Geoff Steel comes back to my studio and we chat about Geoff's last gig, Getting AIDS from a scotch egg, Being a quiz show host, Derren Brown is gay? Having witnesses, Zoos, Family, Vaginas, Noel Fielding, Shitting myself and some upcoming gigs! Hola!

Tannah drops back in for a chat about Lots of errs, ClitCast, Getting my glasses fixed, Consumer Psychology, Seasons Caribbean, Chicken, Having a dirty mind, Journey of the sperm, Nectar points, Nice food, Tomb Raider, Ronda Rousey, The odd boob, You got mad oral skills, Sexy stuff I used to get up to, What if we were the other sex, Having a nice room and Saggy slags! I'm comin' to git ya!

I get my buddy, Lloyd, back in to chat about Wank socks, Wanking techniques, Your an adult at 25, Facial hair, Lloyds hair, Die Hard, Kevin Smith, More than one way to pleasure a dog, Some people like to get shit on, Rick's dick, Fund raising for Red Nose Day, £3 for a coffee, Teeth, Joke, Oscar Pistorius, Killing people, Podcasts, Prison Architect, Robot Combat League and Doctor Who! Taking one for the team!

I get my very good friend, Chris, into my studio and we have a chat about David Mitchell, Angus Deayton, Cartoon films, Babe, Keanu Reeves, Playing snooker, Going clothes shopping, The Big Issue, £5 notes from cash machines, The financial world, “Have I got News for you,” Paul Merton, Monty Python, Being an actor, Odd contests when you were a teenager, Running a half marathon, Circumcision and The willy doctor! Boom Shanka!

It's valentines day muthafuckers and what better way to celebrate than with me and my girlfriend, covering such topics as Valentines Day, Being a cheap date, Saving my life, Growing up, Amsterdam, Cumming at Drakes, Fit Lads, Subincision Cumshots, Piercings, Back to Amsterdam, Amsterdamescape.com, Taking photo's, Montañita, Pharmacy signs, “Wreck it Ralph,” Knightmare, Kids, “The Truth About Cats and Dogs,” Jeff Goldblum, Geena Davis, Ukulele, A.B.U.G, The Retreat, UFC in London, Funny Dewey Numbers, Geoff Steel, The Sheep Story, Fake Facebook Girlfriends, Monkey Dust, HMV, Cats, Steve Martin, Will.I.Am and Getting cats for lent! Cuddle up and spoon each other tonight!

I get past guest, xXPrettXx, back on Skype for a chat about Twitter, Youtube, iTunes and podcasts, Sponsorship, Fucking Twilight, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Meerkats, Dr. Who, Embarrassing Stories, Mario Kart, Netflix for games, Robots, Porn, Promises, Finding the time, Taylor Swift, Prett hurt his foot, Robots again, Hats and having a big head!

Returning guest, Uncle Sam (now known as The Freak) comes back onto Skype and we end up chatting about Watching PPV's, IWA-MS, Old school WWF, Jeff Hardy, Cruiserweights, Big Show vs John Cena, Boring Gimmicks, Botchamania, Wrestlers in MMA, Batista, Michael Bisping, John Cena, Cody Rhodes' Mustache, British guys in the WWE, Ray Mysterio, Being a heel, Getting access to watch WWE, Divas, The old favourites, Wrestling computer games, Wii U, Pokemon games, Minecraft mods, Old games, Sonic Adventure 2, Garry’s mod and Blue Waffles!

Good friend of mine, Rayner, pops in and we chat about Also being proper friends, Legal highs, Keeping LSD in your socks, Working, Dressing up at work, Different perceptions of people, Anna Buckland, Playing the saxaphone, Making music, Richard Cheese, Music from your youth, The Simpsons, Old Snes games, Printer Jam, Flight of the Conchords, Mighty Boosh, Dressing up like Ol' Greg, Bill Hicks, Horny Goat Weed, Getting ripped of buying drugs, Being sick, Drinking Baileys from a shoe, Sleep deprivation and Having a nap! Boom shack-a-lack!

My best buddy, Mark, drops in and the madness ensues. We ramble about Being ill, Having a shit, Toilet troubles, Famous people in my toilet, David Guest, Bath and bath water, Bristol, Scotland, Where's Wally fun run, Disney, Having a piss, Rusko, The Apprentice, Womad, 3 weeks of snow, Dig out your drive, The Hobbit, Martin Freeman, Sacha Baron Cohen, Mike Myers, X-Box, PS3 updates, Cd with minus tracks, N-Dubz, Famous Scientologists, 'Location, Location, Location,' Fucking things up at a party, Mayans, Looking like someone else, X-Men and Star Wars! Pure insanity!

My very good friend Geoff Steel joins me and we have a chat about Being proper friends, Drinking vs Drugs, Drinking cider in pubs, Smoking, Festivals, How we met, Getting caught by my Dad doing naughty things, Having a good porn star name, Facebook, Having a computer in my pocket, Nevermind The Buzzcocks, Simon Amstel, Johnny Vaughan, Tim Allen, Celebrity sex tapes, Doing accents, Being a stand-up comedian, Doug Stanhope, Having my tooth broken at the dentist, Royal Berkshire hospital is the best, Having broken ribs, Film soundtracks and Singing karaoke. Were doing this one for the kids!

I get my new friends Misha and Uncle Sam (I think that’s his real name) on Skype and we chat about How we met, Watching Glee, Watching horror films, playing scary games, The Sims, Working, Eating at Subway, School, Thumbs not thongs, Playing The Walking Dead game, Eating sugar, Twilight, Steam Sales, Being a grown up, Citizenship class, What to do in a zombie apocalypse, Anti-Bulling week, “I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here,” Pierce Brosnan, Being a tree in the Christmas play, Christmas, Shopping at Home Bargains, Make-up, Wrestling, The Miz, CM Punk and Dolph Ziggler, Nerd³ and Who would be in your zombie apocalypse team? Damn skippy!

The wonderful Tannah comes online for a chat about My picture, Tesco sucks, My new milk alternatives, Procrastinating, What she had for breakfast, Her coursework, Mickey Courses, I'm an audio editor, Guerilla podcasting, Being stood up, Writing an angry letter to Tesco, Online shopping Vs going through the vegetables yourself, @tannahlove, Following too many people on Twitter, Being shit with the internet, Forgetting to press record, Being on YouTube, Rubbing jizz on your face, Having a vagina, Men are uniform, Medical Marijuana, Amsterdam and Going on holiday. Yay Love Love XxX

I get my new friends xXPrettXx and TediousParrot on Skype to chat about Twitter, YouTube, Rape Games, Modern Games, Firework Tourettes, What is a podcast, Vimto, Using condiments as lube, I'm not weird I'm eccentric, How they got into recording, Internets, Making my own Videos, This was all my fault, Blip of a firework, Being my assistant, Where they are from, Prett hates the world, Being oiled up like a wrestler, Street Fighter, How to make game developers listen to you, Pretts favourite food, Trying stand-up for the first time, I like men crying, Licking people, Channel TediousParrot and channel xXPrettXx on YouTube! This one gets a little crazy!

I got my friend Shelley on Skype to talk about 'Deep Blue Divers' in Utila, Teaching Diving, Diving, Technology, Training Notes, Downloading vs Streaming, My rant on 'Fifty Shades of Gray,' Onsies, The Sunsets in Utila, WD 40 + Duct Tape, Web Designing, Entertainment in Utila, Tom Cruise as Jack Reacher, The Walking Dead, Zombie CSI, 'Dive Wars,' The music on Utila, Movies in Spanish, Golden Marmite, Total Recall and our three weeks of summer! This one is gonna be more popular than Honey Boo Boo!

Wow. I made a friend on Twitter and this happened. I got my new friend Matt (@TheAbyssProject) on Skype and we chat about How we met on Twitter, How he creates his art, Vector Graphics, Computers, Minecraft, Music tastes, If it's too loud Your too old!, Christian Bale, Quitting his job, Making art for only three weeks, Politics, Going to New Zealand, Going back to his art, Breaking the Fallout engine, PC vs Console and Building a PC from scratch! The power of the internet unites!