Engines on Fire, Dogs in Beds & sub-$10K Classics?! – The Funniest Racing Podcast You’ll Hear!”
Welcome to Everyone Racers Podcast Episode 409 – In this 4 speed, dual-quad, positraction 409 episode…
https://newportcarmuseum.org/1961-chevrolet-impala-ss-409-convertible-2/
Mental totally misses out, Chris gets lost in the rented RV, Tim gender checks Chris, steals a piece of cheese and sleeps in dog pee. Finally, if we can briefly direct your attention to the front, Chrissy will go over the very important safety features of this Summit Point Raceway (always watch for deer).
Buckle up for another chaotic, funny, and fuel-soaked ride through the world of amateur endurance racing, DIY car builds, and garage disasters that somehow turn into stories worth telling.
This week, we go full throttle into the legacy of the Chevy 409 muscle car — the beast that changed drag racing forever — and then spin right into everything from dog puke road trips to five-alarm pit fires, to epic Lemons race fails that only true racers can appreciate.
🔥 In This Episode:
🏁 Chevy 409 Origins: Why this rare muscle car engine became a legend of torque and torque-wrenchers alike.
🚗 Mental’s Porsche 912 Finally Gets Its Plates – Nevada, welcome to the 20th century.
🧯 Trackside Fires & Heroic Fixes: The Tactical Raccoons literally rise from the ashes after a full engine bay fire.
🧰 DIY Garage Tips & Rants: From broken furnaces to uncooperative dogs and Barstow naps, it’s peak E1R.
💥 WTF Racing News: NBC airs an AI-generated fake crash—and totally believes it!
😂 Smash Therapy: Why sometimes the best stress relief is hitting your old fender with a hammer. (Andrew Collins @ The Drive) https://www.thedrive.com/features/smashing-steel-as-stress-relief-heres-a-great-use-for-old-car-parts
💸 Racing Junk Picks of the Week:
2003 Mazda 6s approved for Lemons/SCCA Race Car for Sale on Racing Junk - $6,500
From a $3,600 Plymouth Fury to a fuchsia Cadillac Sedan DeVille. The Hagerty Auction https://www.hagerty.com/marketplace/collections/the-generous-collection?irclickid=ys%3ATCRWa2xycR0LUqmw9E3lnUkpyZnyxu2E6W40&sharedid=&irpid=2095194&irgwc=1
🏆 Race Recaps & Awards: The Heelin’ and Toe Failures misclassed Civic takes the win, Silver Errors Racing battles Crossfire chaos, and Sputnik finally earns IOE glory.
It’s all part of the low-dollar racing lifestyle where the cars are slow, the jokes are fast, and the community is pure gold.
🧠 Why You’ll Love This Episode
If you’re into Lemons racing, Lucky Dog, ChampCar, SCCA, NASA, or just love wrenching on junkyard builds and laughing at the absurdity of it all — this one’s for you. The Everyone Racers Podcast brings you real garage talk, real race drama, and just enough bad puns to keep your engine light blinking.
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Weaber Valley Speedway on Facebook
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AI fools local TV Station (Caleb Jacobs @ The Drive) https://www.thedrive.com/news/local-nbc-station-fooled-by-ai-video-of-race-track-power-outage-causing-huge-crash
PA Turnpike is the Most Expensive Toll Road in America (Gregg Poggoil @ Jalopnik) https://www.jalopnik.com/2004292/americas-most-expensive-toll-highways/
The White Zone is for Unloading, no, the red zone is for loading….
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dsut7j8Kjy8
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Engines on Fire, Dogs in Beds & sub-$10K Classics?! – The Funniest Racing Podcast You’ll Hear!”
Welcome to Everyone Racers Podcast Episode 409 – In this 4 speed, dual-quad, positraction 409 episode…
https://newportcarmuseum.org/1961-chevrolet-impala-ss-409-convertible-2/
Mental totally misses out, Chris gets lost in the rented RV, Tim gender checks Chris, steals a piece of cheese and sleeps in dog pee. Finally, if we can briefly direct your attention to the front, Chrissy will go over the very important safety features of this Summit Point Raceway (always watch for deer).
Buckle up for another chaotic, funny, and fuel-soaked ride through the world of amateur endurance racing, DIY car builds, and garage disasters that somehow turn into stories worth telling.
This week, we go full throttle into the legacy of the Chevy 409 muscle car — the beast that changed drag racing forever — and then spin right into everything from dog puke road trips to five-alarm pit fires, to epic Lemons race fails that only true racers can appreciate.
🔥 In This Episode:
🏁 Chevy 409 Origins: Why this rare muscle car engine became a legend of torque and torque-wrenchers alike.
🚗 Mental’s Porsche 912 Finally Gets Its Plates – Nevada, welcome to the 20th century.
🧯 Trackside Fires & Heroic Fixes: The Tactical Raccoons literally rise from the ashes after a full engine bay fire.
🧰 DIY Garage Tips & Rants: From broken furnaces to uncooperative dogs and Barstow naps, it’s peak E1R.
💥 WTF Racing News: NBC airs an AI-generated fake crash—and totally believes it!
😂 Smash Therapy: Why sometimes the best stress relief is hitting your old fender with a hammer. (Andrew Collins @ The Drive) https://www.thedrive.com/features/smashing-steel-as-stress-relief-heres-a-great-use-for-old-car-parts
💸 Racing Junk Picks of the Week:
2003 Mazda 6s approved for Lemons/SCCA Race Car for Sale on Racing Junk - $6,500
From a $3,600 Plymouth Fury to a fuchsia Cadillac Sedan DeVille. The Hagerty Auction https://www.hagerty.com/marketplace/collections/the-generous-collection?irclickid=ys%3ATCRWa2xycR0LUqmw9E3lnUkpyZnyxu2E6W40&sharedid=&irpid=2095194&irgwc=1
🏆 Race Recaps & Awards: The Heelin’ and Toe Failures misclassed Civic takes the win, Silver Errors Racing battles Crossfire chaos, and Sputnik finally earns IOE glory.
It’s all part of the low-dollar racing lifestyle where the cars are slow, the jokes are fast, and the community is pure gold.
🧠 Why You’ll Love This Episode
If you’re into Lemons racing, Lucky Dog, ChampCar, SCCA, NASA, or just love wrenching on junkyard builds and laughing at the absurdity of it all — this one’s for you. The Everyone Racers Podcast brings you real garage talk, real race drama, and just enough bad puns to keep your engine light blinking.
📺 Watch, Laugh & Subscribe!
If you love fast cars, bad decisions, and even worse puns, smash that 👍 like button, drop a comment with your favorite Lemons fail, and hit SUBSCRIBE to join the Everyone Racers paddock.
🎧 Listen on: YouTube | Spotify | Apple Podcasts | Stitcher
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Weaber Valley Speedway on Facebook
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AI fools local TV Station (Caleb Jacobs @ The Drive) https://www.thedrive.com/news/local-nbc-station-fooled-by-ai-video-of-race-track-power-outage-causing-huge-crash
PA Turnpike is the Most Expensive Toll Road in America (Gregg Poggoil @ Jalopnik) https://www.jalopnik.com/2004292/americas-most-expensive-toll-highways/
The White Zone is for Unloading, no, the red zone is for loading….
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dsut7j8Kjy8
Mental’s Porsche 912 - https://youtu.be/_AEg7U4mWgI?feature=shared
Amateur racers, track-day addicts, weekend mechanics, garage builders, endurance fans, and anyone who loves motorsport stories with comedy baked in.
Hot Dogs, Bear Onesies & Broken Cars The Funniest Grassroots Racing Stories from NH to Summit PointFrom a vintage Bristol 408 cold open to real-world Lemons mayhem, this episode is peak grassroots racing—and yes, one judge accidentally tried to fly with a Bluetooth speaker shaped like a Claymore (“Front Toward Party” 😂). In this Bristol 408 (Perky) Episode of New Hampshire Motor Speedway (Loudon) race recap, we hit everything: New Hampshire Motor Speedway drama, Summit Point track tips, a bargain $4,500 944 endurance car, a Waymo ride-hailing DoS prank, and the most wholesome chaos you’ll ever see (hello, bear onesies). Also, Chris wants a green 1972 Sedan DeVille, Tim is never drinking again, again (Mental is drinking now), Chrissy levels her background, and yeah, Mental tried to fly a claymore mine shaped speaker onto a Delta flight. Really, we are recapping this weekend's Lemons race at New Hampshire Motor Speedway. In this episode • Bristol 408 fun facts: push-button auto with a safety lever (1963–66, Mk II in ’65) to keep you from popping it out of park… or perk 😉 • What we’re working on: Tim’s Texas member-guest hangover hat (“Never Drinking Again”… with a Velcro “Beer Now” patch), there’s a Firebird with a bent nose headed east, and Chris’s mountain-home fire mitigation + radiator/thermostat rewire saga. • TSA story of the year: a Claymore-lookalike speaker gets flagged; the agent reads “Front Toward Party” and cracks up— the hair conditioner didn’t make it, the speaker did. • News & nerding out: – 1,300-car Alabama collection auction (Hagerty video vibes; Caddys, Porsches, Lincolns everywhere). – Florida’s “Trenton’s Law”: tougher penalties for repeat DUI. – Waymo DoS in SF: 50 fake hails to a dead-end street = Jag I-Paces gridlock; Waymo geofences the area for a few hours. – RacingJunk pick: weathered 944 Lemons racer for $4,500—pure class B energy. • New Hampshire race recap: – Overall: Boston Wieners in a very “compliance-adjacent” ’03 BMW 330i—they also themed hard (inflatable hot-dog suits, a real hot-dog cart, donations to Speedway Charities). • Summit Point weekend preview: ~100 entries, low BMW ratio (golf clap), potluck near concessions (setup ~6:30, eat ~7:00), bring bikes for paddock scouting, fuel in hot pits only, eyes up in the 4-5-6-7-8-9 complex, and late-apex Turn 10—that gravel trap will eat you.Bristol 408https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bristol_408Greg Rusk’s collection of more than 1300 cars for sale (Andrew Collins @ The Drive) https://www.thedrive.com/news/absurd-1300-car-barn-find-collection-for-sale-is-packed-with-affordable-treasuresThe Auctionhttps://www.hagerty.com/marketplace/collections/the-generous-collection?irclickid=ys%3ATCRWa2xycR0LUqmw9E3lnUkpyZnyxu2E6W40&sharedid=&irpid=2095194&irgwc=1Florida’s Trentons Law targets repeat DUI Offenders (Collin Woodward @ Jalopnik) https://www.jalopnik.com/1999174/refusing-breath-test-florida-jail-time-trentons-law/Riley Walz orchestrates “world’s first Waymo DDoS” (Simran Rastogi @ Autoblog)https://www.autoblog.com/news/how-one-23-year-old-crashed-waymos-robotaxis-using-a-dead-end-streetSummit Point Pot luck- Please sign up? https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1MjXneJZ1Ov1FBWT0PcG9YstNnrRfig_85E9qAnexYXM/edit?usp=sharing Free Bingo Card Generatorhttps://myfreebingocards.com/bingo-card-generatorOur Website - https://everyoneracers.com/ Download or stream here - https://open.spotify.com/show/5NsFZDTcaFlu4IhjbG6fV9 https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCPrTs8wdzydOqbpWZ_y-xEA - Our YouTube —funny racing podcast for car enthusiasts, racing podcast, 24 Hours of Lemons race recap, Bristol 408 car history,amateur racing, Summit Point track guide tips, car comedy, motorsport stories, endurance racing, garage builds, TSA Claymore speaker story, Waymo DoS prank video, budget Porsche 944 Lemons build, Lancia Scorpion endurance racing, bear onesie Yaris team, Saturn wagon engine swap butter tasting
96 Cars, One Chaos Filled Weekend — Are You Ready for Loudon?In this Peugeot 407 Episode of New Hampshire Motor Speedway (Loudon) race prep; Chris reminds us how to drive NHMS, Meteorologist Tim Burr says Burrr the weekend's nighttime weather will be cold, Chrissy tells you how to order a pizza correctly and Mental will judge you properly. Really, we are reviewing track details at this weekend's Lemons race at New Hampshire Motor Speedway. We promised oddball car culture and low-dollar racing — Episode 407 goes hard: New Hampshire Motor Speedway (Loudon) race prep, track quirks, cold night temps, Lemons race weekend schedule, plus our patented virtual track walk of the New Hampshire Motor Speedway 1.6-mile road course with the North & South chicane layout. All this with race humour & real stories: critters in the pit vehicle, skid-steer rental chaos, and why reading those race emails saves you hours of head-scratching.If Loudon’s on your calendar — or you just love the “why did we sign up for this” moments — subscribe and hit the bell 🔔. Drop a comment: what’s the one thing you always forget at Loudon? We’ll read the best answers next episode.It’s not just you. IIHS says most new headlights suck. (Nishant Jayaram @ Jalopnik) https://www.jalopnik.com/1992413/iihs-headlight-rating-rules/New Texas Speed Limit signs are Angrier (Amber DiSalva @ Jalopnik). https://www.jalopnik.com/1991956/speed-limit-signs-texas-red-border/David Miller (the guy behind Hemi Garage Hacks) uses a high speed treadmill sander to machine thousands of engine heads (Caleb Jacobs @ the Drive) https://www.thedrive.com/news/yes-you-can-resurface-cylinder-heads-with-a-treadmill-if-youre-brave1991 Ford Escort GT Turbo $5k Built by Jim Peirce on Racing Junk for $5k https://www.racingjunk.com/performance-touring/184743546/1991-escort-gt-.html?category_id=4&photos=&video=&location_distance=&location_zip=&year_min=&year_max=&price_min=&price_max=&seller_type=&condition=&search=&keyword=&state=&country=&province=&date=&order=price-low-high&np_offset=64Albert Wentzel is raffling the Race-Ready, Double-IOE-Winning Rambler to support Lemons of Love. https://www.classy.org/event/rambler-giveaway/e715110 Free Bingo Card Generatorhttps://myfreebingocards.com/bingo-card-generatorPlay Cardle!Playcardle.comChris Blizzard Lighting Guidehttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1W0Wk6fGSO2G7y3fDUMeBcsJ58XCZF6w0E77wXuqNrV8/mobilebasic?fbclid=IwY2xjawKaAtVleHRuA2FlbQIxMABicmlkETFjTmRidmN2bWFreVpWTVJMAR4qfvXupatPN52a6j2I2NhnvvfyNGFdmVcIZs37A3fWaYkKm-is8vJxOedoWw_aem_U2NDwxufdWEd0Pn-9DU3HwJoining the E1R F1 Fantasy League! It's Free & Chrissy is losing!!!https://fantasygp.com, Build your own team, then join league 74259541Mental’s Porsche 912 - https://youtu.be/_AEg7U4mWgI?feature=shared Our Website - https://everyoneracers.com/ Download or stream here - https://open.spotify.com/show/5NsFZDTcaFlu4IhjbG6fV9 https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCPrTs8wdzydOqbpWZ_y-xEA - Our YouTube car podcasttrack dayLeMans raceNew Hampshire Motor SpeedwayLoudon racingLong-tail (high intent — place at top of description / pin comment / chapters):“New Hampshire Motor Speedway LeMans layout North and South chicane”“Loudon race prep tips for cold nights and engine warmers”“how to survive LeMans at New Hampshire Motor Speedway”“New Hampshire 96 car LeMans field preview”“tech times and registration tips New Hampshire LeMans” #AmateurRacing #TrackDayTips #NHMS
Racing Through Tears & Brake Fluid | The End of Pitt Race
In this Bristol episode 406; Chris gets asked not to bring the hot tub, Chrissy thinks a chihuahua is exhausting, Tim is 40% cold & 80% party, Mental drills holes in a tree stump to burn it with oil, & even Jeff goes to a drag queen sex toy bingo. Really, we talk all about our memories of Pitt Race.
It’s the end of an era—and, as usual, the beginning of a lot of questionable mechanical decisions. In Everyone Racers Episode 406, the crew gathers to laugh, cry, & possibly curse their way through their various schools & race weekends at Pitt Race, the legendary western Pennsylvania track that’s closing its doors for good next year.
This episode dives deep into what made Pitt Race more than just another circuit—it was a proving ground for amateur racers, a playground for endurance masochists, & a second home for people who think “budget” & “racing” belong in the same sentence. From all-night wrenching to mid-race miracles, we celebrate the chaos, community, & questionable car choices that defined this place.
🔥 In This Episode:
WCWO - Hot tub → stump → Harbor Freight chainsaw saga (yes, we actually try to destroy a stump).
Racing News & Notes —
Legal win for racers: a quick breakdown of HB 926 in North Carolina that helps protect racetracks from nuisance suits.
Local CO News - a rental Kia Telluride gets stuck on Black Bear Pass, near… you guessed it, Telluride. Don’t ignore the signs, folks.
Industry alert: First Brands Group bankruptcy & how parts shortages could affect your rebuilds & race prep.
The Final Lap at Pitt Race — stories, memories, & chaos from our times at this track before it shuts down for good.
Legends of Pitt Race — inside jokes, team rivalries, & the questionable fashion choices that made this track unforgettable.
Listener Laughs & Paddock Chaos — shoutouts to the teams, drivers, & fans who made Pitt Race the loudest, friendliest, & most chaotic corner of grassroots motorsports.
This one’s for the amateur racers, the backyard builders, the pit crew family members, & every sleep-deprived gearhead who’s ever loaded a car onto a trailer & said, “Next time, we’ll fix that.”
🎧 Whether you’re wrenching in the garage, road-tripping to the next Lemons event, or just here for the laughs, you’ll feel right at home.
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First Brands Group files Bankruptcy. (Justin Hughs @ Jalopnik)
https://www.jalopnik.com/1984356/first-brands-aftermarket-parts-supplier-bankrupt/
NC protects race tracks from “nuisance claims (Mark Vaughn @ Autoweek)
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406 FE motor 3 deuces, crane competition cam $7500! On Racing Junk
Chris Haas on Lemons World!
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Albert Wentzel is raffling the Race-Ready, Double-IOE-Winning Rambler to support Lemons of Love.
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What happens when you take a pink Corvette, slap on endurance-racing numbers, & throw it onto one of the dustiest, tracks in America—lovingly known as “The Butt”? Pure chaos, that’s what!
In this week’s Pugeot episode 405, Ken stays up past his bedtime again, Ken drives a trailer without lights, Barbie drives cross country, & Ken fixes & breaks a Lotus.
Really the crew recaps the absolute madness of racing a Barbie-themed Corvette at Buttonwillow Raceway Park. Spoiler: the car may have been plastic in spirit, but the laughs were 100% real. From long nights of prep, questionable garage engineering, & more glitter than should legally be near a race car, we take you behind the scenes of one of the most ridiculous (& strangely successful) endurance racing themes ever.
Tales from the paddock — who broke down, who broke out the Barbie costumes, & who broke curfew.
News & Notes — from Robot U-Turns to $10,000 adult Power Wheels to why Japan’s traffic lights are actually blue.
Tech woes & wins — even Barbie’s Dream Car can’t escape wiring gremlins & trailer brake drama.
Race recaps & listener shoutouts — including the most creative teams, the wildest penalties, & the best grassroots garage hacks we’ve seen this season.
If you’re into amateur racing, garage builds, automotive comedy, or just love hearing how far people will go to embarrass themselves in the name of racing glory, this episode’s for you. We don’t promise you’ll learn much, but you will laugh, nod in sympathy, & maybe even feel a little better about your own project car.
So whether you’re wrenching, hauling your race car to the track, or just need a laugh on your commute—buckle up. The Barbie Corvette at The Butt is a story you don’t want to miss.
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Waymo Pulls an Illegal U-Turn, Gets Off W/O a Ticket (Ezre Wallach @ The San Francisco Standard) https://sfstandard.com/2025/09/28/waymo-illegal-u-turn/
Coolest Power Wheels EVAR! (Byron Hurd @ The Drive)
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Japanese Traffic Lights aren’t Green, They’re Blue! (Shane Schmid @Jalopnik) https://www.jalopnik.com/1979625/why-japan-has-blue-traffic-lights-instead-of-green/
302 Swapped (almost) Race Ready RX-7 for $k on RacingJunk.com
Albert Wentzel is raffling the Race-Ready, Double-IOE-Winning Rambler to support Lemons of Love.
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24-Hour HPR, Lemons Penalties & a Barbie Power Wheels DUI
What happens when grassroots endurance racing meets road-trip mishaps, late-night wrenching, and a news story about a guy getting busted in a pink Power Wheels? This episode of Everyone Racers brings pure chaos and comedy—from a 24-hour grind at High Plains Raceway (HPR) to last-minute prep for NCM Motorsports Park, plus Lemons judging tales you won’t believe.
🔥 In this Oldsmobile 403 episode, with so much bore, Mental talks us through NCM , Tim traverses our Nation, Chrissy skips news and notes but encourages you not to take your Barbie jeep to get a Slurpee while drunk and Chris practices the Lotus position
Really it’s;
• HPR 24-Hour recap: sleep-deprived pit life, teams grinding through the night, and why endurance always beats ego.• Wrenching a Miata-powered Lotus back to life: fuel rail diagnostics, Amazon parts mix-ups, vacuum leaks, coil packs, and the moment it finally coughs awake.• Trailer & travel shenanigans: overloaded rigs, moving garages, and the eternal “will it make it to grid?” question.• Lemons judging stories: penalty laps, “stop bringing fast cars,” and the day a Nash Metropolitan with borrowed lights turned more laps than the big-money cheaty Mustang build.• Geo Metro vs. Mustang: why the slow car that keeps turning laps is the real threat.• Toyota plant Camry team: organized like engineers… until penalty math hits.• Wheels falling off? Yep—why attention to basics wins races (and saves weekends).• News & notes: a Canadian “Barbie” Power Wheels DUI that proves bad ideas travel fast.
This isn’t polished pro racing. It’s amateur motorsports the way we live it: friends, duct tape, midnight fixes, smoked-meat potlucks, and stories that only make sense in the paddock. If you’re an amateur racer, mechanic, or automotive enthusiast who loves 24 Hours of Lemons, endurance racing, and car-culture comedy, you’re in the right place.
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Albert Wentzel is raffling the Race-Ready, Double-IOE-Winning Rambler for Lemons of Love.
https://www.classy.org/event/rambler-giveaway/e715110
At 71, James Garner Blasted Around Monza (Andrew Fankel @ Motorsport) https://www.motorsportmagazine.com/archive/article/january-2000/42/silver-screen-racer/?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=Zoho+Social&fbclid=IwZnRzaAMt_Y5leHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHp-oyMYDtG98sjD32ygcrrno6Z_imKceM8ua0GbVu_r4bP5P4l9p5Rpliddw_aem_-jpyCBRK3aryl2XtaW5gUQ
Mazda Gas Gauges are Liars! (Justin Hughs @ Jalopnik) https://www.jalopnik.com/1965335/mazda-recall-cx-90-cx-70-gas-tank/
DUI on a Barbie Jeep Power Wheels (Andrews Collins @ The Drive) https://www.thedrive.com/news/canadian-man-drives-barbie-jeep-in-traffic-gets-dui
Race Ready Spec RX7 on Racing Junk
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What happens when racing passion collides with total mayhem? In this episode, we bring you a mix of unbelievable racing stories, hilarious penalties, DIY engineering disasters, and pure comedy gold. Whether you’re an amateur racing enthusiast, backyard mechanic, or just love the smell of burnt rubber and bad decisions, this one’s for you. In this soviet sedan episode 402 Accu-Mental admits he is a sham, Chrissy is assaulted by a needy cat, Tim plays with hot dogs, & Chris doesn’t finish the old fashioneds. Really, we talk all about the race weekend at Road America where 3 of us were judging. 🚗 Highlights* The mystery Ferrari outlaw tearing up highways in the Czech Republic like a real-life “Tokyo Drift.”* Bonneville Salt Flats adventures, land speed records, Vespa chaos, & why every gearhead needs to go at least once.* Road America race recap: insane entries, unexpected breakdowns, & teams bribing judges with sausages, cheese curds, & even an Edmund Fitzgerald theme car.* The infamous sausage penalty game (yes, racers swinging hot dogs to serve black flags 🤣).* Wild travel stories of missed flights, broken trailers, & why Milwaukee Airport might be every racer’s worst pit stop.* Racing junk finds: turning fighter jet belly tanks into hot rods.* A car judged by its suspension literally stuffed with footballs.This isn’t just a racing podcast — it’s comedy for car lovers. From grassroots racing madness to garage builds gone wrong, we’re here to make you laugh & remind you why amateur motorsport is the most fun you can have with a helmet on.🔥If you’re into amateur racing, car builds, road trips, automotive comedy, and the ridiculous world of endurance racing, you’ll feel right at home.* Amateur race car drivers 🏁* Mechanics and DIY garage builders 🔧* Racing fans and motorsport enthusiasts 🏎️* Comedy lovers who enjoy ridiculous true stories 😂👉 Join the conversation:What’s the craziest breakdown, penalty, or road trip disaster you’ve seen at the track? Comment below — we want to hear your stories!📢 Don’t forget to LIKE, SUBSCRIBE, & hit the bell so you don’t miss future episodes packed with racing mayhem and comedy.Phantom Czech Ferrari Driver Busted (NY Post)https://nypost.com/2025/09/08/us-news/speeding-phantom-ferrari-driver-finally-nabbed-after-6-years-of-evading-czech-authorities/Don’t Throw Rocks (Justin Hughs @ Jalopnik)https://www.jalopnik.com/1960014/man-attacks-police-photo-enforcement-van/New Pope Cycle! (for charity) Jason Torchinsky @ Autopian https://www.theautopian.com/the-pope-is-on-a-motorcycle/Project 213 in 2026 - https://www.project213in26.com/F-100 Fighter Wing Tanks (Build Your Own Land Speed Belly Tank Racer!) https://www.racingjunk.com/land-speed-racing-cars/1830461/wing-tanks-f100-new.html?category_id=5889&np_offset=2#4 Albert Wentzel is raffling the Race-Ready, Double-IOE-Winning Rambler to support Lemons of Love. https://www.classy.org/event/rambler-giveaway/e715110HPR Virtual Trackwalkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53FHO8lkuWk Chris Blizzard Lighting Guidehttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1W0Wk6fGSO2G7y3fDUMeBcsJ58XCZF6w0E77wXuqNrV8/mobilebasic?fbclid=IwY2xjawKaAtVleHRuA2FlbQIxMABicmlkETFjTmRidmN2bWFreVpWTVJMAR4qfvXupatPN52a6j2I2NhnvvfyNGFdmVcIZs37A3fWaYkKm-is8vJxOedoWw_aem_U2NDwxufdWEd0Pn-9DU3HwJoining the E1R F1 Fantasy League! It's Free and Chrissy is losing!!!https://fantasygp.com, Build your own team, then join league 74259541Our Website - https://everyoneracers.com/ Download or stream here - https://open.spotify.com/show/5NsFZDTcaFlu4IhjbG6fV9 https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCPrTs8wdzydOqbpWZ_y-xEA - Our YouTube #EveryoneRacers #CarPodcast #MotorsportsPodcast #RacingLife #EnduranceRacing #GearheadTalk #RaceCarTech #TrackPrep #RaceWeekend #LemonsRally #ChampCar #LuckyDogRacing #WhatAreYouWorkingOn #RaceCarBuild #WrenchingLife #TrackReady #DIYMotorsports* racing podcast* car comedy* amateur racing* motorsport stories
When Racing Gets Weird: Camaro Battles, Potato Pits & Road America Madness!What happens when you mix amateur racing, broken trailers, hilarious road trips, and a giant potato truck? You get one of the most chaotic, laugh-out-loud episodes we’ve ever recorded.In this episode, the crew dives into the wild world of grassroots racing and brings you behind the scenes of Pacific Raceways and Road America. From cross-country hauls with overloaded trailers to fuel pump failures, broken rear ends, and bribes judged with 10mm sockets (yes, really)—this is the side of racing every weekend warrior knows too well.💥 Highlights you’ll hear about:* 🚗 Judging the High Plains race and racing at the Salt Flats.* 🚙 Driving 1,000+ miles with a loaded Escalade and Mazda on a trailer (and somehow surviving).* 🛠️ A daily-driven 1962 Ranchero swapping rear ends three times in one weekend, after learning three on the tree, on the fly.* 🥔 How a 44,000-pound potato truck stole the show.* 🍻 Why Pacific Northwest racers give the best bribes.* 🏎️ A Cadillac CTS-V race car you can actually buy.* 🌭 Potluck parties, racing sausages, and the chaos of 145+ cars at Road America.* 😂 And of course—when not to “hope” your timing belt holds.This is racing at its most authentic—equal parts passion, pain, and pure comedy. If you’re an amateur racer, mechanic, or just love the absurdity of cars, you’ll feel right at home here.🔥 Join the conversation:What’s the craziest breakdown, repair, or road trip story you’ve had with your car? Drop it in the comments—we want to hear your war stories!👍 If you laughed, learned, or related, hit that Like button.🔔 Don’t miss future episodes—Subscribe now and buckle up for more grassroots racing chaos, car culture stories, and comedy from the garage.* funny racing stories* grassroots racing podcast* amateur race car drivers* Road America race recap* Pacific Raceways racing* Cadillac CTS-V race car for sale* comedy car podcast* 24 Hours of Lemons stories* amateur motorsports podcast* funny car breakdown stories* big potato truck racing story* racing podcast comedy
400 Episodes of Chaos, Comedy & Racing – Everyone Racers with Renae Lamb
🏎️💨 In this very special Pontiac 400 V-8 episode, Mental turns down the volume, Chrissy fills boxes, Tim displays drug seeking behavior, Chris swears at a Camaro, and Renae smokes a fox body. Really, we talk with racer and euro shop owner Renae Lamb about what it really takes to live the life of an amateur endurance racer. It’s the 400th episode of Everyone Racers, and we’re joined by Renae Lamb—renowned EU Tech Shop partner, Skip Barber Driving Instructor, and fellow racer—for a conversation that blends pure racing passion with plenty of laughs.
As the definitive podcast for grassroots endurance racing, Everyone Racers has shared hundreds of stories from the track, the garage, and everything in between. But this milestone episode goes deeper—pulling back the curtain on the highs, lows, and hilarious realities of racing at the amateur level.
🔥 In this episode with Renae Lamb, you’ll discover: • Behind-the-wheel insights from a Skip Barber driving instructor • How endurance racing tests not just cars, but teamwork and resilience • Garage mishaps and laugh-out-loud moments every racer can relate to • Lessons for drivers, mechanics, and gearheads chasing the dream of speed • Why the grassroots racing community is one of the most passionate in motorsport
Whether you’re wrenching late into the night, lining up for your first endurance race, or just love a good story about the chaos of racing culture, this episode will have you nodding, laughing, and learning.
👉 Stick around until the end—Renae shares priceless advice that every amateur racer and automotive enthusiast needs to hear.
👀 Don’t miss this landmark episode of Everyone Racers—where comedy meets car culture, and endurance racing is celebrated in all its messy, exhilarating glory.
💬 Question for you: What’s the funniest or most unexpected thing that’s ever happened to you on the track or in the garage? Drop your story in the comments—we’d love to feature some in a future episode!
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Albert Wentzel is raffling the race ready Rambler to support Lemons of Love.
https://www.classy.org/event/rambler-giveaway/e715110
Chevy to modernize their van offerings with a Hyundai (Billy Rehbock @ Motor Trend)
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60 iconic vehicles and tributes being Auctioned from Rodz & Bodz in Colorado (Andrew Collins @ The Drive)
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It’s Episode 399 – just like the number of Enzo Ferraris originally produced (well, before Ferrari built one more… for the Pope. Yes, really).This week, the gang shakes off the race weekend hangover (some literal, some electrical) and dives into all things automotive with their signature mix of wrenching, racing, and ridiculousness.🚗 WHAT’S INSIDE:🔧 Camaro repairs, Pontiac Vibes, sliding glass doors & wasps🍸 Hangovers from golf and racing…🎒 A Porsche 911 backpack that costs more than your first car🚙 Kei cars with the best names ever (Daihatsu Naked, anyone?)💔 A tragic loss at Bonneville – RIP Chris Raschke💸 A Formula Mazda for sale (includes spelunking injury?)🏁 Race results, upcoming Lemons/ChampCar/Lucky Dog/AER events📈 Thompson recap: electrical gremlins, shifting wins, time-warping drives🍦 Ice cream shaming, syrup controversy, and someone gets wedding cake and crabs🧑🔧 Plus: ABS – love it or leave it?💬 Listener feedback, bad decisions, great stories, and a cameo by Car Jesus.🎧 Buckle up and join Chris, Chrissy, Jeff, and Tim as they yell at each other like condiments and recap the latest from their wild world of endurance racing.📌 Subscribe, like, and hit that bell so you never miss an episode of wrenching wisdom and absurd antics from the paddock and beyond!Porsche 911 BackPacks!!https://www.thedrive.com/news/porsche-911-shaped-backpacks-are-here-just-in-time-for-back-to-schoolWhat Kei Car has the best name (@Jalopnik)https://www.jalopnik.com/1931077/what-kei-car-has-the-best-name-reader-question/Godspeed Salt Flat Racer Chris Raschke (@the drive)https://www.thedrive.com/news/60-year-old-racer-dies-attempting-land-speed-record-at-bonneville-salt-flatsFormula Mazda on Racing Junkhttps://www.racingjunk.com/formula/184737169/formula-mazda-track-ready-refreshed.htmlhttps://www.racingjunk.com/formula/184737169/formula-mazda-track-ready-refreshed.html?category_id=4&photos=1&video=&location_distance=&location_zip=&year_min=&year_max=&price_min=1500&price_max=25000&seller_type=0&condition=&search=&keyword=&state=&country=&province=&date=&order=score&np_offset=5#7#EveryoneRacers #EnduranceRacing #Lemons #FerrariEnzo #KeiCars #Thompson2025 #MazdaOverfill #BackpackFail #Bonneville #LuckyDog #ChampCar #AER #AutozamAZ1
In this iconic Dallara F398 Episode 398 of Everyone Racers;
Chris tells us to visit the Dorito, Chrissy is not going to bring pants, Tim is playing in a golf tournament at Augusta…Maine while Mental dreams of racing at Monaco…. Missouri…on a lawn mower around a gas station.
Really!
What We're Working On:
Chris sold a car, dealt with a new leak, and is prepping for an upcoming race. Mental got some quality time with his wife’s Mercedes and stripped his Formula Vee chassis. Chrissy’s deep in race prep mode, while Tim took a scenic break at Moosehead Lake before gearing up for his golf tournament.
News & Notes:
Tesla Cybertruck Drama: Turns out Tesla's structural adhesive is so strong, it literally held a Cybertruck in the air. Greg Poggioli at Jalopnik explains how a glue patch suspended a 6,600-lb truck from a crane. Genius? Terrifying? You decide.
https://www.jalopnik.com/1924239/cybertruck-dangles-mid-air-tesla-glue/
Some New Yorkers are now paying people to sit in their parked cars during street sweeping hours to avoid tickets. Yes, it's a real thing — and a growing business.
https://www.jalopnik.com/1921245/new-york-city-tiktoker-car-sitter-avoids-tickets/
Gas Can Relief: The EPA might roll back the hated “no-spill” gas can design regulations, possibly ending years of consumer frustration with modern ventless gas cans. https://www.fleetmaintenance.com/in-the-bay/fluids-and-chemicals/article/55305702/epa-makes-gas-cans-easier-to-use-again
Our Racing Junk Find of the Week:
A very competitive 1987 Mustang Coupe Champ/Lemons car is up for grabs in Tennessee. Turn-key, well-built, zero penalty points, and a long race history — could be your next race winner.
Plus it’s our Thompson 2025 Race Prep:
Everything you need to know about the upcoming Lemons race at Thompson, including:
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- Track rules, paddock logistics, and fuel access tips
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Of course our patented, detailed turn-by-turn track walkthrough with driving strategy for each corner
AccuMental Weather Forecast:
Mixed weather Friday, sunny skies over the weekend — ideal racing conditions!
So, whether you're wrenching on your car, gluing your truck back together, or just figuring out what corner to apex at Thompson, this episode has the mix of nerdy race tech, news weirdness, and team banter you tune in for. Don’t forget to check the links in the show notes for the potluck sign-up and tech schedules.
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In this Scent 397 episode, balanced with nobility of Iris and depth of Patchouli, Chris is sporty spice and gives sass to british car watchers, Chrissy encourages you to get the 397 fragrance (includes Patuilli), Tim is the piercer enforcer pumper while Mental plans his Porsche 912 road trip like a poet on a bender—romantic, reckless, and always convinced that Interstate 5 will somehow reward poor decisions with good stories. Really we discuss ‘Tale of Woe,’ and how breakdowns hit differently now versus when we were younger and broke. We reflect on lessons learned, offer practical advice for surviving a road trip with a hooptie. (Hint: Bring cash, carry AAA, and above all—expect the unexpected.) We balance that with your inputs and experiences. Listener shoutouts roll in, from celebrating National Stick Shift Day to a German word for when improvements go hilariously wrong: Verschlimmbesserung. There’s praise for AAA, complaints about Boston drivers, and deep appreciation for the absurdity of breakdown stories. The highlight? Mental’s epic California road trip story is broken into three seemingly unbelievable vignettes, each wilder than the last—Red Bull-can roadside repairs, getting hit on at a bar, and experiencing the surreal corporate bustle of a Morgan Hill Starbucks. Spoiler: all three stories are true.We even talk about our latest wild Racing Junk find—a 1989 Toyota Celica GTS Lemons racecar with a V6 swap, a pile of spare parts, and a sketchy-but-free enclosed trailer. We break down the value of 17 RS4 tires (most likely used) and debate the trailer’s potential for hauling poor life choices. Mental dreams of acquiring it despite no truck to tow it. Scent 397 link: https://thescentreserve.com/products/397-car-air-freshener-inspired-by-la-vie-est-belleThe West Coast Alice’s Restauranthttps://alicesrestaurant.com/89 Celica for $3k with tons of spars and a trailer on Racing Junkhttps://www.racingjunk.com/24-hours-of-lemons-cars-and-equipment-for-sale/184731237/1989-toyota-celica-gt-s-hatchback-2d.html?category_id=4520&np_offset=2#2Brittany Force is the fastest human in NHRA History (Brad Brownell @ Jalopnik)https://www.jalopnik.com/1917563/brittany-force-officially-fastest-person-drag-racing/ Monster Truck loses Tire, smashes Kia (Jerry Perez @ the Drive) https://www.thedrive.com/news/monster-truck-show-turns-terrifying-when-stray-tire-crushes-spectators-kia Real Life Grand Theft Auto with a Fire Truck (Justin Hughes @ Jalopnik) https://www.jalopnik.com/1918171/stolen-fire-truck-smashes-14-cars/ Free Bingo Card Generatorhttps://myfreebingocards.com/bingo-card-generatorPlay Cardle!Playcardle.comChris Blizzard Lighting Guidehttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1W0Wk6fGSO2G7y3fDUMeBcsJ58XCZF6w0E77wXuqNrV8/mobilebasic?fbclid=IwY2xjawKaAtVleHRuA2FlbQIxMABicmlkETFjTmRidmN2bWFreVpWTVJMAR4qfvXupatPN52a6j2I2NhnvvfyNGFdmVcIZs37A3fWaYkKm-is8vJxOedoWw_aem_U2NDwxufdWEd0Pn-9DU3HwJoining the E1R F1 Fantasy League! It's Free and Chrissy is losing!!!https://fantasygp.com, Build your own team, then join league 74259541Mental’s Porsche 912 - https://youtu.be/_AEg7U4mWgI?feature=shared Our Website - https://everyoneracers.com/ Download or stream here - https://open.spotify.com/show/5NsFZDTcaFlu4IhjbG6fV9 https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCPrTs8wdzydOqbpWZ_y-xEA - Our YouTube
“Dipsticks, Bribes & Bad Booze: Life in the Lemons Judge’s Chair | Everyone Racers Podcast EP 396”In this hilarious and chaotic SS 396 episode of the Everyone Racers Podcast, the gang dives deep into the wild world of Lemons judging—complete with Chevelles, MG propaganda, Cadillac neck tattoos, and dollar store meat thermometers.🔧 Chris campaigns hard for MG ownership.🥃 Chrissy climbs on her soapbox to rage against terrible booze bribes.🚗 Tim charms us all while venting about Aveos and the subtle art of judging racers.🌡️ Mental sticks a meat thermometer into his engine (yes, really) and ponders body ink worthy of a Cadillac.PLUS:🔥 The science of oil temps and suspicious gauges🧵 Lemons-themed arts and crafts🍪 Cookie diplomacy in the penalty box🎨 Personalized bribes, from moonshine samplers to LEGO cars🚩 How to stay in your judges’ good graces (hint: don’t be a dick)Whether you’re a Lemons veteran or just here for the stories, this episode is a deep dive into what happens in the penalty box—where character, cookies, and community matter much more than your lap time.🎧 Buckle up, grab a proper drink (please, not the blue stuff), and enjoy a ride through the weird and wonderful world of endurance racing judging!Parallel Parking Contest & Block Part (Jerry Perez @ the drive) https://www.thedrive.com/news/neighborhoods-parallel-parking-competition-is-my-kind-of-block-party Worst Drivers by City and by Car (Charles Krome. @ Jalopnik) https://www.jalopnik.com/1909598/us-states-with-most-car-crashes/ Checo is Back Baby! (Ed Spencer @ Autoevolution) https://www.autoevolution.com/news/f1-sergio-perez-set-for-formula-1-return-with-cadillac-for-2026-254257.html302 Swapped 1974 MGBGT on RJ, https://www.racingjunk.com/mg/184732871/1974-mg-mgb.html #EveryoneRacers #CarPodcast #RacingPodcast #LemonsRacing #24HoursOfLemons #ChevelleSS396 #MeatThermometerEngineering #CadillacTattoo #BadBoozeBribes #JudgeLife #PenaltyBoxChronicles #CookieTimeWithShelly #CraftyRacer #DollarStoreTech #MGPropaganda #EnduranceRacing #GrassrootsRacing #GarageLife #CarCulture #TrackLife #RaceWeekend #DIYMechanic #RacePrep #DontBeADick #RaceBribes #RaceJudges #BringBetterBooze #LemonsLegends #JudgeNotLestYeBeBlackFlagged
"9.5HP Toilets, Fireballs in Vegas, and the Curse of Old Cars | Everyone Racers Podcast"Strap in for another hilarious, grease-stained episode of Everyone Racers! This week, the crew returns from their 4th of July escapades with stories hotter than a Vegas fireball.🧰 Very special guest Rallymaster Jeff Stobbs introduces his team’s newest race weapon: a barely-alive Austin Marina, prepped for battle with a team of demo derby rookies and combine drivers. What could go wrong?🔥 Mental recounts a wild night at Las Vegas Motor Speedway: skid plate races, boat-smashing chaos, and actual balls of gasoline lighting up the sky.💥 Chris suffers a catastrophic oil change fail, turning his Mercedes into a thousand-dollar paperweight after one bad jack lift. He also gives us a rundown of his stud-matching saga on the Mazda and teases... a Camaro?🚤 Tim juggles pontoon fireworks parties, exploding trailer tires, and garage upgrades, all while hosting a full-scale family invasion straight out of National Lampoon.🚽 And of course, they dive into the absurdity of a “Command Pro 5” engine that somehow makes them wish for a 9.5-horsepower toilet.Plus: rally updates, exploding fireworks warehouses, and why every old car is just a rolling anxiety attack with headlights. We also talk about the upcoming Rust Belt Rally. https://24hoursoflemons.com/rally-details/?id=408 Don’t forget the Pacific Northwest Rallyhttps://24hoursoflemons.com/rally-details/?id=416 And the Texas Rallyhttps://24hoursoflemons.com/rally-details/?id=426 The sub-$20k Slate Truck is Screwed (Beverely Braga @ Autopian) https://www.theautopian.com/the-slate-ev-pickup-trucks-chance-at-success-just-took-a-huge-hit/ Nico Hulkenberg wins podium after 239 races in F1 https://www.youtube.com/shorts/LVKsdvxc5JA Dodge Charger EV recalled for being too quiet. (Justin Banner @ Motortrend.com) https://www.motortrend.com/news/2024-2025-dodge-charger-daytona-ev-recall-pedestrian-noise Free Bingo Card Generatorhttps://myfreebingocards.com/bingo-card-generatorPlay Cardle!Playcardle.comChris Blizzard Lighting Guidehttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1W0Wk6fGSO2G7y3fDUMeBcsJ58XCZF6w0E77wXuqNrV8/mobilebasic?fbclid=IwY2xjawKaAtVleHRuA2FlbQIxMABicmlkETFjTmRidmN2bWFreVpWTVJMAR4qfvXupatPN52a6j2I2NhnvvfyNGFdmVcIZs37A3fWaYkKm-is8vJxOedoWw_aem_U2NDwxufdWEd0Pn-9DU3HwJoining the E1R F1 Fantasy League! It's Free and Chrissy is losing!!!https://fantasygp.com, Build your own team, then join league 74259541Mental’s Porsche 912 - https://youtu.be/_AEg7U4mWgI?feature=shared Our Website - https://everyoneracers.com/ Download or stream here - https://open.spotify.com/show/5NsFZDTcaFlu4IhjbG6fV9 https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCPrTs8wdzydOqbpWZ_y-xEA - Our YouTube DIY wrenching gone wrongReal-life car carnage storiesAbsurd but relatable car guy humorLemons race prep chaosMiddle-aged men beefing with laundry baskets🛠️ Like, subscribe, and hit that bell so you don’t miss next week’s garage confessionals. It’s just going to get messier from here.#EveryoneRacers #CarPodcast #LemonsRacing #TrackLife #RaceCarBuild #GarageLife #OldCarProblems #ProjectCar #VegasNightOfFire #SkidPlateRacing #BoatSmash #FireworksFail #9HPToilet #JackFail #MercedesDamage #MazdaDrama #CamaroComeback #RallyLife #RaceWeekend #DemoDerbyDriver #CarComedy #FourthOfJuly #FireballShow #RedneckEngineering #BackyardMechanic
In this “Don’t Drive on Hwy - 394” episode, Dean drops $23 bucks (who’s Dean? Don’t worry about it.) Doubting Chris(t) gets a truly miraculous pump from Tractor supply, and also gets rejected from practice, Chrissy forges her wristband with a FitBit while hating cornerworker lunchtime while Tim sets the whole team up with tiny beers, “Grey Claws,” and eats ice cream in the rain.
What? Who? Yeah, I guess Mental did something, I don’t know. What are we? The Mental police?
Really, we talk all about Tim, Chris and Chrissy and them sweating their privates off last weekend at the Lucky Dog Race at Virginia International Raceway
Gorgeous racer prepped 1988 CRX SI on Racing Junk for just $8,500
Another Car Carrying Ship Catches Fire and Sinks (Mark Thessin @ AP)
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Larry Chen Releases Anthology Book (Caleb Jacobs @ The Drive)
Ford recalls 2025 F-250s for Potential Brake Failure (Alexander Stoklosa @ Motor Trend)
https://www.motortrend.com/news/2025-ford-f-series-super-duty-recall-25v401000-brake-failure
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...loosers. No, its for Lovers.... I'm just jelly I am not there, and I do all the social media.In this Duesenberg 393, Chris tells us to wiggle right and left while Chrissy sells a Porsche. Tim offers a confession as Mental starts counting. Which looks like gigablasting because his mouth hangs slack and he doesn’t move a lot. Really, we talk all about our upcoming Lucky Dog trip to VIR including our virtual track walk!Dump Trailer with 2 Trucks is ‘Fine’ (Caleb Jacobs @ the drive) https://www.thedrive.com/news/trooper-stops-semi-with-cars-strapped-on-top-of-dump-trailer-says-its-fine Volvo EVs may not stop (Logan Carter @ Jalopnik) https://www.jalopnik.com/1891509/volvo-recalls-14000-evs-phevs-may-experience-total-brake-failure/ Slowest Car Chase Ever (Beverly Braga @ the autopian) https://www.theautopian.com/a-man-leads-police-on-a-3-mph-chase-because-hes-driving-an-excavator/1930 Duesenberg SJ Murphy Town and Country, Chassis 2422 J393.https://blackhawkcollection.com/project/1930-duesenberg-sj-murphy-tc-chassis-2422-j393/ VIR Turn By Turn https://www.paddock-pal.com/?page_id=1223&track=365 Play Cardle!Playcardle.comChris Blizzard Lighting Guidehttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1W0Wk6fGSO2G7y3fDUMeBcsJ58XCZF6w0E77wXuqNrV8/mobilebasic?fbclid=IwY2xjawKaAtVleHRuA2FlbQIxMABicmlkETFjTmRidmN2bWFreVpWTVJMAR4qfvXupatPN52a6j2I2NhnvvfyNGFdmVcIZs37A3fWaYkKm-is8vJxOedoWw_aem_U2NDwxufdWEd0Pn-9DU3HwJoining the E1R F1 Fantasy League! It's Free and Chrissy is losing!!!https://fantasygp.com, Build your own team, then join league 74259541Mental’s Porsche 912 - https://youtu.be/_AEg7U4mWgI?feature=shared Our Website - https://everyoneracers.com/ Download or stream here - https://open.spotify.com/show/5NsFZDTcaFlu4IhjbG6fV9 https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCPrTs8wdzydOqbpWZ_y-xEA - Our YouTube
In this 392 Hemi Episode, Chris greases his axles, Chrissy loves Cardle (are you playing?). Tim trips his own mother and Mental gets towed up a mountain. Really, we talk all about the HPR lemons race where Mental, Chris and Chrissy attended.
McLaren will build it's hypercar race car (Jalopnik)
https://www.jalopnik.com/1885452/mclaren-announces-hypercar-racing-program/
Mazda recalls Japanese automaker to recall over 12k Miatas because the DSC light may not Light up.
Play Cardle!
Honda’s “NSX Refresh Plan” (Andrew Collins @ The Dive)
https://www.thedrive.com/news/honda-has-a-new-plan-to-support-its-aging-classics-like-the-nsx
Every Brand GM has killed
https://www.jalopnik.com/1813921/every-brand-gm-discontinued/
Chris Blizzard Lighting Guide
Joining the E1R F1 Fantasy League! It's Free and Chrissy is losing!!!
Build your own team, then join league 74259541
Mental’s Porsche 912 - https://youtu.be/_AEg7U4mWgI?feature=shared
Our Website - https://everyoneracers.com/
Download or stream here - https://open.spotify.com/show/5NsFZDTcaFlu4IhjbG6fV9
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In this Wildcat 391 episode,
Chrissy enjoys a glory hole, Tim enjoys a glory hole, Chris builds a glory hole, and Mental wishes he was able to enjoy the glory hole. Really, we talk all about our race weekend at Lemons NJMP 2025.
Chrysler is about to become an “experiment” (Joel Feder @ theDrive) https://www.thedrive.com/news/chrysler-is-about-to-become-an-experiment
Annual Retromobile Show moved to New York( Ronan Glon @ Hagerty) tells us the
https://www.hagerty.com/media/news/retromobile-new-york-2026-dates/
NASA Legal BMW 328 on Racing Junk
https://www.racingjunk.com/super-touring/184710240/e36-race-car.html
Chris Blizzard Lighting Guide
Carbine Motorcars - Chris Carbine’s Brokerage in New Orleans. https://carbinemotorcars.com/
Joining the E1R F1 Fantasy League! It's Free and Chrissy is losing!!!
Build your own team, then join league 74259541
Mental’s Porsche 912 - https://youtu.be/_AEg7U4mWgI?feature=shared
Our Website - https://everyoneracers.com/
Download or stream here - https://open.spotify.com/show/5NsFZDTcaFlu4IhjbG6fV9
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In this Ford 390 episode,
Chrissy talks about meat sweats
Tim windmills the house with Tide
Mental takes a 4 hour nap
Chris drives around with a stiff upper lip
Really we talk glorious NJMP
NJMP potluck https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1Zfdx9UwMay6gmlP2DZ2JcUmaj50VGvZr?usp=drive_link
1985 Lada AutoVaz 2102 Combi for Sale in Morgantown, PA on RacingJunk
https://www.racingjunk.com/lada/184712750/1985-lada.html?category_id=4932&np_offset=0
Thunderbolt Stuff
https://fastestlaps.com/tracks/njmp-thunderbolt-raceway
https://speedsecrets.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/NJMP-Thunderbolt.pdf
https://www.jalopnik.com/1876069/whats-the-nastiest-mess-youve-cleaned-out-of-a-car-reader-question/
Nastiest Mess You Have Cleaned out of Car? (Erin Marques @ Jalopnik)
https://www.jalopnik.com/1876069/whats-the-nastiest-mess-youve-cleaned-out-of-a-car-reader-question/
Average Marketed Price of a new vehicle is over $50k (Mattew Guy @ The Truth About Cars)
Dumb Thieves Trash 2 Hummers (Lewin Day @ The Autopian)
NJMP Test Day
Tech Times are
https://registration.24hoursoflemons.com/inspection-time-slots/pdf/411.)
Chris Blizzard Lighting Guide
Carbine Motorcars - Chris Carbine’s Brokerage in New Orleans. https://carbinemotorcars.com/
Chrissy’s F Bisquick recipe Video
Joining the E1R F1 Fantasy League! It's Free and Chrissy is losing!!!
Build your own team, then join league 74259541
Mental’s Porsche 912 - https://youtu.be/_AEg7U4mWgI?feature=shared
Our Website - https://everyoneracers.com/
Download or stream here - https://open.spotify.com/show/5NsFZDTcaFlu4IhjbG6fV9
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