Soph and Emma hear from a mum hiding her second pregnancy as she battles the fear of judgement and the pressure to do motherhood “the right way.” Plus, the girls tackle twin biting tactics and share a listener’s story proving cousin bonds can survive even the trickiest family rifts.

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Soph’s got a heartwarming secret of the week as Dottie’s parents’ evening shines a light on a beautiful friendship she’s made at school. Plus, one mum shares her milky mishap in bed, and a toddler’s confusion over human anatomy sends the ladies into a spiral!

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A nine-year-old steals the show this week with possibly the funniest secret ever - let’s just say the wall may need a clean and grandad has a new title! Plus, Soph and Emma hear from a mum expecting a potential Christmas baby, and a babysitter who made a big impression on one tiny human.

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Soph’s deep in her coffee era and has come up with a new way to say hiccups. Meanwhile, Emma’s right in the middle of moving house, with Sadie and Joseff trying out their new nursery. Plus, the listeners share secrets about public bum-tapping and ask for advice on handling a pair of bitey twins.

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The ladies hear from Alex, who gave her husband a very specific job during her two home births, involving a birthing pool… and a sieve. A little one’s hilarious mispronunciation lands a mum in hot water at the doctors, and they catch up with the listener who welcomed her baby in the crisps aisle of Asda!

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One mum deserves a round of applause for her quick thinking when her little one asks what a hooker is. Soph’s chicken coup dreams get a boost from a listener with feathered friends, and there’s a huge Renley update!

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One moment at a roundabout has been forever immortalised by a listener’s toddler, and it’s the cutest thing ever! Plus, the ladies hear from a bunch of mums sharing the highs and lows of parenting teenagers.

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Soph's got a HUGE secret this week... Dottie's had her first big haircut! One mumma shares her ASTRAnomical birth story involving her mother-in-law's car, and a babysitter gets in touch for some activity help!

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We asked for your car birth stories and you lot delivered… literally. From lay-bys to supermarket aisles, Soph and Emma react to the most iconic births in Secret Mum Club history. Plus, one listener shares her perimenopause journey, from hormonal mysteries to the great cardio vs weights debate.

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There’s a mix-up for one mum whose little ones are terrified at the idea of having their faces washed with a flannel. The ladies receive a heartfelt message from a mum of teens struggling with the lack of communication. And Soph shares her… stinky secret of the week.

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This week, Sophiena and Emma go international with your messages from the USA and Canada. There’s a beautiful story of a baby boy sending a sign from heaven, an inspiring mum smashing half marathons and Hyrox competitions, plus a nappy-buying tip that could save your sanity and you wallet!

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Soph and Emma are adding a new skill to their repertoire… TV reviewing! While chatting about what they’re watching, Soph opens up about her latest health journey and a potential diagnosis. Plus, we hear from a listener juggling all the parenting duties at home, and one mum shares her little one’s top potty-training tips.

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The ladies receive some huge news this week as a listener announces the arrival of another Renley! Soph’s dream of being a chicken mum is supercharged after a letter featuring thirty homely hens. Plus, one mum shares her incredible birthing story… involving an actual Volvo!

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Emma’s house has been a hive of sickness this week, while the start of term has Soph feeling emotional about how quickly the children are growing up. One listener asks for help with toddler activity ideas, and there’s a little one spreading the love in a very gassy way.

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It’s a wild ride this week! One listener unleashes their explosive poo stories, another reveals some worrying red flags at nursery, and there’s a heartwarming post-birth memory to balance it all out. Meanwhile, Soph shares her own loo-related trauma after an incident in the studio toilets.

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It’s been a hectic few weeks for Sophiena and Emma, but they’ve put the chaos aside for a quick episode! We hear from a mum with a potty training update, discover an almost unheard-of secret from one listener, and share an unfortunately timed mispronunciation at a crèche.

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There’s an extra secret of the week that's left residue in unexpected places, the ladies chat about toddlers mastering (and catastrophically failing) the art of self-feeding, and there's a message from one mum whose little one’s first full sentence was more… toilet humour than tender moment.

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The cat’s out of the bag... we’ve got brand-new artwork! The ladies spill all about how the photoshoot really went, and Emma has a big secret to share this week. Plus, we hear from a mumma whose little one has a unique way of asking for sausages, and another mum who needs advice on handling a 7-year-old who just won’t listen.

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It’s the final week of the summer holidays, and the ladies are gearing up for the back to school rush! From weatherproofing school bags to an unhinged (but genius!) lunchbox prep hack, mums share their best tips to survive the chaos. Plus, Sophiena and Emma reflect on the whirlwind summer, getting back into routine, and how to ease those first-day nerves.

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Soph’s in full household mode this week – from washing machines and integrated appliances to some long-awaited beds. Emma shares her almost disastrous weekend away, while Dottie is practising roly-polies in her new room, with some unintended consequences for the walls. Plus, there’s a secret from one mum whose little one has taken recycling to a whole new (and slightly gross) level… with sweetcorn.

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