In this episode, the turkeys discuss Walmart prison tattoo booths run by inmates, about how Finland isn't actually a real country (sorry, Finland), a bus driver driving drunk from a doughnut, Ty explains his comedy in detail, Jason sheds a tear, Will can't wait to make an Anheuser-Busch joke, and Jacob doesn't want to listen to reason.

Out of Context Quote: "Do you think Santa's d*ck is as red as his nose?"

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