On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, guest host Handsome Gabe joins Rich while Nicole’s on birthday vacay. They cover back-to-school chaos, a Taylor Swift engagement, self-driving cars in NYC, how childhood has changed, first cars, teenagers, and the generational gap in social skills. Don’t forget to rate, review, and share with a friend!

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich goes fully unhinged with his thoughts and, honestly, we apologize in advance. But he also wants to know who’s your ultimate boomer baddie goal? They get into pickup basketball and how men and women are so different, the art of giving your partner the assist, and Keegan going full chaos mode when he’s with his boys. Ben’s already sick, and school is just four days in, and Rich is losing it trying to juggle all the kids’ activities. Plus, they share a fun new game you can play with your kids—or with drinks—but heads up… it may or may not have gotten Parker in trouble at camp. Don’t forget to rate, review, and send this to someone whose brain is already fried from back-to-school madness.

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole take a nostalgic sip down memory lane with the drinks of the '90s, while we get another Top Jimmy quote. Things get weird (fast) when the question of whether Matt should be neutered comes up—don’t ask. Rich professes his love for a good BLT, and they agree that couples who gossip together, stay together. Rich also shares that he’s officially started demo on the pool, and the real chaos begins when they tackle the awkward line between honesty and oversharing with your kids about your... shag life (shoutout to Sara for that delightful term). Don’t forget to rate, review, and share with the friend who still craves a Clearly Canadian.

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole cover everything from man compliments to Travis & Taylor updates, and somehow find out AOL just now canceled dial-up—yes, really. They talk about what it’s like to navigate dating apps after being out of the game, and Nicole vents about getting zero grace when she’s trying to learn something new. And Rich declares his deep hatred for back-to-school shopping. Jimmy brings the laughs, and Nicole sets the record straight with Stan over names. Don’t forget to rate, review, and send this episode to a friend who still remembers their AOL login.

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Nicole admits she totally botched Parker’s camp pick-up day, while Rich shares all the chaos from his Vegas adventure with his mom and newly single brother Jimmy, who’s officially back on the market. They dig into why millennials are so stressed all the time and what lengths parents might go to in order to stop their kids from doing something risky. Rich wonders if the kids at Universal actually think the dinosaurs are real, and the crew gets into whether sharing your partner’s location is sweet... or kinda creepy. Meanwhile, Sara heads off on a girls trip and Rich gets a little butthurt, and Matt learns that trying to calm Nicole down only makes things worse. Don’t forget to rate, review, and share with the friend who definitely still believes in Jurassic Park logic.

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich kicks things off by proudly declaring his new title as a softball champion—then immediately creates chaos and bounces, as only he can. Sara drops in with a story about "chub-chub," Nicole shares her deep hatred for post-fight apology tours, and Matt can’t stop talking in weird accents thanks to too much binge-watching. They take a nostalgic trip back to the year Rich and Nicole first met, dive way too deep into the world of underwear, and Rich has a late-night run-in that’ll ignite some arachnophobia. Oh, and Matt accidentally butt-dials his sushi order, naturally. Don’t forget to rate, review, and share with someone who still remembers their MySpace password.

This week, Nicole shares her much-anticipated one phone call with Parker at sleepaway camp. Rich recaps a rare chill day with the family, while Keegan dives into documentaries. The crew debates which chickin’ dippin’ is king, and the village drama keeps on giving. Sara reaches new heights of awkward, and Matt somehow tops it with his own cringey moment. The hosts reflect on what's important in life, whatever happened to Botox guy, and wrap things up with some classic Rich & Nicole advice—real, funny, and probably unsolicited.

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole push through—glitches and all. Nicole shares a run-in with a celebrity, they discuss Happy Gilmore 2 (which they loved), and Emmy’s dentist trip. Matt’s not handling Parker’s time away at sleepaway camp too well, and Rich has some strong standards for theme parks. Nicole gets fired up over a social media post about how we are supposed to talk to kids now, and things take a weird turn when something strange shows up on Rich’s screen. Don’t forget to rate, review, and share with the most dramatic person you know.

This week’s episode of Have Kids They Said is last week’s episode… thanks to some classic technical issues. But it’s worth the wait! Nicole hits up a Mets game and navigates peak boy humor, while Rich shares an embarrassing story involving “hummers” that he will never live down. They pay tribute to the legendary Ozzy Osbourne, spill some Morning Mashup drama, and get surprisingly real about life behind the mic. Rich checks off his weekly list, Parker’s sleepaway camp has her family spiraling, and one listener might be bringing extra drama. Don’t forget to rate, review, and share it with your most chaotic friend.

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich kicks things off by reminding Nicole that Parker’s still at sleepaway camp. From there, Hulk Hogan is remembered, Nicole still hasn’t seen Happy Gilmore 2, and using movie taste as a friendship test. They dive into waterpark thoughts, your kid getting in school fights, and the world of kids and social media. Oh, and in case you were wondering—hookers? Totally fine. It’s the hot nannies you’ve gotta worry about. Don’t forget to rate, review, and share with your most unfiltered friend!

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole dive into the hilarious chaos of travel—Rich somehow manages to leave a trail of personal items across the tri-state area, and Nicole confirms they are true friend soulmates (as if there was any doubt). They relive the gang’s unforgettable night out in NYC, debate the pros and cons of Googling yourself, and Rich shares highlights from his family vacation—along with the annoying parts about planning trips for big groups. Plus, should you mildly terrify your child to teach them a life lesson? They discuss. Mets ball drama, and the scandalous tale of the CEO and the hot affair. Don’t forget to rate, review, and tell a friend who needs a laugh today!

On this bonus episode of Have Kids They Said, Nicole is joined by none other than Rogue Matt—subbing in for Rich and immediately taking things off the rails. The two dive into their Outerbanks vacation, share a few maybe too honest stories (Matt delivers TMI like it’s his job), and attempt to unpack a few couple fights… that Matt’s still not sorry for. It’s raw, it’s unfiltered, and might double as their unofficial couples therapy session. Plus, Parker heads off to sleepaway camp, and Matt blesses us with another round of questionable idioms. Buckle up—this one's real. Don’t forget to rate, review, and share with someone who needs a laugh (or therapy).

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich checks in from Atlanta where he’s living his MLB All-Star dreams, while Nicole battles a roadside McDonald’s from hell. They get into smutty stories, chip obsessions, AI-filtered faces on dating apps, and how to actually appreciate your generous friends. And Benny’s got one thing to say: “Don’t worry.” 💬 Got thoughts? Questions? Hit us up and don’t forget to subscribe, rate, and share the pod!

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole are in full catch-up mode as they map out Rich’s NYC visit, reminisce about their old jobs, and try to make sense of the ever-evolving chaos that is tipping culture. Nicole’s fed up with misleading Airbnbs (just say there's no AC!), and Rich opens up about some intense intrusive thoughts that have been hitting lately. They touch on the heartbreak of the Texas floods, reflect on how fast summer's slipping away, and dive into the small ways parents shape their kids—starting with tone. Oh, and Matt’s got a new nickname... and Rich still doesn’t have a “Top That.” Some things never change. Hit play, then hit us up—we want to hear your wildest Airbnb letdowns or what your parents used to say vs. how they said it.

Rich and Nicole are back and diving into all the usual chaos. This week, they talk about which nicknames are condescending, vacations, and trade shots over who would survive prison longer (spoiler: it's not looking good for Rich). Nicole drops her List of the Week, Rich dishes out advice, and Keegan pulls off a sneaky little Roblox money move. They wrap it all up by answering some wild listener questions for the TFIWK! Hit follow, leave a review, and send us your best parenting drama — you might just hear it on a future episode!

While Nicole’s soaking up the sun in OBX, Sara jumps in to co-host with Rich! They dive into everything from Rich’s sneaky solo binge-watching habits, to 4th of July nostalgia, and why the glue is important for social get-togethers. Sara gets sentimental about recreating her childhood fireworks magic for the kids, and Rich has a moment of realization of a prank a good friend may have pulled years ago. Maybe. Also, why turning your home into your dream space might just be the ultimate life hack. 🎧 Listen now and tell us—who's the binge-watcher in your house?

On this episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole discuss the history of fedoras and baseball hats, surviving long car trips, and the latest jean trends. Nicole shares how she handles hot summer days with kids in NYC, while Rich reveals his list of the week: including top ways to break up with someone. They also debate whether getting a puppy can help keep a senior dog young—and why you should never tell Nicole to calm down. Follow the show and share it with a friend!

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole tackle the ever-relatable struggle of staying cool while slowly slipping into “wait, am I old?” territory. Nicole vents about her kids treating Zoom like it’s a lawless wasteland, and special guest Sara drops in to rant about Emmy’s chaotic recital. There’s a wild ride through topics like questionable pillow hygiene, surprise catfishing confessions, and some truly bonkers Little League bat drama. HOA horror stories and roadkill confessions make an appearance, and Richie's roses even get a moment in the sun. Hit follow so you don’t miss the madness next week—because parenting may be chaos, but at least we’re in it together.

On this week’s Have Kids, They Said, Rich recaps his CRC shenanigans in Vegas while Nicole lives out his Broadway dreams—and Nicole's Barry’s booty camp near disaster. Emmy’s dance recital was peak chaos, and somewhere in there, Nicole makes a graceful pivot... to lube. Parker pops in just long enough to school us on this summer’s hottest slang, then it’s back to Rich and Nicole for a neuro-hack to squash sibling squabbles, getting sick on vacation, and the TFIWK segment where they unpack Mother’s/Father’s Day expectations and a listener’s birthday bust. Hit play, stay sane, and blame the kids later.

In this episode of Have Kids, They Said, Rich and Nicole spiral into the realities of aging — from desperate anti-wrinkle measures to making a blood pact never to become tech-illiterate dinosaurs. They take on tip anxiety in the modern age, celebrate National Mascot Day with exactly the right amount of enthusiasm (eh), and rally hard against the evils of voice-to-text. Rich gets preemptively heartbroken over his kids' future breakups, Nicole has a Bethos™ moment so big it deserves its own mascot, and parents everywhere get called out as the real source of teen angst. Also? Rich nearly goes full Sandlot Dad during a baseball drama. Listen now — and don’t forget to follow, rate, and share with your fellow mascots in meltdown.