It's a return to form fresh off of their stint of interviews, the boys swap alcoholic adventures, talk about Drunk Olympics with games such as Lawnchair Leapfrog and Slip 'n' Slide Kickball, Jason tells a tale about naming a star and how it didn't help his relationship, Tyson has been stressed so he doesn't have much going on upstairs, and Jacob stumbles across a website dedicated to masturbating using food.
Out of Context Quote: "It has heated seats and a colostomy bag, and that's what it's like to drive a Lincoln."
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In the first episode of the new year, the boys reflect on the dumb things they said last year, decide on some new goals to accomplish this year, and Jason shoots for the moon with his resolution. Jason has the idea for mobility for lazy horses, Ty realizes he's the same person as last year, and Jacob is a little more sadistic with Jason's inventions than he intends.
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This episode joins the boys as they learn how not to spread bodily fluids on cops from idiots around the globe from Germany to Scotland, Papa John warns of a day of reckoning while Chris Hanson hovers in the background, Jason loses all of the female listeners, then charms them back with his pun magic, Ty basks in the glow of a black Friday TV purchase, and Jacob's Papa John impression sounds a lot like Jesse Ventura.
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In this adventure, the boys vibe at a concert with a breast milk spraying woman, dump a bucket of feces on an unsuspecting bystander, reveal the Patreon page and website, Jason struggles with a stint of bad luck, Ty brings a creature of the deep that has a very particular set of skills for Decrypted, and Jacob struggles to land a single joke.
Out of Context Quote: "If you throw your diarrhea on me, I'm going to murder you in the street."
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This episode of Jive Turkeys has a new face! With the help of Dan the Man, the boys guide themselves through the treacherous wilds of Alaska and a swimmer with too many “assets,” Jason is backed up on F*ck Your States and releases his load, Ty brings back his President Obama impression, and Jacob has to share a mic unsuccessfully with the guest. Fan-Fic Roulette is back! Enjoy the regaling of infamous Sonic High School!
Out of Context Quote: “You throw in that FannyPack and we got a deal!”
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In this episode, the boys try to get down to the bottom of the Mystery of the Missing Five Dollar Bill, comment on the status of Jason’s missing eyebrows, Ty contemplates leaving old TVs on people’s porches, Jason gripes about a free trip to Sea World and his fecal woes, and Jacob poses an interesting theory relating a video game store and mass shootings.
Out of context quote: "I'm taking off the body camera!"
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This episode gets down to the merits of drinking piss, why you should always have baby wipes on hand, a satanic baby change station, Jason has a terrible visit to a decrepit zoo with his nieces, Ty laughs too hard before the show starts, and Jacob lets a neighbor have it over a racist ice cream truck.
Out of Context Quote: "I thought it was a landing strip at first; turns out, it was a line of coke."
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This episode bursts right out of the gate with two rants about the down slide of the fast food milkshake and the idiocy of regional managers, Jason wants to take a turn at a used panties vending machine, Ty tries to figure out a common core math problem, and Jacob tells an "intoxicating" story about his time working at the mental hospital.
Out of Context Quote: "You look great with that sh*t shovel in your hand, Johnny!"
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In this full house episode, Uberfan Will joins the boys by phone to insert his two cents, the Area 51 raid is bandied about, the new 007 movie is creatively designed with their insanity, Jason wants to invent an insurance company for men who are terrible at flirting, Ty is overly entertained about finding an alligator on a job site, and Jacob & Will realize that they're low rent hitman.
Out of Context Quote: "There's CCR playing in the background while they're gunning down weeaboos."
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In this episode, the boys re-imagine themselves as annoying supervillains, debate the effectiveness of masturbating underneath a bed at your grandma's, Jason gets self conscious about his leaning over double chin, Ty bumbles through a terrible product pitch while hijacking Jason's segment, and Jacob reveals that he has a gentlemanly penis.
Out of context quote: "I'm, like, literally human heroin."
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Its a big episode as the boys announce joining DropTent Media, a podcast network for important people, ponder the idea of a Jive Turkey IPA beer line for each of them, Jason is once again the whipping boy, a young Ty is propositioned to buy a dimebag, and Jacob ponders being a supervillain while his ADHD runs rampant.
Out of context quote: "Formaldehyde. That's a weird smell, by the way." "Yeah, its a weird taste, too."
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In this episode, the turkeys discuss Walmart prison tattoo booths run by inmates, about how Finland isn't actually a real country (sorry, Finland), a bus driver driving drunk from a doughnut, Ty explains his comedy in detail, Jason sheds a tear, Will can't wait to make an Anheuser-Busch joke, and Jacob doesn't want to listen to reason.
Out of Context Quote: "Do you think Santa's d*ck is as red as his nose?"
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In the return of the prodigal host, Ty returns to give the gang an update on his life, Jason grunts at someone in a sexual manner, devise a devious plan to dispatch a disgruntled boat captain, Ty and Will delve way too deep into a conspiracy involving raking at gunpoint, and Jacob can't keep the show on track.
Out of Context Quote: "You're not an efficient boat captain if you aren't drinking rum and snorting coke."
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