 Whose Personality are you Stealing? #AlmostFriday #FridayBeers #PlaydatePod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Will and Rusty talk about getting arrested for loitering, a cheese panic at the deli, Freaks and Geeks, and Omegle. Rusty also threw a temper tantrum over burgers last weekend, and Will pitches the Shampoo Splitter. Plus, the boys discuss buying Instagram followers, ostriches, and brainstorm April Fools’ pranks that don’t even exist. FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/playdatepod HEAD TO http://www.drinktriple.com/playdate TO GET 10% OFF THE ORIGINAL HIGH SELTZER USING CODE: PLAYDATE. 0% HANGOVER, 100% SOCIAL.  ACCELERATOR AVAILABLE ON AMAZON. UPGRADE YOUR ENERGY HERE https://www.amazon.com/stores/page/FB06B38E-F0C2-479F-9DA5-FD4A1C852B07?channel=Playdate TRY HUEL WITH 15% OFF + FREE GIFT FOR NEW CUSTOMERS TODAY USING CODE FRIDAY AT https://www.huel.com/PLAYDATE. FUEL YOUR BEST PERFORMANCE WITH HUEL TODAY! 00:00 Intro 04:30 Catfishing 06:31 Hamburger Frenzy 12:53 April Fools’ Planks 16:41 March Madness 23:45 Grocery Store Blowout 30:14 Roadmap 32:27 Pitch Submissions 40:47 Pitches 45:21 This Guy Rocks 49:48 Teach Me Something 55:25 April Fools’ Pranks that Don’t Exist 01:00:33 Ways to Say You’re Going to Bed 01:06:20 Whose Personality are you Stealing? #AlmostFriday #FridayBeers #PlaydatePod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The gang talks about stinky Ubers, Diet Coke consumption, and going live on Instagram after a wisdom teeth removal. Will and Rusty also recap their drink around the world experience at EPCOT, dive into the origins of the popsicle, and break down a Playmate’s pitch to make your parties 10x better (hint: it involves a really tall guy). Plus, the boys draft sayings that don’t exist, MLB opening day edition, and analyze what specific dreams mean. FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/playdatepod HEAD TO http://www.drinktriple.com/playdate TO GET 10% OFF THE ORIGINAL HIGH SELTZER AND TRIPLE DROP USING CODE: PLAYDATE. 0% HANGOVER, 100% SOCIAL.  START YOUR NEW MORNING RITUAL & GET UP TO 43% OFF YOUR @MUDWTR WITH CODE PLAYDATE AT www.mudwtr.com/playdate! #mudwtrpod USE BETMGM BONUS CODE PLAYDATE AND GET YOUR $1500 FIRST BET OFFER TODAY https://promo.nj.betmgm.com/en/promo/geolocator?orh=promo.betmgm.com&wm=7123555 UPGRADE YOUR WARDROBE AND SAVE ON @TRUECLASSIC AT https://www.trueclassic.com/PLAYDATE #trueclassicpod 00:00 Intro 00:17 Reckless Uber Drivers 11:00 Willy’s Live Show 16:16 Rollercoasters 27:20 Getting Kicked in the Nuts 36:51 Roadmap 37:36 Pitch Submissions 54:49 Pitches 58:42 Teach Me Something 01:03:42 This Guy Rocks 01:10:55 Sayings that Don’t Exist: MLB Edition 01:14:22 What your Dreams Mean 01:18:24 Whose Personality are you Stealing? #AlmostFriday #FridayBeers #PlaydatePod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices