It’s the Halloween Edition of the show — and yes, the boys actually put on costumes (pray for them). We’re breaking down what kind of Trick-or-Treater you are — are you the candy hoarder, the costume critic, or the one still using a pillowcase?

Plus, we dive into the mysterious origins of that ridiculous viral “6-7” thing everyone won’t shut up about… and of course, MUCH MORE! (because our attention spans demanded it).

There’s a fine line when it comes to Halloween costumes — and this guy didn’t just cross it, he sprinted past it in platform boots and a white sheet. David Lee Roth, buddy, it’s time to hang up the spandex — especially after that “wardrobe malfunction” that revealed way more than your stage presence.

Also: what your favorite Halloween candy says about you (spoiler: if it’s candy corn, we need to talk).

All that and a whole lot more questionable decisions!

Oh, now that he’s doing it, you suddenly care — but when they did it, it was totally fine? Classic double standard. Also, how do you live on this planet for decades and still not know what a moose looks like?! And one more thing — is it ever okay to call an elderly person ‘senile’ to their face? We discuss… at our own risk. PLUS MUCH MORE!

We’re asking the real hard-hitting question: Is fandom gay?
Like, if you proudly wear another man’s name on your back… is that just team spirit or something deeper?

We also uncover the hidden meanings behind your favorite songs (yes, even Monster Mash isn’t safe), and play our favorite game: “Wrong Answers Only!”

All that… and way too much more.

And Corey's got problems the Average Joe can't relate to.

It’s Jai’s birthday — so naturally, in true Cane and Corey fashion, they made it as ridiculous as humanly possible. Turns out most adults are still afraid of the dark (grow up… or at least buy a nightlight). Also, THEY'RE mad because he signed her album? Relax, Karen's, it’s not your business. All that chaos and so much more!

We took a dementia test—spoiler alert: the results were terrifying (and also explain a lot). Then, we explore the most lucrative careers for people who peaked in kindergarten. Plus, the return of “Fake News or Florida”—because let’s be honest, Florida is basically Area 51 with better beaches. AND that’s not even the weirdest part of this episode.

Cane had himself a spy-thriller morning—getting tailed before sunrise and breaking into his own apartment Mission Impossible-style via the fire escape. Meanwhile, you can now officially check if the feds are watching you… though honestly, do you really want to know?

And poor Corey? Let’s just say the TSA knows his crotch on a first-name basis—they give him a gentle “how ya doin’?” tap every single trip. All this, and way more chaos, coming your way!

We tried sitting without manspreading… turns out our hips are not built for that. Please, stop dialing 911—we’re fine, just in pain.

Also, when it comes to accents you can trust, let’s just say New York and New Jersey are not making the cut. (If they’re on the list, it’s probably the “Do Not Call” list.)

And yes, a listener “D-Bag” Cane can relate to.

PLUS… so much more chaos you didn’t ask for!

We’ve smuggled in Brit Nick from across the pond—because if we don’t save England, who will? Our listeners are "jacked" beyond reason, and the proof is in this week’s mafia member. Freedom of speech? Sure. Keeping your job after using it? That’s on you, mate. PLUS—way too much more, but you’re already hooked, so just roll with it!

Ladies, PSA: next time you get a package, double-check—could be Coochie Juice, not Amazon Prime. Also, who’s out here pulling up to Popeyes asking for a Baconator? Wrong drive-thru, genius—that’s Wendy’s, not a flavor upgrade! And tell me why Corey’s agent sent him straight to the Hood—did he fire them, or did the hood fire him? Oh, and that’s just the warm-up—plenty more chaos where that came from!

Most guys never figure it out, but today we finally learn what kind of men we really are—spoiler: it’s not flattering. You know the world’s upside down when Andy Cohen manages to troll Howard Stern’s listeners. And the one comedian Corey hates PLUS way more chaos!

Who needs Liam Neeson when you’ve got Corey B—who won’t just risk his life for you…he’ll risk his WiFi connection too.
Meanwhile, Cane has entered a brand-new era of manhood: The Ear Hair Stage. (May his barber have mercy.)
And Jai? After years of crushing defeats, he finally wins a game! …Unfortunately, the game was BUTT HURT.
All this and more chaos, drama, and questionable life choices await!

Guys like Jai don’t just make us sick… they make WebMD crash from the traffic. Just hear his stories and you’ll need a prescription. We’re also rolling out the brand new “Jacket Report” — because apparently showing your hands is the new background check. And Cane? He just went from Mellencamping to monkey-barring like it’s a midlife recess. Proof that it’s never too late to learn something ridiculous. Plus, a whole lot more chaos where that came from!

Cane’s old partner in crime, Altar Boy, makes his grand comeback—and he’s spilling all the dirt from the glory days (back when flip phones were still a thing). Cane bravely steps into the spotlight to reveal he’s graysexual… but let’s be honest, we all had “graysexual” on our Cane Bingo card years ago. Meanwhile, baseball—America’s favorite nap aid—decides it wants to shuffle the deck with a realignment literally nobody asked for. Oh, and that’s just the warm-up. PLUS MUCH, MUCH MORE CHAOS!

Just when you thought you’d seen everything, the Philadelphia Eagles go and hire new cheerleaders that are practically a gift-wrapped roast for Giants fans. Meanwhile, Cardi B’s catching heat for fat-shaming one of her own fans—because apparently Grammy wins don’t come with a PR manual. Plus, we tackle the phrases that even full-grown adults still can’t pronounce without sweating… and so much more chaos where that came from!

We need to end tattletale culture, and Cane got got yet again by more internet fakery PLUS much more!

Once upon a time, things like random fingers poking your spine or unsolicited ‘camera roll surprises’ weren’t exactly everyday stuff. Fast forward to now — it’s Tuesday, you’re getting a back prod and a front-row d pic before your coffee’s done brewing. AND THAT’S JUST THE BEGINNING! PLUS MUCH MORE

Today’s show just got a whole lot easier on the eyes — and twice as likely to throw a drink in yours. Apparently, a long weekend is all it takes to transform perfectly normal people into Grade-A d-bags. Yes, even Cane and Corey have joined the club. Oh, and speaking of questionable decisions: just wait until you hear how that thing ended up inside him. PLUS MUCH MORE!

A poop knife and a pile of sponges on the back of the toilet? Yeah, that porcelain throne is officially off-limits for the rest of us — well, except maybe Jai. He seems suspiciously okay with these sketchy bathroom vibes.

After a highly scientific group discussion (about 14 seconds long), we’ve agreed on two things:
1️⃣ Jai should never be allowed to speak again.
2️⃣ Shockingly, the more you drink, the smarter you get — so cheers to all the genius drunks.

And that’s just the tip of the toilet tank — there’s plenty more nonsense where that came from!