After a 6 month hiatus (because life has been life-ing) The Vagine Queens are back on the airwaves. While the site and Instagram has been quiet we can at least record while we chat. Discussion topics range from Oh Nut!, a device for those experiencing pain with deep penetration, at home waxing, faja bodysuits and how they choke your cat, and awards for the best socks seen at the gym office. Simply put “I care more about your socks that the amount of hair on your vagina”. See you next time!

We were surprised to learn that many people have never seen their butthole! Anal bleaching is a thing. Butthole hair removal is a thing. If you get a wax and haven’t seen your crack we need you to go take a look while we coach you in this episode… This week we want you to have a Happy and Healthy Anus too!

Paper pee funnels by Awkward Essentials, do men have pee in the front of their boxers?…Everything isn’t a UTI—let’s learn the symptoms! Reasons to NOT rush to the gynecologist’s office. As always, enjoy, and have a Happy and Healthy Vagina!

The word of the day gets bumped to the end of the segment in this hygiene episode. You need a washcloth or something similar to remove dead skin cells when you shower! UTI versus everything else…we will explain what’s what for you. Vaginas all look different—don’t worry about yours. Vaginal dryness in your 40’s, why is this happening and what to do about it. Thanks for listening…meet us back next time! Have a Happy and Healthy Vagina!

Word of the Episode: Mittelschmerz! The vabbing craze…what is it and does it work? Deodorant research continues and now we consider adding Booty Fresh spray to your bottom…stay tuned for that. PS use a washcloth in the shower. See you next time… remember to have a Happy and Healthy Vagina!

The frustration is high as we discuss the [not so] “Supreme” Court’s recent decision. Women’s Rights are civil rights and no one should govern the body of another. Let’s get into the “hot” topic of abortion.

The deodorant study still hasn’t started but it will! Two of the most recent common concerns are discussed. If I used birth control now can I get pregnant? Why does sex hurt in the pelvis sometimes? Pregnancy is a crazy thing especially when mom has two heads on one body in the delivery room. We keep it short and sweet this time. More shenanigans to come! Until then have a happy and healthy Vagina!

Have you seen the Xiaflex commercial for fixing curved penises? One of us did…Penile injection for staying hard during sex are also discussed. Note to Everyone: It’s summer, clean your skin folds! Under boob deodorant turns into us learning about the 24 Hour Deodorant Regimen! Now we have to detox from deodorant (at least at night), and next episode we will have our results to report back. As always Have a Happy and Healthy Vagina!

We are back after a bit of a break. It wasn’t purposefully, but life happens…This episode we review Lorals brand (latex undies) and the fact that they were given approval for STD protection during oral sex! Good for them! Menopausal vaginas and the benefits of sex on reducing infection—AKA “Use It or lose It”. Dipsea is a great app for auditory sexual stimulation or relaxation. I’m still looking for a “growl” on there, lol. Can a tampon scratch inside of your itchy vagina? Tune in to find out and as always here’s to a Healthy and Happy Vagina!

We are back with a roller coaster of an episode. Let’s start off with herpes and how almost everyone has it (and probably doesn’t know anyway). Sex is nasty—think about it! Who invented it anyway?! Motion, motion, motion! Then we get into some weird Metaverse where your genitals lock and unlock depending on your relationship status. Lastly, we get into men and the concerns they also have about aging (gracefully), cheating, and more. Just follow us down this rabbit hole and enjoy the ride. See you next episode!

Hey there! We jump right in to the episode with information on penis size. Find out which parent has more of an effect when it comes to this. Period products and free bleeding are discussed. Men’s birth control is going to enter the human testing phase, do we trust it? Will men remember to take it? Will there be Emergency Contraception for men?! (They have to take it before sex!) This episode was pretty funny. Until next time have a Happy & Healthy Vagina!

The Vagine Queens are back with a random list of topics. Let’s get started with an old saying that should NOT be your motto! Next we discuss the topic that we can feel your poop when we do a vaginal exam. Don’t worry we don’t care, but you should because you’re constipated. Increase your fiber! Can we tell if someone is a virgin? Not an okay request, and it’s one we’ve both gotten from moms. Spotting happens it’s no big deal. One of us like certain OTC cough syrups lol! Lastly, a toy review from a company with a clever name. I’m going to go play with “Tracey’s Dog”!

This episode we are joined by Registered Dietician, “Natalia B—The RD”. Natalia is the owner of Ever Evolving Nutrition, a virtual practice where she offers 1 on 1 evaluation and counseling to help clients reach their goals. Listen in as she explains why nutrition is different for women versus men. She also shares some nutritional tips for women and gives suggestions for your diet during your period. Find her on Instagram at the same name, or her website https://www.everevolvingnutrition.com As always thanks for listening, and have A Happy and Healthy Vagina!

Back like we never left! This episode The VQ’s jump right in to the female version of erectile dysfunction. It’s going to be vaginal dryness. Learn about why it happens, and what to do about it. Hear the story how one of us went too hard with the vibrator and ended up in the doctor’s office! Yikes. Whiskey Dick. It’s a thing, listen in as it’s explained. What is estrogen cream and how does it help in menopause? As usual, come back for more fun next time. Until then have a Happy and Healthy Vagina!

Tune in for a live unwrapping of Lorals the latest panty for use during oral sex. One of us has a (mild) latex allergy but insisted on still seeing the product. Maybe a latex free version is on the horizon? Listen in as lasering the Brazilian area is discussed with some tips to help ease the pain. Fruits and vegetables for use during sex is discussed. Be sure anything going in your butt has a handle to remove it! Also make sure it’s not a LIVE ANIMAL. That part isn’t okay since it didn’t consent to participate. Otherwise have fun with all of your sexplorations! Meet us back next time for more sex ed/women’s health giggles. Have a happy and healthy vagina.

We are back with a product review! Clone A Willy kit’s Clone a Pussy was a fun and quick project. Listen in for a description on how to make a mold of your vulva. A fun time for all! Next we talk “DRAAAKE?!” Is the hot sauce story true? Who knows…we do know don’t douche with hot sauce—use contraception. Lastly what is Sexploration? Listen to us compare sex to a vanilla ice cream sundae…how’d we get here again? “What if I like Strawberry?” Either way, meet us back next time. Have a Happy and Healthy Vagina!

Happy New Year! It’s 2022 and one of us plans on taking more trips. Yay! The Struggle Nair Job that didn’t take the hair off ends up with a shave. Be sure your laser person gets your butthole well (it doesn’t really hurt…well, we don’t think so lol). Two products are introduced we will have a review next episode. Clone a Pussy (just what it sounds like) and Lorals latex panties (for your oral pleasure). Lastly, your vagina might like to hold on to ocean water and that leads us to “Vacation Vagina” and the “Vaginal Plunger”. Also—Don’t get sand in your crevices please!? Until next time, Have a Happy and Healthy Vagina!

Episode 18…time flies when you’re having fun. This week we start out discussing PPP (NOT the loan). Paper Period Products. For those of you who use tampons and pads we discuss why organic is better if you can afford it. 500 million women around the world don’t have access to products they need during their menses. Unbelievable. Silicone menstrual discs and a period panty could be a life saver. Maybe we will look into care packages…. Then we are joined by Frances Tang CEO of Awkward Essentials the makers of Dripstick. Listen as we chat about how she came up with the idea, what makes it great, and her best advice for budding female entrepreneurs. Find out where to get Dripstick and about some new exciting products they have coming soon. As our first special guest we want to thank Frances and Awkward Essentials for the sweet collab. Until next time…here’s to a Happy and Healthy Vagina!

Hey! Let’s talk crying orgasms during sex. Yes it’s because of pleasure! Showering after sex…is it important to be done immediately? Are you offended if your partner does it? Lysol was used as a douche to make husbands happier who would believe it?! Don’t do it trust us. Stay tuned for a special guest next week! Until then, have a Happy and Healthy Vagina!

Here we are again! Episode 17 and we jump right into vaginal flatulence or “varts” as named by Joi today. What is it and why does it happen? Staying on the same path, how does a fart go forward?! Lastly let’s review why condoms can’t protect against everything and what is possible to get even with a condom. Stay tuned as we have a sweet collaboration with our favorite menstrual disc folks. Giveaways sound like a nice idea for Christmas. See you next week! Here’s to A Happy and Healthy Vagina!