My very good friend Geoff Steel joins me and we have a chat about Being proper friends, Drinking vs Drugs, Drinking cider in pubs, Smoking, Festivals, How we met, Getting caught by my Dad doing naughty things, Having a good porn star name, Facebook, Having a computer in my pocket, Nevermind The Buzzcocks, Simon Amstel, Johnny Vaughan, Tim Allen, Celebrity sex tapes, Doing accents, Being a stand-up comedian, Doug Stanhope, Having my tooth broken at the dentist, Royal Berkshire hospital is the best, Having broken ribs, Film soundtracks and Singing karaoke. Were doing this one for the kids!