On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, hosts Rich and Nicole get into the Halloween spirit talking costumes, candy picks, and just how much is too much for a pet costume. They dive into skincare and the hunt for the fountain of youth, wonder if suburban life is really in Nicole’s future, and swap stories about mean girls and senior dogs. Plus, Nicole shares an embarrassing cleaning moment, and they dream about quick getaways from the chaos of everyday life. Tune in for laughs, honesty, and a little spooky-season therapy—listen now!

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, hosts Rich and Nicole talk about: people loving when Nicole tortures Matt, a baby prank, childhood dentist memories, Rich’s ramen nightmare, Nicole’s flat tire fiasco, why you shouldn’t shit talk under your breath, Rich giving an uninterested Nicole NBA history nuggets, and chaotic 6-7 mascot story. Tune in for the laughs and chaos—listen now!

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole dive into Rich has softball detective work, AI spouses, and what is on a birthing playlist. What do dirty dreams mean, switching Christmas and V-Day around, and that “you know what rips” guy. Rich hates when his kindness is met with meanness, while Nicole vents about being lumped into Matt’s parenting punishments. Plus, Matt’s wedding blank check, Sara’s trunk-or-treat overload, early morning blender etiquette, Group 7, a hot Zoom mic moment, and Sara’s flirt fail. Tune in for the chaos and laughs—listen now!

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, hosts Rich and Nicole talk Theraguns, getting the poison out, and the great pumpkin hustle—are you a painter, carver, or banger? Nicole shares her Snoop Dogg dance story, Rich drops a happy marriage test, and they debate age limits for Halloween costumes and when kids can trick-or-treat solo. Plus, school parent nicknames, wardrobe thoughts, and hype for what’s coming next. Don’t miss the laughs—listen now!

On today’s episode, they dive into childhood memories, vitamins, and whether you’re a pumpkin carver or painter. Nicole’s stressed about Matt and Keegan going MIA, 6–7 has hit the Davis house, and Rich compares homes to p*rn. They swap Vegas stories, talk haunted hotels, and get into Halloween movie traditions. Plus—future careers for the kids, when they should finally move out, Parker drops a camp story, and yes, Kim’s Skims bush comes up. Tune in for the laughs, chaos, and oversharing you’ve come to expect!

On today’s episode, Nicole’s in full chaos mode trying to track down Matt and Keegan, while she and Rich argue over Columbus Day. They talk bad food cravings, a cat at Chipotle, what people want in dating, and Nicole drops the Arby’s meat secret. Plus: Sora AI and the end of social media, kids who never flush, Parker’s grocery store "help", and Rich plotting to yoink kids' birthday gift cards. Tap play and dive into the mayhem with Rich and Nicole!

On today’s episode, things go off the rails fast—starting with gang bangs (yep, that’s the opener). Rich and Nicole talk double dates, Nicole’s sweaty interview, her phone getting run over by a car (and somehow getting hit on in the process of replacing it), missing Rich’s birthday, and when to let the grey hair win. Plus: Rich’s hair fears, super agers' sleep habits are impossible, and Emmy and Ben want to celebrate Dad. Hit play and join the chaos—you know you want to.

On today’s episode, Rich and Nicole dive into Taylor Swift’s new album, The Life of a Showgirl, important life events during the big game, and a good compliment. Rich tells Coley to check out Love is Blind, Sara tells a never-told embarrassing story, and a Top Jimmy story. Plus, golf gripes, seating strategy, and the worst text you can send. Tune in and share it with a friend who loves a little chaos with their coffee.

On today’s episode, Nicole comes a hot mess about Leo while Rich drowns in Mets misery. From Bhad Bunnie at the Super Bowl to babies born with IUDs, awkward plane etiquette, trad life rules, and a vuvuzela 'what would you do' yeah, it’s one of those shows. Tune in, laugh, and share with a friend who needs the chaos.

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich is back and ready to stir it up. He and Nicole catch up on her Rosh Hashanah, dive into the latest Super Bowl performance rumors, and talk about how sports can seriously boost kids’ confidence. Nicole shares a story about being visually assaulted, there’s a new number one beer making headlines, and the new game, ghost butt. Nicole laments getting hooked on a professional blowout she can’t replicate at home, while Rich vents about how everything comes with a price tag. They cover must-watch TV, kids taking charge of restaurant orders, fun drunkie MILs, and Rich’s relentless hunt for a mascot. Don’t forget to rate, review, and share with the friend who’d 100% chase down a mascot too.

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Matt steps in for Rich and things heat up fast. Matt and Nicole dive into Rosh Hashanah, argue over timing, and take a dark detour into Leo death talks that send Matt spiraling. Nicole opens up about how her accident shifted her perspective, and together they air out grievances, unpack parent expectations, and basically turn the whole episode into one big couples therapy session. Don’t forget to rate, review, and share with a friend who loves a little drama.

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole break down the new Charlie Sheen documentary before giving an update on Benny and the ring. They get into Sweet 16s, debate what kind of potato you’d choose at a restaurant, and Nicole tells Rich with the condiment she’d actually bring to the bedroom. Rich admits he hates making decisions, Nicole vents about cleaning only for the house to immediately get messy, and Parker pops in with more slang. They wonder who the new Brad Pitt is, Nicole unloads her day from hell, and Rich—as always—gets completely distracted by the Mets. Don’t forget to rate, review, and share with a friend who can’t keep their house clean either.

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole cover everything from dots on the family calendar to Nicole’s trip to see the Savannah Bananas. Benny makes a bold move giving his crush a ring, the Canelo fight gets a recap, and Nicole lets y'all know that butter is not the best color to wear to a wedding. Keegan debuts a burger jingle, Rich asks BBQ advice, and a classic Stanley T. story. They touch on Taylor and the Chiefs, discover that leggings are officially out, and Coach Rich goes head-to-head with Blue while Nicole deals with a babysitter dilemma. Don’t forget to rate, review, and share with a friend.

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole sit with some heavy feelings as they reflect on September 11th and the recent assassination of Charlie Kirk. From there, the tone lightens as they talk about being the itsy bitsy spider, Keegan breaking Matt’s heart by retiring a nickname, and Nicole puts out fires as usual. Rich vents about endless ads and spam texts, Nicole shares her new method for getting kids to clean, and Rich talks about his latest obsession with plums. They also touch on divorce advice, and Parker finds the perfect moment to troll Nicole at a Sweet 16. Don’t forget to rate, review, and share with a friend who’s feeling all the ups and downs this week.

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Parker is adjusting to middle school—and riding the city bus, while Rich and Nicole chat suburban life and the viral Karen ball snatcher (and whether Karens even know they’re Karens). They dive into celebrity power couples, Matt’s misery over the Dolphins, and someone close to the show doesn't know who Post Malone really is. There’s talk of a bridezilla's tattoo demands, reconnecting with old friends, kids constantly losing stuff, and Rich finally gives the conclusion to the school drama. Don’t forget to rate, review, and share with a friend who definitely knows all the new slang.

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich is multitasking by doing his fantasy football draft while recording, and Nicole is finally having her first back-to-school night—where of course everything goes wrong. That leads to the big school supply talk, while Parker heading to middle school leaves big shoes for Keegan to fill. They get into teaching old-school manners, Nicole completely loses her mind at the park with Keegan and the “god squad,” and Rich’s plant-daddy heart breaks when his perfect lawn is destroyed by the pool reno—making him feel like a little bitch about it. Rich nerds out as a coach, and Nicole just wants to go to bed. Don’t forget to rate, review, and share with a friend who’s also hanging on by a thread this school year.

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Nicole is back and will NOT stand for gaslighting! Rich is officially cringe to Emmy. And Meta glasses on a waxer?! Nicole spills on her Maine trip, Sara regrets having that extra prosecco, and the gang swaps doppelgänger stories before talking marketing tactics on kids. Don’t forget to rate, review, and share with a friend!

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, guest host Handsome Gabe joins Rich while Nicole’s on birthday vacay. They cover back-to-school chaos, a Taylor Swift engagement, self-driving cars in NYC, how childhood has changed, first cars, teenagers, and the generational gap in social skills. Don’t forget to rate, review, and share with a friend!

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich goes fully unhinged with his thoughts and, honestly, we apologize in advance. But he also wants to know who’s your ultimate boomer baddie goal? They get into pickup basketball and how men and women are so different, the art of giving your partner the assist, and Keegan going full chaos mode when he’s with his boys. Ben’s already sick, and school is just four days in, and Rich is losing it trying to juggle all the kids’ activities. Plus, they share a fun new game you can play with your kids—or with drinks—but heads up… it may or may not have gotten Parker in trouble at camp. Don’t forget to rate, review, and send this to someone whose brain is already fried from back-to-school madness.

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole take a nostalgic sip down memory lane with the drinks of the '90s, while we get another Top Jimmy quote. Things get weird (fast) when the question of whether Matt should be neutered comes up—don’t ask. Rich professes his love for a good BLT, and they agree that couples who gossip together, stay together. Rich also shares that he’s officially started demo on the pool, and the real chaos begins when they tackle the awkward line between honesty and oversharing with your kids about your... shag life (shoutout to Sara for that delightful term). Don’t forget to rate, review, and share with the friend who still craves a Clearly Canadian.