Engines on Fire, Dogs in Beds & sub-$10K Classics?! – The Funniest Racing Podcast You’ll Hear!”
Welcome to Everyone Racers Podcast Episode 409 – In this 4 speed, dual-quad, positraction 409 episode…
https://newportcarmuseum.org/1961-chevrolet-impala-ss-409-convertible-2/
Mental totally misses out, Chris gets lost in the rented RV, Tim gender checks Chris, steals a piece of cheese and sleeps in dog pee. Finally, if we can briefly direct your attention to the front, Chrissy will go over the very important safety features of this Summit Point Raceway (always watch for deer).
Buckle up for another chaotic, funny, and fuel-soaked ride through the world of amateur endurance racing, DIY car builds, and garage disasters that somehow turn into stories worth telling.
This week, we go full throttle into the legacy of the Chevy 409 muscle car — the beast that changed drag racing forever — and then spin right into everything from dog puke road trips to five-alarm pit fires, to epic Lemons race fails that only true racers can appreciate.
🔥 In This Episode:
🏁 Chevy 409 Origins: Why this rare muscle car engine became a legend of torque and torque-wrenchers alike.
🚗 Mental’s Porsche 912 Finally Gets Its Plates – Nevada, welcome to the 20th century.
🧯 Trackside Fires & Heroic Fixes: The Tactical Raccoons literally rise from the ashes after a full engine bay fire.
🧰 DIY Garage Tips & Rants: From broken furnaces to uncooperative dogs and Barstow naps, it’s peak E1R.
💥 WTF Racing News: NBC airs an AI-generated fake crash—and totally believes it!
😂 Smash Therapy: Why sometimes the best stress relief is hitting your old fender with a hammer. (Andrew Collins @ The Drive) https://www.thedrive.com/features/smashing-steel-as-stress-relief-heres-a-great-use-for-old-car-parts
💸 Racing Junk Picks of the Week:
2003 Mazda 6s approved for Lemons/SCCA Race Car for Sale on Racing Junk - $6,500
From a $3,600 Plymouth Fury to a fuchsia Cadillac Sedan DeVille. The Hagerty Auction https://www.hagerty.com/marketplace/collections/the-generous-collection?irclickid=ys%3ATCRWa2xycR0LUqmw9E3lnUkpyZnyxu2E6W40&sharedid=&irpid=2095194&irgwc=1
🏆 Race Recaps & Awards: The Heelin’ and Toe Failures misclassed Civic takes the win, Silver Errors Racing battles Crossfire chaos, and Sputnik finally earns IOE glory.
It’s all part of the low-dollar racing lifestyle where the cars are slow, the jokes are fast, and the community is pure gold.
🧠 Why You’ll Love This Episode
If you’re into Lemons racing, Lucky Dog, ChampCar, SCCA, NASA, or just love wrenching on junkyard builds and laughing at the absurdity of it all — this one’s for you. The Everyone Racers Podcast brings you real garage talk, real race drama, and just enough bad puns to keep your engine light blinking.
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AI fools local TV Station (Caleb Jacobs @ The Drive) https://www.thedrive.com/news/local-nbc-station-fooled-by-ai-video-of-race-track-power-outage-causing-huge-crash
PA Turnpike is the Most Expensive Toll Road in America (Gregg Poggoil @ Jalopnik) https://www.jalopnik.com/2004292/americas-most-expensive-toll-highways/
The White Zone is for Unloading, no, the red zone is for loading….
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dsut7j8Kjy8
Mental’s Porsche 912 - https://youtu.be/_AEg7U4mWgI?feature=shared
Amateur racers, track-day addicts, weekend mechanics, garage builders, endurance fans, and anyone who loves motorsport stories with comedy baked in.
